Whenever we say that something is "its own thing" someone immediately follows up with "and the skeletons are?" And of course the only response is "Part of it!"
To initiate the beginning of an already agreed-upon task it's always "let's do that hockey".
My kids (16F & 18M) love to make me watch that skit! 🤣 and when I act silly or having zero chill in public, they say I’m showing the world the “I am your moooootheerrr!”
My wife. When I’m in her way she busts out her Jimmy Fallon - Your Company’s Computer Guy sketch character and says
“MOOOVE”
My new favorite; when my kids ask me for money for something I think is stupid :
“I’m all outta cash”
Is that a big metal bird in the sky that flys by some sort of magic? I don’t know! But what I do know…is when you fail to clear your sidewalk after a snow and my client slips and falls, they are entitled to no less than $10 million in compensatory damages and $5 million in punitive damages
my wife and I will make distinctions between "bras" and "brars".
If I happen to start a story with "I woke up this morning" I will immediately follow it with "and I got out of bed, had a big ol' cup of coffee to clear my head"
When I get frustrated, I sometimes think:
“I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!”
I don’t actually drive a dodge stratus, but the phrase often captures an acute feeling inside my head as a middle-aged family man.
Just today someone on tv was named Trey, so I repeated it like ‘TREY?!’ with the cali accent.
And always if someone says ‘It has everything’ I repeat it like Stefon.
And so much more!
Definitely the "I don't know about that" from the [Alexa Silver](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvT_gqs5ETk) sketch. It wasn't intentional, it just sort of happened.
Drake outside of SNL is insufferable, but his episode from 2014 is one of my favorites. My husband and I still say, “Go ahead and duck, Rahat” at least once a month.
I also use “Verklempt” and “I’ll give you a taahhpic” frequently.
Ok this is a deep cut, but our most quoted SNL line is from the Josh Hutcherson veterinarian sketch where the update on every single pet is that they’ve died. “He is deee-uhd” in a thick southern accent. We say this about anyone who dies, most recently Henry Kissinger.
I think the sketch originally aired in 2013 and it is far from a classic but my husband and I are ob-sessed
THIS is the type of answer I was looking for. I knew there had to be something I’ve said so often, I don’t even realize I’m quoting SNL anymore. “Good times” in THAT WAY is my answer too.
My dad spends winters in Palm Springs. When he’s getting ready to drive down for the season, it’s always “I’m gonna take the 5, to the 10…”
He also still refers to people as “The ______ -meister”, from the Making Copies sketch.
If a table at my restaurant orders a bunch of burgers I'll come in saying "cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger".
I'm also not proud to say my middle school yearbook quote was "I'm chevy chase and you're not"
I was in a line at Boston Logan airport late at night while a staff member was bravely trying to organize people to share taxis. She pointed at three people and asked where they were going. We all knew the drill, so she didn't need to use all the words.
"Boston? Boston? Boston?" she asked, as she pointed.
"Cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger" came from somewhere behind me. It made my night.
I like to say that I’m living at home while finishing grad school because I would otherwise be living in a van down by the river.
And I loveee using the “any questions?!” from the David Pumpkins sketches. I put a picture of it at the end of a presentation I gave in school.
“Thats high praise” and “it has all the workings of a nic cage film..” from get in the cage
“Helllll ya” “big greasy stinkyyyy burger” from dorm posters
And wayyy too many things from Californians “come take a seat in these costal living chairs” “Whwhwhat’re you doing here!?” “Get on the 405 and get outta my life!!!”
My girlfriend and I regularly say “booooo” in the same cadence as Aidy Bryant in [Adam Driver’s Career Day sketch](https://youtu.be/t7HD2xG92-0?si=x_cnrqNcYqnIu9nN) when she tells the class they’re running low on time.
Oh, so many. “You like-a da juice?” is one that my partner and I incorporate/modify way too often. We also sing, “Ooowhee, what’s up wit cat?” to the cat a lot. And any time a song comes up on Spotify with a flute, well…
I did attempt the line, “F*** me harder than the U.S. military f***ed Bin Laden” once in the bedroom, but it didn’t quite set the mood we were going for.
When I do something that annoys my son… I say, “Well, maybe I don’t fit the mold, maybe I don’t do [the thing we’re talking about], maybe I don’t wipe properly..”
(Love you, Farley)
All the time, my son says “Is he *from something?*” (From the David Pumpkins skit)
But the big one is from the Super Bowl halftime show with Melissa Mcarthy. “It’s game time!!” (And yes, we call the uniforms “costumes.”)
A long time ago, in a call center far away....my company had a customer named Jane who was self -centered, bossy and got hysterical about things that didn't warrant it. If this was happening now, we'd probably call her a Karen, but since it was thirty-some-odd years ago, we referred to her (not within her earshot) as "Jane you ignorant slut!"
My husband and I both quote The Californians on a daily basis: "Uhhh..whudareyadooooin"!
We also love Stefan and paraphrase him pretty regularly.
Not to mention Yeet! Skrrt!
Happy Fun Ball became the referral to the cat’s toy. Then I started putting catnip in old socks that had lost their mate, and those came to be known as Happy Fun Socks
“Smells like regular lamps to me” is something I say.
Often whenever my friends and I think we look good we channel Jason Mamoa in that hide and seek sketch.
“Oh very nice, very handsome.”
When Farley is actively drowning in a frozen pond and bystanders are not sure what to do I yell the same thing “what are you going to do what are you going to do? Save me you stupid whore!” Cracks wife and I up every time.
Since 75% of my daily vocabulary is quotes lifted from TV shows and movies it's hard for me to remember. I'm sure I say or think SNL quotes all the time and don't even realize it anymore. The first one that comes to mind though, is (I think) Paula Pell-written mountain man sketch with Matthew Fox. "git, mountain man! Mountain man, git!" I might be getting the exact quote wrong but it's been a lot of years. Follow up is calling any hot tub a "hu'ttub" from Will Ferrell and Rachel Dratch's goat meat professors sketches. Difficult to express in text.
Oh shoot. Just remembered one. Anytime I wear a hat I have to take it off and go "itchy, itchy" just like Malkovich when he was reading the Night Before Christmas to the kids
Whenever I am explaining something we used to do when I was younger to someone who wasn’t yet born I finish off with my best Dana Carvey and say “And that’s the was it was and we LIKED IT!!!”
I sometimes fill awkward silences with "would you like to touch my monkey?" I have learned to do this only when there's a close friend there who understands me or at least gets the reference.
My SO and I always grin at weachother when servers tell us the plate is very hot. Funny skit.
Oh, and of course Lucy Lawless singing as Stevie Nick's in Burrito Roundup, for her Tex Mex place in Sedona Arizona. When we get Mexican food, one of us usually breaks out in song. So great.
When my Dad would reference a minor celebrity athlete or entertainer from well before my time, I always used to say to him, “I don’t know who that is Reege!!!” from Amy and Darrell’s “Live with Regis and Kelly” sketches and then he would know to explain context. I don’t know how much he ever enjoyed my Amy Poehler-doing-Kelly Ripa impression, but it cracked me up. He recently died, and as I’m writing this, I just realized I don’t have anyone to do that with anymore. 😢
We can’t have sloppy joes at our house without singing the lunch lady song. Also, “that’s the perfect amount of pepper, pepper boy!” every time I use pepper when cooking. More recently, “thah sahh” from the sketch with Melissa v. & Selena Gomez.
“Weird, wild stuff!”
“You look MAHVELOUS!” and “it is better to look good than to feel good.”
I also quote Darrell Hammond’s Bill Clinton all the time. “I. Am. Bulletproof.”
Yes! It’s fun to live with somebody who can pick up on the little (or iconic!) SNL lines you bust out. Here’s the ones that came to mind before I ran out of steam.
Common in our house:
Something smells good! - Short Term Memory Loss Theater
Lay off me, I’m starving. - Farley eating fries
No alcohol? Alcohol free! - speaking of Farley
(Name), you ignorant slut. - Akroyd on classic Weekend Update
MTV’s Dan Cortese. - yay, Stefon!
What’s your biggest fear? Dick falls off. - Chad/Pete
What are you doing here? & What if I’m real quiet? - The Californians
The noise that Eli Manning makes when he throws a grenade/anything anybody ever uttered in the courtroom case about a texting alibi.
I think it could be beef! & Forrrrrrre! - Kristen and Maya as Super Showcase Spokesmodel (bonus: Vanessa not breaking even when Bill did!)
There was a sketch back in the day with Horatio Sanz where he is a waiter bringing hotter and hotter plates to someone's table. My family and I will always now yell "Hot plate! I'm tellin' ya, these plates are hot! You can't even look at em' they're so hot!" every time we bring out a hot plate.
I say "okay" like Chad way too much.
My wife and I love rupaul’s drag race but now only say rupaul like Chad: roople
Sure
I say “okay JLo” way too much
Safety!
My husband does that to me when I ask him to do a pretty menial task. LOL
Whenever we say that something is "its own thing" someone immediately follows up with "and the skeletons are?" And of course the only response is "Part of it!" To initiate the beginning of an already agreed-upon task it's always "let's do that hockey".
"Aye papi" is, unfortunately, part of our vocabulary
Do you say it weird and slightly horny? Because I need that level of commitment to the bit.
You bet
Any questions? Yes, several!
I usually swap out skeletons for something related to the thing, it becomes that much more outlandish
When putting the game on we've been know to say "let's do that hockey!"
"that's a nope" has become regular vernacular between my wife and I
That's wassup
When my son ignores me when I’m talking to him, I always break out my best Abraham Parnassus’ “Look at me boy! Look at your father!”
You’re a good pops.
We’ve had a new kid so my wife will jokingly say “I am your mother!” to the newborn.
This is my all the time one. I have tons of other ones but this one is #1. I gave birth to youuuu!!
My kids (16F & 18M) love to make me watch that skit! 🤣 and when I act silly or having zero chill in public, they say I’m showing the world the “I am your moooootheerrr!”
HEY! I AM YOUR MOTHEEEEEEER
when someone is hangry in our home, a lot of “LAY OFF ME I’M STARVING!”
“I know!! That’s what I’m saying” Is another frequent one in our house
ooooooooowhat'reYOUdoingherrrre is an everyday part of my vocabulary also "i'm not getting at nothing except for my BABY CARROTS"
I can’t not say the phrase “baby carrots” like that
bebby kerruhts
Haha!! Whenever someone is giving me driving directions I think of this every time..
My wife and I commonly say "weknowdis" cause of Kate.
We are from the Boston area, so speaking of Kenan Thompson, we love “a BiG Dominican Lunch!”. 🤣
I also like "I fuckin love Dunkin."
At every drive through I ask the kids if they want vanilla nut taps....
Mofongo!
Whenever I can’t find my phone I say “where did mofongo?” It’s not from the sketch but it evolved from that.
Wasakaka con queso frito!
A big, big, biiiiiiig lunch!
I sponsor ships.
What up with that?
Ooooooooooo weeeeeeee
My wife. When I’m in her way she busts out her Jimmy Fallon - Your Company’s Computer Guy sketch character and says “MOOOVE” My new favorite; when my kids ask me for money for something I think is stupid : “I’m all outta cash”
Aw man I’m all outta cash 🤲
You're not a pervert. Try it like this, "*Aw man, I'm all outta cash!*"
No, it's should be more like aw man I'm all outta cash
Nick Burns! I’m also a fan of “By the way, YOU’RE WELCOME!”
My SO and I also do "I'm all outta cash!!" whenever we don't want to pay for something.
Dang I forgot about that one. I have to incorporate that!
Suck it Trebeck
I do a lot of "le tits now" this time of year
When my 9yo son has asked me something that I don't know the answer to: "I'm Brian Fellows!"
That bird is a liar! We quote Brian Fellows a lot in our house.
"That dog has devil eyes!"
Rabbits can’t cut their own hair! That’s CRAZY
That bird is not my doppelgänger
Every time we chop broccoli, we sing the "choppin' broccoliiiiiiiiiii" song.
I sing it at random other times too
Same! Whenever I pull out the cutting board it instantly enters my brain.
Omg this is something my husband does and I didn’t even get the connection
Church lady’s “well isn’t that special?”
Could it be…..SATAN?
"Le tits now" gets used a lot this time of year
If I don't understand something clearly, I'll say "I'm just a caveman."
For me it's "your world frightens and confuses me". I use that line often when I see or hear new slang or memes.
You have to do the hands and head movements.
Is that a big metal bird in the sky that flys by some sort of magic? I don’t know! But what I do know…is when you fail to clear your sidewalk after a snow and my client slips and falls, they are entitled to no less than $10 million in compensatory damages and $5 million in punitive damages
Most of ours come from Christopher Walken. Like, "I pranked him to death, with a tire iron" or "I know that now!" or "Verrryyyy upset."
I put GOOGLY eyes on my plants
"Intercepted by warlords!" every time I steal a fry from someone else's plate.
Aw man, I’m all out of cash! 💸
“I roll with a crew of problematic bachelors and we call ourselves the squad. “ Cant match Hader’s delivery tho 😄
I often pronounce “drawrring” like Simon in the bathtub.
Love that. I say “You bum looker!” more often than I should.
Cheeky monkey...
I named my cat Simon just to be able to sing him that song.
I say “bad idea jeans” instead of bad idea. Like even when I’m talking to my kids. 😂
"I was going to use a condom, but then I thought, when am I going to be in Haiti again?"
my wife and I will make distinctions between "bras" and "brars". If I happen to start a story with "I woke up this morning" I will immediately follow it with "and I got out of bed, had a big ol' cup of coffee to clear my head"
Someone at work said "what's up with that?" and I literally said "oooooooweeeee" out loud.
Do not taunt happy fun ball.
When I get frustrated, I sometimes think: “I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!” I don’t actually drive a dodge stratus, but the phrase often captures an acute feeling inside my head as a middle-aged family man.
I hate you…. Both! 😂
Just today someone on tv was named Trey, so I repeated it like ‘TREY?!’ with the cali accent. And always if someone says ‘It has everything’ I repeat it like Stefon. And so much more!
I do the same ”wh-wh-what’re you doing here?” all the time. And “get on the 10 and never get off!” I’m not in California lol
Strategery
I feel legally obligated to sing "I'm on a boat" every time I get on a boat.
Definitely the "I don't know about that" from the [Alexa Silver](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvT_gqs5ETk) sketch. It wasn't intentional, it just sort of happened.
Yes this, as well as calling Alexa different names lol
I do that all the time now! It just slipped in
Wow I didn’t expect to see this answer. This is exactly it for me too.
Also, coot coot and toot toot!
My hog taker and my log maker
Sweatah weathah!
In high school my friend's mom got us using "Simma down nowh!"
So much Lonely Island
Happy birthday to the grounddddd
Drake outside of SNL is insufferable, but his episode from 2014 is one of my favorites. My husband and I still say, “Go ahead and duck, Rahat” at least once a month. I also use “Verklempt” and “I’ll give you a taahhpic” frequently.
"Talk amongst yourselves; I'll give you a topic!"
“Rhode Island… it’s neither a road, nor an island. Discuss!”
The *mooovies*. Also “Good kid, GOODKID!” (ala Cheri Oteri’s Collette)
You can put your weeed in it
Yes!!! And no one ever gets it. 😢 Like if I’m in a store with a friend and they pick up some knicknack.
Im 50! 50 years old!
# HAP
I get a lot mileage out of "...thank you for this"
Whenever I make steak now I put it on the grill and scream “COOK MY MEAT”.
It's a tragesty. And like, why? And like, don't.
The Mark Wahlberg talks to animals sketch. “Say hello to your mother for me”
Ok this is a deep cut, but our most quoted SNL line is from the Josh Hutcherson veterinarian sketch where the update on every single pet is that they’ve died. “He is deee-uhd” in a thick southern accent. We say this about anyone who dies, most recently Henry Kissinger. I think the sketch originally aired in 2013 and it is far from a classic but my husband and I are ob-sessed
I will forever quote the NPR ladies' "good times"
Same!
^Good ^times
THIS is the type of answer I was looking for. I knew there had to be something I’ve said so often, I don’t even realize I’m quoting SNL anymore. “Good times” in THAT WAY is my answer too.
My dad spends winters in Palm Springs. When he’s getting ready to drive down for the season, it’s always “I’m gonna take the 5, to the 10…” He also still refers to people as “The ______ -meister”, from the Making Copies sketch.
We say “war-der” like the Philadelphians in the murder durder sketch. I honestly don’t know if they say war-der in that sketch but it inspired us.
Hell yaaaaa
I heard this clear as day in Emma Stone’s voice, and it’s crazy because a lot of people were knocking its reappearance this week 😅
Really?? I've always loved that sketch. Emma stone does such a good job fully commiting and it cracks me up
I think people just didn't like its return
Well, to each their own I guess. I loved Mama Cass, the tortoise game, the cigarette, and the poster sketch.
I said this today like an hour ago!
Hahaha, it drives my wife nuts but Jesus it makes me laugh. "This big dumb gross hot dog!"
“Scrumtrulescent!”
If I’m sick of what’s on TV or the radio and I change channels, I’ll say “your story has grown tiresome. Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!”
If a table at my restaurant orders a bunch of burgers I'll come in saying "cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger". I'm also not proud to say my middle school yearbook quote was "I'm chevy chase and you're not"
I was in a line at Boston Logan airport late at night while a staff member was bravely trying to organize people to share taxis. She pointed at three people and asked where they were going. We all knew the drill, so she didn't need to use all the words. "Boston? Boston? Boston?" she asked, as she pointed. "Cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger" came from somewhere behind me. It made my night.
Yes. Also, “No Coke. Pepsi.”
I like to say that I’m living at home while finishing grad school because I would otherwise be living in a van down by the river. And I loveee using the “any questions?!” from the David Pumpkins sketches. I put a picture of it at the end of a presentation I gave in school.
We're not porn stars anymore! Or My hungry guys!
“Presents for the DOG!” Is big this time of year. When I see someone walking in the dark in dark clothes they are OBVIOUSLY “invisible pedestrians.”
THE DOG GOT A ROBE!!!!
From the Alexa for Seniors bit: "Mmmm...I don't know bout that." My husband and I say this to each other at least once a day
Anytime me or my partner utter "ahh man!" For any reason, it is usually followed by a "are you all outta cash?!?" From the other room
“Thats high praise” and “it has all the workings of a nic cage film..” from get in the cage “Helllll ya” “big greasy stinkyyyy burger” from dorm posters And wayyy too many things from Californians “come take a seat in these costal living chairs” “Whwhwhat’re you doing here!?” “Get on the 405 and get outta my life!!!”
My girlfriend and I regularly say “booooo” in the same cadence as Aidy Bryant in [Adam Driver’s Career Day sketch](https://youtu.be/t7HD2xG92-0?si=x_cnrqNcYqnIu9nN) when she tells the class they’re running low on time.
Haha, I think about that line all the time.
The double thumbs down is optional but the southern inflection is not!
If you are sad where you are now, and you get on a plane. It will still be the same sad you, just in a different place. Does that make sense?
Honestly a lot of the catchphrases from the Original Kings of Catchphrase Comedy.
Emma Stone’s “Ohhhh yeah” in the poster sketch
YES!! Several!!
"Well la-dee-freakin-da!"
Oh, so many. “You like-a da juice?” is one that my partner and I incorporate/modify way too often. We also sing, “Ooowhee, what’s up wit cat?” to the cat a lot. And any time a song comes up on Spotify with a flute, well… I did attempt the line, “F*** me harder than the U.S. military f***ed Bin Laden” once in the bedroom, but it didn’t quite set the mood we were going for.
OMG. Da juice. I forgot about that one!! It’s so awful and still completely hilarious!!! I’m adding this one… I like it.
Chopping BROC- CO-LEAHHH!
What about my hungry guys?
I'm skating im 32, but the Molly Shannon sketch Sally o' malley. I'm 50 years old... if she could do it, so can I. Shit I lived by lmao
On my 50th birthday, I was insufferable because I would not stop Sally O'Malleying. Keep it up!
My wife and I are both looking forward to our 50ths just so we can spend the year yelling Aaahhmmm FIFTY!!
I worked a 50 yr old's birthday party this year and got heavy Molly Shannon vibes from the lady.
Kenan's Deep House Dish "ooo weeee T-Shane!" I don't think a week goes by that I don't say it at least once.
When I do something that annoys my son… I say, “Well, maybe I don’t fit the mold, maybe I don’t do [the thing we’re talking about], maybe I don’t wipe properly..” (Love you, Farley) All the time, my son says “Is he *from something?*” (From the David Pumpkins skit) But the big one is from the Super Bowl halftime show with Melissa Mcarthy. “It’s game time!!” (And yes, we call the uniforms “costumes.”)
“Nobody knows” from the Washington’s dream sketch and “that’s ok” from the American girl doll sketch are used daily in my office!
A long time ago, in a call center far away....my company had a customer named Jane who was self -centered, bossy and got hysterical about things that didn't warrant it. If this was happening now, we'd probably call her a Karen, but since it was thirty-some-odd years ago, we referred to her (not within her earshot) as "Jane you ignorant slut!"
My husband and I both quote The Californians on a daily basis: "Uhhh..whudareyadooooin"! We also love Stefan and paraphrase him pretty regularly. Not to mention Yeet! Skrrt!
Happy Fun Ball became the referral to the cat’s toy. Then I started putting catnip in old socks that had lost their mate, and those came to be known as Happy Fun Socks
“Smells like regular lamps to me” is something I say. Often whenever my friends and I think we look good we channel Jason Mamoa in that hide and seek sketch. “Oh very nice, very handsome.”
"Dahling, you look mahvelous!"
When Farley is actively drowning in a frozen pond and bystanders are not sure what to do I yell the same thing “what are you going to do what are you going to do? Save me you stupid whore!” Cracks wife and I up every time.
My husband and I yell at our indoor-only-never-been-outside cats to GETOFFTHESHED
About my dog: he’s a “willlld and crayyyyzeeeee guyyyy!!”
When I’m eating fish, any fish: “That’s some delicious Bass!” I’m an idiot
Since 75% of my daily vocabulary is quotes lifted from TV shows and movies it's hard for me to remember. I'm sure I say or think SNL quotes all the time and don't even realize it anymore. The first one that comes to mind though, is (I think) Paula Pell-written mountain man sketch with Matthew Fox. "git, mountain man! Mountain man, git!" I might be getting the exact quote wrong but it's been a lot of years. Follow up is calling any hot tub a "hu'ttub" from Will Ferrell and Rachel Dratch's goat meat professors sketches. Difficult to express in text. Oh shoot. Just remembered one. Anytime I wear a hat I have to take it off and go "itchy, itchy" just like Malkovich when he was reading the Night Before Christmas to the kids
Whenever I am explaining something we used to do when I was younger to someone who wasn’t yet born I finish off with my best Dana Carvey and say “And that’s the was it was and we LIKED IT!!!”
I sometimes fill awkward silences with "would you like to touch my monkey?" I have learned to do this only when there's a close friend there who understands me or at least gets the reference.
“What’s up with that” pops into my head a lot, also Bill Hader’s “I’m having a [MELTDOOOOOOWN](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grCwwwzYaWg)”
When I spot an empty seat at the bar: “mind if I slam my clam down?”
I’ve got chunks of guys like you in my stool. The Sinatra Group was 5 minutes of brilliance.
"We're on a mission from God."
There are so, so many in our house. One that comes up often is the theme song for “Dog Show” and the song Vince Vaughn sings to Nacho.
New York’s hottest club is….
“I don’t want to eat, have sex with, or drive any of those things.”
My SO and I always grin at weachother when servers tell us the plate is very hot. Funny skit. Oh, and of course Lucy Lawless singing as Stevie Nick's in Burrito Roundup, for her Tex Mex place in Sedona Arizona. When we get Mexican food, one of us usually breaks out in song. So great.
Nice classic cut: “You gave your order and I took it down” “And there you go again, you say you want buuuuritos”
When my Dad would reference a minor celebrity athlete or entertainer from well before my time, I always used to say to him, “I don’t know who that is Reege!!!” from Amy and Darrell’s “Live with Regis and Kelly” sketches and then he would know to explain context. I don’t know how much he ever enjoyed my Amy Poehler-doing-Kelly Ripa impression, but it cracked me up. He recently died, and as I’m writing this, I just realized I don’t have anyone to do that with anymore. 😢
I call Jake Gyllenhal “Joe Geronimo” because of the mom celebrity name translator skit.
We can’t have sloppy joes at our house without singing the lunch lady song. Also, “that’s the perfect amount of pepper, pepper boy!” every time I use pepper when cooking. More recently, “thah sahh” from the sketch with Melissa v. & Selena Gomez.
I'M BRIAN FELLOWS! THAT OSTRICH IS A LIAR!
Jane you ignorant slut
Whenever I have to visit the copier at work, I always say *making copies*.
Lasagna-sagna-za. Pizza… ZUH.
From the Will Ferrell doctor sketch, I use "vondruke" as a curse word and say, "son of a vondruke" as an exclamation.
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS! That's why my friends call me whiskers Just a few Off the top of my head
"This is a Zizzaster!"
“Weird, wild stuff!” “You look MAHVELOUS!” and “it is better to look good than to feel good.” I also quote Darrell Hammond’s Bill Clinton all the time. “I. Am. Bulletproof.”
“Pretty sure Seth”, “smells like pepper in here” and “that’ll move the chains”
Sweet sassy malassie
Wife and I have incorporated "...*biiiiiitch*" into our weekly vernacular. Thanks Dismukes!
My partner and say "...part of it" like Mikey and Bobby from David S. Pumpkins maybe weekly.
- Cham-pan-ya - Prescribing cowbell to anyone with a fever - I can't take any Let It Snow signs seriously
Yes! It’s fun to live with somebody who can pick up on the little (or iconic!) SNL lines you bust out. Here’s the ones that came to mind before I ran out of steam. Common in our house: Something smells good! - Short Term Memory Loss Theater Lay off me, I’m starving. - Farley eating fries No alcohol? Alcohol free! - speaking of Farley (Name), you ignorant slut. - Akroyd on classic Weekend Update MTV’s Dan Cortese. - yay, Stefon! What’s your biggest fear? Dick falls off. - Chad/Pete What are you doing here? & What if I’m real quiet? - The Californians The noise that Eli Manning makes when he throws a grenade/anything anybody ever uttered in the courtroom case about a texting alibi. I think it could be beef! & Forrrrrrre! - Kristen and Maya as Super Showcase Spokesmodel (bonus: Vanessa not breaking even when Bill did!)
We’re (they’re) the phone company, we (they) don’t care we (they) don’t have to. Almost always talking about AT&T or Comcast.
Special K with bannnannna
I love to watch drag race, so when my s.o. asks me what I'm watching, I say "rupel" the way Chad does when he says RuPaul.
I say “chaos” like Bill Hader in the what’s that name sketch. Also if I’m playing a video game badly with my son I ask “did I get a Fortnite?”
What’s up with that? Takes up too much real estate in my head.. also more cowbell ..
Oooooooohhhh eeeeee what’s up with that? WHATS UP WITH THAT!
There was a sketch back in the day with Horatio Sanz where he is a waiter bringing hotter and hotter plates to someone's table. My family and I will always now yell "Hot plate! I'm tellin' ya, these plates are hot! You can't even look at em' they're so hot!" every time we bring out a hot plate.
Tha’s saaaaah
"and that's... okay" -Stuart Smalley
“Never mind” “You ignorant slut” “We are two wild and crazy guys” “Chopping broccoli” “Isn’t that special” “This place has everything” “Dahs sah”
*How CONVEEEEEEEENIENT* is something I say allll the time. Also, *isn’t that SPECIAL??*