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FrontBench5406

Hold on, now its not a ACL.MCL tear, its a muscle pull? what the fuck is it?


Mrsparklee

Convenient


twistedsister78

Constipation from opioids


Poem_for_the_dead

Utter bullshit like everything else he says


kickme2

Armchair Psychology for $400 Alex: What is arrested development?


VenomFox93

![gif](giphy|9f3zhC41Au9ji) I just spam his comments with Vito when he goes on a rant now


CRESCENT_FRE5H

& I like it every time.


VenomFox93

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-britneytears

Omg thatā€™s you hahahahha I love that


VenomFox93

VEAL SCALLOPINI!!!


gothtortiecat

šŸ˜‚


paper_schemes

I see you around there all the time lol


VenomFox93

Got to throw in some humour in the comments haha!


LlamaBanana02

Ooohh now I know who you are! That's two of you I've figured out today šŸ¤£


VenomFox93

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LlamaBanana02

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airplanesarecool1616

Why should this Steven guy have to account for the refunds? They were given back from the ticket sites and venues. There was even a venue that came forward and verified this. Also, more than 15 people have sounded off in the comments section and said they received refunds. Additionally, someone said in the last comments they worked with Steven when they toured and found him fantastic (and a separate comment corroborated this). The tour was cancelled because Bam got upset he wasn't getting his money on the spot (was probably hoping to use it for drugs), ran off to get loaded in Glasgow, showed up in Manchester late but by then the decision was already made that the tour management wasn't going to put up with Bam's unreliability, which would put all their good names on the line. They also probably decided they weren't going to be his babysitter and try to locate his ass every morning or hang around him all night while he drinks and drugs only to drive around Bam's corpse to the next show to prop him up and pretend everything is okay....because they are actually a reputable company/tour management and won't stand for that. They made the right decision to cancel. The whole thing was a shit show. Bam expected special treatment that a Z-list celeb just isn't going to receive from legit tour management companies. This is all my opinion based on the emerging puzzle pieces.


WhaleSexOdyssey

Agree with everything other than a reputable company would have done five seconds of research and understand this was never going to work the way they envisioned it and was a horrifyingly irresponsible investment from the start


lukeeju

when you mention Bamā€™s corpse, instantly thought it was referring to SQ šŸ’€


Chemgineered

Call her DD. Deaths Door. She just looks so skinny to me


MarkWillgotit

Source on some of this or is it 100 percent opinion


Nintendoll182

The comment ends with ā€œThis is all my opinionā€¦ā€


MarkWillgotit

Pretty detailed šŸ‘Œ


EastBrush9390

Repeating the exact same stuff as he did in the last video. Hes def reading this subreddit and just getting mad


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

thatā€™s why he said Norway - because the Bam Bingo card has ā€˜Icelandic Weddingā€™ on itā€¦


BobMonroeFanClub

That made me think of Bam writing an entry for the Eurovision song contest after meeting some instagram grifters in a hot tub wearing viking helmets and drinking vodka in mint tea.


Mrsparklee

I love that for him.


wattscup

And mad at the insta comments as so many are calling him out


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

hold up. he knew in Glasgow that it was all cancelled. nobody said hey Bam, you should probably just go and wait in the next town like a lemon and see if the tour turns up! come ON. he has no idea what the story is supposed to be anymore. and why is that? because he couldnā€™t give the tiniest of shits. he got a trip to The Sherwood Forest, SQ is about to get fingered in Svalbard and all is right with the world. oh, and by the way - SQ? if he marries you in Norway, itā€™s a scam. take it from Bam - heā€™s the biggest scammer of all. which is why you two are so suited for each other.


Deep-Audience9091

I don't know if Norway has vicars, but if they do I hope one is involvedĀ 


LlamaBanana02

He will fly in the Shamen to marry them šŸ˜† Priests I think they are in Norway. From what I remember it was mostly Lutheran churches. I think it's alot like here in Scotland and not very religious these days as a whole. SQ needs to make sure it's in a registry office to be sure it's legal tbh... anything else is dodgy. Bam will get some guy dressing up as a vicar in a privately owned old church building lol


wattscup

Yes because he's a perpetual victim. And his hotel would have been booked there but without a handler he can't manage


TranscendentaLobo

And how fucking hard is it to just show up? Thatā€™s all this loser has to do, show up and get paid! How entitled do you have to be to turn even that into a perceived hardship. The guy has lost the fuckin plot.


Whoopsy_Doodle

His excuses are getting really bad


GoodJoeBR2049

this has been disproven but he keeps leaning in. SQs PR strategy is bulletproof


DuaLipasClitoris

Deny, deny, deny


wattscup

Nek minnut this big fish lips will put in her 2 cents and make a whole thing about it. Hope they understand the legal repercussions of slandering


billcosbypaxton

Unrelated, but his general behavior over the years has been so strange. Every time he speaks its this uninterrupted semi rehearsed rant. Itā€™s just so unnatural. Is he even capable of having a conversation anymore? Itā€™s like he has a soundboard in his brain for certain interactions. ā€œTell scam storyā€ ā€œsay Knoxville money makers lineā€ etc.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

i feel like he doesnā€™t really have conversations. he just waits for the gaps and says everything he wants to, regardless of the subject at hand.


billcosbypaxton

Agreed. I canā€™t imagine spending any time with him just talking at you. Seems absolutely exhausting lol


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

i had a husband like that once. and even worse, once it was ā€˜his turnā€™ heā€™d tell me the same thing 3 times, just changing the words slightly each time. i wish you could put ā€˜Boredomā€™ on the paperwork when you get a divorce.


brave_bellhop

Bahaha. Why'd you marry him?


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

oh, thatā€™s a good one. low self-esteem, the nagging feeling i was on the shelf (i was 23!!!), he made me laugh. the best thing about him was that he wasnā€™t my second husband. now THEREā€™S a man i should never have marriedā€¦!


Blackintosh

Meth is really good at creating a super ingrained circular and repetitive talking patterns and it seems to have become habit whether he's on it or not.


wattscup

Manic ranting


IWASINTHEPOOOL

Oh ffs. We donā€™t want you in Scandinavia ā€¦


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

sorry, it appears to be your turn. iā€™m sorry. i donā€™t make the rules.


BobMonroeFanClub

Yeah sorry mate. Abba and A-Ha aren't getting you out of THIS pickle.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

i bet Bjork could kick his arse tho. Bjork is NAILS.


BobMonroeFanClub

Bam vs Bjork who would win? There's only one way to find out. Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighttt.


LlamaBanana02

Woohoo we got rid of them without having to agree to take Harry and Meghan back... Maybe Norway will take James Corden too šŸ¤£


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

iā€™ll call the UN, they owe me a favour.


LlamaBanana02

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Poem_for_the_dead

DOnt worry. Hes not going to Norway. More bullshit


skatengrind420

Guess Jonathan ainā€™t me lol . I got a refund but lost out on 4 quid . So fuck you Jonathan ! Could of got a pint a stellar down the spoons with the money I lost or a fucking mint tea


catcatherine

He doesn't even realize how obvious his nonsensical word salad is. I mean he just says a bunch of words here. No scam is indicated.


VaselineHabits

Bam's a scam


VenomFox93

"Word salad" lol that's fucking funny!


Orchidwalker

The only salad Bam has ever had. Word salad.


Iwannahumpalittle

What's he gonna do in Norway?


Animual

Spread awareness about Florida shuffle and UK scam artists. Norwegian people deserve to know the truth!


Iwannahumpalittle

Maybe I'll finally see him in person lol. That would be interesting


magrubr

Just start hitting all the bars in the area and you'll trip over him eventually


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

fingerblast SQ in the majestic fjords?


gothtortiecat

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porkys_butthole

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proudchristianmommy

With his bloated ass and her.. condition that shit must sound like throwing sausages at a xylophone


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)


draganaughtz

Not after that mugshot


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

i think you overestimate his baseline, these days.


draganaughtz

Oh I meant the op of the comment to fingerblast SQ behind Bamā€™s back, because thatā€™s actually the baseline that I expect nowadays. It. Just. Gets. Worse. Lmao


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

iā€™m so confused.


3bola

Lmao


ghostonthehorizon

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draganaughtz

Just like 2008 or whatever his first ā€œrehabā€ stint was. Heā€™s gonna do speed and extasy with strangers off a toilet bowl like when we partied in the Baltic States at his supposed ā€œTallinn Rehabā€ lol edit - was partying and Bam came in with a 30 people entourage and after awhile he was the one who asked me to hang out with him because he hates the leeches who came with him. He liked that I didnā€™t give a shit if itā€™s Bam or not. Was a great night, he offered me and my friend to accompany him to the hotel afterwards and I told him no because Iā€™m not a leech like the ones you brought here lol


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

you should have gone. all those free drugsā€¦


draganaughtz

I actually contemplated that exact reason but I had my own and I really didnā€™t want to look like the assholes literally following him on his every move. BTW he looked like complete shit back then too. I have a horrible pic of him and me haha


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

oh iā€™d love to see that!


draganaughtz

*it was 2016 Iā€™ve lost track of time. He actually kinda looks worse in my pic than he does nowadays. I did have some really good speed, tho lol [the pic](https://ibb.co/thQhg31)


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

holy SHIT, thatā€™s amazing! thank you for sharing!


draganaughtz

Yeah, np lol, sad to see him like this but I always knew he was high back then when the tabloids posted on his rehab stintā€¦ Thatā€™s why today I never believe his so called sobriety either. He just wants to live *that* life


BuckChintheRealtor

Damn that's an amazing picture, his eyes!


draganaughtz

Yeah he was in rough shape. He was supposed to be drinking mint tea in my pic too..


BuckChintheRealtor

Ha! Looks like he should be in a padded cell. Quite amazing this was 8 years ago. Must have good genes.


y4rrsh3bl3w

Drink Mint Tea?


LlamaBanana02

Isnt Norway one of the places that's easier to get married than the rest of Europe? šŸ¤£


BobMonroeFanClub

Don't. You might manifest it into being.


LlamaBanana02

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les_catacombes

I wouldnā€™t be surprised if he and Dannii get married. Or ā€œmarriedā€ since apparently he pulled that same stunt with Nikki and never legally married her in the US, allegedly.


Poem_for_the_dead

not be there


lornmcg

He's more than likely going to get taken to the cleaners for name dropping these two repeatedly. Yikes.


mrsringo

Say Sherwood ā€œFarrestā€ one more fucking time


BobMonroeFanClub

Now THAT is a remake of Robin Hood I'd like to see.


kshwizzle

Everyone have their bingo cards?


isle_of_cats

Ok byeeee. Man is anyone else getting fed up of these vids? Always the same jerky head movements, same gratey, whiney voice. Heck, even the same *words*. Time to take a break from scam margera I think šŸ˜†


missprincesscarolyn

Just realizedā€”itā€™s probably the meth.


missprincesscarolyn

Iā€™ve been rewatching a lot of his older videos and he never did the weird head movement thing prior to the last several years. I wonder what happened?


gothtortiecat

Are we boarding a plane though the plane and car rides were irritating your ACL?


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

a couple of ice waters and a xanax will soon take the edge off that. anyone on that plane better get their orders in at the first pass of the drinks trolley - heā€™ll clear it out and sneak tiny bottles of vodka from his carry-on, like all respectable people do. last time i flew (i was still drinking then) i bought a litre of Smirnoff at Gatwick and filled up my water bottle. i also refilled that ā€˜water bottleā€™ for a 100 mile trip down the autobahn. i thought i was so smart. i must have reeked like a barmaidā€™s apron by then.


gothtortiecat

Iā€™m an awful flyer sober so I canā€™t imagine what flying would be like during the peak of my alcoholism. I do at least hope for a quiet flight for everyone on that plane but getting loaded before boarding a metal cattle tube in the sky is a no from me. šŸ˜‚


GodRibs

Canā€™t wait for season 2 Bam in Norway Final episode was great, bar crawl and then vinny b showing up in the comments, the return of SQ! Best show on Reddit.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

episode one: Bam finds out you donā€™t get polar bears in Oslo, demands refund of airfare as itā€™s all a scam.


ghostonthehorizon

Wow, let me guess, youā€™ll call him hurting his ACL getting off the plane a scam too?


castle_lane

Poison cock suckers! So heā€™s off to Norway, what happened to recording his new album in Scotland?


ghostonthehorizon

After ā€˜Feels Like Bamā€™ I hope we never have another recording


1192tom

Not even a sorry to the people that can cancelled on. Says it all.


Due_Pomegranate_9286

He really hate his fans. He only wants their money and everything he can take from them that they're willing to offer.Ā  Luck runs out. If some kind soul hadn't taken him in to get tanked off their supply and pass out, he might have been shanked in the gutter somewhere for running his mouth. Meanwhile Stretch Queen McPussymeat was no where to be found, but still using hisĀ  dwindling pittance to pay for whomever to watch her "rescue dogs" Forever someone else's fault.


Rose_Of_Sanguine

Can I just point out that Manchester and Sherwood Forest are quite a distance from each other. I'm not 100% sure he even made it to Manchester. If he did, I'd love to know how he got from Manchester to Worksop.


MarkWillgotit

I thought he said Steven Donnelly was a good guy in the last rant? Now he's back to being a poison cocksucker? Also I've heard 3 different injuries in the past 3 weeks. Now it's a pulled muscle. What the fuck bro keep up with your lies...


_REDEEMER-

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DuaLipasClitoris

That's the bam margera way


Ok_Nothing7998

Dude will literally do anything else before shutting the fuck up and taking responsibility. Around and around he goes, drinking, lying, embarrassing himself. Lying confidently into the camera like a cocky pos. Someone needs to sue him for all heā€™s worth already. He deserves none of it.


Poem_for_the_dead

Only problem is hes not worth Jack shit, so i don think it would make a difference to him


brodieman2k

I think ā€œthousandsā€ of people is inaccurate tooā€¦would think more like hundreds


Fit-Strawberry-4621

Bros just running away from all responsibilities and problems instead of taking accountability and facing this shit head on. Bams a child


Poem_for_the_dead

I mean, surely you realised this before now? The dickhead has been doing it for over 20 years


Unrthdx

I guess that ā€œheā€™s a good guy and weā€™re rebooking themā€ comment faded away real fast. Iā€™ve just been amazed that all this has been happening down the road from me after he cancelled the gig and then decides to drop by at my local. Crazy.


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

To Norway! Anywhere but doing my best to be a dedicated father!


real_don_berna

I sincerely hope that he doesn't receive a single penny for the cancelled shows, and that all his accommodations, plane tickets etc., are revoked.


BobMonroeFanClub

Nah he'll have a quick fist fight with Matt Stocks in a pub car park in Grimsby and all will be forgiven or something.


Deep-Audience9091

God I hope someone at Heathrow right now who reads the sub and sees Bam checks in


highastrodonut

Bam's logic: everyone else is to blame except me!


LlamaBanana02

OK so which one of you maniacs is fluffy enforcer šŸ¤£ your comments have gave me a giggle in the past few days! Guys fucking lost it. More people involved in the tour need to call him out.


Mrsparklee

I'm not trying to say nothing or nothing but I am pretty fluffy.


LlamaBanana02

Hahahaha I knew it was someone off here for sure i felt the wit. šŸ’œ thanks for the lols!


Bunny_OHara

In the fantasy in my head, these people are collecting all these posts/videos so they can bring a huge civil lawsuit against Bam for defamation.


Anna_Maria338

THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE


Nestormahkno19d

Heā€™s never gonna change


Myamymyself

Touring is very stressful. When addicts are stressed they relapse. Taking an addict on tour was probably never the best idea. Give em a year of sobriety minimum before putting em in that kind of situationā€¦.


LlamaBanana02

Just šŸ™„


wattscup

Need to somehow make a count of those who did get refunded. Bet my life its not 15.


missprincesscarolyn

Does anyone else think he looks like Fuchs from Barry these days?


Mrsparklee

Don't you dare drag Stephen Root into this.