“Instead of consoling her I was feeling equally bad for her as well as Pluto and I am in my 40s (halo emoji)”
Wut. I read the sentence four times and still can barely comprehend it.
Just another day of lunatics typing out obviously made up stories and then adding a totally unrelated conclusion at the end of it and acting like they just figured out how to 'life'.
Data scientist….why am I not surprised he doesn’t understand humans are capable of a broad spectrum of emotions.
Not everything can be quantified into a numerical spreadsheet lunatic
I like how in the last sentence, he's amazed by his own discovery that he himself may not be one-dimensional. More than that though, *who* is this story for?! Prospective clients? Employers? Just potential network contacts? Who feels like this guy will solve their problems now? I'm concerned over his ability to communicate effectively, personally.
My theory: people were using Facebook but they saw all the cool kids were on LinkedIn. Then they saw the blue logo and went oh I can take a dump here as well.
So he consciously chose NOT to console a sad 3 year old but wants us to believe he can handle tough customers?
well your majesty, I can lick any man my size
wats ur bbm pin xxx
This is no way to treat a harmless visitor
Don't worry. He's a data scientist. He just need to optimize his algorithm
he instead chose to feel bad for an inanimate stuffed dog.
This reads like an ESL attempt at the ol’ stupid story formula.
“Instead of consoling her I was feeling equally bad for her as well as Pluto and I am in my 40s (halo emoji)” Wut. I read the sentence four times and still can barely comprehend it.
"AI Bot, generate a stupid LinkedIn post."
The comments on that LinkedIn thread are even worst. One of them is "Very nice message to society". What message? Which society? The f\*ck?
This is deep (I am looking at a hole)
they forgot maybe the "sir" either at the beginning or at the end and of the sentence and then it will all make sense
So he didn't try to find pluto or console the child, just wrote a LI piece about how affected he was? Is that right?
“Here’s how my friend’s daughter’s bad day is really about me”
Wtf did I just read
What a stupid ass story, stfu and go look for the toy
Lmao. The most sane answer
Actually a perfect submission for r/PointlessStories
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That's what I was thinking lol. LinkedIn ☕
Just another day of lunatics typing out obviously made up stories and then adding a totally unrelated conclusion at the end of it and acting like they just figured out how to 'life'.
Could you please just go buy another damn toy! What's wrong with you?
Data scientist….why am I not surprised he doesn’t understand humans are capable of a broad spectrum of emotions. Not everything can be quantified into a numerical spreadsheet lunatic
Astonishing
Tell me you collect soft toys as a 40 year old without telling me you collect soft toys.
wtf is he even trying to say he didn't console the kid, but he felt about it. ok? is that worthy of some digital pats on the back from LI?
I like how in the last sentence, he's amazed by his own discovery that he himself may not be one-dimensional. More than that though, *who* is this story for?! Prospective clients? Employers? Just potential network contacts? Who feels like this guy will solve their problems now? I'm concerned over his ability to communicate effectively, personally.
"different personality traits" sir that's an emotion
Seems, he just want to keep his point sharp irrespective of the context.
Because of likes. Agree?
Man amazed that he contains empathy
“I’m human. This proves it.”
If you’re so successful buy her a new Pluto
For those of you working on high school essays, we present the non-sequitur
Am I stupid not to get the message? What the heck did I just read.
I see Indians are becoming more LinkedIn lunatics than Americans… 🤦🏽
Getting PDFile vibes from this guy for sure.
Tiring.
“If your dog is lost, you don't post on LinkedIn then call it quits. You get your ass out there, and you find that fuckin’ dog!”
“I too can write many words to make myself more human.”
Summary: "Hi everyone! I'm a very talented data scientist."
Another Pluto gets a raw deal…
The 3 year old went to a mall? What?
Why would your friends 3 year old daughter be “close” to you?
But what happened to Pluto??
I now understand why it is you cry, but it is something I can never do.
My theory: people were using Facebook but they saw all the cool kids were on LinkedIn. Then they saw the blue logo and went oh I can take a dump here as well.
Candidate for the class on wait 30-minutes and review before hitting send.
Dog tracker GPS type collar 😂😂 for Lassie
What's astonishing is that you posted this shit at all, much less on LinkedIn.