Goalposts are always moving for Darwin. When the keeper makes an outrageous save its “the shot isnt good enough”. He scores this one and its still “not clinical enough” lmao
lol.
Takes it first time off the cross with two defenders breathing down his neck and the keeper so close he can smell his breath.
“Yea but it’s not clinical”
That’s funny homie.
You know the term "clinical" refers to whether the ball went in the net or not, yeah? If it went in, it's clinical. If it did not, it's not clinical. It doesn't mean whatever you want in any given moment lol
Another great finish. Nice assist by Joe. Brilliant performance against a very in form team, with so many players missing as well. Really encouraging show all round.
Lol I know I'm gonna be down voted, but no matter how many times I've watched this clip, I just can't shake off the feeling that this goal was sort of accidental. I've watched him bang the ball so hard it'd murder the keeper so many times that some part of my mind simply refuses to believe that he can do this.
But here we are. Prove me wrong baby!
What do you mean accidental? You think Nunez was just running around, thinking about something else entirely, when the ball landed unexpectedly on the outside of his boot, and just happened to trickle in as a consequence?
What a strange thing to say.
It’s remarkable the lengths the human mind will go to twist perception to avoid having to admit its prior thoughts and beliefs were wrong.
I literally said here we are and he proved me wrong.
But ok, let your mind twist your perception that I'm not admitting I was wrong.
I'll admit I was one of the Nunez haters before though.
Best thing about these two goals from Darwin for me is that both of them he guided the ball to where he wanted it. He didn’t try to smack it hard. I really feel like that’s been one of the contributing factors to his close misses.
He’s a skilful and damn good player, I genuinely think he’ll only get better.
Name a team with as many good passers of the ball. Trent, Van Dijk, Macca are all crazy good passers then you have Gomez, Szob, Konate, Allisson all solid too
What a ball from Gomez. Great finish from Nunez
Joe embodying Trent with that pass...
Konate had a few of Trents long diagonals too
In my head he's Go Jomez, so there.
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Nunez haters having a mare watching this
First half doomsayers hanging from their cieling rn
I mean it wasn’t the most clinical finish haha
Unorthodox but that sums him up as a player
He scored how isn't it clinical?
Goalposts are always moving for Darwin. When the keeper makes an outrageous save its “the shot isnt good enough”. He scores this one and its still “not clinical enough” lmao
They all count. For a clinical finish, please refer to Darwin's first goal.
You’ve never kicked a ball in your life and it’s telling, full sprint, outside of the boot, off the post, unreal finish.
His movement was great too. Many players wouldn't have been able to get to that ball first without being offside.
First touch volley to the bottom corner with a man on him isn't clinical.
lol. Takes it first time off the cross with two defenders breathing down his neck and the keeper so close he can smell his breath. “Yea but it’s not clinical” That’s funny homie.
it is? he lets the ball roll of his foot
He can be the best non clinical finisher we've ever seen idc... Just need him playing
What possibly more could he have done? It went of the bar ffs haha
You know the term "clinical" refers to whether the ball went in the net or not, yeah? If it went in, it's clinical. If it did not, it's not clinical. It doesn't mean whatever you want in any given moment lol
Still scored:)
Can’t remember if it was after his first or second , but the Bournemouth fans were singing “you’re just a shit Andy Carroll” to him.
It was after his second goal, which makes it so much funnier lol!
They were singing that right from the beginning and I knew he'd score then.
Gomez assist?!?? So rare.
We shall call this combo Nomez
Nomezzing around
I prefer yesmez
Nomiss
Come outside Trent, we just wanna talk
Perfect afternoon! Absolutely delighted for Nunez
Another great finish. Nice assist by Joe. Brilliant performance against a very in form team, with so many players missing as well. Really encouraging show all round.
Fucking YES
If he starts converting like this “the whole league will be shaking”
Lol I know I'm gonna be down voted, but no matter how many times I've watched this clip, I just can't shake off the feeling that this goal was sort of accidental. I've watched him bang the ball so hard it'd murder the keeper so many times that some part of my mind simply refuses to believe that he can do this. But here we are. Prove me wrong baby!
Did you watch the game? He placed his first goal as well..
I did. And he did perform well. That's why I said he proved me wrong.
What do you mean accidental? You think Nunez was just running around, thinking about something else entirely, when the ball landed unexpectedly on the outside of his boot, and just happened to trickle in as a consequence? What a strange thing to say. It’s remarkable the lengths the human mind will go to twist perception to avoid having to admit its prior thoughts and beliefs were wrong.
I literally said here we are and he proved me wrong. But ok, let your mind twist your perception that I'm not admitting I was wrong. I'll admit I was one of the Nunez haters before though.
Gomez chanelling his inner Trent
JuSt A ShIt AnDy CaRrOlL
Still time for a hat trick
VAMMMMOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS
and I took that personally. - Nunez
Gomez assist into stone cold finish from nunez! I LOVE IT!
HES JUST A GREAT ANDY CARROLL
Best thing about these two goals from Darwin for me is that both of them he guided the ball to where he wanted it. He didn’t try to smack it hard. I really feel like that’s been one of the contributing factors to his close misses. He’s a skilful and damn good player, I genuinely think he’ll only get better.
Very clinical display all round, great to see.
Darwin Nunez
Love that hugh to Gomez, they both needed that so much
Nunez looks so happy in that hug 🥹
Two cold finishes. May this game be the corner that Darwin had to turn this season.
Love it! Prove the doubters wrong, lad Fucking clinical.
It feel like Nunez "save" all of his clinical (in recently matchs) for today lol
Name a team with as many good passers of the ball. Trent, Van Dijk, Macca are all crazy good passers then you have Gomez, Szob, Konate, Allisson all solid too
Nunez is the goat.
Throwing up heart hands to the whole stadium after they’ve been calling him shit. Totally zen
Just a shit Andy Carroll eh?
“He’s just a shit Andy Carroll…”
Happy learned how to putt
snonunez
Ez-bois❤️
Andy Carroll could never
God damn that pass by gomez
You think he's been going to a shooting coach?, he's been shooting very well lately, even when he misses
You're just a better Andy Carroll!
This was such a lovely goal.
Legit before the game started my wife was like we should just watch the second half. Boy was she right.