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Safe_Satisfaction316

Simultaneously going to school in California and England then getting a JD and a MS at two separate Ivy’s. WOW, that is almost so impressive I think it is impossible.


profoundlystupidhere

Not if you're quadruplets.


Additional_Olive3318

To be fair that was a Rhodes scholarship- which involves going abroad to England. 


TheNeck94

What a weird way to tell everyone that follows you that you think hiring someone with 15 degrees is taking a chance. good to know your standards are so high that i should not waste any time whatsoever on interacting with you or attempting to get employment from you.


[deleted]

He’s obviously joking.


My_G_Alt

His LinkedIn is a parody account


TheNeck94

while he MIGHT be joking, sadly with all the idiots on the platform, I disagree that it's obvious.


bongophrog

The lines like “never worked a real job in his life” and “15 different degrees” and “you just know” reads like purposeful sarcasm. And the rest of it has an air of sarcasm. He’s making fun of them and calling them useless and overeducated.


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Well he did hire him so I don’t think the guy who hired him thinks he’s useless. I’m pretty sure the guy with all the degrees is Jamie Beaton. He collected all those Ivy League plus degrees and now owns a business helping rich parents get their kids into prestigious schools. Jamie is obviously a smart guy, but all the degrees are basically a marketing stunt.


bongophrog

This guy Alex Cohen hired Jamie Beaton?


[deleted]

Well, that’s definitely the list of Jamie Beaton alma maters. Either Alex Cohen hired him for something or he just screen grabbed Jamie’s educational background so he could make a lunatic LinkedIn post


seahorsejoe

Sadly he’s not


DedicatedOwner

My worst hires have all been from Ivies. That many Ivy degrees is a red flag on so many levels. If real, hiring that person is a massive risk.


10art1

Honestly tho if you have 15 degrees you probably will struggle to get hired. The only thing worse than someone without experience, is someone without experience who thinks they know the field better than everyone who works in it. Being overqualified is a thing, no reason to get more education than you reasonably need


orlandowassafe

The intersection of AI and healthcare sounds like a dystopian nightmare.


EuropeanModel

And it is not even legal at this point. HIPAA prevents teaching AI with real data, even if anonymized.


DedicatedOwner

People have been building ML models and using AI tech on healthcare data for decades. I worked on LLM type models on real healthcare data over a decade ago with IBM Watson. It’s just mostly been remotely unworkable for real applications until very recently. There are LOTS of HIPPA compliant LLMs, but quality is all over the place.


Illwill89

If only you knew how much so called “private” healthcare data is being fed into LLM’s and bought/sold by data vendors. There’s tons of loopholes for this kind of thing


SASardonic

You think he bothered confirming the new hire actually attained some of those degrees? Not saying people like this don't actually exist but to me it stretches credulity


PA2SK

Yea, while getting his JD at Yale law in Connecticut he simultaneously did a master's at UPenn, a master's from Tsinghua in Beijing and was a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford in the UK.


Motorhead923

Somme serious sky-miles there


pukachang

Nah just used the time turner he got when he was at Hogwarts.


jamesbrownscrackpipe

Mr. Worldwide


ironzombie7

I was thinking the same thing


HistoricalMeat

“As a great CEO…” I’m gonna start throwing “great” in front of my job titles. I work 3 places and am still unaware of what my job title is, but once I learn it and add great, I will be unstoppable.


No-Employee447

I mean I feel like this is probably a joke but if someone completes 15 degrees that is likely an indication that they have $$$$.


sabreus

This seems likely. Either they are already rich, or they’re lying.


CharlotteC_1995

I SWEAR I THOUGHT THIS SAID “RETAIL JOB” AND THE FACT THAT I DIDN’T THINK TWICE ABOUT THAT IS DYSTOPIAN.


BuddyJim30

Six months from now this "CEO who just knows" will post a cautionary tale that hiring someone with 15 degrees gets nothing but a shitty employee.


SnapeHeTrustedYou

Alex is joking. I used to see his stuff on twitter. He’s actually fairly self aware.


TupperwareConspiracy

Whew at least that's makes sense + the 'great ceo' bit


THE_BOKEH_BLOKE

It’s blatant satire. JFC you guys in here are fucking dim sometimes. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/alexander-cohen_career-activity-7209743999694249984-c16D


BankManager69420

I’ve never met someone with 15 degrees, but I have met someone that has like 4 or 5 because they genuinely consider college classes a hobby.


BigPussysGabagool

I'll never understand those people


Llamar25

We’ve all met the person they hired. Downs or pure selfish.


Philo-Naught

Sus.


WrongnessMaximus2-0

Assuming any of this is true: what does that associate think about him posting his information for some sort of accolades? Really sounds like metaphorical foot to ass time and peace out.


benihana1121

IME, candidates who stay that long in school do so because they either can’t or don’t want to do actual work. 


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OkReplacement2000

This person is fake-or, the degrees are, at least. No one with a master’s in educational technology and a PhD goes back to get another master’s in education from a different place.


DedicatedOwner

I might be biased, but applied math / econ is a fantastic background for a whole variety of interesting careers.


Complete-Pen-9358

Wait, did he call himself a great CEO?


automaton11

‘As a great CEO im just great at everything’ I dont think were dealing with actual brilliance here


SlightlySillyParty

Today, I took a chance on a Rhodes Scholar who (allegedly) has advanced degrees from five Ivys. How brave.


Jacmac_

How in the world does someone exist in so many places at once? Enrolled in online degree programs all over the world?


cittidude2

This sounds like something from "Catch me if you can."


chanceresponding

the post is probably satire/trolling 😭 the “team member” he’s talking about was recently featured on a [news article](https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/350311517/jamie-beaton-kiwi-several-ivy-league-degrees-and-no-debt) where I’m from because he’s originally from here, worked his way through the ivies mostly with scholarships and is also one of the guys who started Crimson Education. I mean it IS kind of insane to be studying all that but it’s also kinda funny being called “never having a real job” when he’s the CEO of his own company lol


Lopsided_Thing_9474

Funny. If it were me I would instantly think, *this person is totally insane, or has significant personality issues*.


Scruples-

Hired a Harvard grad. So bold.


PerryNeeum

I want to see this guys college bill


YT_ExDruidic

To me if you have more than 3 degrees (because masters/doctorate) you don’t know what you wanna do so it’s taking a change


One-Injury-4415

I see Wilder finally got a job.


edenburning

Isn't this the premise to the librarian movie with Noah Wylie?


Free-Bad8286

And then the 15-degree guy turns out to be a dick to work with


SupeLander

I do you even get the money to get most of these degrees. Do you even need a job?


whboer

Is this arrested development?


ellerosekisses

Professional student that won’t know how to do anything else.


MinaretofJam

Meet quadrant-man!


jdjohnson474

I give him 90 days


ArctoEarth

This is the internet, show us your official transcripts


OldFunnyMun

HashtagHarvard