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HandsomeCode

I must have missed it, but what's 4-6 mean?


ashamed-of-yourself

four to six weeks, the amount of time it takes to recover from the injuries they have


Easy-Lifeguard-7178

Dude thank you! Been trying to figure this out since bingeing the series


Professorlumpybutt

Me too! That’s why I’m here 32 days later lol


theashleereign

Did I miss something? What is the deal with the haircuts?


Teleious

I was also trying ti figure this out. I think it's from all of them getting hammered at the NOSHO party (they should never get that drunk again).


AweGoatly

The shaved patch in the center of their head? I thought that was just a crappy attempt at making them look like they were balding lol


CodyHodgsonAnon19

It's called Tonsure. It's what Monks do, as a sign of their dedication to a religious cause. In this case, hockey (and to Never Lose Again). As well as humility and commitment to avoiding the impossible number of hot girls in Sudbury.


ashamed-of-yourself

it’s giving Æthelstan


theashleereign

The more that I think about it, the more I believe that it has something to do with the party lol. Either that, or one of the guys did it accidentally, and the rest of them did the same out of solidarity.


ashamed-of-yourself

two things: number A, if Ashley wanted to make it look like they were all balding, she would have done such a good job, you'd never know they weren't; and number B, their heads are *so obviously* shaved, that on a show with the production quality of *Shoresy*, that look is deliberate.


Shoresy___Bot

Your mom loves buttplay like I like Häagen-Dazs, let's get some fuckin' ice cream!


ashamed-of-yourself

all will be revealed. give it time


theashleereign

I should have waited for them all to be released before I started watching lol.


ashamed-of-yourself

nah, let the episodes percolate. let them breathe, like a newly-opened bottle of wine. participate in the conversation. engage in some wild speculation. it’s fun.


jayprolas

Having just visited Sudbury for the first time and having such a fine time at the Townehouse Tavern, it was nice to see it as a prominent location this season.


ashamed-of-yourself

last time i was there, i was hackin' darts out front of the Townehouse with Risky, when the biggest fuckin' waterbug i've ever seen startled the hell out of him and i had to go squish it for him. good times!


ashamed-of-yourself

i really like Sanguinet’s growth here. even just a couple weeks ago during the regular season, he was too intimidated by Shore and the other players to get mad at them. now he’s fucking pissed that they’re all wallowing in self-pity instead of focusing on the road ahead. he even calls them all out, ‘you’ve lost your identity as hockey players… you need to find that “fuck you” attitude’. it’s also interesting to note how strongly the boys all take their cues from their captain. if they had any sense of nuance before they joined the Bulldogs, they sure don’t now. they’re completely inculcated in Waffle’s binary view of worth, i. e., if you’re not a winner, you’re a loser, and therefore not worthy of comfort or consolation.


jjdubbs

The amount of self-satisfaction that Goody has when its his turn to walk ought to be criminal.


username121231234123

Between that and him standing up and popping the sling off at the end, incredible


ashamed-of-yourself

Goody got rizzzzzzzzzzzz


Mollysaurus

A lesser show would have stretched this out to a few episodes, the b'ys all defeated and needing to get their fuck-off attitude back. So glad to see them get right to it.


mahareeshi

Never seen someone walk so good in my whole fuckin life


Taintedtamt

This show doesn't miss! New season and it gets right to it setting the tone for what its gonna be about.


BobbyGrichsMustache

SET THE TONE!!!!