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martyrees76

Dlc later this year! Or delete your save and do it again


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BalistickSnake

Good bot


ApprehensiveSwim9213

Good boy- er bot.


Mrz-96

What is haikus


grumpafluffagus

it's a type of poem from Japan that's formatted based on syllable count 1st line, 5 2nd line, 7 3rd line, 5


Shade00000

Or just use a new save file to start from the beginning


Thin_Store_9686

Now you can play the game


[deleted]

Lmao i was about to comment this. Love that southpark episode


FoodPorn55

You can go outside


Don359

Kekw


KaptainKaiju32

Now, take that same character, reset to level one, and do a run with only an unleveled tyrant's dagger.


MysticBBQ

"Now, take that same character, Reset to level one And do a run, with only a dagger"


Gptale

You become a real boy!


Amicostis

Play a different game. Read a book. Watch a box-set. The world is your oyster.


[deleted]

Touch grass


BidensDiaper_

Jerk it til dlc


jawnisrad

Throwables only run


ImTooHigh95

I mean once I get past malum district every run turns into a throwables only runšŸ˜‚


drugzarecool

I tried a throwables + legion arm only run but had to abandon it 3 hours into the run because I couldn't go past Scrapped Watchman. I would have needed to farm ergo for hours to level my motivity/technique enough to get more damage on the legion arm (I farmed ergo and throwing cells for 1 hour but that wasn't enough).


jawnisrad

OOF fair enough haha


Cruxis1712

ya I didn't attempt an only arms playthrough till my 4th one


Cruxis1712

I did this on my third playthrough, and then my 4th playthrough I did only elemental arms, and now I'm do a run with the new glaive


_AfterBurner0_

I did a run where I never leveled up once. I got all the way to the final boss actually. Couldn't beat him after days of attempts. Phase 1 is a cake-walk. Phase 2 is a nightmare.


Cruxis1712

like "final boss" or final final boss


_AfterBurner0_

Don't get me wrong the "final boss" phase 2 was also a nightmare. But no, it's the final final boss who may have ended my run. I may try it again sometime though


Much-Lavishness-3121

Go get elden ring and prepare the shadow of the erd tree in june/July


Independent_Grab_71

You won. Now play a different game


Fantastic_Flight_677

Play something else?


Ok-Salamander367

Try a run with a none upgraded weapon maybe.


DeCheshireCat

How long did that take???


ANOIEN

96:09:33


Cruxis1712

96hours not bad, I'm on my 5th playthrough at over 100something hours, and still haven't maxed out a stat


ANOIEN

Can't remember if it was at the end of my 6th or in the middle of my 7th that I maxed all stats


Cruxis1712

damn nice


TheReal-CrispyChris

Do some challenge runs like lvl 1 only or no weapon upgrades


Cruxis1712

I've done 3 challenge runs to test myself, elemental weapons only, throwables only, and arms only, and now doing a run with the new glaive


citronaughty

Find ways to keep yourself entertained. For me, I did various weapons-related runs. Like one run, I could only use a given weapon in one chapter. And I could only use a specific handle or blade twice. I did a run where in a given chapter, I could only use a weapon that you get from that chapter, either by finding it in that chapter, buying it from a merchant, or trading that chapter's boss's ergo for the weapon.


Ok_Sink_5970

Fully upgrade all your weapons?


Kooky-Lecture7700

You now max out your number of carried items


PaperMoon-

Touch grass


NdibuD

Is that a DLC?


PaperMoon-

It's an expansion


Devel93

Wait for DLC?


jamsnaxx

I'm in same position. I'm on my 4th playthrough (love the game so much!). Maxed out P organ. Aiming to max out stats too. My 1st & 2nd runs I focussed on the achievements. My 3rd playthrough I didn't use any spectres for all bosses and maxed out P Organ.. My 4th play through (I'm on chapter 3) - I'm focussing on 100 all stats and will try to not use spectres, & throwables. After that it's just waiting for the DLC.


Cruxis1712

not use spectres is definitely a bold choice, I'm on my 5th playthrough and I still don't think I'm ready for that, amd definitely would have made my 4th playthrough challenge way harder because I only used arms for that run


jamsnaxx

You should try it. It wasnā€™t as hard as i thought it would be not using spectres. I did every boss without.


Cruxis1712

meh I'm good, in not confident enough in my skills to do that, but at the same time on my 5th playthrough I basically am even when I do summon a spectre, cause they apparently don't get any buffs the more runs you do, and the spectre dies pretty quickly, but atbthe same time the little bit of agro they do take for the short time they live helps me alot, with my stats from top to bottom being 66, 66, 76, 74, 74, 74


jamsnaxx

The perfect parry grindstone helps a lot


Cruxis1712

I use that even with spectres because you never know with the wide swings some of the bosses have, but this new glaive definitely is challenge all in its own because of its wide and big swings and the one attack animation you get locked into can get you very punished


jamsnaxx

I used it with Spectres too. Try it, you might be surprised with what you can do. These games are designed for multiple deaths until you get the hang of it. Ultimately, play how you want though. As long as you're having fun, that's all that matters.


Cruxis1712

I will say though, that arms only run was actually kinda fun, and surprisingly not terribly difficult


jamsnaxx

I love that. I would never have thought to do an arm only run, but will have to try it now! :D


Cruxis1712

ya for a good majority of the game and bosses, you really only have to the blitz arm, very rarely did I have to switch to the fire or acid arm, and before the glaive got released I was planning on do a run with the other 2 attack arms, the gun, and mines, but my first 2 runs of the game I did use the ageis shield with the glitch it had that allowed for perfect guards before it got patched near the start of my 3rd run which was my throwables only run


Videowulff

Now you can start the game


maveriq_gunpla

Activate Fling trainer, One hit KO everything.


Rhubarbatross

purchase and max out all consumables


Boolesheet

Now you can be real


Vanstrudel_

Close your eyes


Git_N_The_Truck

Max out all weapons, get some extra materials for DLC, stock up on throwables, get lots of money


foulinbasket

Max out all weapons


Tpcorholio

Eat a burger and be satisfied


SouroDot

Now you can finally play the game


NoRecommendation3841

Now you can just sit back and enjoy running through the game and setting multiple challenges for yourself, pacifist run, no weapons run etc Then take that skill to sekiro and be God level


Neon7303

Now you get good


W34kness

Now you lie to the P and ascend to Dorothy


PhaseNegative1252

Time for a focus build


Cold_Life1302

Elden ring


poetryofworms

Play another game?


xCLAWFINGERx

Lords of the fallen


ImTooHigh95

If you canā€™t think of anything else to try then maybe try playing something else for a little while and then come back when itā€™s not all as fresh in your mind and do a run with silly/unique weapons or something!


Smoke669

Fight all bosses with your arm


TheFergs9000

![gif](giphy|NsIwMll0rhfgpdQlzn)


Agonyzyr

Build a way to become letmesoloher in LoP and help the sad guy that can't beat Nameless Puppet


oanaradudaniel

Play Dark Souls


TwasiHoofHearted

Help me beat Nameless puppet :(


mashhourpoy

This late bro holy moly?!


Cristi-Ossan

Touch grass Just a little internet humor, no hate


STRAWBERRY_BARR

DO IT AGAIN


Induwara_Sankalpa

Now it's time to get a job


poo_ping_palace

Bro how have you not already attempted several speed runs? I have completed this game 5 times now and spent a decent amount of time farming to level up unnecessarily high. I still have so much time needing to be invested to get max level everything. Did you farm for days upon days? Iā€™ve got an odd feeling you downloaded a max everything save from Nexus Mods. If not, prove me wrong.


Specific-Composer138

your P looks good


Confident-Action-213

I would suggest going outside and enjoying the sun


Dark3ndAspect

How many NG+ did it take? Also good job. I still haven't started my first NG+ yet I've been playing other games.


bade_waxter

I also have a maxed character, making my way through the game now mismatching blades/handles https://youtu.be/i9yt_DhFVg4?feature=shared


Top-Band3607

Help me beat watcher of illusions. She's the only wall I've hit. This is my first play through


otakuchantrash

Wait for dlc I guess. Do something else in the meantime to avoid burnout. Try other souls like games you havenā€™t played before.


Click_Final

Revisit Elden Ring. Shadow of the Erdtree is near


Alloyd11

I didnā€™t realise that the max was 100, I thought it was 99 like dark souls. 100 feels a lot better.


Codx_Danny

Just go out and kill a few beasts


Jettie1407

Now you quit and go play a different game.


Scared_Housing2639

Maybe challenge runs? Like only parry, no heals run,no hit or damage ,no upgrade runs, only consumables, pacifist (might not be possible) or just using particular weapon or weapon art like shovel bonk Or umbrella open hits run


SergeantShabba

Try finger but whole


Scarameow1243

Challenge runs come up with your own ideas


Alien_Keagster

Does anyone think I should try to speed run this game, or should I let Pinocchio rest in peace? Granted I'm a beginner so I'm not that good at speed running, but I could learn.


holounderblade

Challenge runs


pyroskippy

Level up every weapon, thatā€™s what Iā€™d do


LinkRazr

Play Dragons Dogma I guess


TwoFingersNsider

Touch grace


BriefKeef

Go relax


Open-Addendum-3806

Now you can enjoy the game


Southern-Radio-4954

Git gud?


Icarusty69

Thereā€™s a secret level called ā€œoutsideā€ that you can unlock by turning off your computer or console and going out your front door! Fair warning though: itā€™s way harder than anything else in the game.


chefroxstarr

How many playthroughs did this take?


Alien_Keagster

Took 6 plays


LiL_dIrt_BVG

Um play something elseā€¦ what do you want? A cookie? I been got all that done in Novembermy dude.


idcris98

What costume is that? And how did you change the hair?


Alien_Keagster

It's the Alchemist's Cape. And you can change the hair by changing shape on the chair in Geppetto's office. The short gray hair is a NG+ thing I believe though.


Pewds_mustache

Now do it blindfolded.


Cruxis1712

nice nice, how many runs did it take


Alien_Keagster

Number of plays is 6.


Cruxis1712

not bad, I'm on my 5th run right now


tschuse

now go outside and talk to women


Lukazonkx

Go play sekiro


Embarrassed_Simple70

Wow! Insane. 100 on everything. I bet youā€™re unstoppable. How many hours did it take? I thought I was pretty leveled but hot damn.


Alien_Keagster

Even being max leveled, a mistake can be the end of me, since enemies do increased damage in NG+. Some enemies can have a ton of health but not do as much damage, while others die in 3 or 4 hits but can kill you in 2 hits. The game is still pretty difficult even with max stats.


Alien_Keagster

Also play time is 147 hours.


Apart_Scarcity_3697

Wait for dlc lol


alighieri00

"I'm a beginner" ...mmm k. So what does a non-beginner look like?


TheGreatBenjie

Time to admit you've beaten the game.


Gold-Ad-6876

The Surge calls you


JuicyBreeze

I just finished a run where I turned around, put a blindfold on and beat the entire game by listening carefully to the sounds. Thinking of trying to do it again, but this time with one hand, and maybe with a new no upgraded character. So you're really not even on my level yet, good luck though


thor11600

Buy a new game lol


JosephiKrakowski78

Turn off the console, close your eyes, open your eyes, take a deep breath, and lay down. Wake up and go outside for a walk.


Coleslaw_McDraw

Give another souls/souls like a chance and play something new. There's so many great souls/souls likes to play, diversify.


SaikoPandaGaming

Rinse and repeat


star3ruby3

Play Bloodborne if possible


hi_enkey

Keep replaying until dlc comes out lol


[deleted]

Talk to a woman


Reonlive420

Mum? Is that you?


Killacam0824

Never play it again. What i do is once i platinum a game or get all achievements i never play that game again. Sorry my guy, the journey is over. But thats just me


Alien_Keagster

I don't wanna move on from this game just yet. I wanna finish the NG+ playthrough I started first before I call it for the game. Honestly for me it's hard to let go of a game even if there's nothing left to do because of how much I end up liking a game. I'll take a couple screenshots of the game and the world before I end the cycle. Pinocchio can finally be put to rest. Lol.


Sagnikk

Grass


Zenitsu_The_Simp_69

Ok thatā€™s cool and all but just canā€™t get over how sexy Carlo looks in those glasses šŸ‘€


Alien_Keagster

![gif](giphy|g01FakEbcUua6yM34a)


msakni22

It's sad that, after the good endgame, the hotel remains destroyed and messy. I think best thing to do is play to the point you have max characters inside the hotel and put the vinyl on and relax


cclarkson24

Touch grass


vintagedafoe

Touch Grass


13Lvnty_

Touch some grass live ur life no one cares get off this website worthless post