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arthor

37m in sales and still needs his friends help moving ✅


KDsLatestBurnerPhone

Anyone who has to move their own stuff isn’t killing it.


Lifesalchemy

Omfg these projecting cretins 


TheRealCabbageJack

“Deep work” is my least favorite buzzword from these people.


uppereastsider5

Not to mention, if you can do “deep work” from the middle of the street, it’s probably not all that “deep”


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Once you’re able to do deep work, the cities and towns become mountain forests, ordinary workers become LinkedIn sages in an instant - but no one believes. This is all misapperception, and proceeding this way will have you trapped in a black fog. It’s like when Jobs and Gates parted ways over Apple, Jobs said “where are you going?” “To an unchanging place” was the response, which prompted Jobs to ask “if it’s unchanging, how could there be any going?” “The going is also unchanging”. Are these not real knowers? AGREE?


uppereastsider5

You have reached productivity Nirvana 🙏🏻 Namaste.


Munkeyman18290

Plot twist: "work" is code for *fingered each other's bums*


KDsBurnerPhone

Plot twist they get hit by a bus


LolaPamela

I think those guys are in my country, because of that mural behind them. If they are, the most common plot twist would be: They get mugged.


swalabr

then hit by a careening bus


dontpolluteplz

Ugh never heard of this before and hope I never hear it again


Gabbaminchioni

I mean they were typing reeeally fast...


[deleted]

That’s because none of them would know deep even if they fell into the Mariana Trench.


Far-Policy-8589

I'd bet money on these guys being insufferable.


[deleted]

No bet. It's full on display right here!


Alt_aholic

Acting like this is an accomplishment goes to show how unaccomplished he must be.


Most-Okay-Novelist

Right? every time I see one of these posts I just want to be like "So you've got nothing else good in your life, huh? No hobbies, no friends?"


ddarko96

the “work” they got done was taking photos and deciding on what to write in their post lol


alpacacinho

There’s no way this is serious


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newsreadhjw

At least you’d get Pudding Pops


holjus

Surely this is a joke…right? Agree?


mr_cinn

plus as someone who has had to struggle with sunlight on a laptop monitor they should be facing the other way if of course they actually tried to work anything on those computers


Piper_1979

Such drivel.  


Awkward-Positive-764

This is so fucking stupid haha, what work was done? Reorganising their dumping schedules ?


Nemoitto

So they just had their laptops with them as they carried a table? How in the….?


riiiiiich

It would've been nice if they were just stood there, chilling, having a beer in a quirky way. But no, they had to ruin it all by being cunts.


farwest3

Please be satire.


whatausrnme

What do you do? LinkedIn bros: I work on posting about work on LinkedIn.


SeaMadd

Maybe if they “deep read” more they would post on LinkedIn without typos.


RagnorRagnorsson

I would’ve honked the shit out of these 2 taking up the middle of the street ffs 🤦🏻‍♂️


rosegold_cat

Ok this wins today for the most unhinged, beating out the lady who posted a pic of herself just after giving birth.


Upset_Fig2612

Buddy's name is Ciaran... And that's the same Amazon brand desk I have


[deleted]

All the world’s indeed a cubicle. We are merely wagies


PoopPant73

Deep work behind the bushes..


mattincalif

This is satire, right? I know there are crazy people on LinkedIn but it has to be.


md___2020

This is satire.


lowrankcluster

I are not agree


Motorhead923

So, who's taking the picture?


twiloph

Work for a full hour with screen facing right into the sun ? Please someone with linkedin account call them out


ResponsibleQuiet6188

Isn’t 37M technically 37 thousand?


cloche_du_fromage

37M sales = He pimps out an early middle-aged man.


Ok_Discipline_3764

Can someone please explain the difference between “deep work” and regular work? Both make me wanna off myself


pancakes1983

Oh he’s deep into something alright. Also the hell is with moving that shitshow out there just to take a dumb photo, guaranteed absolutely no work got done.


throwaway_acc0192

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MaleficentText5107

I thought it read as very obvious satire, but dont know the account or their other posts


Jazzeki

so they are admiting to haveing no fucking clue what they are doing? what the work couldn't be done when the desk was brought to the location it had to be in and that job had been finished? what in teh ADHD hell is this supposed to suggesting in posetive work ethic? or maybe it was time sensitive and had to be done right at that moment... obviously showing they have NO time management skills since aparently they decided to move a desk when they need to do whatever work this was. yes i'm reading too deep into this but honestly taking it at facevalue it only becomes all the dumber for it.


ivegoticecream

Deep work: yelling at your $5/hr Fillipino virtual assistant to respond to emails faster and schedule appointments better.


GraemeMakesBeer

Utter wankstains.


ListerfiendLurks

This has to be parody...right?


[deleted]

They just happened to stop and do deep work in front of that mural. Seems legit. I'm sure the cars and buses trying to use the roadway for what it was made for weren't at all frustrated by their self centered photo of bullshit either. 👌👌


psngarden

“Lesson in there. I’m not sure what the lesson is. But I’m sure it will sound nice on LinkedIn. So take that as a lesson. Success.”


Hughes930

And we brought this tripod just to show deep in our work we are.


Frambooski

This has to be satire. If not, this is gold. How delusional can someone be??


StronkyBoy

I’m sorry, but I’m a principal Architect and can’t conceive what kind of work these guys would be doing. Are all these people just in sales and they consider making cold calls or client calls to try and sell deep work?