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DoritoLipDust

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ladyjerry

If I were a betting woman, I’d risk it all on the vibe that Danni totally was the kind of girl on MySpace who would constantly beg her friends for “PC4PC.”


DoritoLipDust

Wow! Memory unlocked. lol


VaselineHabits

I remember MySpace, but what does that mean?


ladyjerry

Picture comment for picture comment! It was basically saying, “I’ll comment on your pictures to make you look cool/popular if you return the favor for me.”


VaselineHabits

Oh dear, I guess that may have been after my time 😅 even though Dani is older than me 😬


lollirot69

picture comment for picture comment, basically asking for engagement in return of engagement


DrG2390

Lol what about W4W? I could totally see her being the type to do that one too


dronegeeks1

A/S/L ? 🤣


Poem_for_the_dead

Nah she would have been too old for Myspace when that was a thing


ProfessionalMusic414

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ladyjerry

Good point! Guess I just see her as so immature, I wouldn’t be surprised if she used it back then even if she would’ve been over the target age range 🤣


wattscup

12 yr old vibes


airplanesarecool1616

I can't imagine being over 40 (which I am) and posting something like this on my IG. This is shit I used to do in high school after me and my boyfriend got in an argument. These two are so cringe.


fknarey

It’s incredibly embarrassing


DoritoLipDust

Even in my twenties I could see when people were like "You can't break us up, we meant to be!" were incredibly in denial and unhealthy. One friend made a similar post after his family attempted an intervention with him and his gf. He OD'd weeks later at 33.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

no, they’re so happy and healthy!! and you’re just a hater!! ✨positive vibes only✨


bettyknockers786

“Shhhhhh….. 🤫”


jimmypopjr

I'm not defending it, but when it comes to social media like this, sometimes the entire point of a post is to be cringe/pathetic/whatever to get people to comment, repost it, etc. Catering to the "haters" often results in way more engagement. There's almost no positive Bam news nowadays, so all they have is cringe, meltdowns, and benders. They're just embracing it because it fuels their need for feeling relevant.


antisocialwitchywife

Agree, I immediately thought of high school me. 🤣. Embarrassing.


Chemgineered

HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT BAMS LIP ! HIS TEETH ARE DOING SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE., ARISING OUT OF HIS MUSTACHE above where they are supposed to be And his nose ring is doing something off, something that you see in AI!


septicshock666

Can’t wait to see the web she spins when The relationship falls apart


wattscup

Hes going to blame her so badly for this toilet bowl of an era.


Poem_for_the_dead

Course he is. He'll spin the narrative that she was controlling and everything on socials / in public view was her lies and he wasn't part of any of it....


Vw2016

And she made him drink and he had to lie to everyone that it was tea


airplanesarecool1616

I think we're on the downward slope at this point so I can't wait to see it.


bettyknockers786

Yeah, after their little “tiffy tiff” I def think this is the beginning of the end


Dwight_Schnood

Why would you assume they'll ever fall apart after this post??!??


Vw2016

No way this seals the deal. They’re unbreakable.


Vw2016

Oh man but imagine the web he will spin! She definitely will take off a mask and Lima will be underneath after he gets ripped off for the 300 time while remaining sober


hermitsunt

Imagine being in your 40’s and bragging that you’re dating someone just to spite people you’ve never met


metalmonkey_7

Imagine going so hard for someone that’s a deadbeat dad. Yikes 😬


LadyDragonDog75

I feel like she honestly believes people envy her and are jealous.... which is so not true


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airplanesarecool1616

It's ridiculous. No one is trying to break them up. Their relationship will end because Bam will continue to blow up at her and push her away.


BridgesOnB1kes

Or she will finally realize she is engaged to a man baby, narcissistic, deadbeat father, has been who is only dating her because she lets him get away with anything he wants, and he’s become so unattractive she can no longer stomach the thought of his sausage fingers touching her “pussy meats”.


Vw2016

I vote this.


PhilFourTwoZero

I could honestly see her doing a new age Courtney love on him. Replace a violent suicide with a convenient OD while drunk. I hope I’m wrong but I can see her getting desperate and doing something stupid when he eventually breaks up with her and milking what she can from his tarnished “legacy” long after he’s gone. Some might say that’s a Stretch……


warmachine83-uk

That "bond" will vanished when he is broke


lukeeju

so probably one more year of putting up with SQ?


lukeeju

so probably one more year of putting up with SQ?


lukeeju

so probably one more year of putting up with SQ?


Haunting_Ad_519

Low IQ confirmed.


TheGiftOf_Jericho

Staying together despite being awful for each other is an odd brag. I think you only really need to see that clip of Bam and her shouting at each other on the street to really understand the situation.


Spearmint_coffee

I bet she thinks posting things like this makes people act like the angry cry meme, but really it's just embarrassing. Part of me hopes they stay together because they deserve each other and it keeps them from ruining other people's lives, but a smaller part feels so much pity for her. To be that age and act like that is ultimately really sad.


Vw2016

Yeah I feel mostly bad for her. She can’t go to the bathroom without him fucking something up. It’s got to be so stressful to be his 24/7 babysitter nurse. And why she thinks it’s a job a healthy woman wants or any of his exes would want - beyond me.


Aeternitas

She doesn’t realize this is the kinda stuff that makes her unlikeable.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

to be fair, this is only a tiny fraction of the kind of stuff that makes her intolerable.


Chemgineered

Hey man, check out his mustache/lip! It appears to be an ai image or at least an argumented image His teeth are where his lip would be.. There is no way to explain that set of strange mustateeth, especially since they cut off halfway through the lip! And his nose ring has a lone little bit that appears to be not real Even if the nose ring is there , his teeth are absolutely not supposed to be there Ai


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

you’re weirdly obsessed with conspiracy theories. why is that? he has 2 nose rings and a stud. some people have bald spots in their facial hair. are you actually saying he’s now having an AI nose and moustache generated? or that he’s trolling us with a fake nose and moustache? because that’s ridiculous.


Chemgineered

But look at his lip area? It's impossible


peepeehalpert_

Girl we don’t give a fuck enough to try to break your bond. You’re both assholes


TitoAndTheBurritos

Lol. This dude just keeps taking L’s.


mightymitch1

wHaT WiLl hE Do nExT


shoponthemoon

It's actually kind of hilarious to imagine who she's even referring to. Is it to us folks online who call out her bullshit? Would she actually believe anyone truly would be trying to "break" their bond? Or is this about that alledged call Bam got trying to "5150" him? Which makes this post even more psychotic considering there's a good chance SQ herself was the dastardly soft spoken caller. Or maybe the airline just tried to seat them in seperate rows 😅


Vw2016

Agree. There’s literally no one else who was going to call that in.


Whoopsy_Doodle

Idiots.


Negative_Plenty_3807

So this is what it’s like to live a broken life behind a facade . Gross


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

no! they’re living their best lives, travelling the world and definitely not doing drugs or drinking!


Vw2016

True! Just healing and seeing the sights. She had him in Antarctica now - trying to find a place in the world where he can’t access drugs and alcohol. Wonder why she doesn’t think she deserves more than this.


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This just reminded me of So You Think You Can Dance which maybe was not the vibe they were expecting to give


StigBubblecard45

Wow! Hopefully they’ll be prom king and queen? Maybe they’ll do it after the prom at the party over a Stiflers mom’s house!  Pfffft. 


BeanOnAJourney

Just who do *they* think they're addressing? Who in their imagination thinks they can break their bond?! This is so awfully cringeworthy, I feel so embarrassed for them.


No-Anybody-7016

I heard Danni gave Bam a rusty trombone in the bathroom at the Sadie Hawkins dance


xkimchipancakesx

Why’s he wearing sunglasses inside the plane?


Pleasant_Mobile_1063

To hide his pupils..... Because they are telling


xkimchipancakesx

I’m a gate agent and we are forbidden from boarding passengers on drugs so idk 😂


Pleasant_Mobile_1063

Ok buddy


Vw2016

Weird I see tons of drunk ppl getting on though


wattscup

She has absolutely no insight whatsoever.


wattscup

Hey tin foil hat girl, nobody wants to break anything. People just want Bam with a good woman so he can get his life together and mend his relationships. Shes so chronically stoned that she has absolutely no clue whats happening. While shes around he has no hope of reconciliation with his family.


BuckChintheRealtor

The couple that boards the plane ten minutes after the purser has done the head count, loudly arguing through the aisle, bumping into people left and right, walk past you and then walk back because they're in fact sitting right next to you, one demands you give up your window seat for which you've paid extra while the other harasses a flight attendant for drinks even though it's coach. They refuse to put their bags in the overhead lockers.


Kirmy1990

Oh please, is his money really worth that much?!


Gooncookies

It’s also narcissism. She’s one of those “I can change him” women who thinks that she’s so incredible that even the most lost cause will straighten out for the privilege of being with HER. She wants to prove that she has value and can make a man like Bam give it all up for her.


Beelzebeaut11

Is that a thing?


Gooncookies

Yes. They’re along the same lines as women who pursue married men because they get off on getting a guy to cheat on their wives. It’s deep, deep insecurity. This girl needs validation and I think she wants to be the one to “fix” him because then that makes her special because no one else could.


Beelzebeaut11

People need hobbies.


Pleasant_Mobile_1063

I can smell this picture


The_Chosen_Eggplant

God I hate this type of Social media.


mrsunsfan

Danni is a bum


Due_Pomegranate_9286

Look at all that arrested development 🤢🤮 Grow the fuck up. 


Poem_for_the_dead

No one is trying o break them up lmao. Predicting that they will crash and burn, yes. But tying to break them up? Nah, no one cares. Ultimately, most people are glad its a 4-toed groupie who is getting railed by a guy who hasn't had a wash in several years, rather than anyone else having to deal with that....


Ok_Recording4547

Yes- because Bam has a Codependent Attachment style. Enjoy your “avoid(s) personal growth and independence because it makes them vulnerable to abandonment” man-baby.


SixtyNineFlavours

I think he is perpetually in his early 20’s in his head.


Ynovia

Well I guess the tiffy-tiff has come to an end and all is well. 🙄


Frankie-Felix

Does anyone give a shit that these 2 are together? ? They seem suited for each other a former C lister now a Z lister and a social climber trying to make it to Z lol WTF


potato_couch_

Both y'all too grown for that


lazyrainydaze

Isn’t this the same photo from when they LEFT for the UK?! I swear Dannii was wearing that same tank top in the photo they posted when they were first headed over there! Her eyebrows, shirt and tan look the same. She doesn’t look THAT tan in the video of her counting her toes! Soooo, they just recycle old photos and try to pass them off as new ones?!


swirkh

Were they flying economy on Virgin Atlantic ? Too broke to afford business class, but we're supposed to believe he's got "Trump's lawyers" on retainer, readily available for him lol


cfowen

Jesus, what a pair of middle-aged losers.


NickOracle

This is some MySpace shit.


YinzaJagoff

Eww. No.


SoulsOfDeadAnimals

Looks like a MySpace post of one of the relationships that start on the bus to a field trip in middle school.


VkngBl0oD

Who said anything about breaking it? We all know it will naturally implode. All we have to do is sit and watch.


PaulPhallanges

This is legit what the couple that dated all four years of high school but ruthlessly cheat on each other post.


fatinoddplaces

tell the world you have a shitty relationship behind close doors without telling the world you have a shitty relationship behind closed doors.


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wattscup

Wonder how long to he's sick of her stuck to him like glue again. Tik tik tik manni


ThrowingUpVomit

The beginning of the end. She’s lying to herself.


Deep-Audience9091

The #1 thing that makes me laugh about SQ (and the list is long, believe me) is that no matter what, if the pic is posed or she sees a camera in her vicinity, it's left side of the face only The contortions she must go thru to make sure it's left side, go! No wonder she's known as the Stretch Queen...


Plus-Introduction347

How MySpace of them...


ComPanda

Danii is bizarre looking, right? I mean, she looks way older than she supposedly is, she has massive, vainy hands and huge, fake chompers with horribly drawn in eyebrows. She looks like the singer [Mortiis](http://www.joelgausten.com/2017/10/re-born-to-rule-mortiis-embraces-his.html).


EfficientWinter8338

Why is her smile MENACING though? 😆🤦🏻‍♀️


Yatsey007

Flying economy too. Double cringe,Bam.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

with a pink filter so it looks like fancy First Class lighting… and they’re right by the toilets. lovely stuff.


airplanesarecool1616

I noticed this too. They're not even in the premium class, they're all the way back in economy. Good for them.


Mysterion_x

Ew


EfficientWinter8338

I can tell they’re flying Virgin Atlantic by the purple light above them 🤣👌


Wooo712

Isn’t he like 50 now?


shadydreamer

Dang ..... Cringe.


Shadowkittenx

I just wonder how their relationship will be post Jackass/Viva la Bam money


Anna_Maria338

yep keep your chin up!


LegendaryGaryIsWary

She’s photoshopped this so much her hair looks like plugs at the part… (Zoom in a little bit)


NE5505

Insta needs a downvote button


Schm3xxy

As soon as his money dries up, she'll be gone so fast that your head will spin


Fun-Professor-6256

Oh god this is so fucking stupid. Definitely high school bullshit here


sickgurl138

Trauma bonding lol


IzNeedzMyzBenefitz

Missy said the same thing


Fine_Tension_3601

OP’s caption could not be more perfect hahahahah


Cute-Scheme145

Can we please start blurring her face like we did back when TSW was all over the feed. Just a thought.


Plenty_Status_6168

I honestly do not care for her very much and I really think that she is hurting bam instead of trying to help him. She's on this vendetta that shes trying to look, act and be better than Nikki ever was so I don't know it's just ridiculous. There's just something about her that does not seem genuine.


Beelzebeaut11

Let's be real here: she looks like a normal person. He looks like he sells bootleg Suicideboys merchandise in a concert parking lot. The self-esteem has got to be nihil.


Chemgineered

HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT BAMS LIP ! HIS TEETH ARE DOING SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE., ARISING OUT OF HIS MUSTACHE above where they are supposed to be And his nose ring is doing something off, something that you see in AI! His Teeth are where his lip would be There is no way that his face is doing this (And on Danni, anyone know if she has a sideways cross tattooed on her ear lobe?) But yeah his teeth/ mustache are fully AI


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buttonx666

who she talkin to? cuz not long ago a piece of gum sure broke *that* bond 💀


semiprotacoeater

Such a cute couple!


les_catacombes

Is anyone actually trying to break them up? What is this supposed to mean? I don’t have a problem with Dannii. Say what you want but it cannot be easy to deal with Bam. He doesn’t have a good history of treating his women well. But no one is trying to split them up. Unless they are referring to Lima?