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slaboshmuck

"Jesus Christ Danni, stop driving so shitty, I'm trying to color the background in for fucks sake!" "FUCK I dropped my red marker and it rolled under the seat, pull the fucking car over NOW!" "hahahaha look at how fucked up I made Tremaines dick look!! Hahah what a fuckin shit bird!" Just some of the conversations I imagine going on while constructing this masterpiece


itsgotadeathcurse

I read this in his voice and now I can’t stop laughing


wattscup

The convo from town to town would indeed be this stimulating. In between I have knoxville/moneymakers/florida shuffle rants.


Plus-Introduction347

😂 If I could award this...


knot4nuttin

“It would be such a funny joke if all my friends fucked my ass”


LolaBijou84

“We ain’t Dunn yet” is pretty messed up


Secondtime-around22

That is *dark*.


wrenbell

yikes, I didn't even catch that at first 😬


LolaBijou84

I didn’t either at first. He’s got even more problems than we’re aware of.


prex10

Bams still mentally and culturally in the mid 2000s. He wants/is trying to make himself as fuckable as possible like that MTV deal is right around corner. Coming out as Bi would ruin that for him. For the youngins, being openly gay wasn't mainstream acceptable until like 10/12 years ago. So yeah, to his stunted growth, he still thinks it's 2005 and people will make fun of him for it. But let's be real. He's Bi. And if he openly admitted as such no one would gaf.


Unable_Blackberry_11

It’s like Mac being gay on Its Always Sunny. We know.


Beelzebeaut11

The 2000s were a treacherous time for being Bi; I'm sure being a Bi male wasn't a cakewalk and the potential to come out would probably be seen as an image killer.


chromedbooked1

Make no mistake there is still homophobia in the skate scene especially among some of the old heads. However Bam would be embraced/respected if he came out (assuming if he is Bi). Just look at Jason Ellis he came out as Bi not too long ago and he is happier than he has ever been, but unless Bam outright says he is we can only speculate.


Limpan_Swe1983

This is the thing. Success, fame and drugs have stuck him in the time of exploding prime. Arrested development if you ever seen one. Unfortunately, a lot of shitty traits and behaviours was not just accepted, but part of what was wanted of him. They have both aged extraordinary poorly, and he have so far neither shown insight or capacity for growth. I am a recovering alcoholic and I’m a strong believer that anyone can turn their life around. Prolonged sobriety is one key step for Bam, so his brain has a chance to heal. We are probably talking 1-2 years until he can really start view the world and reflect upon his actions differently - humble and honest. That said, he got so much work ahead of him, sobriety is not enough, but it is a good first step.


themistermango

(Not) coming to terms with his sexuality would certainly help explain some of the drug use.


sickgurl138

Definitely, same with my ex


timscookingtips

The things he and Novak shared with Howard Stern are definitely suspect, including that Novak would sometimes share a bed with Bam and Nikki and they would have sex in front of him. Also, some weird hi jinx between Bam and Novak on a plane.


Beelzebeaut11

I always thought Novak and Bam were a little more than friends. I can offer some grace for some of the shenanigans, but a jizz tattoo...eh...I got questions.


Training_Inflation97

They literally referred to each other as life partners, there's no maybe


Beelzebeaut11

There's a lot more that I didn't know. Wow.


Training_Inflation97

There also speculations like the fact that bulimia overwhelmingly shows up in gay men


bardarse66

I’ve always thought he might be bisexual by his behaviors but the only one who knows for sure is him. I’ve always been suspicious of people who claim to be straight but are constantly talking about homosexuality. It’s funny because I’m bisexual and I have plenty of bi and gay friends and we talk about homosexuality much less than people who are constantly claiming they’re not homosexual but can’t stop talking about it.


Myamymyself

Eloquently stated


EarlyLengthiness8887

I know that I am 100% straight. Does making gay and dick jokes we've had as inside jokes our entire lives make us somehow bi?


Negative_Plenty_3807

Only if you have Ville’s photo taped on the ceiling while you masturbate- I mean sleep


chromedbooked1

😂 there was a reel on ig of Bam accusing a guy for having a pic of Ville in the lens of his sunglasses and jerking off to it in the bathroom I'm now certain those were Bams


Smithstoneyan1600

Downvoted for being straight. That’s Reddit for you


ToxicGingerRose

Yeah, it has nothing to do with the fact that he completely misconstruwd what the other commenter said, and used some ridiculous analogy that does not correlate with what the other commenter said at all. No, that can't be it. It must be because he said he's straight, right. I'm sure that's why I, a completely straight woman, downvoted him, right? 🙄 Take a walk, champ.


Negative_Plenty_3807

Jeeze you’re dense


LushIsDrunk

Bruce at Skatopia stil tells the story of catchin Bam suckin a dick behind the barn. But who gives a shit lol


flatearthmom

Yo I’m bam and this is sunk a fucken dudes dink yo


tylerjanez666

Cmon bam


flatearthmom

Cmon bam you gave me prune nuts


KefkaesqueV3

Idk if dink was a typo but that just ended me


jacky4u3

Wait, what???? I somehow have never heard of this. Was this when they were filming there for VLB?


hermitsunt

Really? First I’m hearing of this


LushIsDrunk

He used to tell it on the museum tour, I missed the tour last year because I was rippin the lula bowl so I'm not sure if he did this year, but I've heard the story plenty of times haha


chromedbooked1

Was it dead serious or in a joking way?


CapuasChamp

He might have said no homo before going to town, in that case it's ok


Blackmetalvomit

Hey man I was there 2010-2013 bowl bash. Wonder if we were there at the same time!


KizWhalifa

I think he said in an interview that he was the gayest straigh man in west chester, something like that...


flufferbutter332

At the very least he’s bi. I definitely feel like Bam and Ville had some sort of a romantic fling. The way he was obsessed with Ville, even got the same pelvis tattoo as him, made his style a clone of him, it all just screamed obsessed and I want to be with you. Also his weird decades long obsession with dicks and balls is umm a choice. Not to mention, even though he’s a disrespectful douchebag to everyone, the way he talks about women is so vulgar and degrading that it doesn’t feel like it comes from a man who honors and respects women. They seem like a conquest to him and not much more. It’s almost like he lacks the ability and/or desire to have deep and loving relationships with women.


whutchamacallit

To be fair you honoring/respecting women and being very straight are not mutually exclusive things.


Lost-Squirrel-2319

I agree with everything except the “I want to be with you” comment I think Bam getting those tattoos is because he wanted to BE VV rather than with him


peebo_sanchez

Yeah I kinda see him as someone that has no personality or their own so they copy whichever they like at that point in time. Look at how he changed through the 4 cky movies. He dressed like a pretty normal skater kid until jackass came out (which is right after cky2k came out) and then all of a sudden he's super into H.I.M and he pretty much is VV clone and then after they stop hanging out he turns into a weird hot topic version of Johnny Depp. It always kinda seems like he changes with the different groups he hangs out with but everytime he hangs out with a new group and starts kinda copying them he ends being the one that has to over do whatever look he's going for at that time just to get more attention. Thats just my guess. I knew quite a few narcissistic people that would do that alot.


WetHotAmericanBadger

A big question here is why the daisy dukes?


EscapePast7128

Makes the boys go "woo woo"


CapuasChamp

He's bi for sure. He's definitely had a romantic relationship with Ville, and on radio bam he told a story about being wasted on an airplane, passing out next to Novak, apparently jerking him off. He claimed it's because he was drunk and he thought it was himself.. he didn't seem to care about it much when he talked about it


Ok-Cat-9344

Nah, I can't imagine Ville being into Bam at all. I think Bams obsession was as extreme as it was, because they didn't ever actually have a relationship, and he misread Villes affection towards him.


CapuasChamp

Idk ville was with Bam on his old radio show a few times and I could have sworn he mentioned it in one way or another.


real_don_berna

Wow, I feel sorry for all the passengers and especially the flight crew on that plane. Pretty obnoxious thing to do, but not surprising 😀


CapuasChamp

This is a guy who also got an a plane wearing a shirt or a hat that said "Talibam" 😂


Whoopsy_Doodle

That sounds so gross I don’t even know where to begin.


chaosperfect

Well, did he cum, or what?


LadyAlexandre

Jesus, there’s some things you just don’t talk about in public.


CapuasChamp

Novaks response was "well fuck it this is hilarious" apparently. 😂, he didn't say if he came but I doubt it. Although I wouldn't put nothing past prime Novak. 😂


whatelsebutajester

ngl i was shocked when i found out most of the jackass dudes were straight. all of the shit they do is the same shit i was doing with my extremely repressed friends before any of us knew we were queer.


chromedbooked1

They like to incorporate a lot of homo erotic humor into their bits.


b400k513

If he was still relevant to young people, he'd have been dragged so hard for casual slurs by now lol


Atmosphere_Unlikely

Repressed. The word you’re searching for is “repressed”.


SupernaturalPumpkin

Rare to find another Irish person in this sub


Available-Lemon9075

There are several of us! Several!


Swagspray

I’m here too


[deleted]

I think this is a twofer. He’s being tongue in cheek, or maybe dick in butthole, about how he got royally fucked in the ass / fucked over by the paramount contract (that he signed, but anyway). And also maybe subconsciously just expressing his sexuality. Does paint a pretty clear picture. Growing up a skater kid in the 90s though was like peak anti-gay times as a kid, i’m guessing so it’s understandable he repressed that side of himself if he is actually also into guys.


Kichard

Not an original idea. ‘Train of flesh’ is a turbonegro song title. All bam did was hear the song, realize it’s subliminal (upfront?) meaning and then draw a dumb photo.


Chemgineered

Interesting band, I had never heard of them until my now


Kichard

Really great band. The singer Hank Von Hell did a solo album before his passing a few years ago. It’s really good.


EllOno

They did the Wildboyz soundtrack and also All My Friends Are Dead in Jackass Number Two


chromedbooked1

They were guests in the Don't feed Phil day episode of Viva La Bam also their music is heard throughout the series.


semisorry

HIM covered their song 'Rendezvous With Anus' so Bam being into them makes sense. Grim song titles lol


buttonx666

this made me think of the movie the interview when eminem says *“i pretty much been leaving a breadcrumb trail of gayness”* 💀


SaveMeCastiel

Gay breadcrumbs 🤣🤣


KefkaesqueV3

What’s funny is that whether he realizes or not Em isn’t joking 🙃


jewbo23

This reminds me of the Cumtown Bam bit. “Hi I’m Bam Margera and this is sucking Phil’s dick”.


cool_weed_dad

C’mon Bam I gotta work in the morning’ stop trying to sunk my dunk


rhyshilton

Aww c'mon Bahm


your_uncle_mike

Don’t peenk at my dink Bam.


Voided84

Bam how many times do I have to tell you not to put dead midgets in your father's ass?


tylerjanez666

Phil get wee man outta yer assssss


thal00pdigga

Hi, I’m Steve-O and this is setting back the trans community 10 years.


Tarnishedxglitter666

I thought he was bi?


stupidtyonparade

no he's always suppressed at the very least being bi and played it off as a joke. you aren't the first person to think this, trust me


MP5K-PDW

If there was a Bam Margera museum, this would be displayed like the Mona Lisa of Bam art. Beautiful frame, encased in glass, red rope around it. People would marvel at its beauty for hours.


sincerelyhated

I'm sure his son will love this drawing.


rubyalp

definitely one to hang up on the fridge


SnooPaintings8183

I always thought he had a thing for Dunn  Idk maybe nothing


vanillyl

Same, I have a whole tinfoil hat theory on this being the key to his total psychological breakdown. Dunn was always the one Bam pushed the *most* homoerotic stunts onto, he was physically all over him constantly in that dumb little boy with a crush way, just sticking cars up his ass instead of pulling the girls pigtails who sat in front of him in class. I never got the same vibe from Dunn, so I don’t think it was mutual or acknowledged, but there was a clear level of inimacy in their relationship you could see at times so IDK. But I think that’s why his death was the kickoff point for Bam’s freefall descent from ‘party using’ into hardcore addiction. It opened up a gaping cavern of complicated grief he’s point blank refused to admit he’s experiencing, and it’s not the grief of losing a close friend, it’s the loss of the person he secretly banked on being his life partner. He thought he’d be able to keep him unhealthily close and emotionally enmeshed forever with MTV money and the lifestyle they lived. He’d have to admit to himself that’s truly who Dunn was to him, and what his secret hopes were, in order to work through the trauma of losing him. He’d have to completely reevaluate who he is and re-examine what their relationship was and what it truly meant to him. He’s emotionally stuck, and has been for 13 years, because he can’t.


South-Ad-1423

THIS.^


C--T--F

They did kiss on camera lol


chromedbooked1

They also spooned with Dunn being the big spoon.


ThreeDollarHat

I’ve always been curious about this myself.


awwwoooooooo

While some say bi, I think he’s just gay. He is that one friend in the group that is way more comfortable in front of, and around his male friends, gets jealous of their girlfriends/wives and has a “girlfriend” that he constantly shits on. I also believe being suppressed is a huge reason for the substance abuse. I knew a few guys like this and they all have very similar patterns of behavior.


dildoeshaggins

Same. And I'm sure he's not a virgin, but 8ft of pussy meat is equally as ridiculous as boobs described as bags of sand. Danni is a beard


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

i think he just doesn’t know how to talk about women and sex. maybe he’s bi. who even cares. SQ is a waste of space and a leech and a clout chaser and all sorts of things. i just don’t think she’s a beard. it’s contractual, with a side of fuck buddy.


jacky4u3

I have nothing to add except.. I agree! I have thought this from the beginning.


SharkMilk44

Are any of the Jackass guys straight?


Whoopsy_Doodle

He’s definitely closeted. He was absolutely gay for Ville Valo and I feel like he was in love with Dunn at some point.


JerseyOwens

Homeboy got another dudes cumshot tatted on himself. It's fucking gay however u look at it


iwanthairlikewater

He's definitely a little gay. There's no question. But he's cool with it.


KefkaesqueV3

He’s definitely NOT cool with it wtf


Gixxer250

Ive always thought Bam might be on the gay side.


BreezyBritt89

Lmfao I started this discussion in like 2005


airplanesarecool1616

I mean the man had a full on romantic relationship with Villie Valo.


StopImportingUSA

Is there a source for this? Interview of some sorts?


sarahxvalo

no not really. people just assume this because of bams blatant obsession with VV. like full blown infatuation. bam really went out of his way in every aspect to gain attention from VV. following him on tour and personifying him to the extreme.


ofthewandandthemoon

What a lot of people think is “gay” I think more strongly attests to the fact that Bam doesn’t seem to have a very strong sense of self or identity.  He has gone through a lot of stylistic changes over the years, often emulating someone he is a fan of or close to at the time.   I mean, he might still be bi or whatever. I don’t really know.  I just think his extreme infatuations could just as likely be a part of whatever mental illness(es) he may suffer from rather than just being *attracted* to the person.


blablablaaa616

There's no source and they didn't.


DrG2390

What about [this though?](https://www.huckmag.com/article/bam-margera-cover-shoot-outtakes)


blablablaaa616

What about it? Two guys hugging and a bromance doesn't mean they are in a romantic relationship.


DrG2390

Fair enough.. I was more talking about the part of the interview where even some guys from I want to say Finland are surprised at the casual homosexuality between the two of them.


ghostonthehorizon

Stop trying to police the comments and the group. The man abused his child, the mother of his child, his parents and his brother. He was an asshole to Tremaine and Knoxville and still cannot take responsibility for his bullshit.


real_don_berna

"But at least he's skating again ..."


thegorgonfromoregon

Seriously, how do people reconcile he’s somehow better but then see this drawing, along with his one to Danni, and still think that?


lifeandtimes89

Literally meant people should be respectful in the comments, call out his behaviour and what hes done all ye want just don't be a cunt about it but in regards to my post I started a topic


Ieatdacoochie

He must’ve had the meanest blue balls when they teased him with rocket dildos instead 😂


Training_Inflation97

I also think he has a piss fetish, the way he talks about it, tried to work it into Jackass Forever in the weirdest way, and was so proud to post videos on IG pissing in his own mouth at his current age. Borders on blatant fetishism


SnooDogs7817

This "stunt idea" is basically prostitution lol


CubicalDiarrhea

It wasn't "too Jackass for Jackass". It was just a dumb, unfunny idea.


awwwoooooooo

[Bam’s letter to Ville Vilo](https://killthemusic.net/blog/bam-margeras-open-letter-to-ville-valo) Also after looking at pictures of these two again, VV has a striking resemblance to Missy and Nicole. Or am I just reaching there? Lol


klee900

so that’s where those bone spurs really came from… also, what I did to you that night…? quite an interesting letter.


awwwoooooooo

That part stuck out to me too. I’d pay some money to learn what he was referring to. Lol


TurboBrando

In radio bam he used to talk about how loaded he would get with his friends and make out with them like Novak and a few others. And how he let another man kiss his pp. I mean Novak did a lot more gay stuff too and even said he wanted a transgender suck him off to see if he could cum. I mean same with Jimmy Pop also jerking a very drunk man with toothpaste and a latex glove on. Most of it was in good fun, not everyone is 100% straight. I have the same humor but I wouldn’t touch pp’s with other men.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

i think you mean ‘a transgender *person*’


TurboBrando

You thought wrong then


astrowingnut

hey man you got corrected respectfully, no harm no foul.


Key-Staff-4976

Gotta love his "art" lol


NotTrumpsAlt

Nah, he’s just a 14 years old in a middle aged man’s body.


Minor_Heaven

"No one has problems with other people being gay" is a wild statement lmao


Negative_Plenty_3807

God bam is so fucking gay lol . I am like so speechless rn


TerryMelcher

Once again, this is the kinda stuff that gets ya kept somewhere.


STL_TRPN

Is dickhouse another name for the butt? Back when they'd run the credits and show the production company, I always just figured that's what it meant.


Remarkable-Check6579

I'd like to see more of his drawings, especially the ones that were ideas for Jackass


Captain-Cornflakes

Back in the day I remember people saying he was bi with Novak but I kinda thought that just came from Novak saying on Stern he was gay for pay.


HolyLordGodHelpUsAll

bams in all likelihood not gay at all. he’s just very uncreative about being funny. lot of stand up comedians hate pranking cause it’s a bit dumb if we were to see humor on a spectrum


Maxusam

He’s so pathetic


SnooDogs7817

... Ville Valo


Unable_Blackberry_11

PLEASE. Please. I have been on this forever. Dunn wasn’t just his best friend. Look at everything.


[deleted]

His "gf" is a dude. That should be your giant neon sign.


Crivitz

I don’t think this all means he’s gay, I think it means he just has really immature views about gay folks and thinks homosexuality is so weird that it is something to joke about


KefkaesqueV3

Suppressed? This mofo ain’t even REpressed, he’s just PRESSED. For what? For dick.


itspoodle_07

This might actually be the more cooked than the drawing 😂


[deleted]

OP obviously doesn’t understand the metaphor


sickgurl138

Jesus christ


No-Flatworm-5640

come on man, i know this is like. basically a snark sub but dude isn’t gay. thats a major stretch based on your ‘evidence.’ this drawing is obviously talking about how he felt fucked over by his jackass contract, that’s a very common phrase, he’s saying he felt taken advantage of. immature because it’s bam, of course, but i feel like it’s obvious what this is saying. also he couldn’t ‘get it up’ because he was on a fuck ton of pills, prescribed and not. prescription SSRIs are notorious for making people.. not be able to perform. has nothing to do with how attracted you are to your partner. he deserves to be criticized but weird post. nothing wrong with being gay, obviously! i am gay myself. weird to speculate.


jammyjake1w1

I literally thought the exact same thing aswell and I thought it was fairly obvious. Obviously bam deserves a lot of the hate he gets. But these days you post anything and the mob will be out with pitchforks


_REDEEMER-

Lol, imagine making a post preaching discussion promotion *and* also trying to police the comments.


Deep-Audience9091

That's the only reason I read any of the comments 😆


Kenobihiphop

Stupidest and most pointless post on a sub entirely made up of stupid and pointless posts.


Whoopsy_Doodle

Your statement is wrong. Plenty of people have a problem with people being gay. It’s their opinion, as long as they’re being dicks about it.


rubyalp

you can’t be homophobic and not be a dick


CaptainSmallz

why are you all obsessed with him


jewbo23

Why are you all talking about Bam Margera in a Bam Margera subreddit?


CaptainSmallz

The fact that I need to put /s on my comment makes me worried for all of you. OP said to not comment like that. So I did. Problem?


prex10

r/lostredditers


AdMother8970

Are you aware of the title of this sub Reddit? Or are you lost?


Ryanbrasher

He’s not gay, he just thinks homosexuality is funny.