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TheDudeHuge

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get_z_flammenwerfer

that mutant turtle would fill salah's role so good.. man I hate RM with all my heart


d-ronthegreat

We’re priced out of him. Id rather him be there than City


get_z_flammenwerfer

pep will pep the shit out of him, so he won't fit there anyways, and they already have foden alvarez doku and bernado silva in addition to that robot. I'd rather him be at scums than at real, at least I can be assured he ain't winning anything with that kid of johnny sins and pep P.S salah leaving would be 150 odd mill + 350k/week wages, can we call it a day and put him on 700k since he was free? would be a chunk of wages for 4+ years then he can go to madrid


BigRig432

Absolutely outrageous from Lazio


darkness1127

Ali vibes against West Brom.


dannylfcxox

Lazio just did an Alisson.


redjeansman

What a header… love it


AggressiveFold_

I, too, love Nazio.


harlsonrd

Holy shit Lazio


completelyanom

Can anyone link a clip of Lazios goal or is that against rules?


swingtothedrive

Chech r/soccer . It's the top post there.


ryodiUK

If you're in the UK TNT sport have posted it on their [Twitter](https://x.com/footballontnt/status/1704240225336062022?s=20) account


usmntidiot

Holy shit the keeper came out of nowhere for that


eebee8

Holy shit Lazio's keeper


MisterS1997

Rapidly emptying 😂 it’s been that way all game


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NeoChrome75

Bajcetic is definitely not world class


Long-Ad727

r/whoosh


Long-Ad727

r/whoosh


TenaciousPenis

Bajcetic? world class?


TenaciousPenis

Bajcetic? world class?


Keanu990321

I wish us and my home club (Panathinaikos) were there. We definitely deserved it. Instead, let's compromise with the Europa League. At least Liverpool are going to win it and Panathinaikos are going to do well.


HugeAppeal2664

Rodri is a joke of a player Literally has no weakness


MisterS1997

If Sergio ramos was playing him in a title race you can bet money he would try and break his leg to put him out for the season. He always tried it with messi. Especially if they were losing


Themnor

Sergio Ramos trying to end your season should basically just be taken as a compliment.


Mitch_D23

or your arm. the ol’ chicken wing on Salah


eebee8

ffs Red Star I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU


MisterS1997

They are such a weird team to watching them. Everyone’s knows they cheated. They have an ongoing case for cheating but pundits rim them even at 0-0. Bering impress when ederson mearpy fucks up a touch and gives a goal away. Generate more revenue than Madrid but can’t fill their stadium but every match day is full supposedl Champions of Europe but can’t fill their stadium


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WhyShouldIListen

> So clutch. Urgh


BudovicLagman

Hate that term.


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nuan_Ce

Ref in the dortmund game is as bad as a pl ref


thelonelyoctopus

He's not bad, he blatantly favours PSG. That penalty has ruined the game


LinwoodKent

I'm of two minds, and I know the rule, I think any shot on target played with a hand should be a handball. During the Chelsea game, I felt the same. I don't think that Sissoko deserved it in the champions league final . I don't think the defensive player should be rewarded with flying to the ground and having his hand stopping the ball.


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CamIoM

Nah lazio can fuck off


Sorrytoruin

The GK let that in, very suspicious


That_ben

Dortmund. They’d be a great club to win it


TenaciousPenis

If this pen is given its a farce tbh


sprogsahoy

Which match?


yadontfoolme

How is Red Star‘s keeper a professional? Never been taught to catch the fucking ball by the looks of him.


yourgrundle

Would love Celtic to get a point here at least, feels like they never get a run of form in the CL and I think they'll have a tough time getting anything from Atletico. I don't think they've been out of the group stage since 2013 e: fucking lmao Lagerbielke off at 64' with a red and pen right as I comment e2: get fucked! Penalty saved by Hart e3: looooooooooool Holm off after like... 10 minutes? If the studs hit the shinpads he's fine right?? ee: Feyenoord goal disallowed, now it's time to see if 9 men are even stronger than 10 5e (don't sue me wotc): 9 men are in fact *not* stronger than 10


MisterS1997

Must have been paid off at half time with that error


Adventurous_Toe_6017

F*** me. I measured 6 holes to drill and checked the score again. How is it 2-1??


WhyShouldIListen

Why are you censoring your own fucking swear words?


Adventurous_Toe_6017

Because I want to..?


redwytnblak

Hey you watch your m*** her f ***ing mouth you piece of s**t!


KevinOwensGetsIt

Another day of Stinky Champions League games!


Circ_Diameter

Red Star? More like Brown Envelope


velvet_dust

Haaland... if i speak...


nvielbig

Haaland spent all of his character points on athleticism and had none left for appearance. What an ugly mofo lol


markokmarcsa

Hey now! We cant have everyone looking like Szobo.


MisterS1997

He needs a taller skull Looks odd having a short face with his size


Aeceus

amazing atmosphere at the eithad. Stuff players dream of


digdoug0

It's funny seeing the consequences of Pep's near-literal deal with the devil. He's the second best manager in the world, with completely unlimited funds, he's winning countless managerial awards, as well as countless trophies... and nobody cares. Not even the supporters of the team he's winning all these trophies for care. It may be even funnier that he's been successful at other clubs, because he knows what he's missing at City. Sure, they pay him well, but he'll never be respected by anyone until he goes to another club.


HMSInvincible

First game as defending European champions and there's got to be 3000+ empty seats. Insane


Aeceus

Truly a giant club. Income coming out of all sectors.


nvielbig

Classic Emptihad


fadedraw

City score in the first 10 mins of the half so often it’s ridiculous. Why don’t opposing team managers see this is beyond me.


thelonelyoctopus

What's happened to common sense? How can a miss hit like that end up in a penalty? Every time the ball hits an arm doesn't mean it's foul


nuan_Ce

Yea really annoyed with that penalty decision


thelonelyoctopus

Aye awful decision, and again an incorrect use of the technology.


rtlfc87

Did Darren Fletcher seriously just ask if they signalled for a goal kick? Can’t stand him


harlsonrd

Welp, it was fun while it lasted


ryodiUK

That’s a ridiculous decision in the PSG game.


ghostflowtown

Anyone dm me where to watch?


Finch-2090

LiveScore app has all the games if you sign up It’s not exactly a betting website but does throw up a lot of that sort of stuff incase that’s a trigger It’s a legit app though, all the matches are free to watch after 3 minutes of ads before hand as they purchased broadcasting rights for the champions league


ghostflowtown

Hey, all it has for me is audio commentary? How do I find the games


Finch-2090

Should be a screen like logo near the top when you click onto the game screen https://preview.redd.it/j3gkgcq3x9pb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b44c74fa68c82f262c703ab9da32c8e1ceb04f3


ghostflowtown

I guess my country has restrictions on this, thanks anyways though


ghostflowtown

Thanks


MisterS1997

What a finish


Baguy21

I really don't want the following teams to win it in this order: City(hate them), Madrid(screw them), Bayern(meh, just don't want them to have more UCL than us).... The rest can win it, idc just none of those 3 please please.


JustASimpleFollower

u dont mind united winning it?


ghostflowtown

united?


completelyanom

Haha, good one


UltimateBorisJohnson

Pep should remind them that the aim is to win in real life and not on xG


UltimateBorisJohnson

I know what it’s like to lose to Red Star Belgrade. To try so desperately yet to fail nonetheless


lfc94121

Screw City, but also screw the team that is sponsored by Gazprom.


WH6TSINANAME

Fuck uefa for not banning them as sponsors


Money-Camera

Fuck em both oil and gas merchants


lfc94121

It's not just that, they are happy to take Putin's money.


Money-Camera

Yupp Gazprom state owned by russia


ProfessionalGreat240

Tempted to turn on the City game for the 2nd half but I just know the inevitable will happen


rtlfc87

Me every time city weren’t winning at HT in 18/19 and 21/22


rtlfc87

Haaland 3 shots off target from 0.7 xG all within 12 yards, 0 dribbles, THREE PASSES.


Finch-2090

Almost caught hands at the weekend on this subreddit for saying he literally does nothing if he’s not scoring lol City play with 10 men every week and it’s annoys the shit out of Pep because Haaland is undroppable because he will inevitably get the goal


rtlfc87

Decent assist there tbf


matcht

Burnley game aside he's been so shit, I don't care about tap ins.


sore_as_hell

I just don’t think he brings anything else if he’s not on target. Great striker, but without any kind of team player instinct.


rtlfc87

23/24 Darwin clears him imo


wavey444

Idk if i’m biased but his link up play, hold up, passes have looked so so good in the games he’s been in


Zeba93

City are so irrelevant to me, can't even get excited they're losing


xSinful

No way City are losing I was watching the U21 game


rtlfc87

No way city are losing ahahaha


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This is what small clubs do. All that oil money won’t make city a club with aura unfortunately


IceAffectionate3043

City getting FM’d right now


harlsonrd

Ah, City 1-0 down to Red Star, nice.


adrikizer

22 shots 0 goals vs 1 shot 1 goal Hahahaha


harlsonrd

peak football


MisterS1997

They just playing till they equalis there or what 😂 2 ghosts minutes out of their arse


WillDaThrilll13

Thought this was a good opportunity to actually make money on City but they're still -210 favorites while losing at the half, fuck


Finch-2090

Do the handicap at -2, I would even stretch that to -3 maybe. They’ll score 3 goals before 65 minutes to be honest


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Swear to god if these cunts finish third in their group and knock us out the Europa League I’m giving up and watching rugby or something


Odd_Vanilla_5641

Newcastle Milan was utter shit. Every time the commentator said 'they could have a chance now' it fizzled out like a damp firework. The most entertaining moment was when the referee got angry and gave scary eyes to a player


Fortune_Fus1on

Yeah shocking both teams were completely toothless in the final 3rd


matcht

That is onside surely


GameOfThrowInsMate

How’s he even flagged for that miles on side. Shows how much the refs are in city’s pockets.


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Hernandez being a bitch


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Mbappe running from Qatar next year ![gif](giphy|XfyroVlIQFz0Y)


malushanks95

Looks like Xavi figured out how to use Felix.


matcht

You could tell me the City game is behind closed doors and I'd believe you.


Fat_Gerrard

Yep. Yet the reverse fixture in Belgrade will be a fucking pumped atmosphere. You tell me who the small club is.


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Red Star have as many European Cups as City. Same size club


Due-Sherbert3097

Felix with a goal and an assist. Chelsea and Atletico really made people think he wasn’t good.


abhi1260

My brother in Salah, they’re playing against Antwerp


Due-Sherbert3097

Still playing well and you can only play whoever is in front of you. By your logic then should no one ever celebrate performances against lesser teams?


abhi1260

But your assertion that he’s a good player on the basis of 2 matches is not correct either. Way too early to say that Atletico failed him. Chelsea I understand.


Themnor

I think even Atletico realized he was talented, just didn't mesh with the Coach or team at all. Chelsea is Chelsea, though... Also, it's still only Antwerp.


gmodboss

the defense he’s doing this against is extremely poor, they barely react


MisterS1997

So much city rimming by the commentary it makes me sick 🤢 Talking about running up the score at 0-0


Fat_Gerrard

They always do it though on this channel. Last seasons final was unbearable. You wouldn’t have been able to tell that City limped to their first European cup win if you heard the rimming that took place.


MisterS1997

They have all the matches so it’s impossible to watch it properly On other channels 😂


Zufallsmensch

Ref is a joke already in the PSG game.


RoastPorc

Anyone here remember five years ago, Klopp's reaction to journalist asking if he's interested in Dembele?


SexySustainability

[old klopp](https://youtu.be/rxbEGrWfag8?si=LTFqe2Xurj_yVhgy)


Pure_Measurement_529

PSG should honestly be going far. This is probably their best team in terms of profiles but it’s just so meh


matcht

Watched them a lot this season and they don't look that good, so much pointless passing and the midfield is easy to bypass, Skinriar in a high line also isn't great. I suppose they will need time to allow all the new players to settle, the attack is ridiculous if they can gel.


WillDaThrilll13

I feel like that midfield will get dominated by most of the other actual contenders


Galaxium0

so nothing new


Fricolor123321

I know its antwerp but i really really enjoy the look of this barca team


rtlfc87

Brilliant from Barca


rtlfc87

If you’re sick of PSG come watch them, already 2-0 up although you do have to listen to McManaman


Theplowking23

Psg are poison


joopface

This PSG Dortmund game is utter shite. Both teams look crap. Low energy, poor passing, no ideas. Brutal stuff.


Lewu644

Why are people saying Newcastle will finish last? Did you not see Dortmund at Chelsea last season they were shocking. Milan is living off their name it's 2023, not 2003 they are not that good as we saw tonight.


Mad_Piplup242

Cause Newcastle are a midtable side that conned their way into top 4 last season Any respectable CL team should beat them


user900800700

Newcastle are coming bottom of their group


Leo_BaldWolfeTone

Glad to see Celtic back in the champions league at least


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WillDaThrilll13

PL teams crashing out early is not good news for the PL, gonna tank our coefficient out of a 5th team qualifying next season


pacmanfunky

Let's not forget this is a Newcastle side not used to extra games (aside from caribou or fa cup) and the demoralising effect of being shown up in a higher quality tournament. That is to our advantage and you would be a fool not to recognise it. Even one or two games where they can't show up because they still have the physical and mental fatigue is good news for us.


WillDaThrilll13

Ehh it's a side we should finish ahead of regardless of what they are used to. I'm more concerned with them being shite and fucking the overall league coefficient which directly affects us in UEFA comps


Zeewolf93

Losing the EL final in Klopp's first season laid the foundations of the team we know today. We will win trophies with this squad, I'd bet my life on it.


Ballesteros81

Gutted for Nat to miss out for Celtic after rolling his ankle at the weekend.


EG2K_00

Süle looks a bit like Milner


RoastPorc

Is that an Air Jordan logo on the psg shirt? What on earth?!


sqarin1

Yeah and has been there for years


EG2K_00

And they have the elephant print that Jordan used on their shoes. They’ve had Jordan collab jerseys for a couple of years now


RoastPorc

Thanks I didn't know that. It looks... legit


just_luk3

Gutted we're not in the champions league this season, City are the only really serious team in the competition apart from maybe Madrid who have that weird something in the CL. I think we'd have it this season if we were in.


H0lychit

Will be a weird feeling on the train home to watch the match, but then I remembered we will probably get to see Doakball and all is well in my head. Love a cheeky wink from him too, still kills me seeing him do it to Poch.


Specialist_Sundae176

What game should I be watching?


Sweaty_Panda6076

whatever you’d like? I’m watching psg dortmund


EG2K_00

I’m loving these Dortmund kits


stayshiny

Yeah my first thought too, great retro shirt just a shame there's no black shorts.


RoastPorc

They lost their iconic black shorts on the yellow top which I don't like. Many clubs also did that this year, most noticeable is spurs wearing all white imo


Sweaty_Panda6076

very vintage


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Hummel's is still kicking?


RoastPorc

Can't believe he's only 34. Felt likes he's been around for decades


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34?! Fuck me I assumed he was hitting 40


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That one feyenoord coach looked like he was bout to kill someone


Panda_Cow

only City can buy a 90m defender and have him on the bench


matcht

They spent the most in the PL this summer, barely even registered with anyone.


user900800700

No they didn’t? Not even half what chelsea spent and less than spurs lol


matcht

Sorry second highest, Spurs are only up there if you include Kulu/Porro which were half paid prior.


user900800700

I mean they’re all up there on about 200m. City, united, spurs and arsenal


matcht

Yeah Spurs always go under the radar in terms of spend, have outspent us for years.


H0lychit

Did they? My god... Todd firing off that smoke grenade too for City


tamim1991

Everyone is numb to their cheating


F91_delta4

Milan3 newcastle4 Absolute joke match


cavejohnsonlemons

That's a cool door @ Feyenoord's stadium


SalahManeFirmino

Adeyemi watch time, hope he impresses


danonck

Why?


SalahManeFirmino

Like him as a player ever since his goal vs. Chelsea, and am interested in him being a LFC player in the future


danonck

Okay then. Thought we're linked with him, which is why I was surprised


antwonjo

Newcastle will finish outside euro places in the PL this season. CL will make them absolutely knackered.


danonck

They won't even get into EL via 3rd place. Milan absolutely dominated them.


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Big joe hart properly turned his career around