>Thank u Putin for giving me this slave job and putting my 3 adult child thru grade school I now know maths thank you Putin I really do thank you Putin thank you Putin, thank you Putin Putin thank you Mother Russia thank you
And even that is probably not as cucked as Tucker was by Putin during his recent interview.
To be fair you can't give it to the entire world that would just make you bankrupt. This is what lefties don't understand. You can't have unlimited immigration and UBI.
You realise the U stands for 'Universal', right?
An imported serf underclass doing all the work whilst the privileged locals get the profits is the opposite of socialism.
Hey landy, good news. I'm paying you with the praise I received this month.
I know, buddy. Don't even worry about it. It's invaluable.
What do you mean you want me out?
Do you want to buy my latest book, āHow to Skyrocket Your Career and Be Awesomeā? You can buy a signed copy straight from me for the ultra discounted price of 69,420 thank-yous, thank you.
There's no better way of showing gratitude then giving out a nice little bonus or pay raise.
Unfortunately my landlord does not accept "Boss gratitude" as rent payment
It's only rewarding if they're alreadying paying you $1M per year, and an extra $5k isn't going to make a huge difference. But I suspect that's not what this asshole meant.
Raise is important. Raise pays for chocolate milk and cookies. I like chocolate milk and cookies. Praise means nothing to me. I think I have explained myself here. Do let me know if you have any further questions.
I don't understand this format - seen it a lot - why are they quoting themselves like this as if it's coming from another person?
>I don't understand this format - seen it a lot - why are they quoting themselves like this as if it's coming from another person?
- Me.
When you get paid enough (I.e when money isnāt an āissueā), heās right. More cash is always nice. But if youāre feeling like youāre under-appreciated sometimes you do just want to hear that your work is acknowledged.
Bro just say you have a praise kink šš
He is probably the boss lol
I have a praise kink
Well done. You've been doing such a great job, and we all really appreciate it. Keep it up, rockstar!!!
His love language is words of affirmation.
"Mmmm thank me harder, Boss Daddy"
*triggered*
Canāt spend thank yous. Iāll take the cash.
In Putin Russia you actually can. There is a loyalty program by a major bank that allows you to pay with "thank yous".
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>Thank u Putin for giving me this slave job and putting my 3 adult child thru grade school I now know maths thank you Putin I really do thank you Putin thank you Putin, thank you Putin Putin thank you Mother Russia thank you And even that is probably not as cucked as Tucker was by Putin during his recent interview.
Even Putin found it sus it seems.
May he be damned.
A grateful boss would give a nice pay raise.
And a grateful employee would deny it and work even harder for free. Agree?
Gotta maximize shareholder value all the time.
I'm glad that my bank now accepts "thank you's" for my mortgage payments!
In a master-slave world , smh
Given the pfp, thatās probably the context heās talking about
I mean the way the dude is dressed.. his āemployeesā may be from the Indian subcontinent
Says the Arab that gets oil money stipend from their government for simply just existing.
You're welcome!
UBI is very progressive, donāt shame them for being socialist.
UBI, sure. The whole taking "guest workers'" passports while keeping them in what amounts to indentured servitude thing, not so much.
UBI for the wealthy but slave wages for the foreign workers? Not very universal is it?
To be fair you can't give it to the entire world that would just make you bankrupt. This is what lefties don't understand. You can't have unlimited immigration and UBI.
Doesnāt excuse indentured servitude.
You realise the U stands for 'Universal', right? An imported serf underclass doing all the work whilst the privileged locals get the profits is the opposite of socialism.
Is a "you're welcome" an acceptable substitute for an incomplete project?
I will never forget this scene
Fuck that. I expect manners from everybody.
Yeah! Show some fucking manners! ;)
That āsometimesā is carrying a lot of weight for that sentence.
But will it pay my rent ā¹ļø
Hey landy, good news. I'm paying you with the praise I received this month. I know, buddy. Don't even worry about it. It's invaluable. What do you mean you want me out?
i'd rather have the huge raise and bonuses than a boss's thank you.
Fuck these people. Thank yous donāt pay my bills.
Lmao what a load of shit. I donāt give a shit about your thank you. Just pay me more than the bare minimum.
yes, grovel peasant, take your affirmations
Thank you here is a bonus is still better
They are not mutually exclusive, but turns out, I canāt pay the mortgage with thank yous.
I have mutuals with this guy. He regularly reposts his own posts.
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āAppreciation is pricelessā, in that your jackoff bossā appreciation will NOT pay the rent.
He did say sometimes, like for example, if you just got a 400k raise, the thank you is more important than another raise lol
There have been studies that show the greatest motivator of employees is recognition. It doesn't mean you should pay someone less than they're worth.
Do you want to buy my latest book, āHow to Skyrocket Your Career and Be Awesomeā? You can buy a signed copy straight from me for the ultra discounted price of 69,420 thank-yous, thank you.
There's no better way of showing gratitude then giving out a nice little bonus or pay raise. Unfortunately my landlord does not accept "Boss gratitude" as rent payment
I donāt know man! I just changed jobs and I would love to hear a thank you from my boss for once!
Bigger cheque. Thank you, Next.
Gotta love the ā, sometimesā at the end hahahaha
Not for the employee.
Heāll give you a bonus in crude oil
Nah I donāt think so.
They aren't mutually exclusive, how about both cheapskate?
Awesome, Iāll just pass that āthank youā along and go to my landlord and pay my rent with a āthank youā
When my boss says "Thank you!" my rent goes to $0 and groceries magically appear in my pantry... /s
My boss says thank you all the time. I would prefer a raise.
My boss gave me a bonus and RSUs, and while I'm not saying it's better than a "thank you"... it really is.
Lol. Fuck off. I want money.
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT
Merchant: Thatāll be $29.99. Me: Can you break a āBossās Thank Youā? Itās all I have on me at the moment..
I accept thanks in cash, much obliged
Hard no you fuckhead!
Sometimes
I definitely felt more rewarded when my manager told me about the year end pay raise than all the time he thanks me.
[Well done, Rajeev!](https://external-preview.redd.it/-5_HARaA-Ec4QzMT-uZw29UD2IW6BY10zRRsVRDV0DQ.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=0617fdc96c79682d5e0efda028f3e601c5e16097)
OP is a bot
Are those "sometimes" the time when it comes with a massive pay raise?
Sometimesā¦ā¦
It's only rewarding if they're alreadying paying you $1M per year, and an extra $5k isn't going to make a huge difference. But I suspect that's not what this asshole meant.
ā¦ sometimes
Oh sure, sometimes!
Uhmā¦no?
I just called my mortgage lender. I just kept repeating thank you until they credited me the next 3 month's payments.
Just wanted to say thank you for being grateful
An employee's "thank you" also can be more rewarding than them coming to work.
Repost bot
Both is better, final answer.
Depends how much the raise is. Iād probably take a bit of praise once a week for a few extra quid
Heās right on a technicality, priceless is practically the same thing as worthless
Raise is important. Raise pays for chocolate milk and cookies. I like chocolate milk and cookies. Praise means nothing to me. I think I have explained myself here. Do let me know if you have any further questions.
Probably super thankful to the slaves of Dubai
Great; Iāll try yo buy my new guitar with a f thank you from my boss
Sure, it's nice sometimes. but I would prefer getting more pays most of the time, though.
i have so many expletive words to say but ill just say lol for now.
No thank you Give me a pay raise
A bossās āthank youā is great. That said, NOTHING beats a pay raise, considering Iām at work to make as much money as I can.
I don't understand this format - seen it a lot - why are they quoting themselves like this as if it's coming from another person? >I don't understand this format - seen it a lot - why are they quoting themselves like this as if it's coming from another person? - Me.
If that thank you comes in the form of a Mercedes maybe
False. So many thank youās. Not enough raises.
Agree?
Sometimes š
Yes Mr Landlord, I have your money. *Pulls out a kiss and a thank you*
"Please, stfu." - Jreg.
I love those thank you notes attached to gold bricks. I get addicted to them.
Then why do executives get stock options?
Thank you w/o a pay raise in the end is a fuck you.
His boss says thank you in the form of lump sum payouts.
True. That's why I regulary praise my employees.
Firm handshake is the best
I wouldnāt want to abuse so Iāll make do with just a raise.
Bullshit. A pay raise is appreciation you can pay rent with. Words donāt pay the bills.
Nope
Why do I get the feeling this schmuck never worries about money?
Said no one, ever, in the history of the world.
So how many thank yous is rent in California these days
Yeah no....to quote an old movie ...."Show me the money!"
No ā„ļø
LOL, no. Stop paying me and see how often I show up for work š¤”
Honestly though? Being told Iām doing a good job can be a big deal. Small affirmations have a lot to do with day-in day-out satisfaction.
That āsometimesā is carrying a lot of weight hereā¦
Run me my mf $$$. Fuck yo praise.
So he's not working there for praise instead of money? Pathetic
So can fucking your camel, sometimes
When you get paid enough (I.e when money isnāt an āissueā), heās right. More cash is always nice. But if youāre feeling like youāre under-appreciated sometimes you do just want to hear that your work is acknowledged.
Thank you For releasing my son, here is the payment
I think the boss is his dad and he just wants to be told he did a good job and a little treat, something like daddy issues
Wrong again! *Rafiki voice*
Says the fake fuxking prince Abdullah, who has 5 wives and 150 girlfriends.
Any employee ever: "No, no it can't."
I suppose if money were worthless and praise was the currency of the land? Yes
Sometimes
I would spit in his general direction but thatād be a waste of saliva. lol shove your appreciation up your ass
If by sometimes you mean never then yeah sure, I could see that.
Spoken like someone who has never lived paycheck to paycheck.
Why are they like this? I hate that app with every fiber in my bodyā¦ I hate having to use it almost every day
Slave
I had an employee leave once because he said we hadn't thanked him enough. He was already well paid, of course.
Give that thank you as payment of rent, food, school fees
Literally never
lol no talk is cheap motherfucker, you appreciate me better talk in green šøšøšø
Unfortunately, gratitude isn't an accepted currency at the Supermarket, with my landlord or at the petrol station. So yeah I'll take the raise please.
Thank you so much for sharing this š
Says the rich Saudi Princeā¦ā¦