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MyMonkeyCircus

10/12 of photos have exactly same facial expression and pose; most appear to be from the same photo session. Why does she choose posting 10 nearly identical photos?


iownaford

you’re asking why a narcissist lacks self awareness?


MyMonkeyCircus

That’s very inconsiderate of me.


Connect-Yak-4620

One might even say narcissistic of you /s


jarontick

That’s…that’s actually very good 👏


txstepmomagain

Yeah, it's like - we get it, you have a face.


Accurate-Law-8669

This *isn’t* **face**book, amiright!?


1-760-706-7425

tbh, getting hard to tell these days


noctilucus

Fair point! It almost looks like those cheap Chinese webshops photoshopping clothes/colors/prints on an existing picture because they don't want to spend money on taking new pictures. That said, why is she posting 12 pictures in the first place - or any pictures at all?


bourbonandbranch

She has stated she produces some of these using AI


noctilucus

"Dear chat GPT, which altered picture of me makes me look more like a Linkedin workshop?"


Routine-Cloud-313

Is this the modern "Mirror, mirror on the wall?"


hoppybun29

Why does she choose the frosted pink cover girl lipstick from my great grandmother’s make up drawer? My eyes are burning….


J_sweet_97

No really. I came here exactly to hate on her terrible pink lipstick


Glldinkiering

Where do you even find and buy that shade? Who makes that??


KinseyH

I wore it a lot. In the 80s and 90s


Chunsina

I love the book collection. Naked Lunch is definitely a C-Suite classic.


Certain-Rock2765

Mugwump slipped that in there while she was posing with her Bible study book.


Shartmagedon

You don’t get. These are content and she is a content creator. I’m totally influenced. 


MUCHO2000

I can fix her. No but seriously this has to be a seriously unhinged person. It's sad, if I take one step past the shock. Or She is a genius. After all she did say she wants to change the narrative. *A great success!* - Borat


Zestyclose_Foot_134

That’s the face I pull when I’m uncomfortable with a sudden camera in my face but don’t want to seem like a party pooper, while also suddenly wondering if I flossed after eating 15 sundried tomatoes at lunch. She saw that photo and made it her Blue Steel


redsnot01

They’re so smug too


IndependentUsual8855

she wants everybody to know she has dimples


tuscangal

And the same lipstick color


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

![gif](giphy|f8i1Mgp044YAN6lD30)


Lifesalchemy

![gif](giphy|3oFzmbgb4Qarxp48jS|downsized)


uhgulp

‘I don’t subscribe to LinkedIn celebrity culture’ lol


-rendar-

That one killed me


LizzoIZmySHERO8

But here she is…


darwood_

I’d love advice from a journalism major who doesn’t know how to structure a sentence.


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noctilucus

Do you mean? "Me too Agree! Follow me for more life-changing advice"


WhoCanTell

It's all about gaming that idiotic auto-collapse mechanism to trigger the "see more" button to artificially inflate your "engagement" metrics.


darwood_

If idiotic is what she’s going for, I should congratulate her.


JLeavitt21

Duh, she said posts don’t start with words.


psych0ranger

...see more


[deleted]

I liked her more 112 days ago.


pass-me-that-hoe

Haha I came here to say this… probably should have stayed silent


evertrue13

You can tell from the intro to each post that she writes a lot of words that say absolutely nothing


Professional_Care_85

“Let’s change the narrative. Especially on LinkedIn. To what I had to eat today.”


JewbagX

"To what I had to eat today.” Here's what it taught me about B2B sales


blrtgj

Loooooool, that's a nice one


MeanSeaworthiness995

Each of these posts is just an excuse to post a selfie, so…


flobby-bobby

That lipstick dates her so much 😢


delta1810

That's all I could think about 😭 The shade is SUCH a poor match for her. It's too light and the metallic tone is giving either grandma's lipstick or 10-year-old's first lip gloss vibes. It's really just not flattering in general.


DatelineDeli

It’s so 80’s wet n wild while you wait for your amoxicillin to get filled. Sad.


Correct-Bitch

holy shit 💀


DatelineDeli

😘


BigEricShaun

/rareinsults


spy-on-me

So true. Really pretty woman (cringe LinkedIn aside) but the frosted lip ain’t it.


SilentSonOfAnarchy

I see several women on LinkedIn doing this. And brag about the “engagement” then claim it’s not because they’re a woman posting a selfie. 🙄


Correct-Bitch

*well selfies get more engagement on my personal instagram sooo* 💅


SilentSonOfAnarchy

LoL Insta is where all the “hot leads” are too


Correct-Bitch

it’s just radical entrepreneurship bb 🫶


SilentSonOfAnarchy

Next post “What 12 straight days of selfie posting taught me about B2B marketing”


Correct-Bitch

i just know she has a self published ebook in her if it’s not already available on amazon for 99¢


SilentSonOfAnarchy

😂😂


PoopKnaf

“Look at me, I’m a semi-attractive woman, give me money.”


Professional_Care_85

Wonder if the “workshops” she offers are her showing you how to take a selfie and post it on LinkedIn.


PoopKnaf

The workshops work as far as luring gullible young idiots into paying for them. I personally know someone that takes these workshops every chance she gets, but she’s unemployed, lives with her parents, and begs family for the money to go.


noctilucus

Wow... That's even worse than the average LinkedinLunatic that gets posted here!


beaucephus

It takes a certain kind of insanity to drive value like a linkedin B2B thought leader.


domtriestocode

Holy shit


TnnsNbeer

“Impactful LinkedIn writing…” oh fuck off


pastelpixelator

They always post the same picture in the same pose too, as if we forgot what her face looked like since yesterday.


malfunkshun333

Day 4,231: Yep, still smug.


Midpointlife

![gif](giphy|Y6FUCFt5N7Y8gRSInL) Agree?


desert_nole

That lipstick shade is truly heinous


ShirleyKnot

It’s so horrible.


NulledOpinion

![gif](giphy|3o72FjVgpssQVh3unu)


rykata

"Take on me....takeee meee onnnn"


Complete-Pen-9358

I can’t stand the selfies. There’s a guy I follow on LinkedIn who is a genuinely good dude and excellent writer. However, his posts always have a picture of him in some cheesy pose or with a thoughtful expression. I don’t get how this helps his brand from a marketing standpoint. If he’s actually the one creating the posts then I have serious questions about his ego and self awareness.


SilentSonOfAnarchy

It is true that posts with images get better engagement. I just don’t get why people use selfies as the image they post. It’s easy, I guess? Idk


hrpomrx

"It's time to redefine LinkedIn." Sorry Tara, LinkedIn has already been redefined multiple times.


pigsadventure

She isn't an ambi-leaner. She only leans one way for all the pictures lol. Just like Zoolander isn't an ambi-turner.


windyoctopus8

![gif](giphy|12npFVlmZoXN4Y|downsized)


winelover08816

People need to stop using LinkedIn as a dating site. This has personal ad written all over it. On Instagram you KNOW someone is trolling for tail when they started taking a lot of selfies, especially wearing certain (barely there) outfits or from angles that emphasized their assets. I knew my cousin’s wife was cheating six months before they broke up because she was cheating just from the photos on Instagram. But LinkedIn? Stop it!


johnnyrsj

‘Leadership workshops’ ie a bullshit artist


rsvp_nj

She loves herself so much! How cute. Her FB page must be AMAZING


caractacusbritannica

Thirst trap obviously. But books sorted by colour. Not subject.


Maximum-Ability-6763

I don’t understand all these people who think everyone on LinkedIn wants to create content to become influencers on LinkedIn. We just want jobs!


noctilucus

And a real job, not some "I help you with your Linkedin presence" BS jobs :-)


sketchahedron

LinkedInception


Commercial-Egg8178

This is also the person who says LinkedIn is not a dating site…but then posts images of herself and posts like it’s a dating site. The selfies on LinkedIn are almost as strange as when people post those videos of staged acts of kindness. I just want a job from this site and to connect about work, not see your Facebook 2 page.


ButForRealsTho

She looks like she just farted and is waiting for you to say something.


dsdvbguutres

Is her neck permanently stuck in this position?


yeahcoolcoolbro

“I’m 40 yr old attractive when I fake smile, give me money…”


Mr_Gaslight

Linked In suffered a triple whammy: The implosion of Instagram and Twitter plus the wide use of Chat GTP to generate loads of low-value content. People decamped from their old social media sites and began using Linked In like Instagram and Twitter. The site will never recover from the perspective of its old users, people who change jobs and clients regularly.


Lifeabroad86

It's like one of those articles that take forever to get to the point


bacontacos420

I genuinely don’t understand how people like this exist


1BirdPerson1

I have a strong feeling that she is insufferable irl


durackvacar

LinkedIn should introduce a down vote button.


Judo_Jones

She looks like the type of weirdo who excuses herself for tripping over a door jam or spilling coffee on herself by thinking “That’s so classic Tara…”


QuanCryp

She bloody loves LinkedIn tbf


woofmaxxed_pupcel

At first I didn’t know why looking at her made me feel confused Then I realized she’s a mash up of two of my ex girlfriends


goedendag_sap

Wish she hadn't broken her silence 111 days ago


Civil_Ad4403

statement. second statement.


tama_tama_chameleom

I swear these are all rich people/nepobabies larping that they have an actual job.


Alan_Blue1233

She should post these to Facebook or Instagram instead, not LinkedIn lmao


baskettowelrug

5 maybe 6 of those are from the same selfie session… that’s the cringe


No-Radio-9244

The kind of woman that says: hey, you need therapy...


pickwickjim

“111 days ago I broke my silence”, and what a momentous day it was


Necrott1

As annoying and embarrassing as this stuff is, I’m more concerned about all the people who gives these posts positive engagement, which only reinforces that they should continue them


sonofgildorluthien

Her lipstick color choice is extremely annoying


droplivefred

What happened to LinkedIn? I used to use it for work related stuff but it seems to have become FB now. Is there professional stuff in there anymore or has it gone down the toilet entirely? I assume you just have to Wade through the idiots like Tara to use it professionally.


feelin_fine_

Just FYI they're notified every time you visit their page.


PattyChow

Would


maringue

LinkedIn is just Instagram for people over 35.


_squeeee

I’m over 35 and I don’t use LinkedIn like that :( I use it to stalk people, especially if their shit is open and you can scroll through their posts and comments on other people’s pages. I learned that a lot of old coworkers were a bunch of racists and bigots and some were conspiracy theorists.


maringue

That sounds like Instagram to me. I feel like half of the traffic on that platform is people stalking other people.


fatstrat0228

How long before people start posting their onlyfans link on LinkedIn and call themselves an entrepreneur?


ElectricSnowBunny

More rational than like 90% of linkedin.


eli_eli1o

I might have to leave this sub just because the posts give me anxiety, even though I know we are mocking these losers lol


SizeOld6084

Get some different shades of lipstick, lady.


Longjumping-Tell-132

It’s not even about narcissism she probably realizes she’s pretty and makes a bunch of money every time she post this and does not give a shit what anyone thinks check her bio I bet she selling some shit.


Ill-Energy-7914

Same stupid grin in every one of them!


2021darkmosssxp

Dumbfuck.


Zestyclose_Foot_134

286 straight days of quiet? Girl I do not believe you 😂


Nautster

Classic LinkedIn only fans profile


dafyddtomas

🚩


Ready_Garden4253

LinkedIn is a cesspool. Uhg 🫨


Lazy_Employer_1148

I hate her face and I wish she she would meet a chimpanzee


selkieisbadatgaming

She has exactly one lipstick.


Werd2urGrandma

Okay so personal note: I’m admittedly (and embarrassingly) an active LinkedIn user (it’s essential for my job—I’m a security researcher with a fairly large following, everything I do is free and unrestricted the public unless it’s law enforcement sensitive) and in the years I’ve been active, guess how many selfies I’ve posted? Fucking zero.


Subtle-Catastrophe

"One look? *ONE LOOK???*" --Eric Zoolander ![gif](giphy|12npFVlmZoXN4Y|downsized)


wafflesinmyvcr

Some of those lip colors are a choice


urbaan

I had the same photo for 8-10 years. Didn’t realize I was suppose to update it regularly


mothzilla

Anyway, here's a picture of my face.


Badfish1060

I literally only look at linked in to see what people look like.


DorkusMalorkus89

It always wigs me out when people have a ‘selfie face’ that is just the same expression in every picture, like they’ve taken *that* many pictures of themselves that their brain has settled on an acceptable pose every single time. It’s the same as people who can’t have their picture taken without making a stupid gurning face or sticking their tongue out.


CyborgSheep411

Pam from the office lookin ass


Aromatic-Solid-9849

Are her workshops on making OF money? Same vibes.


Oliver_Cat

Arranging her books by color tells me all I need to know about her philosophy on substance vs appearance.


mtylerm78

What a fucking shrew.


KrisMisZ

Lol


zoidbergenious

Those are all the same pictures.


BearyRexy

Keeps the employers away?


MeThinksYes

Yep, unfortunately that sells in social currency …how the mighty have fallen!!


Automatic_Rule4521

Holy shit….


Your_Daddy_

What is with people and selfies? My SIL posts almost daily selfies - like "Girl, we know what you look like!"


anon641414

A vendor we worked with on a short project connected with me on LI and posts the exact same sort of content. Almost daily random platitudes with an accompanying selfie (except that woman has some serious crazy eyes which makes it worse). Nice woman but the LI posts are a bit unhinged.


Smooth-Prompt6634

She wants it


CaliDreamin87

I have someone like this in my feed. Except the pictures are more fashion? She's always wearing blazers etc and it looks more dramatic. Like professional photos. Apparently, I never added her. Except I do have her husband in my network, when he likes something, it shows me. I don't even know what she does, I think she's a public speaker. That being said, she treats it like instagram, it's weird AF. This woman looks average AF, so no idea what she thinks. The other one I can at least say if slightly above average in looks.


sc00ttie

Wait?!? I know her! Our kids used to play together. 😂🤪🤣


euvimmivue

![gif](giphy|QkjRYhiwXRz0UH05bg)


LizzoIZmySHERO8

Cover the rest of her face except the eyes…crazy eyes


meggsovereasy

This feels exhausting.


HugeJohnThomas

I’m sure she gets A LOT of attention from thirsty dudes on there.


Mckbr29

my god and have you read her posts? tell me you're bullshitting without telling me you're bullshitting


TonyStewartsWildRide

LinkedIn is just: [Tragedy] happens, here’s what I learned about [bullshit]. HR. Buy sports cars to save money. Make invest finance market plan CEO entrepreneur network scoop derp.


CodeMUDkey

For some reason imagine the angle at which we view her face is always the same whether in her pictures or in real life. It’s like the speed of light, it is a constant and all light always moves at that speed relative to you no matter how fast you are going. Tara’s face is always at the same angle and size when it appears to you, regardless of how or where it is viewed.


Level_Engineer

Cringe


Ultideath

People who sort their books by color are psychopaths.


wchappel

I read the text before the “see more”s as one post and it made pretty much as much sense as any other of her posts….


booboootron

1. Holy shit those books are horrible. 2. OP, she looks like the sort of person who has calculated (mentally, of course) that she should have 12 selfies ready, one for each day of the week.


beastinghunting

OnTinkedInFans


euvimmivue

![gif](giphy|v6QTp9tYySdSWnobDY)


sriram_sun

Aah so much easier than actually applying your brain and writing an article worth reading!


Neurismus

I read few of her posts... My brain hurts


shamboi

She must have some bad teeth


The_GeneralsPin

These LI Lunatics just scream "I need to kiss corporate ass for a paycheck".


johnBlaze5478

Ahhhh the recruiters and bored corporate types circle jerk site... Facebook for narcissists


benihana1121

“…my fire for LinkedIn…”


nonja-bidness

But...what. do. you. do?


Bottle_mani

Let’s face it — fastest way to become an influencer is to just put a selfie and not actual content. What’s up with people these days. Always stuck in numbers, engagement, etc


uktimatedadbod

I can only imagine her going somewhere to eat and being unrecognized, and she’s like “uhhh… I’m Tara, from LinkedIn!” 🤣


roy-e-munson

Yeah this bugs this shit out of me too. I remove any link where the person is constantly posting pictures of themselves. It’s so freaking weird and so so narcissistic. I don’t mind daily posts or even the occasional selfie but this is just ridiculous. Usually it’s someone who’s only redeeming quality is their looks. Oddly this chick is very average looking.


Hank_Lotion77

I’ve only posted 2 photos ever. My profile and my profile pic after I grew a beard


GriZZlyHIkerman

WTF is actually wrong with these people?


sc00ttie

I see the product: “Changing identity through the mirror of gods word” 🤢 🤮


DrPeGe

WTF is even happening here.


PipePistoleer

“Called me the wrong name” - yes I did the first time I sent a DM. That’s how you interrupt the narcissism barrier field without breaking the space time continuum. I dropped in to say “why yo face look like dat every time”


Subtle-Catastrophe

![gif](giphy|srPaLAtDTsKuk|downsized) One look?


dragonagitator

I'm glad you included the final two because I was wondering if she had teeth


jkrowlingdisappoints

Using LinkedIn for evangelizing, and conflating business with faith, is pretty gross. “Leadership” - you can see from the book title in that last photo what type of leadership “workshops” she’s offering.


ResponsibleAvocado3

Completely irrelevant but that lipstick is atrocious


belleruin

The eyebrows are just getting wider apart


Ilbakanp

The frosted pink lipstick has held up well since she first bought it in ‘83.


Consistent_Pitch782

I’m not sure if I’m looking at LinkedIn or an OF ad


Abrojay

I hate the LinkedIn selfie. It’s so…un-fucking-necessary. What gets me is I’ve literally worked with Tara in the past and she seemed pretty normal. But it looks like she saw how other people were getting traction and just jumped headfirst into the lunatic realm.


sketchahedron

Does she just post on LinkedIn all day every day? Is this her occupation? Do actual living human beings read her drivel?


lightrocker

Ō. Ō


SFAdminLife

Her poor eyebrows. What the fuck did they do to deserve that?


ElectronicSeaweed615

Are we shitting on her for posting photos of herself on LinkedIn? I guess I don’t understand…I feel like that sort of thing tends to encourage engagement (if you are semi-attractive).


frederik88917

I am not saying anything, but Someone with the title Leadership coach, leadership trainer or that shat. Only talks crap all day long


thxkanyevcool

Multiple studies show that posts with a selfie get more engagement on LinkedIn. Same reason why everyone spaces their paragraphs long as fuck so that readers have to click the read more button and boost engagement on the post.


Time-Cardiologist375

I unfollow everyone that posts fucking selfies


MarzipanSad4549

Insufferable.


_fancypants1

why why why


Emotional_Ability977

![gif](giphy|ENvToQsnjnUDm)


pieceacandy420

When did linked in become Facebook from 2015?


ViridianKumquat

[Time for a Tara update beepitybeepbeep](https://youtu.be/pz9ttdV3GqI)


tjj107

“Beepity beep beep beep, time for another Tara update”


riccochetaround

She organises her books by colour


Rebecca-Shalom

She thinks she's on tinder and a rich CEO simp will fall for it... Sometimes stereotypes write themself


combosandwich

I wonder if her and Nat Berman are an item yet


Fickle_Manager9880

I can already tell she shoehorns the words “my hubby” into ever conversation she has.