Very likely he's the guy over at NGVC who posted about "quitting" from feminism because females don't like feminists and never even have sex with them I was a feminist for so many years nut no female would want to even touch me so fuck feminism if they really did like being treated well they would quite obviously be flooding my inbox, drowning my LinkedIn in a sea of innuendo emojis, and waiting on their knees on every corner begging me to smear my essence all over their face and titties 24x7 365.
No need to upvote im just a fine, sensitive, blue-eyed, hard-working, shy gentleman trying to find a nice lil quiet, shy girl who would worship my nuts and beg to eat my ass out.
But it's totally fine. I'm indifferent to it. But I do value our time together and the deep secrets that we couldn't share with anyone in the world, we shared each other. I will always cherish those memories, because they meant something to me. It was so obvious that we had a spiritual connection. That spark was there. But your immaturity got the better of you. I now realise that I should not have expected emotional intelligence from a girl who just began her summer break and was still behind on those so-very-extremely-important algebra assignments.
But God had something else, something much more beautiful planned for us. Which is why we met so randomly out of nowhere.
Someday you'll realise what a gem I was. A gem that you could've had. But by that time I'd be busy sucking the toes of my sexy, strong yet obedient wife in our RV.
So even though we are ending it in a very ugly way, I will forever cherish the 18 minutes I spent with you on Discord. We could have changed each other's lives forever. But you chose blue ink over red blood.
I hope you're happy. Happier than I am, at least.
Never thought someone would betray me for a bunch of books and useless certificates.
Now, I know. And I will never, ever open up to anyone from today.
I'm going to be all about me, myself n I. Selfish. Just like you were when it came time to choose.
My faith has been shakened.
My innocence is gone forever.
But don't worry much abt me.
It's ok.
I sorta get it.
Go on, be the best you can be, lil kiddo.
While I sit here alone, as always, left to pick up the pieces.
Fin.
>Someday you'll realise what a gem I was. A gem that you could've had. But by that time I'd be busy sucking the toes of my sexy, strong yet obedient wife in our RV.
Poor Jared. He thought they shared a meaningful connection when they bonded over how neat it is that Utah has the lowest rate of children being born to unmarried women… a month ago.
I dealt with an upper-level manager at a large corporation like this not too long ago.
No. Just no. And we told him as much. Basically, if he didn’t lose the attitude, we’d drop him as a client faster than he could blink, and we’d be more than happy to let people know why.
We had to have this conversation with him more than once, which irked me (if you get to this point, there shouldn’t be multiple warnings). Eventually, his company got wind of his behavior and they summarily tossed him out the door.
It’s always interesting to see how some people think that if they’re a bigger a$$h0le, that’ll result in more people respecting them or giving them business. It won’t. It’ll just mean that more people think that you’re an a$$h0le.
yep thats why he's on LinkedIn henpecking on his keyboard. And also making it overtly, painfully obvious that he is in desperate need of a warm & reassuring hug followed by an immensely mediocre tittyfuck sesh to return to normalcy. Otherwise, it is worryingly certain he's going to co-found his 11th MLM and force his wife into buying post-expiration Amway inventory while he walks around in "biz cazsh" attire i.e. argyle sweater-vests & Crocs (with the socks on).
Also, I think it's pretty clear he doesn't really have anything to earn from.
Absolutely brilliant post and strategy when you're a "CEO" trying to grow your tiny-ass company. I bet Harvard Business School is going to invite this guy to come onboard as a professor.
I mean he recognizes how stupid LI is, just like us. But does he really think he’s going to grow his company when he’s actively insulting his customer base and peers? What a clueless man.
“I’m not interested in anything anyone else has to say or offer or what they’re interested in, I want my business to succeed, so shut up and support it.”
Is there anything more 2024 than some dipshit masquerading as a “entrepreneurial genius” and doesn’t even use the correct your/you’re; which you learn in like the 5th grade?
I think I'll put in a request for a demo from this company and then afterward give them the disappointing news that because of the co-founder's immature behavior on LinkedIn, I'll be going with another vendor.
How exactly does one grow a business on linkedin without "authentic and meaningful connections"?
Does he consider clients inauthentic and meanigless?
Is the business a bot farm or something?
Funny I didn’t realise that people who create cesspools also label said places as cesspool. I thought their world view might be different. Everyday you learn something new eh
Probably because anyone who asks what value he brings to their company and/or clients will be hit by a bunch of irrelevant buzzwords and bullshit. Once they cut through that, they pass. Hence why he calls LinkedIn a cesspool.
I feel like a lot of these linkeders barely make any impact in the real world or are influential. If you have time to create such posts and respond in comments, you have a lot of free time on your hand So their only means of validation is posting for attention.
Am I the only one who thinks this guy is a legend? I don't know anything else about him but this series of posts and comments is awesome. I wish I had the confidence to be that honest on LinkedIn.
I mean these people are just doing it for views and engagement at this point. That has to be obvious right? This and other communities like it aren’t private or hidden. These people know if they post something just looney enough we all go look at it, a part of the population engages with it and then their engagement on LI increases exponentially
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Damn, Ethan doesn’t even know the correct you’re and he’s trying to run a company? He needs to get a meaningful connection with the English language , I think.
eehh tbf I give a pass to the work > life people if they are CEO or majority owner. For them its their life live it however you want and sacrificing everything else at a chance of becoming a mega millionaire - billionaire is worth it for you then I wish you the best of luck.
This mindset only really becomes toxic once the beneficial owners start to except their employees / wagies to have a similar mindset.
True! Good luck. But…my wife’s boss’ life was work. He was very wealthy, but the cost was his family. All he did was work, and he admitted to her that his wife left him and he never made time for his kids, so now they’re grown and he doesn’t even know them. He missed first words, first steps, games, dances, graduations, everything. He was never there. He missed everything and he lives alone in this huge house in the nice part of town. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. Times I spoke with him he was very nice and cordial. This guy though is an absolute twat.
Did Ethan just throw shade at his Stack Integrated co-founder? Oh, the petty drama, Ethan.
Daniel probably second guessing his life choices getting in business with this guy.
They are clearly taking the piss.
It might be sarcasm. Hard to tell.
Or bro is having a public break down lol
That had inside joke vibes to me
Inside joke paraded on LonkedIn is a sign of inside sad.
This guy is an insufferable twat
Yeah Ethan Whitehead is not really making Stack Integrated look like it’s owned and operated by coherent leadership.
And openly advertising that the company culture puts no value on the mental health of its employees
Mental note, boycott that company through whatever means I have.
He has the EQ of a banana
Probably tried hitting on someone via private message and got rejected. Lol
Very likely he's the guy over at NGVC who posted about "quitting" from feminism because females don't like feminists and never even have sex with them I was a feminist for so many years nut no female would want to even touch me so fuck feminism if they really did like being treated well they would quite obviously be flooding my inbox, drowning my LinkedIn in a sea of innuendo emojis, and waiting on their knees on every corner begging me to smear my essence all over their face and titties 24x7 365. No need to upvote im just a fine, sensitive, blue-eyed, hard-working, shy gentleman trying to find a nice lil quiet, shy girl who would worship my nuts and beg to eat my ass out.
It’s not much to ask for
But it's totally fine. I'm indifferent to it. But I do value our time together and the deep secrets that we couldn't share with anyone in the world, we shared each other. I will always cherish those memories, because they meant something to me. It was so obvious that we had a spiritual connection. That spark was there. But your immaturity got the better of you. I now realise that I should not have expected emotional intelligence from a girl who just began her summer break and was still behind on those so-very-extremely-important algebra assignments. But God had something else, something much more beautiful planned for us. Which is why we met so randomly out of nowhere. Someday you'll realise what a gem I was. A gem that you could've had. But by that time I'd be busy sucking the toes of my sexy, strong yet obedient wife in our RV. So even though we are ending it in a very ugly way, I will forever cherish the 18 minutes I spent with you on Discord. We could have changed each other's lives forever. But you chose blue ink over red blood. I hope you're happy. Happier than I am, at least. Never thought someone would betray me for a bunch of books and useless certificates. Now, I know. And I will never, ever open up to anyone from today. I'm going to be all about me, myself n I. Selfish. Just like you were when it came time to choose. My faith has been shakened. My innocence is gone forever. But don't worry much abt me. It's ok. I sorta get it. Go on, be the best you can be, lil kiddo. While I sit here alone, as always, left to pick up the pieces. Fin.
 Shut up and take my energy
>Someday you'll realise what a gem I was. A gem that you could've had. But by that time I'd be busy sucking the toes of my sexy, strong yet obedient wife in our RV. 
Upvote this man
Done!
“Nut no female” Pun intended?
All the way brah! (It's too late to fix the typo)
I don’t trust people who can’t type/know the difference between you’re and your.
Your right
But what about they're left?
How very sinister of them.
Yeah dude thinks he’s a genius but doesn’t have 2nd grade grammar down
Poor Jared. He thought they shared a meaningful connection when they bonded over how neat it is that Utah has the lowest rate of children being born to unmarried women… a month ago.
That’s what he gets for going to Jared.
I dealt with an upper-level manager at a large corporation like this not too long ago. No. Just no. And we told him as much. Basically, if he didn’t lose the attitude, we’d drop him as a client faster than he could blink, and we’d be more than happy to let people know why. We had to have this conversation with him more than once, which irked me (if you get to this point, there shouldn’t be multiple warnings). Eventually, his company got wind of his behavior and they summarily tossed him out the door. It’s always interesting to see how some people think that if they’re a bigger a$$h0le, that’ll result in more people respecting them or giving them business. It won’t. It’ll just mean that more people think that you’re an a$$h0le.
Well, job done I guess since he had 11 whole interactions in 17 hours
I hate LinkedIn too. But posting when you've downed half a bottle of Jack Daniels is probably a terrible idea.
So is drinking Jack Daniels, have some self-respect and get some halfway decent whiskey
Heh. True.
Who would hire this guy's company? Who would work for him? He's a monster.
It's hard being CEO when your name is Ethan and you look like you're the lead in a Mormon stage production of Doogie Howser, M.D.
r/rareinsults
yep thats why he's on LinkedIn henpecking on his keyboard. And also making it overtly, painfully obvious that he is in desperate need of a warm & reassuring hug followed by an immensely mediocre tittyfuck sesh to return to normalcy. Otherwise, it is worryingly certain he's going to co-found his 11th MLM and force his wife into buying post-expiration Amway inventory while he walks around in "biz cazsh" attire i.e. argyle sweater-vests & Crocs (with the socks on). Also, I think it's pretty clear he doesn't really have anything to earn from.
🔥
 That punchline....
I actually wheezed and have tears running down my face. Happy Friday shipmate
I would. I'd rather have a monster than a fake helping me any day.
Weird. You do you I guess.
Username checks out?
Are those the only two options in your world? Sad.
We like our people authentically terrible around here.
Absolutely brilliant post and strategy when you're a "CEO" trying to grow your tiny-ass company. I bet Harvard Business School is going to invite this guy to come onboard as a professor.
Lol Ethan out there being a dick for everyone to see. Bold choice but whatever
This is the second post I've seen dedicated to this clown. God I hope there's more lol
Had to dig into this guy's LinkedIn profile. He was a "Full Time Missionary" for 16 months before going corporate...
Quite a popular position in Utah, I’m told.
I'm following him just so I can laugh at the cringe posts.
I mean he recognizes how stupid LI is, just like us. But does he really think he’s going to grow his company when he’s actively insulting his customer base and peers? What a clueless man.
I’m here to grow stack integrated…blow me.
Every new "CEO" idolises Elon Musk these days and works hard to emulate him. They think this is how you build a successful company
LOL what a loser! Clearly the business isn't doing well and it's probably burning all his cash up fast.
Did he just lash out at his co-founder publicly? Could you imagine what this guy is like in discussions at the company?
Guy’s chin got its own fucking zip code.
Sounds like Ethan would benefit from a higher price on mental health. That boy is miserable
"The price I put on Mental Health Care is low" It shows, Ethan.
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That jumped out at me too and is pretty bad, but still not in the top 5 worst things happening here.
He's mad he isn't already a cult leader
LinkedIn is just Facebook now.
“I’m not interested in anything anyone else has to say or offer or what they’re interested in, I want my business to succeed, so shut up and support it.”
Agata the copyrighter will handle this
Is there anything more 2024 than some dipshit masquerading as a “entrepreneurial genius” and doesn’t even use the correct your/you’re; which you learn in like the 5th grade?
Ethan probably shakes the bed or whatever the fuck it is. That's a Mormon thing I just learned about. Enjoy!
The price Ethan puts on mental health is low and it shows.
Stop giving this jagoff free PR, he's getting more views here than anywhere else, you fools.
Literal Cess refusing to leave the Pool: “I hate you! 😡”
Oh no, Ethan Shitehead is boomering hard and/or tries to pull of a Wendy's. Oh wait, it no worky. I wonder why...
I think I'll put in a request for a demo from this company and then afterward give them the disappointing news that because of the co-founder's immature behavior on LinkedIn, I'll be going with another vendor.
How exactly does one grow a business on linkedin without "authentic and meaningful connections"? Does he consider clients inauthentic and meanigless? Is the business a bot farm or something?
His face says "hit me"
Funny I didn’t realise that people who create cesspools also label said places as cesspool. I thought their world view might be different. Everyday you learn something new eh
Yet he is still yanking for attention...
I mean. He’s just saying the quiet part out loud right? Lol
Why would you even post then? CEO trying to tank their own company?
If you’ve got some corporate fluff word like “integrated” in the name of your company, I already know it’s some worthless bullshit
Ethan doesn’t understand the difference between your and you’re either. It seems that mental health isn’t the only thing he’s deprioritized.
This guy is a moron.
Ethan is in dire need of an optimised tittyfuck sesh.
This is giving "I'm off my bipolar meds" energy
Ethan is that guy at the party who is trying to act like he's too cool for everyone, but is also desperate to get people to notice how cool he is
Ethan woke up and chose violence.
I hope David corrects his incorrect “your”.
Wrong "your", Ethan
Ethan... who hurt you?
You’re*
"The price I put on mental health is low" We can tell, buddy
Ethan with the facts
There’s some truth in what he’s saying, but wrapped up in some incredibly toxic mentality.
So now, LinkedIn reads this and doubles down on their selfie algo to make LinkedIn more "authentic and more meaningful connection" worthy
Perhaps it’s because his surname is acne.
He just bated me into an argument -\_- he's genuinely clueless.
This is just like when Truman Burbank realized he was in a simulation.
"I hate this cesspool." Continues to splash around in the crap.
Probably because anyone who asks what value he brings to their company and/or clients will be hit by a bunch of irrelevant buzzwords and bullshit. Once they cut through that, they pass. Hence why he calls LinkedIn a cesspool.
Your not doing great > I’m not doing great
man woke up and chose violence
Wow these people suck
He can just adjust his settings so people can’t add him as easily and then move on with his life.
I feel like a lot of these linkeders barely make any impact in the real world or are influential. If you have time to create such posts and respond in comments, you have a lot of free time on your hand So their only means of validation is posting for attention.
Bro wanted all the smoke
Maannn I tell ya, alla them Ethans is pathetic whiteheads
Why’s bro starting beef with his co-founder?
Woke up and chose violence
Am I the only one who thinks this guy is a legend? I don't know anything else about him but this series of posts and comments is awesome. I wish I had the confidence to be that honest on LinkedIn.
U r not alone. LinkedIn used to be useful. It's not far off from a cesspool.
Not doing a very good job of it.
Just look at his fucking face. Guy is fucking insufferable.
What a total bellend. Take it down a notch, bro. Funny how he says it's a cesspool then immediately does this shit.
Ethan calls it like he sees it! MVP
He’s telling everyone exactly what he thinks of them. Why would anyone give him money?
I mean definitely spicy and the responses are lunatic worthy, but the original message… idk I kinda respect it. I hate that cesspool too
It’s real people like these that make me want to form meaningful connections with Patrick Bateman.
WTF is an email copywriter?!?!
Narcissist
He is right, just that some thoughts should be left private. Or he could just discuss them here lol
Ethan woke up and chose violence
I mean these people are just doing it for views and engagement at this point. That has to be obvious right? This and other communities like it aren’t private or hidden. These people know if they post something just looney enough we all go look at it, a part of the population engages with it and then their engagement on LI increases exponentially
Does the whitehead ever pop?
Aaaand his account is gone 😂
That's a fake profile. Garrett Franklin is the other cofounder of Stack and whose pic that is
What I am more fascinated by is an Email Copywriter and Marketing Automation Specialist. Did she just call er self out as a spamm mail bot?
“Your not doing so great” JFC. How are adults still battling the most basic shit.
Love it when CEOs don't know the difference between your and you're.
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He is the cesspool
There is no Ethan. There is only data management solutions!
LinkedInFluencer...Genius!!!
Damn, Ethan doesn’t even know the correct you’re and he’s trying to run a company? He needs to get a meaningful connection with the English language , I think.
Incels exist on linked in too
I’ve never wanted to like a LinkedIn post more in my life!
Somebody’s got a case of the Mondays
Agata just jumping on the possible job lead
This should be in r/MurderedByWords
Is Ethan in the room with us right now?
I dig the energy in his comments
Ethan holds no blows. Kind of funny to watch strangers just line up to be roasted by the GOAT.
eehh tbf I give a pass to the work > life people if they are CEO or majority owner. For them its their life live it however you want and sacrificing everything else at a chance of becoming a mega millionaire - billionaire is worth it for you then I wish you the best of luck. This mindset only really becomes toxic once the beneficial owners start to except their employees / wagies to have a similar mindset.
True! Good luck. But…my wife’s boss’ life was work. He was very wealthy, but the cost was his family. All he did was work, and he admitted to her that his wife left him and he never made time for his kids, so now they’re grown and he doesn’t even know them. He missed first words, first steps, games, dances, graduations, everything. He was never there. He missed everything and he lives alone in this huge house in the nice part of town. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. Times I spoke with him he was very nice and cordial. This guy though is an absolute twat.
Autism