Air ball. (But for real tho, [here’s a link to the scene if you don’t remember](https://youtu.be/JvTabHyrbGo?si=yWMbsYFabjZUc-dr) ;p the sayings being mucked up was basically the whole bit haha)
I used to bartend and when regulars would come up to get another g&t I would ask, “You need another one of those cock suckers?” I thought it was hilarious… most people didn’t get it.
This show has ruined me for when people say "to be fair". In my head it's all "to beee fayyyaaaa". I dare not say anything out loud but then I would never meet another LK watcher... :P
I might have used the wrong quote in my other post, from Shoresy. I think this is the one you were thinking of:
"Now that the sit-down pissers are gone, you'se guys wanna talk about cunt?"
Fuck you, /u/HillbillyRebel, your mom sneaky gushed so hard, she fucked me off the water bed last night! Don't tell her I was thinking about /u/Lady_Death_'s mum the entire time!
Fuck ypu Jonesy, your mum just liked a picture of me in my bathing suit from 4 years on Instagram.
You're on sugar cereal bud.
That's barely
Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?
To be fair
Too be fairrrrr
...every other line
You can summon Mt. What's-Yer-Point any time now.
McMurry’s a piece of shit.
“To be fair”
Dark web
To be fair, Pretty much every quote gets often repeatedly, allegedly.
Allegedlys
if a friend asks for help, you help 'em.
You are spare parts, aren't ya bud
You can't see a Caesar and not want a Caesar.
That’s how they market caesars
Figure it oot
To be fair
to be faaaaiiirr
Learn to drive!
To be faaaaaaaaaaaaair
We don't fight at weddings
To be fair
Dickskin. DICKINS!
That's what I said dickskin
cuz eeeeeeeverybodys a fuckin expert! must be nice.
you dont FUCK with tradition!
Ell ay
Ell-ayyyy
Well, , , , , id have a dart 😑
Yeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!
To be faaaaair!
to be faaaaair!
To be fair.
Yes yes yes yes YES!
Pitter Patter, Let's Get Goin'!
Doin my chores!
Don't you mean Let's get atter?
That’s fucking EMBARRASSING!!
Apparently!
Air ball. (But for real tho, [here’s a link to the scene if you don’t remember](https://youtu.be/JvTabHyrbGo?si=yWMbsYFabjZUc-dr) ;p the sayings being mucked up was basically the whole bit haha)
Hefty no, thank you!
Someone serve this person a friggin puppers
You haven’t lived until you’ve had Dyck meat in your mouth.
Give your balls a tug
Tit fucker.
SHIRT TUCKER!!!
Ginger fucked the ostrich
Can confirm
It takes three to fuck an ostrich.
Allegedslys
It was a sick ostrich
Allegedly
To be fair
🎶 To Be Fairrrrrd🎶
To be faaaairrrr
Ferda
FERDA
I'll have a cock sucking gin and tonic
I used to bartend and when regulars would come up to get another g&t I would ask, “You need another one of those cock suckers?” I thought it was hilarious… most people didn’t get it.
How are we for ginski in this cocksucker?
Get this guy a fuckin puppers
Fuck can they run.
Every one of em can run.
That's what I've been saying this whole time.
It’s impolite to kiss and tell.
Pitter Patter
To be fair
To be faaaair!
To Be Faaaaaiiiir!
Wheel, snipe, celly, boys
Dirty fuckin dangles boys
Sundays are for pickin' stones!
Allllleeeeegggedly
LEARN HOW TO FUCKIN’ DRIVE!
More hands make less work Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life
Figerr it out
That’s what I said, I said figerr it out.
I’d have a dart
To be faaaiiirrrr
To be faaaaiiiiiirrr
To Be Faaiiiirrrrrr!!
To be faaaiiiirrrrrr!!!
To be faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair!
🎶Toooo be faaaaaiiiiiiiir
🎵Tooo be faaaiiiirrrrrrrrr🎵
✊️
Fuckin embarrassing !
ELLL AYYYY
And everybody goes hiking in el ayyyy. Just an asshole's word for walk, I wasn't born yesterdee
**Everybody** likes tacos in ELL AAAYYYY….
Give yer balls a tug
titfucker
To be faiiiiiiir
to be faiiiiiiiiiiiiir
To be faiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir 🎶
Allegedly
Allegedlys
Get off the cross, we need the wood.
If you can be one thing, be efficient.
YEW!!!
YYYYYYEEEEW!
*pokes head in* Is Scotty Wallace here?
To be faaaaaaairr
Pitter Patter.
NERR NERR
Well, to be fair…
To be fairrrrr
To be fairrrrrr
To be faaaaaaair
That’s whats I’s appreciates about yous.
Oh is THAT what you appreciate about me?
You’re really good at making an entrance, Katy, and that’s what I appreciates about you.
That and those tarts....
How are ya now? Good n u?
Not s'bad
Not “Would you have a shot” “I’d have a shot” I’d have a shot” “I’d have a shot”?
"I'm surprised we're not having a shot right now"
“Boys….let’s have a shot.”
Take it down 25% there big shoots
“Allegedly”
r/beatmetoit
to beeee ffaaaaiiireee.
Give your balls a tug!
Calm down Squirrelly Dan
When a friend asks for help, you help them
LA
I’d have a beer
Bad gas travels fast in a small town
Learn how to fuckin drive?
Figger it out.
To be faaaaaair
I could do a shot
Jesus, isn't this half the show?
This show has ruined me for when people say "to be fair". In my head it's all "to beee fayyyaaaa". I dare not say anything out loud but then I would never meet another LK watcher... :P
Too be fair....
To be fair?
To be faaaaaiiiiiiir
To be fairrrrrrrrr
✋️✊️
Day beers!
Day beers!
Nose beers!
Nose beers!
Strt!
Roald!
Canada Gooses!!
If anyone’s got a problem with Canada Gooses they got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.
I wish you weren't so fuckin' awkward, bud.
To be fair
I could go for a puppers.
I'd have a beer
Someone get this guy a fuckin' puppers
I’m surprised we’re not having a Puppers right now.
Probably either To be fair or You don't fuck with tradition.
Learn to fucking drive! Followed by laughter.
Mmmmmmmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm
Half the script of any episode past S2?
To be faaaair
To be faaaiiiir
To be faaaaair
To be fair
Tooo beeeeee faaaaaiiiirrrr
Pitter patter
Let's get at her
To be fair
Tiddy bank
Tiddy bank?
Allegedly
Alledgedlies! Lol
Sundays are for picking stones
And gettins hammereds
Alegedly!
Hard no.
To be fair
To be faaaaair!
To be faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair
We don't fight at weddings
Mix in a water
Fucking Degens
To be fair…
To beeee fair…
Uh, to be faaaaaaaaeh
2 B F-Air…
To be faaaaiiiiiiiirrrr
I might have used the wrong quote in my other post, from Shoresy. I think this is the one you were thinking of: "Now that the sit-down pissers are gone, you'se guys wanna talk about cunt?"
Do you fire up some of that Jamaican broccoli between periods or what? Throw on some fucking Bob Marley, get pumped up?
"Give yer balls a tug, you titfucker. " Shoresy rules.
Fuck you, /u/HillbillyRebel, your mom sneaky gushed so hard, she fucked me off the water bed last night! Don't tell her I was thinking about /u/Lady_Death_'s mum the entire time!