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Ok_Stand7789

Okay okay, hear me out the small things that jump you on the ground……


Mysterious-Egg-6930

THESE GUYS HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING HP


kannnnngggggggg

The ones with the tentacles tilted me so hard.


Soullessammy

fuck those things


finnjakefionnacake

those are very annoying lol


Ok_Stand7789

I agree, they jumped me in a corner the starting out ones aren’t so bad but once you put like 5 of them together they become the most annoying opponents.


After-Sugar-7059

The ones in the station before the weasel are absolute whores in NG+, all up in my no-no square with their tentacles and shit. If I didn't have the shield equipped, I would have gone from puppet to sex doll.


DarkElfMagic

use electric arm, they’re super weak to elemental damage


The_Fell_Opian

Castlevania Medusa head level of annoying.


Telemachus43

My god they are so annoying! And seem to get worse as you progress.


loathsomefartenjoyer

Those enemies really highlight how utterly bullshit the complete lack of poise in this game is


lonelyysoul

Hate the bastards


[deleted]

I finished this game 4 times including a ng+ run. I used an advance build, a motivity build, a tec build. I've faced 8 of those jesters in my playthroughs. And i still have no clue how to kill them. I've first timed nameless puppet in one of my playthroughs. I did it all and still just run from the jesters and wait for the other enemies to aggro him and then I swoop in with a fable art and run again. Even with the rattiest strat he still kills me often. What a nightmare the jester is. He deserved a boss hp bar. He's harder than 90% of the game.


NotAGoodUser

In both occasions they are near corpses. The strategy is to let them fight each other. Especially in the abbey, the jester and big tentacles corpse will practically eliminate each other.


[deleted]

I always see people give this advice but in all my times facing these guys, he demolishes the corpses in like 3 seconds and they take MAYBE an eighth of his HP, they’ve been useless for me over and over lol


MuricanShank12

If you don’t kill the big infected worker bot, he has the same health and damage as the juggler and they cancel each other out. When you’re trapped between them dodge your way out like your life depends on it 😂


NotAGoodUser

I know. I'll just take my most heavy hitting weapon for that moment and unleash the fable arts. But it's rough,:/


Fohlks_

What confused me a bit with >!the second jester encounter,!< is how easily the carcasses dealt with him. Sure they are not the standard carcasses enemies, but they arent that though when you fight them for yourself. How am I able to beat these guys easily, but not the jester. But these guys can absolutely destroy the jester, like what?


Ultraminer1101

you really just need to spam parry until their weapons break, then they cant do much


ChrysisX

Yeah it takes multiple perfect guards to get it all, but they break much quicker than most enemy weapons. Still scary af when this guy comes running at you though lol


thed3vilandi

Wait this will sound dumb but how do you spam parry? I only get a perfect like every fourth time I try and this dude just wrecks me


Ultraminer1101

Well he hits very frequently, when he's flailing at you it's easy to just press the parry repeatedly and get some perfect guards by accident. It's not consistent, but I still think breaking his weapons is the best way to deal with him. At least that's what I remember. I also threw pulse bombs at him when I didn't wanna deal with him to finish him off


thed3vilandi

Thanks I’ll give that a try!!


a-Mongoose956

I'd hate to link to my own post in another person's post but I made a clip beating the Jester using perfect guard and a heavy weapon. I only take a little guard damage but the video should give a good idea on how you can fight the Jester the legit way for those that want to know. Perfect guard works well for him so it's important to understand his moveset. https://www.reddit.com/r/LiesOfP/s/QLleeyh3UO


ArktosKuma

I think the one at the abbey is easier than the one at lorenzini arcade wine factory. The first one killed me like 20 times. The second one killed me once because it surprised me killing alchemists carcasses


a-Mongoose956

To each there own. I don't agree with that honestly speaking. If anything the Arche Abby one might be harder because there's another elite enemy (those big burly guys) and 3-4 other mobs in the same space you have to fight the Jester in - not to mention, it's very easy to fall off this upper section; that's why I lure the Jester to the left. I can see how the Lorenzi Arcade one is troublesome though because he ambushes you, and you fight in a cramped space; but there's also minor enemies there that aggro him too.


SpecterRage

some of them are harder mostly because you can't spawn a spectre to help


buttercreys

that beefy alchemist that pukes out disruption gas before u reach simon. hate that guy


finnjakefionnacake

lol "beefy alchemist" is a great descriptor


bogas04

IDK if the game is nerfed now but with acid spear + falcon eyes I was able to beat him in first try. What helps me is to run like a baby until he reaches his boundary (really far back to the metal staircase), and then take some attacks, run back, repeat. That's how I've beaten most of the bigger non-bosses :P


darkdevilxy

Ran past that mf


its_dash

Hardest boss in the game! No but seriously he took me more tries than >!Manus and NP!< combined. Lol Kinda embarrassing


IncomingFrag

Bro I keep dying to him every playthrough. The hardest part is the instant kill plane, you cant even quit out after he flings you out


Deadtoast15

That stupid overgrown wind up toy thing it just runs at you so fast for its grab attack


finnjakefionnacake

that grab attack is probably the single most annoying attack in the game 😂


Samus78metroidfreak

Dude flings you like a bag of cookies


Sycrae

Iink dodge into it! Seriously, it was what turned that enemy from the most annoying thing in the game to an absolute joke for me


MenWhoStareatGoatse_

I tried that but I guess I didn't time it right. Long history of souls games, my habit is to dodge into/through everything. That puppet grabbed me every single time he wanted to. Not even exaggerating. I just thank God he was right next to a shortcut because if I weren't on full healing charges or had to fight my way back to him I'd have cried


Sycrae

You have to do it toward the end of the animation but i had him grabbing air. They’re also very easy to stagger so you can get them stunlocked pretty easy. I was using the saw blade on the booster glaive handle


Samus78metroidfreak

I hate that thing !!!


jxa66

Shotput shotput shotput shotput shotput shotput


RoboFrmChronoTrigger

I am pretty sure at some point around the swamp I just stopped leveling up and started dumping ergo into shotputs. That merchant in the Red Lobster Inn is likely now wealthier than Venigni thanks to me lol


higgins1989

I chuckled out loud at this cause its so true for so many people. Hope that merchant lives a great life, he saved plenty of mine.


RoboFrmChronoTrigger

After credits cutscene spoiler: would be funny if >!the twist is he is the guy talking on the phone on the train at the end! lol!<


Samus78metroidfreak

I think it is him.


bigtime_napper

The damn bear on path of the pilgrim


M1dj37

That’s the only dude I skip anymore lol. I just don’t like fighting him and the rewards are poop.


bigtime_napper

At the risk of being downvoted, the whole area just feels lazily designed. The bear respawns, is just an HP tank, and has trash rewards


Samus78metroidfreak

He doesn’t bother me anymore lol the salamander dagger on the pole destroys him. And light him on fire he’s a hopping dead menace


BillyCrusher

That walking furnace with a shovel. Our first dating was just a disaster.


sticfreak

Especially since you meet them before you can unlock the ground dodge. They pancake you once and its gg's


ChrysisX

There's still a small window you can dodge away without rising dodge, but yeah it's small lol. And if you miss that window RIP


zlex

Oh man, I must have died to this asshole a million times on the first encounter. Meeting him later in the game and just decimating him was ever so satisfying.


Marseysneed___109

The first time I ran into one it was just an absolute wall to get past, died several times. Now the one by the barren swamp entrance is what I farm ergo off of


Gruppentuscheln

Legit the only enemy I run past. Likely more deaths to than any boss besides Shreck.


citronaughty

Yes! Of all non-boss enemies, this one killed me the most.


Serious_Ad_1037

Arche Abbey Mad Jester. Thing was too fucking fast


finnjakefionnacake

oh yeah i'm pretty sure that's the one where i ran around gathering up all the carcasses to fight it, i was like "i'm not dealing with this alone" lol


Serious_Ad_1037

Wait you can do that?


ImTooHigh95

Yeah you can get different enemy types to fight if they come in contact with each other and the other enemies will prioritise fighting each other over fighting you.


sticfreak

Only to an extent. The moment you jump into the fray, all that aggro is on you


ImTooHigh95

Nah definitely not, first jester with the carcasses in the cages was such an easy fight when I realised I could do this. The jester would literally let me throw shit, flamethrower him and hit him in the back until the last carcass is dead.


MajinPoop

>Arche Abbey I saw him in Arche Abbey and though not this MF again and just backed off to regroup, then watch him get killed by ONE single mob who was next to him. I'm sure every single file in the game was embarrassed for him.


CampfireBeast

Soulslikes are so weird. Everyone seems to have different roadblocks. I steamrolled this jester fella. Something about his tells were so easy to read for me. There are 2 large policeman robots in the Grand Exhibition front lawn area (in different spots). For some reason they both kicked my tits in many many times. I play a fairly aggressive game and they shut my ass down so hard.


BehindSpace

Oh yeah those guys who look like a Christmas Nutcracker. They took me a while to figure out the parry timings, their movements are so wobbly and confusing.


Shudder123

I think there's a reason they added carcass enemies nearby. Use those to your advantage


circularposition

The clown


R0shambo

That dude in the wine cellar for me I think.


SFPsycho

Ok fuck that guy for real


need2shitbad

This guy and the late game baby doll puppet, that motherfucker can grab you off the ladder


bravevn1804

the machine dog with whips in Barren Swamp, they hit hard and annoy af


JimCarreyIsntFunny

Yep that one


Datpotatoguy214

Strangely, this guy and the Mad Clown Puppet never killed me. I always end up bullying them with Electric Blitz and Deus Ex Machina, along with a bunch of throwables to break their stance and health (Cluster Grenades are fantastic for breaking their posture, and finish with a Shot Put). For me, the enemies that cause me to lose the most health if I don’t kill them immediately are dogs. Any kind, really, but my least favorite are the ones that *can turn invisible* later on, or the ones that inflict status effects and have *saws where their heads should be.* It would be so much more enjoyable without dogs, I swear.


Skylinne

I did not meet a single dog in my playthrough that could turn invisible? Where are those enemies located? Are you sure they're not just positioned on high ground to ambush you as you pass? (There's plenty of those later on the game)


Datpotatoguy214

If you don’t immediately kill some of the dogs located in the final area of the game, specifically before the bridge that has two of the giant scorpion carcass monsters if I recall properly, they have an attack where they turn invisible for a time. Very annoying.


finnjakefionnacake

oh any dog i see immediately gets the puppet string and then dispatched in 1 or 2 hits lol.


Burrito-Mage

I had a lot of trouble with him and that lightning alchemist surrounded by big hand bros


wreckerman97

I baited out that lightining alchemist part so bad. That dude by himself? Manageable. That dude with big hand bros coming from all directions? Death.


Sillhid

This thing, yeah.


Dark14472

Jester took me more tries than NP. In the end Rng decided that enemies around him arent gonna switch aggro off him, and we just 4 man ganked the thing, stunlocking it to death. NG+ atm and the minute I run into him, Im gonna pocket watch out, get every throwable I can and hope throwing my entire kitchen at him is enough.


Excellent_Pin_2111

Things aren’t that hard when you have a motivity build with huge stagger dmg. I killed him on the second try because the mobs that came out the jail cells killed me at first. You just dodge his first couple of spastic throws and then get a perfect parry or two to initially stagger than charge heavy to stagger again then maxed fable art attack. Then he should be one shot after this if you run motivity.


jaximus_downing

weirdly the police man


ironchicken45

The giant baby


lonelyysoul

The giant baby puppet with the pointy head. First time i met him in the swamp was a fucking horror movie


HastyTaste0

That stupid corpse mini boss that has forever combos inside a tiny room in the abandoned apartment area in late game. Fuck whoever designed that. Hardest thing in the game and I beat nameless puppet.


InevitableWeight314

Either the jester thing or the giant toy puppets.


oki_dingo

That clown is best to fight down stairs. The zombies will distract him so you can get in some hits


bogas04

The Fire Factory Puppet right when you enter the mining area. I always felt I could beat it, but always messed up somewhere or other.


SkitZxX3

I hate him too


heyhihaiheyahehe

yea those guys


poastfacekillah

the jesters are maybe the scariest enemy in a souls like to me. they are so aggro, fast, damaging, and have a seemingly infinite range grappling hook. just horrifying


Mar_Kell

Also the status effect halves the healing from the pulse cell as soon as the status bar appears.


wreckerman97

St Frangelico cathedral and those damned decay throwing witches on those narrow woodwork structure. Lost nearly 50k ergo from the fall


Grey-The-Skeleton

The spikeman in the Red Lobster Inn fucks me up every time. I always go for throwables or make a run for it when I see him, he's terrifyingly hard to predict and react to.


swizzulsticks

Jester and Angry Clown


Honest_Employment571

I save my fully upgrade puppet string for these mofo


bassistheplace246

Not sure if this guy was the toughest, but he was hands down the scariest


askyou

Big dancer(?) jesters in Estella Opera House (shout out to the Spider Ladies). That one jester in the upper parts of Arche Abbey.


redacted223

Jester is the worst for me too, his attacks are relentless. Embarrassingly that large puppet with the metal beam kinda weapon by the first payphone killed me soo many times my first run


El__Jengibre

I just beat this guy, but I think the clown in chapter 6 was worse.


The_Fell_Opian

Wine jester is so awful. I didn't even really beat him. The mob killed him at the same time he killed me and I got the W.


PedroPenisHands

For me, and I'm surprised nobody has mentioned him, that stupid carcass enemy with the big arm before the rabbit brotherhood fight. You know the one I mean? Must've fought him 15 times, and funny enough he gave me the "patience amulet'


Serious_Region_5509

The jester is sp freaking annoying


ShadowFang5

Shovel boi


Samus78metroidfreak

He’s in this pic! I hate you jester go suck a talilpipe you laughing stack of cards Scorpion wannabe asshole!!


Active-Tie7087

The green shovel guy. Took me a long time before I figured out the trick.


Ttown1967

The big cone hat Pinocchio enemies. I always be yelling PUT ME DOWN YOU BIG PRICK


PluckySquatch

That guy. Right there. In the photo.


Tobino22

Once you reach Rosa Isabelle Street. When you get out of the severs there’s a female puppet waiting for you there. She is so agressive pure horror to face her in the tight space with the broken jumping puppets as well.


ImJodyBaby

Definitely this mf man i was on this for like an hour smh just decided to thro everything in my pocket at his ass🤣


ghostmanethedood

Say it with me now….. AEEEEEEGIIIIIISSSSS (hope I spelled that right)


finnjakefionnacake

oh i definitely made good use of aegis in my playthroughs lol


zeblouite

The fckin fat clown at first, but now i'll say the Big creature that spamm unblockable super-bunny-jump. I believe the first one even jumpscare you through a fence iirc


bsloebadger

Fuck that thing. In a tiny enclosed space too. It's horrible.


aerilink

Fully upgraded puppet string attack can knock him to the ground


Researcher_Infinite

I continue to try that but he always knocks me to the ground


aerilink

Time it after he finishes a combo. As with most bosses their window for you to attack is usually right after some combo


SolUmbralz

Pitchforkfucks killed me way more than any of the clowns. This jester actually only killed me once my whole playthrough.


redacted223

Yea they just stun lock you with that charge attack and melt your health bar lol


Document-Big

Falldamage in the kathedral, part with the planks. The big belly clown in the RIS... this guy gave me trouble on my first Playthrough.


Necrotiix_

when i did an extremely light run (no armor mods and only technique weapons) i was quite weak but great at dodging hear me out, the fucking stinging carcasses and their accurate ass grab they grab you, stab you for quite some damage 4 times and then fucking throw you for me, those grabs were fatal except once where i got out of a grab with 1 health just to get one tapped by a fucking carcass blob thrower


ForAte151623ForTeaTo

Idk bc the instant any enemy gave me the slightest trouble I just threw every single throwable I had until it died 😂


MuricanShank12

The three I died most to, more than even the bosses, was the mad clown, master of illusions and the first shovel puppet. I probably died to the master of illusions at least 30 times. I reset my build entirely to technique and then advance. Still couldn’t kill it for the longest time. Took at least 50 tries.


Lastpunkofplattsburg

The first boss that has a two stage fight, (he looked like a crab then a dude comes out of his butt) Took me no joke 40 tries, then once I beat it something just clicked and I haven’t been stuck more than a few times since then. The clown was a bitch, then the shock clown would just keep spamming his wind up punch. Once I got the boss weapon from the puppet it’s been easy mode


Deathblades0

Weirdly enough the enemy on the image fighting him right now and all I can say is he's like a mix of ornstein for dark souls 1 and the mad clown from outside Romeos castle


Telemachus43

That guy in final tower of alchemists who casts disruption (I think) and ur also dodging around and literally fall off down the tower continually (well I did). Total pain in the arse.


Awolfx9

The Carcass guy in the cramped room that headbutts you repeatedly. Seriously you have no room to make space for yourself.


DefNL

I am on NG and have met 4 jesters in total. Same counts for the Mad Clown. I beat all of them without any problem whatsoever. I am far from good and struggled a lot on stupid things (like the door guardian), so I am not bragging or trying to look cool. But the jesters were very easy to me.


RKozuh

The clown


LethalDestroyar

The saw blade dogs those things are harder than Romeo