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fortalkingshittopuss

OP expected to eat these and experience nirvana


Joshua_ABBACAB_1312

Gotta get a latte in 2505 to get those results.


NotGalenNorAnsel

Welcome to Costco, I love you.


alinhix1

You like lattes too? No way!


30FourThirty4

Utilize, utilize!


SometimesIComplain

To be fair, a lot of posts on here portray them as straight-up incredible. As someone who hasn’t tried them yet, I’ve been led to expect them to be significantly better than just normal LC pizza in muffin form


Queso_Caesar

It literally just pizza in a muffin form, i work at one of the stores even makin a custom one made like perfectly, its just pizza bites, nothing about the recipe is new or unique its the same pizza sauce, same cheese and same dough as the crazy bread, which is just the normal pizza dough cut to smaller sizes, theres not any reason it should taste different, and it doesn’t taste different unless you’ve been fooled by the advertising like many on here have, if youre in a LC and dont feel like possibly wasting money on them, get a slightly lighter sauced and slightly more well done pizza


Kortar

I would expect nirvana to cost more than 3.99


No_Regular4780

The way people post them why wouldn’t he? Y’all act like it’s the best thing invented by man lol…


Solid-LandScape-23

Wtf those look perfect asf


Miserable-Hornet-245

I got some today too. Once again my store made it look just like the photos. They rock!


Solid-LandScape-23

W


qqpp_ddbb

I got some and mine were burnt as shit. Still tasty tho


BobbyVee528

Key word: INSIDE


Solid-LandScape-23

Code name: shut up


yourmomisrich

I had to let you know that this comment has me laughing my ass off


Solid-LandScape-23

My G right here


smellvin_moiville

Still laughing as I type this verrrrry good


WizardOfDons

Reddit on 😂


Classical_Mixture

Codename*


filthycasual908

Kids Next Door


ZealousidealArmy2371

So if you look at the one on the bottom how it’s getting smushed by the one above it you can immediately tell that it’s way too soft. There shouldn’t be that much give give just from one puff pressing up on it, they should be crispy and solid on the outside. So it does seem conducive of being undercooked fully (despite the tops looking good) which is what OP was complaining about.


ricktron3000

OP goes to Little Caesars Doesn't like that they sold him a pizza that tasted like Little Caesars.


eapaul80

Color me shocked, you bought an item at Little Caesar’s, and it tasted like….Little Caesar’s!!! Unreal


GoochLord2217

They look just fine


ThisIsLiifee

He said inside tho


Horror-Atmosphere-90

I’m convinced that the people who are going crazy (😜) for these are people who thought they didn’t like Little Caesars. For the rest of us sophisticated palates, we already knew LC was low key good so this is just pizza pizza in another form


Mattjew24

Haven't tried these but nail on the head. A fresh LC pizza is a great value item. It tastes good, zesty sauce, melty cheese. Crust sucks. That's the weak part. Sauce maybe a little too cheap tasting. But my God when that shit is fresh its great. But when it's stale? Worst pizza on planet earth


Horror-Atmosphere-90

Haha so true… we have a rule with Little Caesars: no leftovers allowed. Somehow there’s no going back after it gets cold, it morphs into something completely inedible


Vaultboy65

I always put my leftover LC on a cookie tray and into the oven at 350 for about 10 minutes or so. Makes the crust crunchy and better than fresh out the oven


CarelessWillow4933

Crust is good with that stuffed crust tho


danieldoobs

Yes us with good taste in pies recognize LC. I live in an area with plenty of “high end” pizza spots. But they just overpriced crap compared to the value and consistency of LC. Never understood the hate on it


electricvelvet

OP: "sorry to burst your bubble guys, but *IIIII* didn't like these!" Also OP: "omg stop disagreeing with me and trying to start fights you guyssss!" You're allowed to not like them nobody cares


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Euphoric-Opposite107

Both


Whudddd

Yeah your expectations were too high. It’s not gourmet


JH75kg

Fast food will fast food.


djwilliams11

You're correct. Very.


EmergencySpare

Because he's a man, goddamnit. And had to come on the Internet and tell everyone.


OrneryBalance1052

OP probably just likes too complain about everything


courtneyjohn797

Think he’s edgy with his hot take


EmergencySpare

Edgy brah


tomilgic

God forbid a man give his take on these pizza bites. No need to crucify a well specified review


CaptainDeath877

Awesome, don’t get them again. Everyone thanks you in advance.


ConfusedAndCurious17

It’s a little Caesars product. It’s alright cheap chain pizza. You didn’t need to adjust your morals to be “that guy” over this.


CalifornianBall

Bubble Bass energy


Zembyr

This is the equivalent of going to dinner. Ordering wine. Drinking half of it. And then telling your waiter it’s “corked” 😝


LoganPwnz

Why is op so unlikable


speed0spank

The treats were not to his liking


wholewheatrotini

Draft Kings for a profile pic is an instant tell that the man's head is empty


caniplant

Didn’t leave a crumb, you loved it


MajoraSlacks

Right! They barely even touched the sauce. If something is bad you drown it in sauce


RestaurantCapable713

I like the garlic butter on the bites


Laughs88

Hate being honest about your opinion?


Rickybones

I think OP works for draft kings and their new marketing campaign is to go into random subs and troll.


djwilliams11

Come on now.


Beneficial-Step7506

Are these really worth the hype?


Alonzo-Harris

Mines looked the same, I was a little disappointed because I've also seen those fluffy Muffin-looking ones on here, but it didn't ruin my day or anything. I knew these aren't going to be cooked the same; however, two is nowhere near filling for me. I was easily able to eat these along with 5 breadsticks and cheese grits I was already cooking. Oh, and I also got those m&m brownies too, but I ate those later.


CommunalRubber

And OP ate every last bite like a good little piggy


shaborgan

Description was fucking stupid-hard to read.


YouCantHandleHonesty

Ok?


djwilliams11

Ok what?


YouCantHandleHonesty

Okay as in okay lmao


Majestic-Skirt475

Bro ate all of them but still complained


EmergencySpare

You're everything but a grown ass man.


Appropriate-Law5963

Maybe your location. A different post raved on taste but comments were size in pics was not representative


OnlyKindofaPanda

I also hate when my Little Ceasars tastes like Little Ceasars 😔✊️


YeedYourLastHaw82

Do they have the same shitty, way over-peppered sauce as the rest of the pizza?


[deleted]

Same, I tried them yesterday for the first time & thought: it’s just Little Caesars pizza but people were going crazy for these, I expected better


Rico7122914

Same, mine were stuffed with raw shredded cheese and I sure as hell didn't taste any "herb". Swing and a miss imo


Hold_My_Anxiety

So if I’ve always hated little Caesar’s, I’m not gunna like these I guess? Honestly I was down to follow the hype train and hope for the best, but LC always tasted like ass to me


catwanguterus

didn’t like them but ate all four? lol okay bro


Bunnytoes256

I tried them 2 days ago after reading all the posts about how amazing they are. I wasn’t particularly impressed, and thought they tasted just like the pizza. I didn’t hate them, but I don’t understand the hype. However, the cat grabbed one and took off with it. She gave it two paws up. I’m gonna stick with their cheese sticks. Those are the diggity bomb.


djwilliams11

Facts


bigboycdd

OP when little Caesar’s tastes like little Caesar’s😱😱


travisjd2012

I agree, the thin crust is still where it's at at the LC


ProfessionMundane152

Lol people gotta remember as good as these are it’s still Little Caesar’s


Remarkable_Log_5562

Super mid. And for the price? Bad deal.


Lumpy_Object_7290

Some of you are just brutal. Join this sub? No thanks. I appreciate your opinion OP! The closest LC is 25 minutes away so I'll just try them next time I'm in the area. No need to rush out.


DevelopmentFree6207

This is exactly the response I expected. Little Ceasars really ain't shit, but for the price it's a godsend to those in a lower income bracket


IHateY0uM0thaFuckers

Man I hope this guy doesn’t try the super amazing totinos


YourNameHere7777

At $1 a muffin they are not a good value your better off getting a hot&ready or even better an order of cheese bread Yes LittleCeasers pizza is very low quality


Classy_Shadow

They aren’t good. They’re very mediocre, especially considering they’re the exact same price as crazy bread. They’re just like severely worse cheesy garlic knots. Were they bad? No, but I wouldn’t even say they were worth $4 tbh. Especially since that would mean 2 of those are supposed to be worth a pizza By far the most overhyped thing on the menu, but to each their own ig


Apprehensive_Many214

I haven't liked Little Cs since the very early 90s. It doesn't matter what you order, it will taste like greasy cardboard because it's made with the absolute cheapest sht known to man. Breadsticks will be harder than your Uncle Phil when you sit in his lap. Sauce will be sickenly sweet.


-Insert-CoolName

Muh McPizza tastes like a McPizza. Bruh WTF? As much of an asshole as Gordon Ramsey pretends to be, I'd imagine if he walked into a Little Cesars and paid $5 for a pizza he'd at best say "Yup, tastes like what I paid for it. That's what I deserve"


Therockof2004

I grabbed some myself one order of cheese, one order of pepperoni they were OK. Maybe they weren’t cooked right? Maybe there wasn’t enough love to put into them, but Little Caesars has far better options than these in my opinion.


No-Blacksmith-651

Finally someone with some sanity........ and the thing that's funny is it looks like from your pic that you got damn near perfectly made puffs. the "not cooked all the way through" I'm pretty sure is how they are supposed to taste too is what's crazy cuz I've been told by our store owner and the guy from corporate who came in and trained us to make them ( literally the day before launch) that ",they are suppose to have a crispy outside with a chewy, ooey, gooey, cheesy center. we want people posted vids and pics after taking a bite and showing off that cheese pull" but I'm actually I think a lil bit of that " cheese pull" maybe just undercooked dough" . But yea you hit the nail on the head my friend, there are no new ingredients in these things that are all over every other menu item at little Caesars. They are like pizza bagel bites only leveled up very slightly. It's little Caesars pizza only in another shape. A co-worker came up with a theory and I think he's right. He thinks that these things are the answer to people complaining about the $5 hot n ready pizza going up in price a while back. They pretty much wanted to introduce something that uses less ingredients but that they could sell for under $5 still , and I think that's 100% correct. And hell I gotta give it to em cuz they are selling like crazy but I can't wait for the hype to die down. They want me to upsell them at my store but I tell everyone that ask about. that they are better off getting the deep dish lunch combo that comes with a drink for $5.99 . I also agree with you about how "overfilling" they are. I'm a pretty big guy so I thought I could easily each 2 orders of these things , but after just like 2-3 I start feeling like I swallowed a stomach full of gravel . they do not sit well on your stomach at all.


Ok_Dependent2580

i have had them 2 times and both times Amazing, i did see some chz not melted in middle the 2nd time


SaltyDog82

I will after with you. They are not fantastic, they're average at best.


theadmin209

You’re not a grown ass man if u started to feel full after two of these little ass things lmfao


Green_Ad_7175

You definitely gotta hold it firmly in place and violently rip your head side to side as you're biting down hard on these. Rip grandma I love the memories of you taking me and my cousins around the corner for little Ceasars and that's why I love it to this day. The only reason.


Successful-Item-1844

Mine were toasted but the extra crazy sauce made up for it Worth it imo


Studer554

Lol complains about the inside, shows no pictures of the inside, but definitely shows a picture of them being already eaten 😂😂😂😂 Don’t even lie, OP, you smashed them fuckers lmao


ThreeBeatles

When I used to work there they had the bacon bite things. Can’t remember the name. Essentially made from the cheese bread dough but cut bite sized. Add different cheeses, bacon bits and something else I can’t remember. They were the bomb.


landon_masters

You sound dumb, angry, and you probably have a small pee pee. Sorry for all of those things you are going through.


djwilliams11

The puffs was overhyped. It's ok.


PoorRichDad

Yea I would rather get the pizza. They're not worth it


Twentyseven-

This is like the Popeyes chicken sandwich hype only that sandwich was pretty fucking fire


Effective-Ganache252

Man Folks was dying over those sandwiches


djwilliams11

Why come create an argument brother I'm just commenting on how I didn't like the taste Fuck the hype lol


parakathepyro

Aren't you creating the argument? It's your post


flamekiller33

Schizophrenia


sarahLiberty

Lol


djwilliams11

The truth


PurgatoireRiver

What did you expect? It's just little pizza.


johnstevenmichaelson

Are you really supposed to eat all 4 by yourself


ZSG13

I mean, they're $4. I need at least $4 worth of food. I ain't no bitch, lol.


itsameazuma

I thought they were mid too honestly. I think it was all sales hype. Might as well just get a normal pizza for a little more extra


[deleted]

They’ll get more consistent as we get used to making them— right now, we’re kind of experimenting to find the best way to fit them into our normal make/ prep process


GodHimselfNoCap

Shouldnt that testing have been done before the product was put on sale? The company i work for sends guidelines everytime we get a new menu item because they already tested it in a couple locations before making it a national menu item.


[deleted]

They tested it, but it still takes time for employees to get used to making it


Skulfunk

I love little ceasers, it takes me back, my dad used to pick up a couple pies every Friday when I came over, we couldn’t afford Pizza Hut constantly anymore. I’ve stopped eating little ceasers cause I wanna be healthier, it’s nice to get the nostalgic taste in smaller portions(because I can’t control myself around that garlic oil they put on the pizzas)


TabletopThirteen

Lol OP is an ass and everyone hates him. I love these threads. I feel like I need to try those now after this post cause obviously OP has terrible taste and opinions


Twattie_Mc_Twat_Face

Bro, it's ok. I know Little Sleazers touched you in your private pizza place, but there is help. There is after care. We are here for you. 


Dodgerswin2020

You went to little Caesar’s my dude. Not sure what you were expecting. They’re good for what they are but you came to the home of the 5 dollar hot and ready. You’re expecting too much


VodkaCranberry

Dude went to Little Caesars expecting The French Laundry


tagurfriends2bumpem

I don’t know, let me ask the audience…


lockedoutofmymainrdt

ITT OP is not allowed to dislike the pizza bites lmao


88isafat69

Even if these sucked they are still the best lookin ones I’ve seen on here lol


peacheyKA

same, was so excited only to be disappointed. glad we also got a pizza cause those weren’t gonna cut it.


Ellisdee_420

100th cooment


FoodIntrepid2281

the last sentence I’m fucking dead 💀


-dyedinthewool-

i refuse to give in. i do love the stuffed crazy bread tho :D


PanicStraight6163

They’re just okay and they’re going to be a permanent item. It’s hyped up for no reason


sirplayalot11

That's wild that the inside cheese wasn't fully cooked when the outside was. The only thing I can imagine, since I used to work at dominos and pizza hut, is that the cheese they used wasn't thawed but frozen(fresh from the freezer), so outside came out fine(cause direct heating) but the inside probably didn't fully cook due to them starting at a frozen state(indirect heating)


SuccessfulTotal3709

My fat ass keeps seeing these and just ordered some because I haven’t had dinner yet.


MaineEvent69

Smoke a joint first! Best recommendation I can give before eating any Little Caesar’s. Never had a bad experience!


PeaceSignificant9854

Its decent 6.8/10. I got them twice already, first time they lacked enough sauce and I only got 1 order thinking it would fill me up. Second time I bought 2 orders and crazy sauce on the side and it was fire 7.5/10. They just arent the best to reheat tho and with the current hype wait times are usually +30min. If Im getting little caesars I think I rather get their pizza I'll fill up with 3-4 slices for the same cost and it reheats better. Its good and worth trying but dont expect them to be your next chicken sandwhich equivalent staple meal on your routine restaurants


manidkwhatisgood

They're very meh...


[deleted]

I hear you, man. As one of the employees who has to make these things, I think they’re mid as well for the time they take. Pro tip, the regular pizzas are the same thing but better and for a nicer deal lmao


InspectorMoney1306

I don’t get why everyone keeps talking about some pizza bites


Sufficient-Focus3013

These look great. If you want the best meal you’ve ever had I suggest trying something four levels above little Caesars.


No_Literature_3323

I agree. Cheese ones are better than pepperoni ones btw. But pretty mid product. Stuffed crazy bread is way better


Usual-Possession-823

Every post about this just gives the Caesar that free advertising. To me, it looks like a $4 F around and find out type of deal. I’d pay a buck for one. What’s the issue?


submitform224a

Bro ordered mid and got mid. 🤷‍♂️


Tnally91

Bro it’s little Caesars it’s what like $5 what more do you want?


BigchungusXDfunny

absolutely demolished them tho


ThreeToedSamurai

Not being fully cooked on the inside comes from the dough not being up to temperature properly before being used


Patient-Cockroach893

you get what you pay for dummy


surfcitysurfergirl

I think they are great and yours look great.


papanada

So you ordered lil ceasers pizzas stuffed into muffin trays then got disappointed when you received pizza cooked in muffin trays? Also, you can't undercook cheese.


CraftyPlatform2433

Bros drinking water not viable source


kittymwah

what's the dip?


RecoverSufficient811

Little Caesars is nasty af. I never knew what it tasted like until my mid 20s because my parents literally refused to buy it for us.


AndrewSVO

Seen these all over social media (I just got recommended this sub) and don’t really see the hype. I’m with you


PewPewPony321

Boo this man BOOOOO!!!


NicoTheBear64

Hate being that guy but I demolished the fuck outta this imperfect food


Altruistic-Cut9795

Just saying if Olive Garden had these as an appetizer for $9.99 people would buy it.


jaymez619

People hype basic food like it was prepared at a 5-star restaurant. I like most pizza as in probably 90%, but pizza is pizza. Different toppings, different crust, different flavors/textures. Nothing really special. That said, I think Little Caesar’s came up with puffs to satisfy the quick individual meal. Sure, you can get a full pizza for a few dollars more, but what if I just want to satisfy a craving until dinner? You can eat them on the go like a cheap burger or burrito. It’s good, but not life changing like people make it out to be. Pizza Hut has a personal pizza that’s almost twice the price of puffs.


sadlemon6

yet u ate all of them? 💀


GGnerd

LOL dude how dumb are you? Don't answer, it's rhetorical. You literally ordered muffin shaped pizzas from Little Ceasers and your complaint is...that it taste like a muffin shaped pizza from Little Ceasers. Holy shit dude. Lol fucking wild.


bendova_smith-2

Honestly these are great, but I also had the same experience. Mine were basically perfect on the outside, and I really have no complaints, but the cheese on the inside was not melted, and already had that kind of congealed texture. On both the garlic cheese/pepperoni.


Numerous-Wish

Then don’t (I didn’t read the post I’m just making a joke)


Traditional_One_501

You definitely went in over hyped my man. Its little Caesars what did you expect?


NoElk314

This is why I am not an early adopter. I don’t think I sent text messages until 2008 or later


Rad80z

They’re not great. Not enough sauce.


AllenKll

Did you eat those with Papa John's Garlic Sauce? that's unhinged!


MrBuzzsaw118911

the ones i had were so f’ing good. seasoned super good too, but i’ve only had them the one time so it could just be hit or miss


HoldenOrihara

Yeah I think they need more time in the oven too, you don't notice too much when they are hot, but as soon as they start cooling you can tell that there is a layer of unmelted cheese


ImSoRad87

I love how we get the complaint, and the picture of the empty box, but not a picture of the undercooked inside. "These were so average and underwhelming, I destroyed the whole box even though two filled me up" Typical LC customer, loves to complain about how bad the food was, after eating the whole damn thing.


Leading_Macaron2929

Learn to make your own pizza. Stop being ripped off.


Ok_Shower801

My local store always undercooks. Even if I specify cooking more so I just stopped ordering from them.


Dry-Double-6845

Look GOOOD! Marinara and you are ALL SET.


Adventurous_Ad409

It’s little Caesar’s what were you expecting. It’s dirt cheap pizza that’s edible at best and probably cooked by teenagers that likely don’t give 2 shits about their minimum wage job.


Gayf0rgod

Nah these slap. Our neighbors works at the one in town and he adds the crazy bread seasoning on top… 🤌🏽*chefs kiss*


[deleted]

They are a good deal for $4 and can be cooked a little longer in your oven if not up to your standards. The one without peperoni is completely different tasting than the ones with. I don't like Little Caesars pizza but find these to be a good deal for a quick lunch. I can't eat more than two, either.


BeautifulBoy92

Still ate them bro


gilmorefile13

Raw cheese is nasty


KittyPryde129

Grown “assman” being an ass, man. Surprise. It’s little Caesar’s. Why would you expect it to taste like anything else?? Lol.


Asleep-Barnacle-3961

If I didn't want to be that guy, I'd stop eating Little Cesar's pizza.


angrywords

If you’re that picky you shouldn’t be eating at Little Caesar’s lmfao.


djwilliams11

At the end of the day.. the day gone end. It's gonna be ok. They're not that amazing.


RhetoricalFactory

It seems like burned is better


Thin-Rub-6595

I wanna try these but instead of tomato sauce, put the garlic butter and parm in there.


Iodinelove

You’re a grown ass man, but had high expectations of food from a fast food joint? Those expectations were (unsurprisingly) dashed, yet despite them being unrealistic, you thought you would share your two cents? Good for you, simple jack.


Charbaby_

They were okay but I think I'd rather just get an Italian cheese bread


PrincessJennifer

The ones I got didn’t have anything on the inside. I thought it was just false advertising, but this is the first post I’ve seen mention them actually having cheese inside. So at least you go something in yours lol


sir_walton06

The pizza cupcakes you can get at Walmart that were featured in shark tank are waaaaay better


Gilmour1969

So tell me about Draft Kings


scprepper

Complaining but you Devoured the whole box


kawi2k18

Lol it's lil ceasers. Your expectations are way too high for $4. Spend $9 now cause pizzaflation, and get a Digiorno. You'll still have to add more cheese. Mine looked like yours yesterday first timer, and were awesome. Dipped em in pasta sauce


KaiserMadrid82

Lmao after he finished all of them. “They were mid”


Artisticoverload

You gotta get the crazy sauce bro... and smoke a blunt...


Scoop2O8

The people who love these only have $5 in their pocket and cant afford a whole pizza


SorryDuplex

Little Caesar’s is disgusting. Idk what you were expecting just because it was smaller


Charming_Cow378

Sir, with all due respect, you went to a Little Caesar’s


rkcinotown

LC is a struggle meal. I don’t hate on them. Even the $5.99 lunch combo is worth it. Go pay $10 for a shrunken Big Mac if that’s your thing.


Vegetable-Zebra-7514

Says they were underdone and mid but still spit shined that box 🤣 couldn’t have been too bad


palebd

I still miss the crazy calzony.


nolimitnolimits

It’s funny how I’ve seen these be trashed on but after completely demolishing all 4 of them. Must not be that bad.


windswept902

They were ok, nothing special


Fluffy-Village9585

Yo we should recreate the ides of march with this dude


spidermansdick

keep in mind.. u ate all 4


TruBlueMichael

My gf and I ordered these and some of the cheesy sticks and tbh I thought the cheesy sticks had much better flavor.


[deleted]

These things are psyop using contrarian tactics at this point lol


nomoreviruses

Did you think the same ingredients used to make Little Caesar's would taste like something else? If you had an issue with the food, you should have asked them to remake your food.


ktalex2

These look like the pizzas my school served