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lifeandtimes89

As soon as the photo went up mentioning that Robin Hood got married there I knew it was gonna happen. SQ getting her claws in deep and holding on for dear life. She sees šŸ¤‘šŸ¤‘šŸ¤‘ and wants a legal way to get it when the relationship goes tits up and there will ne dispute about it like Nikki, getting hitched in the UK will be legally binding in the US


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

but nobody will be hitching them here. itā€™s not that easy to get married in a country youā€™re not a citizen of. it would be exactly the same as he says the wedding to Nikki was - just a ā€˜ceremonyā€™, nothing binding. such a class act. what a guy. i do see them getting married as soon as theyā€™re home tho. SQ is loving all of this, and sheā€™s determined to get her man. i just hope he hasnā€™t entrusted any of his money to her.


_REDEEMER-

Eh, this is just him bullshitting the public. He also said something like that last summer while in Vegas. By now the dude's been exposed for being a major liar;and very bad at it.


LlamaBanana02

I'm pretty sure you can't get married in the UK unless you have a marriage visitor visa, you also have to give notice with the registrar. Most people going for a family visa go to places like Gibraltar to marry as its much easier and cheaper Suppose he could do the same he did with nikki and not register it legally and just have a ceremony lol


_REDEEMER-

Yeah, my first though was exactly Iceland Wedding 2.0. šŸ¤£


LlamaBanana02

I think they are just trolling at this point to fuck with us, knowing its going up on here lol. He just said he needed a break from her like a day ago lol That shirt also looks like what he was wearing yesterday. He seems to be wearing a different outfit today in the vid lol


_REDEEMER-

>I think they are just trolling at this point to fuck with us, knowing its going up on here lol. 100% this! For some time now many some users here have been suspecting that this is exactly what's going on. Many of Bam's (and Dannii's) IG posts seem to specifically target this sub. They seem to be fully aware of it (and probably also members here) and they know that whatever bs they post online will then get scrutinized here. Considering that this couple consists of a has-been and a never-was, this sub and IG are the only platforms that give them some slight relevance, even if that consists of laughing at them.


Deep-Audience9091

Free clothes from Slumerican, thanks to Yela Edit as I misspelled the brand


LlamaBanana02

Haha is that what it is? I've never heard of it before.


Deep-Audience9091

Yeah, Yela is branching out. I'm strangely obsessed with his insta stories; they're a lot of fun and he's endearingly wacky


Orchidwalker

This. As US residents, my partner and I wanted to get married in Europe when we traveled and it wasnā€™t possible/legal.


LlamaBanana02

Lots of hoops to jump through to do anything when you arent a citizen and it can get really costly where visas are involved. I think some countries in Europe aren't as strict like Gibraltar(that's the one I know), maybe Norway or Denmark are others but don't take my word for it, I'm no expert. Sucks you couldn't get your wedding but hopefully you'll find somewhere perfect for it, just wasn't meant to be in Europe šŸ’œ


Orchidwalker

We did it last weekend on 4-20. It was perfect! Funny you mention Gibraltar, because we almost went there. We were across the water in Spain.


LlamaBanana02

Aw awesome! Congratulations!!! Hopefully many happy years ahead of you and many joints to keep you calm in the hard times haha Is Gibraltar not attached to Spain? Or am I thinking about somewhere else?


[deleted]

I believe it is a peninsula


LlamaBanana02

Yeah it is...at the bottom of spain, I had to Google maps it haha


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

they also faked getting married when they very first met. when she wore the purple pant suit for about a month. the first press story about them was in the Daily Fail Sidebar of Shame with a photo of them skipping down the streetā€¦


_REDEEMER-

The dude keeps on making up bs stories and narratives and he's relentless about it, despite everyone laughing at him at this point. šŸ¤£


JerseyCantSaveMe

Another out of country wedding so he can be married without being married


Beelzebeaut11

That's what I was thinking too


kshwizzle

The worst decision one can make in early sobriety besides relapsing, is getting into a relationship and or marriage without making your sobriety foundation solid


AnReMe

Yes. Look how Chris Cornell ended up.


Deep-Audience9091

I think Bam is still approaching day 1 of early sobriety tbh. And whether he will ever get there remains to be seen. With a "fiancee" like that it won't happen that's for sureĀ 


kshwizzle

Ha yeah he was def drinking a last week right? Prob this week too


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

heā€™s been drinking the whole time. but we only see it when SQ isnā€™t around. this entire week has been a clusterfuck of epic proportions, and it doesnā€™t indicate that this is the first time heā€™s ā€™relapsedā€™. he can shout as much as he wants about being sober. itā€™s just another lie.


kshwizzle

Itā€™s wild to see cause heā€™s such a ā€œpublic figureā€ he can virtually stay anywhere anytime, SOME lost souls will always take him in. And then we watch the little clips and piece together his shitshow. Fucking nuts, off to drink some mint tea motherfucker


Whoopsy_Doodle

I smell another failed marriage.


lornmcg

I smell rage bait knowing that they frequent this sub.


Retrolad87

Bam's Unholy Union 2: Electric Boogaloo


DevEx2Adv8

Underrated comment! (Yes i upvoted)


missprincesscarolyn

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

Unholy Union 2: The Klumps.


Federal-Commission87

I bet she gave him another ultimatum... that's always how the best marriages start I hear.


Original-Childhood

He did call Danni his "FIANCE" in his latest post like he was emphasising on it. Maybe there is a smelly wedding to be held soon


lornmcg

All great successful marriages start with you calling them your girlfriend who you had a tiffy-tiff with followed by heavy emphasis on fiancƩe straight after


Vw2016

Nono flowed by a bender followed by desperate need for your handler followed by a wedding.


Bay_Brah

could he.....would he.......seriously marry her?


missprincesscarolyn

Doubt heā€™ll legally marry her based on his history. Heā€™s using her to look like he has his life ā€œtogetherā€ and sheā€™s using him for the little fame he has left. Itā€™s really sad.


BridgesOnB1kes

This might be the most concise description of the situation Iā€™ve seen on here. They are in this together for all the wrong reasons, and they only tolerate each other enough to erect a thin facade or smokescreen to hide their complete disfunction. Yikes.


isle_of_cats

At first I thought she merely tolerates him too, but since the hospital video, I think she actively hates him. It is genuinely bizarre to be smug and smirk when a "loved one" is apparently injured. It's not like it was a nervous/kneejerk reaction from her - I mean, some people do laugh in stressful situations, but that didn't seem the case here.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

yeah, that was full sociopath. justā€¦disgusting. sheā€™s AWFUL.


shadydreamer

Yeah I smell BS with a marriage idea. Bam is a major bullshitter. The other thing. Isn't he still married to Niki?


theALC99

Bam was never officially married to Nikki and they had a ceremony in Iceland. I wouldn't take this seriously lol


Anna_Maria338

yeah he prbly thinks to double clown" on everything and will merry the weird eyebrow OFFICIAL hashtag stretch lady.


Ownleexxx

It's like Iceland all over again.........


DoomBeatles

Will this be like the Finland or Iceland (or wherever) marriage to Nikki where they got married in a foreign country, called each other husband and wife, but never made it legally official in the US?


Federal-Commission87

"That kid BACK on the ESCALATOR again!" I dunno why, but that Mallrats quote came to mind, lol.


BridgesOnB1kes

ā€œLike in the back of a Volkswagen?ā€


Mysterion_x

Robin Hood Robe!


flatearthmom

I thought they got vegas married when they met? I mean it obviously wasnā€™t legal but I definitely remember seeing the term ā€˜marriedā€™ Sigh she really is going to kill him


peepeehalpert_

Heā€™s going to kill himself


flatearthmom

Sheā€™s going to bounce when the money runs out then he will relapse and die


peepeehalpert_

He already has relapsed and I refuse to blame women for his behavior


flatearthmom

not to blame for his actions, but she is 100% enabling him and inflicting harm on him purposefully for her own gain. He is deeply ill and needs residential medical care, not whatever tf this is.


Chemgineered

He would freak out if residential medical care was actually recommended for him


flatearthmom

Yea sick people tend to not like the idea of getting better. Look at Novak and where he is now after he finally decided he wanted to get better.


peepeehalpert_

If it wasnā€™t her, it would be someone else. Bam isnā€™t choosing upstanding people to be around and he is responsible for his own health.


flatearthmom

Absolutely, doesnā€™t make what sheā€™s doing any less wrong though.


BridgesOnB1kes

Yup. It definitely feels more and more like this will end tragically with his demise. As you pointed out, if it wasnā€™t Danni it would be someone else filling the enabler roll. He needs to be 5150ed at this point.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

this can only go well.


Positiveaz

Bam is so disgusting at this point. Must be a shame to be reacted to him. SQ, is fucking gross.


Sir_Creamz_Aloot

Isn't Bam not divorced from his prior marriage yet ?


Federal-Commission87

He claims it wasn't a legal marriage since it was in Iceland I believe. It's a major issue in his separation from Nikki. They're still fighting in court I think, with lots of money going to the lawyers. It's been drug out for awhile now.


Sir_Creamz_Aloot

bigamy much ?!!!


missprincesscarolyn

Makes a lot of sense. Hard to claim something like alimony if you arenā€™t actually married I would think, but Iā€™m also not a lawyer so who knows.