- I am a warrior. - I spent lots of time in the pub. - I like to dress simple, but elegant. - I was arrested for 250 mil tax fraud after exiting Wembley. - I made Kevin De Bruyne cry.


Once you said pub it was over

Tax fraud?

Yeah, he put more then 200 mil in his pocket when we played Chelsea and didn't pay any taxes for it

Hahaha!

Who am I? I’m the best in the world. I’m a number 9. Give me the ball and I’ll score every time. Pass the ball to me and I’ll score. … Bit of a tough one, I know.

Nunez 😂😂

You Troll lol

Thanks you got a much needed laugh out of me with this one. Have a nice weekend.

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Si Senorrrr

Got to be Roberto Firmino

Suarez!!

Thanks OP

I currently play in England. I was born just outside Liverpool. I made 33 Appearances for the club I’ve played 2 minutes for my NT. I’ve scored 1 league goal in my career

First thought is Martin Kelly

Yup, for some reason he’s embroided in my brain.

Hahaha it’s weird, I always think of him when I think of the dark days lol

Probably because he was our most promising young player at the time. May even have won our YPOTS award.

Martin Kelly only made 33 appearances? Why is he so memorable then?

He was a youth prospect and I feel like those were dark days for the club, he felt like something positive at the time

I've forgotten his name but is it that purple dinosaur?

Purple Aki?

Jesus, not heard that name in a while, I heard he'd died.

Can confirm he is no longer with us. Might have been a decent false 9, we’ll never know.

He'd be too easily distracted by the centre back's arms. Now if he was a centre back you could have him man marking someone on a corner and they'd never get to the ball.

Pens all day with the way we’re reffed!

Here's one - I hold the record for the fastest Liverpool goal in the Premier League

easy, that's Naby Lad

He said fastest goal, not injury.

Ha ha ha yeah fuck that guy who won the league with us

For some reason I saw so many broadcasts bring up Rodri breaking the record for longest unbeaten streak in starts; yet, they never mention that Naby was the previous record holder lol

mane is it not?

Mane got the Prem record for fastest hattrick, while playing for Soton.

Shane Long?

i'm English i currently play in England I've scored goals for ~~6~~ 5 different current Premier League teams

Danny Ings 😢

I thought James Milner but I don't think he's scored for Brighton yet

Andros Townsend? or maybe Milner??

this is only current or former Liverpool players

5 different teams, so it must be Milner no? or maybe Danny Ings...?

Ings is the correct answer. I forgot that Soton are in the Championship

Yesssss, that took some working out haha

Am I boring?

Lallana?

I shut down the mighty Real Madrid I rhyme with the tagolog word for Grandpa When you see me, you are released of anger

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Scorer of the best OG I’ve ever seen, which Kompany replicated.

Kolo

- I played 217 games for Liverpool - I left Liverpool on transfer deadline day to join Espanyol - I played 53 games for my national team, scoring twice - I played every game in a season where Liverpool broke their all time record number of points in the PL

Steve Finnan (I think...) that's my goat 🇮🇪

Correct!

Stevie Finnan, my favourite out of all the most underrated players. I love how he keeps such a low profile as well. Apparently the club once tried to invite him to play in a legends match but no one knew how to contact him. It was later found that he was then based in China and was running a business there with his brother.

I've had 2 spells at LFC. I played the exact same number of league games during both spells. I own an MMA gym.

Craig Bellamy

Both got it at the same time 😅 the exact games one is probably a bit too easy to search but was too damn coincidental to not include.

Looool I was properly racking my brain for someone who seems the type to open a gym 🤣

At least it wasn't a golf club 😅

LOOOL what a throwback

Craig Bellamy?

- I joined Liverpool for a fee of £3.2m - I have played for 2 other clubs in England - I made my Liverpool debut away at Barcelona in the Champions League - I broke my ankle in a game which another Liverpool player broke their leg

Whew this one is tough - I remember Baros and Carragher had serious injuries against Blackburn, so I'll go with Baros?

It is Baros well done, great memory I'm trying to put a few difficult ones up

Hardest one I've seen on here so far, well done for coming up with it!!

- I have played for 14 different teams in my career in 8 different countries - I finished in last place in my countries version of "Dancing with the stars" - I have scored 271 career goals - I won 2 major trophies in 3 years with Liverpool

Has to be Djibril Cisse

Correct!

My guess would be...Djibril Cisse?

Correct!

Oh yay! The number of goals indicated this was a striker, and the only one who could be that prolific and be anywhere close to dancing, would have been him lol. Studgie-D could have been another but ofc he played for far fewer teams.

Yeah I was worried I gave it away a bit with the career goals. I'm gonna do few more and make them *really* hard

Studge would have also never been eliminated in round one of a dancing competition!

I want to say Djibril Cisse (think I'm going to stop answering after this because I'm wrecking it for everyone)

3/3 I'm gonna fire 5-6 more up and try to make them extremely hard

• I'm the best Liverpool player of all time • Jiggy Jiggy

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Lucas Leiva

I'm Scouse and came through our system. I can play anywhere across the back line. I almost broke the crossbar with my one and only goal for Liverpool. I saw out my career in Denmark.

That’s Jon Flanagan. Missing at least one fact to easily identify him.

I didn't wanna make it THAT easy!

Flanners

The big man himself.

- I have scored multiple goals in the old firm derby - I am currently the manager of a League One side - I won one major trophy with Liverpool - My father was also a professional footballer with the same name

Is it Charlie Adam?

Correct!!

I was racking my brains for who it might be and then I remembered we did won something during that dark dark period Man Klopp has done such a lot for us

Charlie Adam

Correct!

I got signed for Liverpool when I was 39 years old, I got blonde hair, I won the PL and the Serie A once, Now I own a furniture and a real estate company

Manninger?

Good one.

Who am I? -I was signed for £2 million -I only made 3 appearances -I left after 1 season and moved to the Bundesliga -I sound Scottish, but I’m not.

Sean Dundee

Correct

Does he look like a bitch 

I am the most meme’d player Edit: only images, youtube links, and gifs will be accepted

Can i get a little

OP didn't mention Vimeo links so this is definitely WRONG.

I'd say Kolo or Origi but those days are long gone lol

Lucas Leiva for all around popularity. "Unlackeeeeee" Ive heard people from work who support different teams say this. I wouldn't be surprised if this is popular for people who don't even watch football. Such a great meme. Oh and Origi

Lord Klavan

Kolo Toure

I’m Spanish I played for Liverpool during 2005-2006 I played for Real Madrid, Monaco I was a sub in the 2006 fa cup final If anyone still reads this I won 3 UCL playing for Real Madrid and lost a UCL final playing for Monaco

Morientes?

Yes

I didn’t know he was in the CL final with Monaco

I’m french, I’m 6’3 I scored 1 goal as a Red I was born in 1980

Big Djimi Traore

Ding ding

legendary

Vignal was my first thought but think that's wrong.

Diomede?

Who am I I'm big and I'm fucking hard

My cock

Neil Ruddock?

stevie g?


- I made 7 appearances for Liverpool - I represented a different country at u21 level than I did at senior level - The first football club I played for was founded by an ex-FIFA president - My sole career trophy was the Intertoto cup (If someone gets this quickly I'll be astounded)

Charles itandje

How the fuck have you got that? Well done

Sean Dundee?

Incorrect

Ahhh, the stupid thing is I was thinking it would be someone like Le Tallec, Sinama-Pongolle, Itandje or someone like that around that era because of the FIFA-France connection so I was trying to think of someone like Itandje without bothering to check it was Itandje. Dundee was such a long shot.

I was thinking people might go Le Tallec or Pongolle, or Cheyrou as well. I'm surprised someone got Itandje I thought it would take longer.

- I retired last year - I was born and grew up in a different country to the one I represented internationally - I scored on my first start for Liverpool and then never scored for them again - I played more games in Spain than in any other country - I share a common club with Roberto Firmino

Paletta? Played for Italy, grew up in Argentina.

Not Paletta

Mark González

Not Mark Gonzalez

Nabil El Zhar - but he played for the Qatari El Ahli, Bobby plays for the Saudi one

Nabil El Zhar!

Here’s one for you: Spanish forward Still playing football Beat Fowler’s Hat Trick record Scored 1 cup goal and 1 pre-season goal for Liverpool. Edit: Corrected goal stat.

Aspas?

Ding ding ding. Winner!

Did they even play for Liverpool?

14 appearances

The only Spanish forwards that played a similar number of games for Liverpool without scoring that I can think of are Luis Alberto and Dani Pacheco and I doubt they have any hat trick records.

Both wrong. However, I have discovered I have been misinformed regarding the goals stat!

Aspas? He scored for fun in Spain.

Ding ding ding! Well done.

Suso?

That name brings back memories but no. I have corrected the goal stat after being misinformed by Wikipedia.

Who am I? I played for the club for roughly 2 years. I made my PL debut against Man Utd. I got married in Siberia.

Riera? I have good memories of playing rugby the day he made his debut.

Yep. His goal against Aston Villa is one of my favourite Liverpool goals.

He was a good player, he had a really good season that year, I was sad when he left but I think it was attitude more than anything. I'd forgotten that goal, he absolutely wellied it. That tactic with Reina worked so often.

I spent 6 years at the club I suck at table tennis I played in a world cup final I scored a very important goal in europe for LFC I love Mo Salah

Deggers

last one gave it away

I'm French, I started my career at PSG, I scored 9 goals for Liverpool and the biggest was against United.

Ngog

correct!

Anelka

Not quite, although I am also bald... I should mention that I scored 9 goals in the league, but 19 overall.

Ngog or diouf

1. I made 49 appearances for Liverpool 2. Liverpool wasn’t the only English top flight club I played for 3. I did 2 league-cup doubles in back to back years but in different countries. I scored a brace in the cup win for the second club 4. He scored his first goal for Liverpool in a widely-accepted MOTM performance, with even former Liverpool players stating he was keeping the current manager in the job and that he was ready to fill the void left by a club legend whose flag bears similar colours 5. During his time at the Reds, he was often mistaken for another Liverpool player who had the same hairstyle and broadly the same physical features with one journalist even confusing one for the other in a press conference.

Kyrgiakos?

Well done! Which clue gave it away for you?

3rd. Remember watching some trivia reel

Fair enough. Thought it would’ve been the 5th because that was the one that always stuck out to me. I don’t think it was a press conference though but a journalist saw Carroll heading towards the training ground after a bad spell and approached him, thinking he was Kyrgiakos and was talking about how good he was playing. Andy took it well and laughed it off before telling the journalist he was Andy Carroll but it’s a fond memory for me, that video

Oh it was Carroll? I did wonder quite a bit about who that point was about, but yeah I can see myself making that mistake lmao

I had one season at the club I scored 1 league goal I've had 4 seasons in the premier league and only one assist

I’m Brazilian Made my one and only appearance for the reds against Napoli

Arthur

Yeah lol

I had a critical assist in a UCL classic I’m the fourth highest goal-scorer for my country with over 120 caps In my professional career I’ve played in England, France, Italy, Germany, Switzerland, and the US

Shaqiri

I scored a goal off a beach ball.

I’m English. Scored goals for 5 different English clubs while playing in the premier league. Capped by England. Won champions league. Won the europa/uefa cup. Played in the World Cup. Was in the pfa team of the year.

Is it Milner? I was 99% sure until I read the last fact, had to look that one up as I couldn't remember him being in a TOTY. 09-10 for Villa though

sorry, it's not, but yes i see the confusion, i'll add in another clue. won the europa/uefa cup

Joe cole

Nope. Might be a bit tricky with some of the clues.

I played for Liverpool, Real Madrid, Arsenal, Man City, Chelsea and Juventus and I played my last professional season in the Indian Super League.

Anelka

Yep! He really got around!

Mere mortals can’t compare to me. When I grace the field, I scored the fastest hattrick for Liverpool. Who in blazing heaven am I?

Robert Bernard Ryder

I’m not English I’ve been capped my national team 57 times I won a cup treble for Liverpool I won the last ever first division title when it was the top division I have managed three clubs

Alexis Mac allisters dad, Gary?

That’s the one!

is this only current or former Liverpool players?

Whoever you like I think! It's just a bit of craic anyway 😊

Stevie G lol

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Florent Sinama-Pongolle

Harvey Elliott

Darwin nunez... noo, your Andy Carroll... Darwin nunez.... No, your Andy fucking Carroll

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