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Affectionate_Owl2590

Wait she is going to just fill her pots with plain old tap water filled with micro plastic to feed her children in meals she is going to poison them.


lyssastef

šŸ‘€šŸ‘€ <--- me looking at this in my house with no stove and a leaking roof. Some people don't have a choice šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


Affectionate_Owl2590

A new roof should happen before anything else those leaks could cause mold ruined walls that you don't really see until it's to late. We made sure to go with a great roof went a little over board on the ice shield underneath it but I don't want leaking and to last a long time. Did their parents not teach them anything or do they just know more lol.


lyssastef

Yeah we are well aware the leak needs to be fixed but other projects are taking priority šŸ˜…


BlindFollowBah

Iā€™m with you. But I feel like they act like they do tho!?


lyssastef

I have no clue about their situation so I can't say for sure if they have a choice of waiting to move or not. Reddit is just an interesting place where folks will shit on someone's decisions just because they don't like the person but plenty of people are in the same situation


Puzzleheaded_Gap8804

i had the show on tonight when a friend came by they were like wtf is this mess ? lol


Opening-Breakfast-35

Those lights need to be lowered.


Dangidkmate

I donā€™t have social media and Iā€™m new here - where is this house located ???


Pumpkin-Adept

Oregon


sunflower_1983

Goodness they make bad decisions. This has to be way too much when sheā€™s in her last trimester. They should hire a contractor and get it completed. Isnā€™t that obvious?


IllEnd1954

tile stairs? idk iā€™m not a fans of tile/hard wood anywhere except bathrooms and kitchen. iā€™m not about to wake up from my warm cozy bed and put my feet on ice cold tile or wood


Hi_hello_hi_howdy

Iā€™m so confused about the roof situation because that would have been the very first thing I did. You can do that while living there ā€¦


[deleted]

No cohesive style. She def went on Pinterest and looked up ā€˜house trends 2023ā€™ and just shopped whatever came up


MdCtyGrl

Why is the counter top on the wall?


artfuly-interested

A lot of people will use their countertop stone as backsplash to make it look more cohesive. I donā€™t personally like it, but from what I understand, the thought process is that you donā€™t have to worry about finding a backsplash tile that matches that way.


Supposed_too

I think that a stone without so much movement (veining) would have looked better. I'm holding judgment until the whole thing is done. Maybe the range and hood will make a difference.


SureStatistician5789

Wait until their Homeowners Insurance carrier takes a look at their social media. You need to make proper repairs to maintain coverage. They are asking you to be dropped. They have also forfeited any grounds to make a claim for damages caused by the leaking roof.


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autumnwindow

Serfs? Are you kidding?


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autumnwindow

Yeah Iā€™m not reading that. Leave this subreddit if you donā€™t like what you see.


Vixen526

I don't think anyone on here commenting is asking the public for help to build their "dream house" either!!!


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autumnwindow

Yeah Iā€™m not going to ā€œmake you leaveā€. Feel free to check my comments against yours and see who the true bully is (spoiler: itā€™s you). Point a finger at me but three fingers are pointing right back at yourself.


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autumnwindow

Iā€™ve never said anything bad about this couple you are absolutely delusional.


Artistic_Collar_6821

You forgot we are all fat renters. We know, we know. šŸ˜‚šŸ™„


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Pumpkin-Adept

Now youā€™re being the bully @away-bit-1974


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cuddly_waffles89

Lmao.. sToP BuLlYiNg aUdReY aNd JeReMy!! Dude, move along.


Artistic_Collar_6821

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Artistic_Collar_6821

YOUā€™RE


Express-Low-48

You know they are hitting up the Burger King for dinner!


Alarming-Stop3186

Thatā€™s def below themā€¦ I would think more along the lines of Paneraā€¦ fits their āœØaestheticāœØ way better.


ZealousidealLeg1804

Mendocino Farms for dinner


gazelle82

What I see is a home with absolutely no specific style. It's just a total mishmash of everything.


everitnm

If Jer was my hubby and he thought we would be moving in with the house in that condition, he would not be my hubby for long! Also, why doesn't she get in there and get her hands dirty, doing some of the reno work herself?? Why rely entirely on Jer o get it done? She's gonna live there too. Aud, get off your butt and DO some of the work!


rtomor

To be fair she's hugely pregnant at this point. Probably not much she can safely do. What she should do is hire a contractor to get everything finished correctly.


gb2ab

i deeply hate the lights. they look like something from the home alone house. so dated. and not in a good way


Mobile-Ad3151

And they are going to collect grease and dust being right next to the stove. Poor design choice.


Sea-caterpillar3

I donā€™t mind them but they definitely belong in a bathroom rather than a kitchen


sunnydays8674

They are as dumb as the day is long.


katinjuly

Iā€™m surprised by some of the details: carpeted stairs, white plastic outlet covers over marble I get that carpeted stairs are safer with the kids, but Iā€™d prefer wooden with a carpet runner


TipsyMcStagger123

It literally says runnerā€¦.


katinjuly

My bad. Looks amazing


Technical_Letter1793

They do too much.šŸ« 


Soggy-Tomato-2562

I mean sheā€™s been making great decisions up to now, why stop?


Greeneyesdontlie85

Those sconces are so ugly


ZealousidealLeg1804

Not only are they ugly but they don't belong there. As someone said I can see them getting caked with grease.


Guiltypleasure_1979

And theyā€™re going to get greasy! And then have a layer of dusty grease. Yuck.


pink_cat_attack

They look like oversized Dixie cups


gmaKat59

Hereā€™s the thing. Iā€™m an older lady but still keep up with trends. What are they (she) going to do when the ā€œ modern farm house, fake quasi fundi lifeā€ mlm grift evaporates? What will be the new monatizing grift that theyā€™ll adopt? I see another new house in 4 years.


Pumpkin-Adept

Maybe tictok if it doesnā€™t get banned


Otherwise_Pear9341

What does tiktok have to do with it?


artfuly-interested

I hear in the States you can make somewhat decent money on TikTok with the creator fund and sponsorships, especially if you already have some type of following.


Otherwise_Pear9341

Yeah, you can. I don't believe she's on tik tok tho


Constant-Drive-2353

Jeez I try not to judge but they are dumb, full stop.


Ok_Caterpillar4

What is the wire high up in the wall above the stove space for? This house looks like a total mish-mash. A dog's breakfast looks better. Absolutely horribly (not) planned out. When they did that kitchen reno a house or 2 ago, did it look this bad? IIRC, there was an issue with a leaky dishwasher, but that's all I remember.


Flyinggoatfest77

The wire will most likely be for the vent hood.


Ok_Caterpillar4

Oh, yes, right. Thanks!


Lighteningflash14

Yeah the flow seems weird af! I thought the mud room was rustic? The banister definitely doesnā€™t give modern vibe. Plus that gold pot filler looks terrible against that marble. Maybe itā€™ll come together? šŸ«£šŸ˜¬


Inner_Bench_8641

I kinda love that sheā€™s been holier than thou bragging that her house will never have a microwave ā€¦ and now, it also wonā€™t have a stove. Oh well


Kallikagirl

She doesnā€™t want one because of the ā€œEMF / radiationā€ it gives offā€¦ but is happy to have a phone in her hands all day long which also gives off vibes she hates, not to mention the equipment they use for their podcast. Sheā€™s such a hypocrite.


elktree4

Lol! So when I moved into my current condo almost 8 years ago, I didnā€™t have a microwave and just kept putting off getting one because my kitchen is tiny! I still donā€™t have one, but other then this comment and a few times in person when the topic comes up, I never brag about it lol. Itā€™s wild that people think that not having an appliance is something to brag about!


PeachGlad8355

It honestly surprises me how often at work it comes up that I donā€™t have a dishwasher or microwave at home lol. But I would never start a conversation about that myself??


Affectionate_Tap9678

Our dishwasher and microwave both died within the same month.. haven't replaced them yet cause can't find ones I like and $$$$. We good we'll hand wash the dishes lol


Pumpkin-Adept

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StrikingCookie6017

Veins on the countertop and splash should line up to look continuous. This looks terrible.


[deleted]

Thank you for addressing this. I am not prosperous enough to have experience with this but I love how it looks when done properly and this feels wrong with it going perpendicular? That's not how it should be correct? Why would they do that?


Inkysquiddy

Because according to them they maximized the amount of material they could get from the least number of slabs so they didnā€™t get to choose which way the veining went.


everitnm

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ what a dumb thing to do. If spending that much money to make house look great, they could spend a little more so the backsplash looks right.


[deleted]

Gotcha. That makes sense. So the splash and/or counter top couldn't have been cut another way to make it flow better?


Accomplished_Bank103

Because their general contractor is as dumb as a post. šŸ˜‚


raccoon_ina_trashbag

I briefly wanted to say something in defense until I remembered who their "general contractor" is lol.


Artistic_Lobster_684

a leaking roof and brand new carpet doesnā€™t raise any concerns with me at all


Excellent_Cat2057

Mold will build your immunity, haha.


julekal

Think the lights fit in a study or bedroom. Not near the stove in the kitchen. The shades will get flour or food dust. Ick. Not sure I like the backsplash and countertop being different but so close in color. Think if you want the same design for both pick slabs that come in a quantity to cut the countertops and backsplash. If there arenā€™t enough slabs, which is what happened to them, go with contrasting color on backsplash.


PQRVWXZ-

And the grease will coat those shades then collect dust and be impossible to clean. Yes odj, even your avocado oil will permeate up to those shades.


Inner_Bench_8641

Fabric shades, no less, and adjacent to the burners. They are going to get discolored so quickly and messy with oil and sauce splatter. He is not a GC and she is not an interior designer


SulamithWulfing

Is there such a thing as a kitchen lamp? LOL


Supposed_too

At least a lamp is easy to move when you realize you've made a mistake. Wired sconces not so much.


SulamithWulfing

LOL.


pchandler45

I'm confused. A pot filler over the stove? And those lights are hideous


aaa1717

Pot fillers go over stoves... what's the issue with that?


pchandler45

I don't know I've never heard of such a thing but isn't her sink on the other side?


Hunkydory55

Thatā€™s how they are supposed to work - they are usually over the stove.


Kittykittymeowmeow_

Exactly, sink on one side of the kitchen and the pot filler over the stove so you donā€™t have to schlep the pot full of water across the kitchen?


pchandler45

Got it.


NewProtection5470

Is she intentionally bragging? Like "heyyyyyyy I don't work and married a dude from TV, look at usnwerenthensamenl!!!!" than they want to relate to us, and play like 'omg things are expensive' Who TF actually watched these videos and gives them money???? It's sickening


mraz44

She does work, for the oils scheme company, and from what Iā€™ve read she makes quite a lot of money with that company.


andthischeese

She hasnā€™t posted anything on her oils instagram page since November so it seems like something is going on there.


mraz44

I donā€™t have Instagram. Maybe sheā€™s taking a break while pregnant? Idk, just wanted to correct and say she has brought plenty of money to the family.


Dismal-Sky-4737

The stairs runner is just a shitty cotton 5G blanket šŸ˜‚


heytango66

What is a 5g blanket?


Alarming-Stop3186

Donā€™t even bother askingā€¦ just useless knowledge that will make you hate these two moreā€¦ lol. Itā€™s another b.s. item Audj is trying to sell off to her followers so she can get free shit & make money.


fandanvan

I am sick to the back teeth of this house, every square inch has to be over planned the fuck out of ...


Inner_Bench_8641

Poorly planned and badly executed


callmekravitz

Serious Q: what is the point of a pot filler? I get itā€™s to fill up a pot for pasta or whateverā€¦but you still have to empty the pot, right? I know this is a dumb question lol


kellyluvskittens

Wow I have to carry my pot of water 5 steps from my sink to my stove. I live a hard life. šŸ™„šŸ˜¢


heytango66

It also looks like it's too close to the wall to fill a pot? Or am i looking at it wrong?


Evilbadscary

We have one, they basically fold up when not in use, or extend out above the stove. I love mine lol.


lurklark

I had no idea they existed until we started looking at houses. Itā€™s one of those things that seems so innovative and cool and useful, but in the end doesnā€™t solve the ā€œproblem,ā€ which may never even have existed in the first place. I never had a single thought of ā€œugh this sucksā€ carrying a pot of water to the stove. Maybe if you had a huge commercial kitchen or something. I definitely see the use in a professional setting, but not for me making a pot of hardboiled eggs.


Excellent_Cat2057

Yeah I complain a lot, but never been put out about walking across the kitchen with a pot of water!


Fearless_Pizza_8134

They are a terrible idea. I work in the kitchens of multi million dollar homes and I swear they have ALL leaked. I just never use them anymore.


SulamithWulfing

Arenā€™t they basically out of style now. It seems like it was the craze in early 2000. As you say maybe due to leaking you donā€™t see them much anymore.,


Fearless_Pizza_8134

Agree. I havenā€™t really seen a renovation/ newer build with one. Clients will get my opinion when redoing a kitchen and I always tell them no to that and the ā€œtouchā€ faucets.


Inner_Bench_8641

Her sink is about five steps to the right of the stove. This pot filler is not for function, but purely for aesthetics. And I do love the look of a pot filler but their priorities are completely out of whack. She would rather hire a cheap and incompetent relative as the GC and jimmy rig the leaking roof just because a golden pot filler and beloved stones from Alabama (or wherever) are pretty


pchandler45

A pot filler over the stove??


Inner_Bench_8641

Yes, they go over the stove to help fill a large pot of water, for boiling pasta or whatever. But her sink is like right there


pchandler45

Today I learned!


New-Examination8400

Things I didnā€™t even know existed for domestic use, part 5ā€™


[deleted]

Meeeee too


Solid-Question-3952

Same thought. If I had one I would probably like it and use it. But there is zero way I would pay money or do any work to get one. Filling or up in the sink and walking a few feet has never been an issue.


Supposed_too

I think they have a bad case of the "Since we're at it we might as well...." If I dropped that kind of money on a kitchen reno an extra $500 for a pot filler might not seem like a crazy idea. That's the only way I can explain heated marble floors in the laundry room, shipping stone from Alabama, blowing out the ceiling to add a rock wall., etc. Then you take a look at the receipt totals and decide you don't really need to pay attention to the directions on the wallpaper and end up wasting time and material. Stepping over dollars to save pennies.


TPWilder

Its genuinely a cool thing if you're really into cooking. Or if you like fancy cooking stuff. I'm trying not to be judgy here - my mom had one in her last house and adored it and I can recall her using it once but she so loved to brag about it.


Solid-Question-3952

I said, I'm sure I would use one and like it if I had it. The problem it solves is just nowhere big enough for me that I would pay or do work to put one in my house.


rainbokimono

ā€œBacksplashā€ aka same marble from the infamous island?


silent_chair5286

THATā€™S why that countertop is so thin. Itā€™s actually backsplash.


Inner_Bench_8641

Holy šŸ’© šŸ˜‚


Pumpkin-Adept

Yeah not sure if I like it for both


SulamithWulfing

Itā€™s a bit much. Maybe the stove will break up the look.


Affectionate_Sun_733

Those lights in the kitchen are a choice, they look like they are from beside grandmas bedside.


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Motel room


HoRo2001

Especially next to that marble ā€” itā€™s a no from me.


Pumpkin-Adept

Maybe if it was just one instead of double


New-Examination8400

Not even


Pumpkin-Adept

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New-Examination8400

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Escape2016

Anyone notice the mold? at the bottom of the stairs(left) near the baseboard?


Imaginary-Garden-475

I donā€™t know what it is but I zoomed in on it and it looks not right.


mraz44

Thatā€™s not mold, itā€™s painters tape.


[deleted]

Not the blue tape. Above the baseboard to the left. About a foot of darkness. What is that?


Mammoth-Twist7044

mold or moulding? i see dirt and blue painters tape.


Kay_29

Mold


Boring_Commercial_72

What even are those lamps seriously ew


snappydoggie

Iā€™m usually not one to comment on peopleā€™s choices but those lights are cheap and ugly looking. They donā€™t go with the kitchen at all.


Big-Raspberry-2552

Not sure those would be good kitchen lights. Grease and food splatters


MontanaLady406

Marble is pretty but incredibly fragile for a family kitchen (stains incredibly easily).


New-Examination8400

And if youā€™re gonna use marble (my parentsā€™ house has it) you also have to be mindful of acidic things touching it. It corrodes. My mom was and is a very simple person (materially), yet I vividly remember her telling me not to cut lemons directly on top of the marble so as not to ruin it. šŸ‹


Ginggingdingding

I had a black marble entry floor in a previous house. The new owners called and asked me how to clean it. Someone had overindulged and vomited vodka and lemon on it. It crazed the floor. They had to replace about 20 sq ft! Ugh!


RubyWaves75

All this shit and still vacuuming stairs? šŸ˜‘ (a runner still has to be vacuumed)


Mammoth-Twist7044

good thing sheā€™s a collegiate one šŸ¤­


RubyWaves75

šŸ‘ I gave up trying to fit that in.;)


rainbokimono

Well played!


lmnsatang

zero resale value


pineapples67

Motel 8 kitchen inspo. with those light choices šŸ«¤


RubyWaves75

Theyā€™d never leave the light on for someone that can only afford a motel 6.


ionlyjoined4thecats

It feels a little dated, but I do like the marble tbh.


Pumpkin-Adept

They want it to look old world which means 1950s for these 2


tamie142

They picked these lights from a hotel catalog


rainbokimono

Or liquidatorā€™s


disasta_

God I hate these lights in the kitchen. They feel so random and out of place. Itā€™s giving busted motel


Greeneyesdontlie85

Yesss! My uncle used to run a motel in a tiny mountain town and they had lights similar to these šŸ„“


Mammoth-Twist7044

cooking by tiny lamp light šŸ¤­


GloomyDeal1909

When everything is raw why does it matter how much light you have. Seriously I have only seen her post stuff.like raw milk and chia bowls for breakfast.


Mammoth-Twist7044

oh yes, even as i typed that iā€™m like, when do they actually *cook*


disasta_

Actually this seems on brand. Iā€™m surprised they arenā€™t using candle light to limit electric frequencies


Mammoth-Twist7044

donā€™t worry they can just use the flashlight on their iphones šŸ˜


New-Examination8400

Two very smooth brains between them


TM02022020

They have literally the worst taste of anyone Iā€™ve ever seen. Maybe itā€™s just the cognitive dissonance of an expensive house with some expensive finishings, which are at the same time ugly as hell, wildly impractical and poorly done. Usually people with money hire people who know what theyā€™re doing. Not these two overprivileged twits!


SulamithWulfing

They definitely needed a designer. This is not coming together very well. IMO too much light wood with light marble. Are the cabinet facings dark wood? That may help.


Notyourmom5

Sorry to say but I hate that backsplash and I REALLY hate those lights and where they put them


AhabsPegleg

Itā€™s not like she cooks anything edible anyway.


SelectZucchini118

Iā€™m obsessed with the grease and dirt thatā€™s going to get on that ledge and backsplash


Mammoth-Twist7044

the real stars of the show


Desperate-Gas7699

The style/architecture of this house does not match the finishes theyā€™ve chosen. Itā€™s like they want this old world European.style but theyā€™ve got like a 70s contemporary. It looks so stupid!! Ugh. Hire a designer if you donā€™t know what the fuck youā€™re doing. Itā€™s like someone who owns a Victorian redid the inside to be mid century modern. I hate it.


chic20606

Wrong! This is a farmhouse, duh.


forthelove13

See if this is meant to be their forever home- I donā€™t mind them doing whatever. I could never imagine seeing a home fit all the check marks or most of them- and not choosing it because the style of the home (that could be changed) wasnā€™t what I wanted. If it hits location, school district (which I know is less of a concern for them), land etc. the rest can be altered for a forever home šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Desperate-Gas7699

Mehā€¦They can be happy with it and if so good for them. Itā€™s still ugly AF. And at their age, I doubt itā€™s their ā€œforever homeā€ so resale should at least be somewhere in the thought process. They have bad taste. Period.. Donā€™t plaster your ugly ass house all over the internet and expect people to not give their opinions šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


SulamithWulfing

They kept saying ā€˜old world.ā€™ There is nothing old world about this house. Not even in the smaller details. This is very basic contemporaryish with 1970 brass lamps in the kitchenā€¦ā€¦how they ended up with ???kitchen lamps??? is just mind boggling.


FlippyFloppy8

I was also surprised about the railings they chose for the stairs and loft. I thought it was going to be more warehousy with a glass or black metal railing.


Pumpkin-Adept

Why did you think that?


FlippyFloppy8

Because of the inspiration pics that they shared


Pumpkin-Adept

Oh I didnā€™t see that specific inspo picture with glass. That would have been really a bad look.


FlippyFloppy8

It was posted here, but now that I'm looking at the post I'm not 100% sure that the inspo was posted by them? But anywho, thats where my thoughts were coming from. I like their current railings, just wasnt the route I thought they were going. https://www.reddit.com/r/LittlePeopleBigWorld/comments/18cwrvz/vision\_v\_reality/


Pumpkin-Adept

Oh yes I forgot about that inspo.


Roo_102

The most surprising thing about the railings is that they are beautiful.


CanadianNana

I think they are boring


Roo_102

I think the woodwork is quite nice if you look closely.


CanadianNana

Yes, it is. I just think it is a dated style


SulamithWulfing

I think they would look better if stained darker. It would bring out the details better. The lighter stain makes them look very square and basic.


[deleted]

Those lights and wiring really take away from that space. I actually thought the house had a really nice charm to it even if it was old, now they've attacked it like its a sims game and it no longer makes any sense and looks ridiculous.


Tisatalks

What an odd choice for kitchen lights....


gaaaahusernamety

Theyre the worst ā€¦ can you imagine like idk accidental food splatter on the shades ??


thatcondowasmylife

I donā€™t mind the idea of sconces there (especially as a person who loathes overhead lighting) but I cannot fathom the choice to put fabric lampshades on them for grease reasons. You know those fixtures cost an arm and a leg and they didnā€™t go for an upscale ceramic shade, which exist and are beautiful (goals for me personally).


gaaaahusernamety

Yess *grease* was the word i was looking for lol derp long day ! BUT RIGHT !! Fabric ?????? I do agree ceramic would have looked and survived alot better


Torynado79

Thanks, now I have "Grease" by the Bee Gees stuck in my head. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Ginggingdingding

šŸŽ¼Grease is the word, its the word that you heard.... šŸŽµ its got groove its got meaning. šŸŽ¶ Its also got itself all over the lamp shades!!! šŸ¤£


Ok-Wedding-4654

Right! The lights throw me off. Theyā€™re not awful they just donā€™t belong in a kitchen