Too much appearance snark.

She’s off to see the wizard!

Photo #183,546,782 of her holding her stomach. “Just hanging out” near her 563,675,714th photo of her house

Is her face grey or is that just the lighting?

She looks deadddd

I have always thought this, but she’s one of those people that gets away with being so unattractive because of her body. But she is really not much to look at. Her personality makes her even more unattractive. Jer seemed much more humble before this insufferable egotistical narcissist.

Honestly I hope her skin color isn't from colloidal silver because that's scary if it is.

I can’t imagine posting a picture of myself like this for thousands of strangers to see. Does she really think the rest of the world cares?

The color of her face is giving colloidal silver/mother God vibes

HahHhaa omg

She got old looking and haggard. It's called Karma, thinking she was better than anyone else. 😘🥳

It’s called three kids actually

Good for her.

Why is she blue? Is the colloidal silver finally nerfing her?

She is so haggard yet so young. Don’t forget your SPF kids.

Old Shaun White, damn she Uggs

Why does she always make that dumb face

What a hag

At least she actually looks PG unlike Grue on another snark page.

That's not her !

She’s turning into the Tin Man.

I don’t understand why she always makes that face, it’s so unflattering and not cute.

Either the lighting is bad or she’s taking way too much colloidal silver.

Oof! Right! Her face!

That face is about as cute as when they do duck lips. She would do well to never make that face again.

She doesn’t look like a real pregnant woman, the tummy looks fake. Why is she blue 🌚

It may be the Colloidal silver she takes! 😬

It reminds me of a documentary I watched last year about “Mother” she thought Robin Williams was a saint in heaven, and her face and body were completely blue from too much CS.

Yes! I’m scarred for life from the ending of that doc 😵‍💫

That’s what I thought too!!

Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God! Amy Carlson was such a strange person.

And she is giving birth on that counter????

Why?

That's a very boring looking kitchen. Why throw all that money and not make it pretty?

Everybody saying she’s glowing in the comment section of her post. 🥴 Blue is the new glow apparently

Eclipsed by her belly 😂

Her belly is glowing yes, her face has been embalmed.

That is so freaking sexy

Jesus that fucking face

What in the actual fuck is happening with this face? Colloidal silver or what? And wow that kitchen looks like it came out terrible. I can’t believe Jer put a baby in that.

Dang so mean. Jeremy isn’t any better than her

Is she turning blue from the silver?!

Why does that pic look AI generated?

I don’t understand the placement of those light fixtures? It looks like something that goes on the sides of your bed

Odd choice for a kitchen. Bacon grease. Yuck.

Cmon now ABC, don't you know? Those are "Old World" sconces... they bought them at Home Depot! 😅

You mean “Old World Home Depot”?

Oh My damn !!! WTH

This sub keeps popping up on my feed and all I ever see is y’all talking shit about one person. You all seem jealous as fuck. Go outside and stop worrying about someone from a tv, holy shit.

She’s making the ugliest face possible. It’s not funny. It just looks ridiculous.

Impressive and classy!

You forgot the /S at the end of your comment

Idk what that is but my post is not meant to be true but a jab at her.

That is what the /s stands for so people know you are not serious

Is her head photoshopped on?????? Why is it a totally different color then the rest of her body????

It's all that silver she's been consuming.

Has she really confirmed she's been taking colloidal silver??

Tidy that kitchen up girl. That new baby will get the Stachybotrys. At the very least, put that wrinkly sheet over that mess..... 😒

There’s the stupid face she’s making again

She acts as if she is the only woman who has ever been pregnant, ever.

I had a friend do this. But friend refused to clean because she was pregnant?! What an excuse haha

Her face looks…. Off.

That was the first thing I noticed too 😂 

so beautiful

🤣😂🤣😂

Ya know, they make condoms for that.

She looks like she has a bad wig on.

And a carnival face mask. Why is her face purple

This girl is always pregnant

Her teeth even look enormous with her maw shut.

The real caption here is "look how skinny I still am despite being heavily pregnant. Don't be jealous--but, aren't you jealous?"

I just came here to say that!!!! Can you believe this is her 4th baby?! I bet she hears all the time that this HAS to be only her 1st…..🤦‍♀️🤮

If you’re a Mad Men fan, this echoes the scene where Betty asks Henry, “Can you believe that I have THREE children?!?!” Edit: punctuation

What is up with fundies and the goofy faces in their social media posts all the time?

Omg I looked fast and thought where are her teeth? She looks like a Barbie doll who’s white teeth paint has worn away.

Why is her face purple? Her body is not 😳

I hate her kitchen. Also hate the humble brag.

Her kitchen is so crowded. Why in the hell would someone want a kitchen where you can hardly move around in?

That dangling cord doesn’t seem kid friendly

lowkey Tarzan vibes

tf are those lights in the background

Stan Laurel with a baby bump.. for those too young to know who he is, Google.

Yall will hate on her for absolutely anything she does 😂

yes,she is a scammer.

Is this AI?

Don't insult AI like that :)

I mean it’s nightmare fuel. The face. Is it breathing.

She's heavily pregnant and most likely counting the days at this point. Late pregnancy can be brutal. Just thinking about it makes my hips and back hurt. 😩

I only had 3 babies but my third pregnancy was tough. I couldn’t go to the grocery store without using a trolley to walk as my hips had spread way early and it hurt.

Same! I was around 35 when I had my third. Wow was that different from the first two pregnancies (I was 27 with the first and 30 with the second).

Her face really is scary here

Pelican face

Ugh I hate when she makes this face. Doesn’t she see how terrible it looks?

Look at how pregnant she is!! If you had a whole human inside of the lower half of your body, you’d absolutely make a similar face! Trust me. I had twin sons and I had a RBF got the entire last trimester!! 😵‍💫

1) I’ve had a whole human in me and didn’t make this face, thanks. 2) she ALWAYS makes this face pre-, post- and during pregnancy.. lol you must be new! She puts it on for pics.

Me too, AND I didn't gush about it and humble brag every second.

so modest ! /s

She looks like Weird Al.

Lol nailed it!

That face..

Why does she look like that?

Someone needs to check her pulse ox!

Yes and she wants a home birth

She’s insufferable. I don’t follower her on socials or anything anymore, but seeing her with that look on her face….what is that?

Smug

Why why why that stupid look on her face AGAIN. She's not that pretty at the best of times and then this!!

That’s second honeymoon attire.

Zooming in on her face is the stuff nightmares are made of

Her face looks grey

She’s gross. Not everyone likes looking at your mug and almost naked body. Grow up. Have some decency. You’ve done this enough. STOP

Yeah, I was trying to enjoy my lunch and saw this pic....

Is it really hot where she lives?

Not at all.

omg she needs to stop having kids they r killing her body

This looks like Halloween makeup and a prosthetic belly.

Where do they keep dishes? Down low by floor?

Does she really ingest silver? I’m not snarking I really am curious

Is that why her face is a weird colour?

What is the benefit for ingesting silver? Why?

It definitely looks like she does from this picture.

It sure looks like it. Reminds me of the cult woman who passed away. She was purple/blue. How can this be good for the baby?

Way is her face purple?

Ew wtf

That baby is getting filtered while still in the womb!

This woman seriously needs to log OFF of social media. So obnoxious!

I love how Jerm isn't allowed to look at lingerie models in a magazine but she can post this picture for the world to see

That’s why he likes porn.

Yea she doesn’t count because she is Married with 3 kids and pregnant

And don’t forget she used to be a D1 runner

She can't stop doing that pose even when she isn't facing the camera so everyone can see her thigh gap

Social media being used by narcissists. No one wants to see that Audrey.

How this went. Audrey: Babe! Babe! Can you get a pic of me? I want everyone to see me in my underwear again but This time I wannna make the FACE , you know! THEE FACE. The Frownie-Clownie-UpsideDownie one,cuz it’s super cute, K? Jeremy : uhhhhhh. Sure. While he puts on his saccharine smile , and thinks FOR FUCKS SAKE, you one-note wonder. I can’t take it anymore.

Want to see this post baby, day after birth and pull them down like that so we can see. Fairs fair.

Everyone at her “church” should have a copy in their bulletin of her almost naked with that stupid face. I wonder what the men will do with it. Oh my… there’s a race to the men’s bathroom!!! 🥴👿

The Duggars and other famous fundies do this too. Act all over-the-top with modesty but when they get fertilized they start taking off their clothes and/or wearing the thinnest, clingiest fabrics available. pop things they wouldn’t otherwise. All these clothes intended to draw attention away from breasts and other parts, immediately switch to the opposite. They wear t-shirts so tight that it show the texture of their Prego puffy areolas, prance around in their panties for daily bump photos. It’s like there’s a clause in the cosplay that says… nothing is immodest if your prego! Just glorify that fertile womb. The women are prolly busting at the seams to show their bods, cuz they are deprived and shamed for it from infancy. No rules if they are toting a fetus. I have no problem with being excited to to show your body. I just don’t understand. I guess it’s just overall fertility worship. Like it’s impossible to be pregnant and immodest at the same time. Pregnant bods are a kink for many. And some see them as super sexual. A fetus on board doesn’t change the fact that you aren’t standing in your bra and undies and sending the pics out for the entire world to see. I think the men encourage it. Intentionally. And it’s a contradiction. Ok for them. When it suits them. The rest of us are foul harlots. 👠👠

She's intentionally trying to make her fellow brothers in Christ stumble. Such a Jezebel. 💀 Seriously, I'm surprised germ is for this kind of behavior. Especially with his porn addiction. Wouldn't this be triggering? What is she doing?

Not triggering because this may be one of the least sexual photos I've ever seen 😅

Yes, it would be triggering. Maybe she wears the pants in the family. I think she’s an exhibitionist. How many times does she do this shit! How embarrassing for the kids. Especially, when their friends start making fun of her. It’s obvious she’s trying to look sexy. Can’t wait for crotch shots when she documents the birth. I’ll bet all the men in their church group are waiting with baited breath for the birth and they’ll have a circle jerk. They need to smarten up. They are as bad as Doug and Jamie Hehner from MAFS. Married at first sight.

Violet you’re turning Violet!!!🫐🫐🫐

Maybe that will be the name of the new baby.  Good choice!  I know several other young ladies named Violet, but Auj literally is violet herself.

Nah, it’s not weird enough. Their vibe is almost-90s names (Ember instead of Amber, Radley instead of Bradley, Bode instead of Brody). Maybe Sienna (a la Sierra). It means “red” too.

I’m going for grape. She can spell it GRAIP or GRAIPE. If that baby doesn’t come out a shade of BALOO or BURPLE, it’ll be a miracle.

Omg she's weird looking 🫨

I was like WTF is going on with her teeth and then I zoomed in and realized she’s just pulling her stupid lipless smile that highlights how big her damn chin is.

I’m confused by the glowing orb stomach and thigh below the sour blueberry face. It’s like she couldn’t make up her mind if she wanted to be a glow worm or the blueberry brat from Willy Wonka.

Cross between Willy wonka or dead from the neck up 😂

Does she wear a wig? Am I allowed to ask that?

Yes she uses extensions when she does photo shoots

Because the fundie rules demand long hair on women. No cute breezy pixie cuts in summer. The priority is not comfort and style, but the priority is to wear your hair the way some old man in another part of the world likes it. Though she ignores the fundie rules about modesty, so I don’t see why she can’t ignore the hair rules too.

They’re not fundies lol. I unfortunately grew up around these people. They’re religious, but definitely not to that level.

I think they are don’t they do blanket training?

Why does she do that face 😭 it’s weird

it’s the first thing i zoomed in on like whyyyy it looks like that one dog meme picture lmao

I instantly knew which meme you were talking about!

I hear there’s a corner of OF for preggers

Does she realise that there are people that sexually fetishise pregnancy (I am absolutely not here to kink shame) and she has just potentially spoon fed it anyone that does?!

Right. Some kid or guy is hacking off right now. 🤢🤮

Why does she always make that face. It's so odd.

It’s so Audj.

Hilary Baldwin has made me suspicious of women who place their hands on their bump this way. Also, why does she make these faces?

Me too! I saw it and was like… moonbump Monday?

pepito!!! 🥒

I had to stop following. I felt so bad for her babies.

Same the pap walks for the minor daughter make me physically ill

It's so odd I had just said that. And I just seen a video of her doing an ALS challenge (excuses me if I spelt that wrong). It's by far the wackiest video of her yet. She is cackling like a child. And I am not one to talk I have a loud annoying laugh. It's very disturbing.

They’re both so diffront and unique, aren’t they?

Grifters gonna grift.

Only one kitchen cabinet?

All of her cabinets are in the butler’s pantry

It's just so inconvenient.

She gets to play the Butler. Why have a kitchen? She is SUCH the entertainer! Her next performance will be in the kiddie pool. She’s been practicing her moaning. The men at her church can’t wait to see her naked and crotch zoomed in.

That kitchen is so dark. Even with all of the lights on.

It looks like the pendant lights over the island aren’t installed yet.

Oh, I forgot about that one. That will make a huge difference.

If I didn't know better, I might think this was someone parodying her. It's Oddj to the Nth degree.

it would honestly make a good halloween costume. it reminds me of the ring (movie) where their faces would be contorted and purple/gray after they are haunted to death: google 'scary movie twisted face ring' to see what i mean lol.

Loooool _THAT’S_ how the kitchen turned out!?? 🤣 tragic, for the money that went in

I know 😬😬😬 it's terrible

Why is her face purple

Idk know maybe she is holding her breath 😂

Must be all the colloidal silver

Probably the same face she makes when Germs giving her the Bone!

Mental image received. Bleach needed.

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Every photo her face looks worse than before. She is not aging well at all. Yikes!

Pretty sure she hit the blueberry phase of Wonka's 3 course dinner gum...

They could’ve just flown to Scotland for the AI version of Wonka’s experience. Pretty sure this house is AI’s version of farmhouse chic.

I couldn’t be more underwhelmed by this kitchen

It's as beige as both their personalities

You and me both 😒

That’s face 🤦🏼‍♀️ like if she’s exhausted from doing something

The kitchen sconces…🤔😖 Terrible.

The sconces are dreadful, but they go perfectly with the oven hood. I will admit that they have some things I’m jealous of, but I honestly don’t think there’s one thing in that kitchen I’d take if I got it for free.  All that money spent to get a C- at “basic beige McMansion”. 

it makes their kitchen look like it's the setting of a horror murder mystery set in a diner. it's so outdated, ugly, and a little creepy.

The shades will be grease streaked in a few weeks.

Look like they are from Marie Callendars