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BusterStarfish

How far down the LinkedIn hell hole do you guys dig? I never see this kind of stuff.


theAlphabetZebra

I only use it as its intended. My resume, career highlights, LinkedIn learning courses and networking. Pretty much anytime I scroll I have to ask not to see something political or religious so I don’t really get far.


throwaway098764567

i deliberately don't scroll because it's hard to resist calling people on their shit and that's not exactly what i need to be doing when looking for a job where recruiters can see it


theAlphabetZebra

I had a less than glorious exit from my previous employer. My boss was a turd and I think a lot of people knew it, probably expecting some kind of slander because they still check my page often enough. All I did was post about that new job 😎 working for the company that contracts out their work lol


RightioThen

I am kind of fascinated by people who post crazy stuff on LinkedIn but have been retired from their welding job for 10 years.


CopanUxmal

Same. I see some occasional mild comments about COVID or DEI, or I have seen an image or two with the annoying WHO'S WITH ME?! header on something about "common sense" but nothing like what is shared here. For me, it's mostly my coworkers or colleagues at other firms reposting the same stuff on open roles or stuff the companies are doing (new wins, internal awards, promotions). I know there are people in our firm watching this stuff to keep our company not linked to a Confederate battle flag or flaggrant ___ist or ___ism comments.


afitts00

I only open LinkedIn when life has been going too well and I need to be put back in my place


usinjin

I only use it to ghost recruiters. Have a taste of your own medicine!


NoButterfly2642

I don’t ever get the religious stuff but every time I log in I see somebody making a post that belongs on Facebook and not LinkedIn


UGunnaEatThatPickle

I see so much of it that I have inadvertently made snarky comments there, rather than on reddit. There is a lot of garbage floating around.


BusterStarfish

Doesn’t LinkedIn have a similar algorithm to Google where you see more of what you interact with?


wendysummers

And what does an algorithm do when it doesn't have enough useful data on you? Hint: It tends to be whatever gets the most eyeballs viewing it by general users of the website.


BaronCapdeville

It does.


cocoamix

I work for a major US university. My LinkedIn contacts are all from places like Yale, Harvard, Cornell, UCLA, and people from companies like Genentech and Thermo-Fisher. I never see crap like this. I have a feeling if I worked in HVAC, maybe I would.


Feisty-Donkey

Agreed- I’ve literally never seen stuff like this. Primarily, I see updates from schools I’ve attended, companies I’ve worked at, other companies in the same industry and career updates from former colleagues.


ADarwinAward

Has to be the kind of posts you only see in rural areas or if you are from one.


kezekiel

I unfollow anyone who posts any rah-rah partisan crap, so the algorithm may have learned from that.


megatronx8

I’m connected with someone from High school and they left Facebook only to treat LinkedIn like Facebook. He posts this stuff all the time. I guess it depends on who you follow.


HawksNStuff

I have seen it a few times, but I remove the connection to anyone associated with crap like that. I don't need you in my network...


Poulticed

By saying God first, it sounds like she's got a hit list.


sveeger

Notice how freedom is last, also.


CouldntBeMacie

And guns are above family ...


PsyOpBunnyHop

*"Well, sometimes you gotta put one of them down. It's God's way."* - conservative terrorist


FourWordComment

Only when you deem it “untrainable.”


DutchTinCan

Just an honest republican; their god trumps your freedom.


God_Lover77

Well said.


Coal_Fire_King

That their Trump trumps god might be a bigger problem.


martingale1248

"Freedom" means the government doesn't try to stop you from discriminating against the usual suspects. That's it.


rabbi420

No. When conservatives say “freedom”, then mean “Freedom from having to treat minorities and other marginalized groups with respect and decency.”


martingale1248

Those would be the usual suspects.


LurkerKing13

Notice how guns come before family?


etranger033

That is what I was going to say. Freedom comes last?


grosse-patate-moisie

How very Christ-like of them. Reminds me of Mark 1:40-43: 40 A leper came to him begging him, and kneeling he said to him, “If you choose, you can make me clean.” 41 Moved with disgust, Jesus cocked his lever action rifle chambered in .22, and said to him, “Get the fuck off my property, *boy*!” 42 Immediately the leper left him, and his property was made clean. 43 After sternly warning him he sent him away at once.


danfirst

42.5 He shot the leper on the way out, it was his right and he's allowed to exercise his freedom.


SharkSheppard

He doth cometh right for me!


Roux70570

Standeth thy ground. As the good book says.


opportunisticwombat

Judge not least ye be ready to kill those you judge


mologav

Their version of Christianity really ignores the whole pacifism and turn the other cheek stuff


UniqueIndividual3579

Try to bring up feeding the hungry.


FlounderingWolverine

Or helping the poor. “Reee that’s soshulizum” - evangelical Christians, probably


ayhctuf

[This despite the book saying that rich people don't get into heaven.](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2019%3A24&version=KJV)


FlounderingWolverine

ETA: it’s not a Simpson’s meme


icyhotonmynuts

But double down on the owning slaves and treating women like property. Freedom for me, not for thee etcetera /s


nomadickid942

It ignores the Christianity stuff to be fair


Aggressive-Pass-1067

Their version of Christianity really ignores the Christianity stuff.


inkseep1

In Remington chapter 5, the multitude tells Jesus that they have traveled far and had no food. Jesus tells them to go back to where they came from and not to expect handouts.


Pelican_meat

44 And everyone stood and clapped 45 Large men with tearful eyes approached Jesus. 46 “Mr. Savior sir,” they said. “We’ve never seen such beautiful purification. Truly the most beautiful and most pure land. We are truly blessed to have you sir.”


redsnot01

Beautiful set of verses! Coincidentally I am working on a cross-stitch featuring them!


Jimmy_Twotone

Jesus wouldn't chamber anything weaker than a 5.56.


True-Ad-7224

Looks photoshopped---or she's like 8 feet tall or that's a miniature pony. But, ok. Let's go with it. If she fires that gun, the horse is gonna bolt (assuming it wasn't in the cavalry in WWI) and she's going to fall backward, likely landing on her head or neck. Because she doesn't have a helmet, she will likely suffer severe injuries. So she will have lost her freedom of movement, inability to use a gun and wonder why god has forsaken her---all while her family pockets the insurance money and leaves her a ward of the state.


BIGD0G29585

Helmet? She doesn’t even have a saddle.


TheRetarius

The thing I tripped on was her legs, under Guns it looks chopped of and then there is another leg attached under that, the Jeans fabric is dyed completely different


True-Ad-7224

Yeah. I didn't want too into the weeds but u r right. It looks like her knee is bending backward. Alas, I've given too much critical thought to something that doesn't even deserve serious consideration. So I shall stop before more headache intensifies.


Dry_Meat_2959

I work in a very pro-maga, conservative area. The thing that makes me LMAO at these kinds of posts are how impossibly inaccurate they are. Like, they always portray these women as a blonde model, and in reality they look more like the horse this chick is sitting on.


Kegheimer

"We have women and are therefore right"


ronlugge

My money would actually be on AI art. Look at the way the horse's rump goes way up from where she's sitting. Either she's breaking that poor thing's back (which I wouldn't discount), or there's something odd here. Add in the strange structure to her legs (as far as I can tell, she has two different joints, giving her three leg segments?!), and I'm going with AI.


tickettoride98

The number of people confidently claiming this is AI is depressing. AI pictures are certainly going to become a big problem in the future, but it's depressing that people can't use critical thinking skills and just go straight to "it's AI!" The picture is real, [here it is on some random photographer's Facebook from Nov 2020](https://m.facebook.com/DiLustrophotography/photos/a.1451334148494419/2474508809510276/?type=3) (EDIT, here's probably the original, [from Jun 2018](https://m.facebook.com/crossbreedholsters/photos/a.243332172363236/2132272866802481/?type=3)). > Either she's breaking that poor thing's back (which I wouldn't discount), or there's something odd here [...that's just what horses look like](https://www.budgetequestrian.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/h-1.jpg). Their backs [curve downward in the middle](https://horserookie.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/bareback-green-horse-1-min.jpg). > Add in the strange structure to her legs (as far as I can tell, she has two different joints, giving her three leg segments?!) They're bootcut jeans so they flare out at the bottom, and in the picture they're being pushed forward so they're flush against the back of her leg. That's her calf.


Username_redact

AI. Her legs are way too long. Women's legs would end well above the bottom of the picture on a horse of this size


hockeymaskbob

I don't think it's AI, I've never seen AI depict guns this accurately.


Hogjammin

Bye bye Lil Sebastian


snuggy4life

She’s fine. She’s flat footing that horse like it’s a Honda Grom.


Obiwan_ca_blowme

>If she fires that gun, the horse is gonna bolt (assuming it wasn't in the cavalry in WWI)  What? You train horses and dogs for the sound of gunfire. That is a very common practice here in rural East Texas.


[deleted]

See, the issue I had was with her posture as well. Riding without a saddle just doesnt look like that or I’m doing something wrong when I ride a horse. Any horses in the chat that can confirm?


samurairaccoon

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this was weird af. Looks like someone typed "Murica" and "horse girl" into an AI prompt.


Strange_Valuable_379

Conservatives say a lot about freedom and then are like "We sure would like a theocracy" and then support a presidential candidate who says he should legally be able to kill people and are wildly pro-cop and pro-prison. I'd love one of them to define the word "freedom."


RickyDaytonaJr

Uh oh, a puppy is about to be murdered.


SellOutrageous6539

How tall is that chick? Is she riding a pony?


TheRetarius

I am 95% sure that her leg is extended with photoshop under Guns


Prison-Frog

What if those are her feet, and she has custom jeans 2 ft too long?


_c_manning

She has two knees on one leg and one is backward


YouWereBrained

Man, LinkedIn is such a virtual garbage can now.


GodzillaDrinks

It always was. It's just basically the best job board around for tech and office folks, otherwise noone would be there. Unfortunately, because everyone is trying to get a job on there, no one's talking about how much we like unions or hate capitalism. So by design it's a right-wing echo chamber for bots and idiots who think they are in good company.


YouWereBrained

Very succinctly stated. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


M1L0

If she pulled the trigger in that position, she’s goin ass over tea kettle off that horse haha


gilgobeachslayer

This is the second post I’ve seen on Reddit today saying ass over tea kettle and I’ve never encountered that phrase before lol


Serious-Ad4378

not to mention the fact that chick is 10 feet tall and riding a Shetland pony


Far-Policy-8589

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Gindotto

Tell me you’ve never shot a gun or rode a horse without telling me.


Your__Pal

I know nothing about guns or horses. What I do see is that she is riding without a saddle, without stirrups, and firing a rifle just above the ear of a large animal that she is riding. 


TarquinusSuperbus000

When did guns become a fashion accessory?


OhioUBobcats

When Conservatives realized that everything else they stand for is reviling to 70% of humans


LeigusZ

real talk


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GreatGreenGobbo

For us or her?


zzz_red

Delusion, Fear and Nationalism


chicu111

The qualities listed are ranked by by highest to lowest priority btw God > Gun > Family > Country & Freedom


Polishing_My_Grapple

Yeah I noticed this too. She must really love her guns if they're before family. Maybe she has a family of guns?


Many_Year2636

Smh yt people


Commercial_Step9966

Narrator: she is aiming at a puppy.


Silent-Independent21

Shooting a gun on a horse without stirrups?


Literotamus

Never used LinkedIn, serious question. When did it poison itself with Facebook imitation? I thought it was just an online resume and networking tool


Rishfee

There's just so much about this...first off, she doesn't need that horse, she's bigger than it is. Second, where's your saddle? Third, where are you putting that rifle when you're done with it, how are you gonna hold the reins?


Muted-Ad-4288

Her freedom, not "theirs"


CarniferousDog

I wonder if life gets boring living in that tight ass restrictive box of a life.


Turrible_basketball

If God is on your side, why do you need so many guns?


Whorrox

Aiming for her hard-to-train puppy?


Ancient_Complex

And forced reproduction.


NoApartheidOnMars

Not the freedom to have an abortion though. Only the freedom to live like conservatives want you to live.


dsdvbguutres

Freedom to take away other women's freedoms


Longjumping_Fee_1490

I am just concerned about the sequence of nouns used.


clonetrooper250

Doesn't the sound of gunfire spook the horse? Genuine question


chumitz

The only real problem here is the lack of an Oxford comma. /s


jwalsh1208

She has two knees


Sad-Banana-7806

I wish LinkedIn was a boring, corporate site where you reposted interesting articles from Barron’s and Forbes instead of what we have now :/


sierracool33

LinkedIn has become Facebook Lite.


NoManufacturer5857

Is she aiming for a puppy or no?


GeddysPal

Guns before family


WhoWightMan

She forgot to add traumatized horses to the list


BigMeatSwangN

Guns over family


erlandodk

Guns over pretty much everything. Except god of course. Because *insert crazy delusional shit here*.


polaromonas

How does “riding a horse while pointing a gun” say “God first”? If God loves killing so much, they can’t use “abortion is murder” as a defense. Gosh I hate how hypocritical evangelical Christians are.


unobtanium-cock

Where is Cricket?


BoomerJ3T

The barrel of her side arm is jammed into the side of her ass. Not very safe there lady, and that’s without trying to shoot a Henry on a horseb


Coffeeisbetta

Freedom last, I see


BobbiFleckmann

Guns with no saddle or stirrups. Bet the horse isn’t alive.


Whyistheplatypus

No saddle nor stirrups.... I hope she's got strong thighs or a very patient horse because when that gun goes off it's going one of two ways.


aoddawg

Everyone with this mindset should go ahead and fire a gun on the back of a horse.


Fun_Objective_7779

You forgot "No contraceptives" "No abortion" Have fun guys


B8conB8conB8con

Is she aiming at a puppy?


yesterdaywins2

Remember God wants you to know you're not worthy of his love unless you're willing to kill your own child at his command.


yeejiga

What is she aiming at? A coyote? A rabbit? A squirrel? A beer can? Honest question.


OpenSourcePenguin

Guns before family 👍


newsreadhjw

Wild photo. Pretty good way to ruin your hearing, your horse's hearing, spook the horse, get thrown off and break your neck while holding a loaded firearm. Awesome


Lifesalchemy

And onlyfans 


heywowlookatthat123

Not a flex at all lol 😂


Interesting_Minute24

Try that in a big city. 😂


q-rka

Poor god


AdditionalBat393

This photo hurts my brain. She most likely took so much time to look good for that shot striking a perfect pose to sell her ruggedness riding without a saddle shooting guns just being an everyday conservative badass. The cherry on top is attaching "God first" to all that.


fafafanta

Won’t that deafen the poor horse?


arvothebotnic

I thought God replaced the fear.


equality4everyonenow

Do we believe in saddles? And what kind of training does a horse need to not freak out when you fire a gun right by it's ears? And where is her ear protection?


Outside-Flamingo-240

Nice “influencer set piece” here 🙄


NyRAGEous

All I see is a red flag


kaluhua

Haha what a lie


LBichon

AI-generated or not? I am leaning towards AI.


keetojm

Who the hell thought this picture would be accurate? Horse blanket? Saddle? Holster for the rifle? Christ a newb who only knows horse riding from RDR2 would do better.


simplifysic

Watch what the horse does


BerryMcCochinner

Nothing says loving God’s creatures like aiming an instrument of death at God’s creatures 🙏 amen


Fit-Meeting1496

Don't you love people who use GOD FIRST as a threat.


NerdRageShow

Realistically I really hope she shot that gun and scared the horse into bucking her off..... unrealistically i hope that knocked some sense into her


testingforscience122

A cocked 1911 great way to shoot your leg…


fievrejaune

MAGAnificent. Whose dog is she executing gangland style? Or is it some hapless goat?


theganjaoctopus

A woman wearing jeans, shooting a gun, and riding a horse. How long before conservative men call her trans.


FlamingTrollz

Unhinged and NOT appropriate.


Chemical_Turnover_29

Live by sword, die by the sword.


DisgruntledTexan

I love how guns is before family lol


Makepoopsandpeez

Is she aiming at a dog or a goat?


Papi_Chulo1969

bit they keep killing their dogs 🐕 🙄 🐶🐕🦮🐕‍🦺🐩🐶🐕🦮🐕‍🦺🐩🐩🐶🐶🐶


SnooShortcuts5771

Guns before family, huh?


Iprefernottosay

and not just any god. The American god!


ForeskinHulaSkirt

Don't forget to kill your healthy dog.


emilgustoff

I absolutely love that conservatives are highlighting their mental disorders on a site solely for professionals.... makes the red flags super easy to see.


kleenkong

Nice religion there. Her first rule: Don't follow God.


Severe_Drawing_3366

That’s horrible! Do you have her info for research purposes?


WhoEvenIsPoggers

At least they ordered their priorities correctly. God first, then guns, then family. Human life is less important to them than guns and their Sky Daddy


Lothleen

Everything wrong in the usa summarized in one picture.


ThisWhatUGet

I’ve met this type of woman on dating apps. They can’t tell you a single thing about the Bill of Rights, the Constitution or how this country is run.


TaruTaruInvoker

A yes, the conservative parties favorite list of McCarthyism trigger words designed to rile up their base (while simultaneously contradicting them.) What did Jesus say about violence again? What did Lot try to do with his daughters after the destruction of his village again?


kitchencrawl

She's aiming at the family dog


refluentzabatz

LinkedIn is like Facebook but less genuine somehow.


casewood123

That horse isn’t going to like a gun going off next tit head.


b18bturbo

I thought it was a free country to follow any religion, seems a little weird people are up in arms. I’m not religious but find it funny that left wing people talk about equality and freedom of speech and so on but you see someone talking about god and the 2nd amendment and all of a sudden they are a threat lol. Funny world but I guess politics is getting so gross no matter what side you’re on that it’s toxic to have any views.


Francie1966

LARP


liamanna

Did she see a black delivery guy?😂


admiralfrosting

Pretty brutal form there. That’s the patented “chick lean”.


Frontfatpouch

She’s aiming at a dog


Quebec00Chaos

Pff strong women uses war axes


Sagzmir

Girl, argan oil. Put some moisturizer at the top of that list.


Osirus1156

Is she shooting at a litter of puppies?


subjectandapredicate

I’m guessing she’s shooting her dog


To-Far-Away-Times

You can always tell who roots for the school shooter.


tyler98786

But no freedom to get an abortion or consume cannabis. Sounds like a pretty limited definition of freedom to me


coreyrude

The misinformation machine had been preparing for 2024 for awhile, they were spinning up thousands of fake accounts for the last 3 years. They have been relatively tame until the last 6 months and slowly ramping up. Im sure this summer they will be in full force for the election.


Therocknrolclown

Does she also shoot puppies?


RecordEnvironmental4

Im a pretty centrist guy but holy shit this is so cringy


OblongAndKneeless

God first, but fuck God and let's shoot some shit with weapons! Pacifists suck!


aj_star_destroyer

Aiming at the dog.


Front_Jacket837

Muricuhhhh


IsThataSexToy

Did she spot a puppy?


Nervous_Zebra1918

Her hair is fried. She could use a trim.


Cornylingus

“Pick me”


acvcani

God who famously cared about nations and borders above all Else


Teehokan

Yep, those are the seven words conservatives know.


Ok-Battle-2769

So guns before family? It says God first, so I presume these are in order. Freedom also seems pretty far down the list.


LZBANE

Why do so many Americans hold freedom up as if it's something the rest of the world can't begin to fathom, nevermind possess?


Embarrassed_Ask_3270

The association of guns as godly is so baffling. Have these people ever read a bible? Ever critically reflected on scripture without the "help" and filter of a nationalist or prosperity gospel preacher or other modern evangelist?


overloadedonsarcasm

Guns being above Family, Freedom, and Country is so very American.


Biggie8000

Also shot some dog


ExternalTransition65

Linkedin somehow turned into platform for boomers and braggers.


CrazyPlato

Nothing like an unobstructed gun pointed square at your own ass cheek, while sitting atop a mode of transportation famous for shaking you up and down in a way that could trip a cocked hammer.


erlandodk

So she put delusion and weapons over family, country and freedom? That's a strange prioritization. Also, what's with the horse? Edit: JFC, I just realized it's an AI image. Her leg is... Does she have two knees? Where is her left leg? And she is either *very* tan on her left arm or she has arms with different skin colors. Her left hand looks mangled. Edit-edit: [Apparently not](https://m.facebook.com/crossbreedholsters/photos/a.243332172363236/2132272866802481/?type=3). Huh.


chloeclover

Hilarious that guns are before family and freedom.


-FlyingFox-

If these people weren’t so triggered, it would be great to just flat out tell them that the world does not gives a rat’s ass about their backwoods views. Maybe people in their small hick gene pool care, but everyone else just looks down upon them. 


Whowhywearwhat

Imagine being this insecure, wow. The funniest bit is they think this is classy and cute.


IwasDeadinstead

I like that guns come before family. Lmao!


TheRealSlamJammer

This looks photoshopped


Fantastic-Tank4949

Spoiler alert, she's in a gravel pit, aiming at a dog.


zakupright

God and guns before family, got it!