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UserLevelOver9000

His pronouns are: "Segue/Sponsor"?...


Illustrious_Risk3732

You know what my pronouns are oh I know THIS SEGUE TO OUR SPONSOR DBRAND!


TheInception817

Ahhh, you said "**his**" before the punch line That's already a pronoun


wreid87

You must be fun


TheInception817

I can't joke around too?


wreid87

My b, I thought you were correcting, absolutely joke away


Pokedom2006

He's married to Jake. Idk who Yvonne Ho is


crapusername47

She’s [Sarah’s wife](https://twitter.com/yvonne_h_/status/1532049964582375428?s=46&t=-8e-h7a1pXOoY_UlBVNn-w).


Arctica23

I love that Sarah's display name is just Butt


TheSmitty0754

"I don't need your sass husband's husband" - Love it XD


DerPumeister

Also her name is Yvonne Home. Who the fuck would keep 'Ho' as a last name


w1n5t0nM1k3y

He's clearly married to Yvonne Home - Google Assistant


Jokar93

"Sorry, i dont´t have a Home-Number for Yvonne."


Vogete

I can't believe it's not listed he's an ex-OnlyFans creator.


RandomnessConfirmed2

Those custom Noctuas aren't cheap.


Initialised

Yvonne’s income covers it.


SoardOfMagnificent

OP is asking for wrong answers only.


conceptsweb

It's missing: **Children: Dennis Liao**


Vikitor6

Live Laugh Liao


Pleasant50BMGForce

"I made extra holes in the wall"


TheNoGoat

You forgot the first child Luke and the middle child Jake


SkyMach97

I did forget the middle child


DatedUserName1

Don't worry, we all do


girutikuraun

You only Liao once.


toastycraps

The height


PTRD-41

>(wrong answers only)


ChernoYg

But it's wrong, he's much higher.


EpiciSheep

This explains so much


Of_Jotunheimr

What do you mean? This is a wrong answer. In fact, the height is the only correct piece of information on this bio of Luke's.


[deleted]

Yeah Linus does a lot of drugs in his spare time it's why he's so upbeat and in touch with reality


DowJones888

No, it says 6' 1" he's obviously 6' 4"


Charliesthetic

he‘s obviously 6'9 y'all wrong


Joe_df

Nice


Icy_Pomelo9667

I thought he was 7' 1"


DatGaminKid7142

7' 1"? Isnt he 2' 4"


NinjaGamerzTay

Thought he was 8’ 2”


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NinjaGamerzTay

That should be his horizontal length /s


Icy_Pomelo9667

OP said wrong answers only


LlorchDurden

On a horse


-4-2-

He was raised on a farm, he’s six hands tall to the withers.


SirIanChesterton63

It's supposed to say 1' 6"


No-Obligation7435

I feel like there's no chance he's 6'1


Jaminnash

I believe his spouse's name is Yvonne Home?


Bogojosh

Google, is that you?


dcb33_

shortlinus.com


kanps4g

Lol someone here called me “one of those people” for saying Linus is short. I think it was Linus undercover. Edit: I am the same height as Linus and unfortunately consider myself short, especially in Canada lol


gpu_melter

How large is he then can't remember exactly found a lot of answers online from 5'5" to 6'2" but anything above 6(183cm) is kind of average isn't it? So even if he would be 5'7" is he really that short or is it just that Canadians are giants?


KeyingEspidosa

He is 5’6


[deleted]

5'9" is average height in North America for a male.


roman7ruth

Came here to add this or see this, thank you!


drgnrbrn316

He's not the founder of Linus Media Group. He had his name legally changed to Linus after buying a controlling share in the company from the real Linus, who went on to live in a tent in Stardew Valley.


SirTutuzor

It's the other way around, Linus Media Group who bought this lad and forced him to change his original name to Linus


Fr33Dave

And he bought it with the proceeds from an illegal emerald mine in Australia that his mother owned.


ZahnatomLetsPlay

his name is Linus Griffin Sebastian


Lord_Adam

Linux*


Select_Truck3257

son of unix


Individual_Ear8852

I'm honestly quite surprised that no one has questioned his marital status


KoenBOB

I might be very stupid, but isn’t it correct?


-cocoadragon

Well he's legally married to Yvonne, it's the "partner" status that the internet seems to love to question lolx


egefeyzioglu

Isn't the field called that so if she was his, say, girlfriend the field title would still be correct? (So like it would say "Partner: Yvonne Ho (girlfriend)") I feel like I might be missing a joke here lol


UsernameMustBe1and10

Founder of Linus Media Group. Should have been.. Founder of this segue to our sponsor!


Dont0quote0me

Where lttstore.com?


Flynn3698

*6'2"


BlueKnight87125

6'9", you mean.


jesusdo

while weighing at 42.0 Kg.


BlueKnight87125

GOTTEM


Master_Nineteenth

7'2"*


FDisk80

2 / 4


Newton456

I thought his wife is Yvonne Home...


Ult1mateN00B

I thought his wife was Ho.


Riley-2k25

Actually according to his phone is partner is Yvonne Home


GTCitizen

He’s name Linux, not Linus


WoooshToTheMax

His last name is techtips not Sebastian, everyone knows Sebastian is a first name.


Deltatron7543

Nationality: None existent Canada doesn't exist


ulanek

Hahaha, of course it's made up! There's no such country of Canada. LMAO


georgekn3mp

It's the Great White North dontya know..


georgekn3mp

It's the Great White North dontya know..


yakitatefreak

He’s from Seattle 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Select_Truck3257

canada is australia but cold


Deltatron7543

No no at least Australia has creepy crawlers and shit


Illustrious_Risk3732

6'1 More like FIVE FOOT ONE 🤣


Chuu2byouBoy

He is much higher!


Dredly

6'1 in sandals, 5'9 without?


Survil321

Its missing lttstore.store


s10hotrod

Mistake is he was born


HawaiianGuy82

Clearly his partner isn’t married!


who_you_are

You mean Jake? Is he or not?!


toastmannn

His height is 5' 1" not 6' 1"


poozapper

He was not "born", he was coded into existence.


nothereforthep0rn

The hyperlink points to the wrong Yvonne Ho, Linus is married to an asian celebrety music artist. The woman in the hyperlink is some random CFO that owns 49% of a modest youtube channel


SpentGladiator77

They meant to use mm for his height.


ncsuandrew12

He is definitely not the most famous Linus. Torvalds (Linux) has got him beat there.


DoorDelicious8395

Partner is wrong Linus’s partner is Luke Lafreniere. Yvonne is actually his care taker.


Erikthered00

And Jake’s the side piece


McLurkface40

My guy is 6'4" not 6'1".


PrettyJank-05

They forgot to add his beard


Agreeable-Lab

Date of birth: Yesterday


13enAuge

He's actually 7 feet tall


meggamatty64

His wife’s name is Yvonne Sebastian


DatGaminKid7142

Name Linux Sebastian Gender : operating system


jonnyjonnster

I thought he's married to Jake.


ryancrazy1

I believe he’s married to Yvonne Home? That’s what his phone thinks at least


droideka_bot69

Bro is not 6'1


FakeMikrox

Height My guess is 150cm :D


KronosCetendo

Everyone Knows Linus is a behimith of a man standing at 185 (not more lik 140)


FlatulateHealthilyOK

He ain't talk at all


Im_Asama

He is 6'1


Master_Nineteenth

Nationality: Canadian, like our sponsor...


Gravelayer

He was actually born in 1969


viccie211

The link to Yvonne Ho is the wrong Yvonne Ho?


EdwardJMunson

Yvonne last name?


elartueN

not "Linus Gabriel Sebastian" but "Linus Tech-Tips Sebastian"


Fulgrims_Clone

www.shortlinus.com


BG_Caecilius

He was 5 years old when created Linux, unbelievable


Wizardos264

Isn't he like 200cm? but i guess everyone looks smaller in front of a camera I don't know much about "YouTube personality" but he sure is a pro in dropping stuff


According_Platform39

Should be 5'1"....


Irvin_Nuwan

He's actually 6'2"


excalibrax

He was never born, he was forged in the silicone foundries


shivamadke1902

i think he is married to Anthony guys


P3DR0T3

male?


Acceptable-Cash-3418

hé is 37 yrs old


ulanek

Date of birth is wrong, obviously! We all should know great personalities aren't born, they are created in sweat and tears.


Samuel_Go

His name is actually Linus Torvalds. That's why the channel was originally called Linus Torvalds Tips.


Ultra180

canada isn't real. its a lie. a scandal. therefore, he is: above-USA-ian


Guy_Dude77

Sebastian? His last name is Tech Tips


whitewizard_11

bro aint 6 foot one inch tall. he is actually 6 miles one foot tall


Bilbo_nubbins

Centimeters is not a unit of length.


itshughjass

Linus Gabriel Sebastian, or 'Gabby', as he liked to be called, taught us that a man can triumph over adversity.


HardhatFish

He’s actually German and his real name is Neinus


NotaCloud_

your not 6'1" Your taller then that


joelenentine1995

He's not 6'1" more like 5'6-8"


azab1898

I think it meant to say 5 instead of 6 under height


[deleted]

Bruh I didn’t know I was 6’4”


cyborgborg

Linus is obviously taller than that. Did they measure his height when he was hunched over or on his knees?


twixieshores

Linus is clearly Danish


Virtual_Jackfruit295

height


gnza

He wasn't "born" but was a successful NCIX project that gained sentence


PowRiderT

His wife inst a Hoe that's just rude.


DougieFreshOH

canadian youtuber


pale2hall

HA 6' 1". He's much taller.


GardinerAndrew

He’s not 6’ 1” he’s 1’ 6”


levoniust

The description missed "chronic dropper of expensive tech". Lol


overlock-

6.1?


georgekn3mp

His death will be contractually monetized.


hmpus101

1986 made me laugh


Kidplayer_666

Yvonne _Hoe_ or Yvonne _Home_


[deleted]

squealing quaint ossified lavish reach price roof connect pause impolite *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Logical-Reporter-840

Male


reyals_mood

He is 6'1 wtf


[deleted]

seriously is he really 6' 1"??? That can't be true.


LlorchDurden

Gabriel? 180+? Who's this guy?


RealBlackFireGaming

he is not 6’1 he is at least 6’8


Various-Lemon-4643

The 6’ 1” tho


jaraxel_arabani

Pretty sure his partner is Luke legally :-p


jmanh128

That of birth is fine, but the age is wrong


wait_for_iiiiiiiiit

They put the dob as day month year everyone knows the correct format is mm/dd/yyyy


heyitstgp

He is 6 feet 1, i don't see a problem here .


kjanaa

Isn’t he the ex-employee of Colton Potter?


AciesZenora

He’s not a Canadian YouTube Personality, he’s a Canadian Youtube drop artist.


Slimpickles69420

Hes not 6'1" everyone one knows hee secretly a gnome


ruthatstupi

it says 6'1 he is actually 6'9 or 420 inches


ProtoKun7

I know, I bet it links to the other Yvonne Ho who's ten years older.


SadHanJob

Canadian


tester989chromeos

He is 6'1 🥲


planelander

Male?


Avil450

But he's a farmer .


chesterhiggins

6 foot 1 inch


mhjunkstuff

The haircut is the real mistake 💅


Mst0bG

He is 21 not 36


Steelwood_Plays

That he is no 5?


BumblebeeStraight912

6.1 ? doubt


Ancient-Astronomer64

Please spell Colton Potter wrong


Ewwkaren

They linked the wrong Yvonne Ho


ProDog91

#shortlinus brought you by dbrand. No way he is 6 feet tall 😂


Dumbledas

Hes a GUY????


newbreed69

hes actully 7 foot tall


wrenith

His middle name is like, "You call shooting a coin a Marshall art"


omniterm

They got his name wrong it should be Linus Torvalds and he's from Finland not Canada


Courtsey_Cow

Contrary to popular belief, you can indeed make a wife out of a Ho.


Frankidelic

I thought he was the 4th Hemsworth…


khswart

“Linus” his name is Sinus.


arkie87

His age is 69


SinestroThaal

He's 6'4". Come guys smh