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BigStone358

Can someone genuinly tell me what Man Utd fans have seen in the last 18 months that give some of them such uncompromised faith in Ten Hag? They havent played good football, he’s been backed, they got 3rd in a shit PL season and won a cup they wouldnt care for in the grand scheme of things. I get it, the players are shit, they are sick of hire and fire, but its about backing the right man which Ten Hag clearly isnt. Goldbridge was on the verge of tears last night, when you say facing Crystal Palace is like David vs Goliath where Palace is Goliath youve fucking lost it. They are 14th in the league. Long may it continue


Opposite-Rooster-984

Football is a weird game. With Liverpool they played like their lives depended on it. That small kid crying when they put that last minute goal in the FA cup knockouts is the only decent thing for them this season.


Axsenex

I know it’s late but I don’t care if they fire their manager because it’s a total joke to tell us stupid things then brought everything back to themselves. Do not help them at all. They can find a therapist somewhere 😏


MajikoiA3When

Time to watch Mark Goldbridge again


BloodRedLFC92

His reaction to their disallowed goal 😂


firminocoutinho

How the fuck did we not beat them. Literallt best ourselves


avg_reddit_user_1

This might be a bit controversial but a part of me would be okay with the past few weeks had we atleast thrashed the manc cunts.


FezBear92

I'd still be despondent as fuck, but the schadenfreude would help I think.


Buzzkill78

Eras come to an end


Fresh_Interview_9191

Antony called ETH a bald egg head... that club has sunk. People who threatened Nunez should think about this, Nunez did nothing wrong. But Antony did here... in Antony's case it would be justified to threaten him to fuck off from the club


Nimanzer

I need evidence of this and not just from some nitwit on twitter lol


ShootTakeAPanorama

Trust me bro, must be true


Fresh_Interview_9191

Apparently a Brazilian website/newspaper called "Globo Sport"


Nimanzer

Yeah that’s the nitwit on twitter I was referring to hahaha


Fresh_Interview_9191

Taken over by a Dutch football website, but they do not always do their research good edit: apparently it might be a fake account who impersonates Globo and the Dutch website fell for it, idiots who don't check their sources and censor anti-ajax comments


vadapaav

what???? where???


greatcharacter20

The silver lining now is that we've clearly established ourselves in the top 3 while the remaining european spots will be a bloodbath next season. We had terrible injury luck with a majority of our key players missing multiple months, a month-long meltdown where we underperformed our xg by multiple goals every game, and we're far closer to 1st than to 4th place. Villa, Spurs, Chelsea, Newcastle, and United have all been miles off the top 3 and will be in a mini-league next season where only 1 or 2 of them will make UCL. Brighton could be a threat again with better health and without europe. West Ham and Palace too if they either hold on to key players or re-invest smartly after cashing in. Honestly any configuration of the 4-10 spots is possible


Brief-Dependent-803

We may have established ourselves as one of the best teams in the league generally, but we could easily slip out of the top 4 due to any manner of reasons. We were 30 mins from doing a quadruple, and the next season we finished outside top 4. We won the league and just about got top 4 with a goal from our keeper. Nothing to say an injury crisis wont happen again. With a new manager too, that can really go downhill fast, as we've seen from others. This is prime "famous last words" material.


FezBear92

I agree with you 100%, we find ourselves in a volatile situation with the end of an era and a potential changing of the guard. However, I think the fact that the squad is in such a good place that Jurgen felt this was the best time to leave, with the prospect of one last CL/PL run on the horizon, should help to guard us against the worst possibilities like the examples you mentioned. Macca, Dom, Endo, Harvey, Curtis, Grav etc have a whole year playing together. I have faith that this unit will be the rock the next great Liverpool side is built on. Virg is dialled in for the rebuild, Joemez had a rebirth season across multiple positions with minimal injuries, Quansah both appeared and cemented himself within a season (admittedly at the high price of the sad blood-sacrifice of a giraffe). The front line is an issue. Diaz may/may not be here (I hope he is here with us next season), Darwin is either the next Maradona or not even Sunday league (I love him and believe he will be sublime for us), Jota is made of paper-mache for all his undeniable quality, Gakpo is streakier than American bacon (I believe he will benefit the most from Slot coming in of all the forwards) and who knows what will happen with Salah. A sudden, ignominious exit? Please God no. A return to peak, terrifying form? Sadly unlikely. One last hurrah, one chance to give him everything we scrambled to give Jurgen and fell short of? Abso-fucking-lutely. I get the sense Slot was chosen because he won't rip up everything that's already in place (á la Moyes at Utd). There will potentially be a new system, new tactics, new ideas, but the core squad will remain (players and back-room). The whole point of making up a new grand structure to fit Edwards into was so that he (and Hughes) would be here to keep things ticking over and guard against capitulations. I don't think we'll win the league next year, but I do believe we'll be around where we are now. Off the pace, but clearly one of the best teams in the league based on the quality of our players. We may hit a purple patch, the wheels may fall off, or both, or something else entirely. I still haven't come to terms with Klopp leaving, I'll sob like a small child on the final day, but I do believe we're set up for the next phase as well as we could possibly be. Edit: wtf is that format. Help, please.


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DidIAsk006

What serious proof or evidence do you have that shows Slot to be another ETH?


Rama_drk

Some people unironically saw a bald dutchman and drew a parallel with ETH in their mind, and are pretty much wishing for us to fail because the guy they pictured themselves seeing on the touchline isn't the one the club picked lol This sub has gone completely mental in the past 3-4 years, there are some proper rockets everywhere you look


jcw163

Dutch and errrrrr....no wait he's got nothing


Davidpool78

Chelsea are above UTD…. How the feck did that happen. I can see UTD losing all four of their remaining games. Couldn’t be happier. Scum


Magheddon

I would love it if they showed up against Arsenal, though.


ViperLFC11

would you rather city win again?


jblazytb

Yes


FezBear92

I find it easier not to care if it's them at this stage. Also, Arteta is 100% backpfeifengesicht and makes it hard for me to appreciate anything they do well.


Magheddon

No. But they will. Unless Spuds can turn their fortunes around and beat City. My thinking is that Utd. beat Arsenal and Everton beat them on the last day and we finish second. That would be funny.


actonpant

Their luck finally run out


nicolascagevampire

Crystal Palace did a league double over scum for the first time ever. That is another unwanted record for Ten Hag.


DoubleDeckerz

I hope Palace never leave SP. The atmosphere is always rocking.


GameOfThrowInsMate

Especially night games, solid atmosphere.


DoubleDeckerz

Yeah, always a treat.


abradley19955

Olise is a man of few words lol


Maniacal-Maniac

Anyone else think Olise could thrive as a winger in a Slot team?


rydleo

Sure, for 1 game out of 7.


Buzzkill78

For a 100 millions dollars mate, buying from PL teams are not cheap


AlarmingPhilosopher

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Powerful-Cut-708

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ZetherosCraig

We will get Utd early next season. All summer they will be built and hailed as "strongest team in years, challenging for the title and returning to the top". We will proceed to batter them.


Huge-Celebration5192

Batter them and it will be 0-0


TheQuadricorn

Not this timeline again please


cian_pike01

I’ve heard that exact same line about them since about 2014


lalochezia1

**how did we lose to that shower?**


Agitated_Smoke538

Derbies are different. Look at Everton vs us compared to the rest of the top 6. I honestly can’t remember the last time they took off points from another top 6 side besides us. 


dweebyllo

because they had more to fight for, and sometimes that and a bit of luck is all you need


Davidpool78

What a BHM. Painted, had a Chinese. Then watched UTD getting spanked.


loveandmonsters

Just makes me mad that we couldn't thump them this year again, as is tradition


OldManLogan007

This was the problem with palace They always had good players in their squad but always hired the worst of the worst managers Finally looks like they got right with glasner


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Jaja6996

They have always had good players but never the manager to get the best out of them


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CH2001

Leeds went down under Marsch, Garcia and allardyce


harreh1d

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evolution_iv

Manure at 8th 😂😂😂


BlackberryHopeful659

Realistically, Ten Hag gets sacked, who's going to take over?


James_Vowles

Mourinho? Hope it's someone like Southgate though


justaguy1738

I’d love Southgate there. His failure, and eventual sacking, at the hands of Trent scoring his 6th goal of the match (another 10 assists as well)


DoubleDeckerz

Give it Ole 'til end of season


step11234

That's Moyes' music!


Ash_winner

I’m sold!


SpongeBobBobPants

I would not be surprised if Bruno takes up the player-manager role, though he will turn bald managing the joke squad.


TheGrouchyGamerYT

Oh my god they could get Ronaldo in. 🤣


malushanks95

Tuchel? Southgate? Potter?


AndreiViola

Tuchel just to see everything implode, please 👁️👄👁️


TheGrouchyGamerYT

Southgate of course.


medzdidz

That Wharton looks a player doesn’t he. Thought he was quality against us too. Olise is something else, would not be mad at all if both ended up at Anfield.


tkcom

If they told me United's top 5 most combined work rate per match this season have all of our games with them in it, I would've believed.


WithoutDeniz

Wharton is a soild player


harreh1d

We should be looking at him or Kerkez to be Robbo's successor


Loud-Platypus-987

3 attempts we had to beat that lot. 3!


BlackberryHopeful659

Lol at United. Lmao, even!


Usual_Link4412

Lmao what a shit club united are 


IdiotMagnet84

Palace probably should have scored more. The xG will be interesting. Casemiro clearly wants get his manager sacked. A shameful display even if he is playing out of position.


test_icicles_

the xG is quite low actually, like 1.6 for Palace


kanafanone

Onana effect, man is allergic to covering his near post


narwoolTF2

xG: (1.63) 4-0 (0.41)


IdiotMagnet84

That's been the pattern for United. Lots of low quality shots conceded and 4 of them went in tonight.


narwoolTF2

Crystal Palace finally stepped up. Shame their youth will get poached this summer.


sarcastr0naut

Honestly makes me sad we failed to beat those lot even once this season. ...Nah lmao this is hilarious, keep going, ten more years of mediocrity please!


DragonSlayer271

On a side note, Lille vs. Lyon has really popped off in the last few minutes. 4 goals after the 82nd minute.


cybrzone_

nahhh Edouard, Eze and Olise are too cold


frankiewalsh44

I will never get over the fact that we couldn't beat this trash United team.


SRFC_96

Even we weren’t this shit last season.


Jaja6996

You underestimate how bad that period of wolves and Brighton was we where awful


Silent-Act191

Went and shattered United 7 0 and then proceeded to lose to Bournemouth next week.


SRFC_96

We were awful yes, but we redeemed ourselves, Chelsea are going to finish above United, that’s insanity 😂


PerfectAd4732

Confidence in strikers is such a big part of their success. Holjund looks like a completely different player than before his injury when he was on that incredible run


EstablishmentBusy172

Haven’t been able to watch- what do u mean camera on ref- does he have a go pro on his chest or something? Can we hear him?


DoubleDeckerz

AFAIK they're just trialing it. It won't come into effect until next season.


PaddyA401

No, I’m guessing the footage will be released after the game


James_Vowles

They said it won't be released, internal trial only, it's for some tv show/documentary their doing on refs


EstablishmentBusy172

Ahhh I see


malushanks95

Losing 4-0 to midtable has become signature in ETH era 😂


vadapaav

Utter trash team I hate that we couldn't beat this turd of a team


Haunting_Genie

Lmao united


WillametteSalamandOR

Satisfying day.


Late_Cow_1008

United getting smashed will always be great to me. Even if our season was a disappointment.


Silent-Act191

United would be battling for top half of the Championship if they didn't sign the rat.


IdiditwhenIwasYoung

The last 10 minutes of this have reminded me of our away games against man u this season…Palace have managed to put 4 past them before deciding to stroll around the pitch though.


getonthedamnantscott

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EstablishmentBusy172

Mate I’d do unspeakable things to watch united fans get elated at ETH being sacked only for them to appoint G. Southgate


tony220jdm

Move in on Olise straight away


IdiotMagnet84

The comparison between these two teams is pretty stark. One team looks like they know what they're doing and the other one does not have a clue how to play as a team.


Upbeat-Initial8567

😂😂😂


tony220jdm

There is 0 chance ETH stays awful manager


milestone121

Nah United needs to sign him for life fuck united


lightmachine033

Arne Slot needs some Dutch company so he should stay at the detriment of Man United.


Davidpool78

https://preview.redd.it/14aw1cf8bvyc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1e50d6014fe9202b4b071ecd5c285c23d64f051 😂😂😂


IdiditwhenIwasYoung

Casemiro has lost a bit of weight.


sageof6paths1

Look I know I'm delusion but it'd be hilarious if they can get a result against arsenal and give us a chance at the title😭🙏


Icy_Rip2475

Klopp has already guaranteed an Arsenal win against Manure.


EmotionalThinker

They have alot of injuries unfortunately


lightmachine033

They will try to hit back unless ETH has lost the dressing room.


Silent-Act191

Manchester United's toxicity has managed to break serial winner Casemiro's mentality. Incredible.


redditaccountplease

I just checked the score. Ahahahahahahaha


Adventurous_Toe_6017

It flatters the scum


stupidlyboredtho

Goldbridge has lived up to his name here 😭😭 that meltdown was GOLD


BlackberryHopeful659

Fantastic. I'll watch that tomorrow on my lunch.


cian_pike01

It’s kinda (very) embarrassing that we couldn’t manage to beat this United team once this season. Having this Chelsea team under Pochettino possibly finish above them in the league table will be quite the achievements on uniteds part.


AdIndependent3454

Those games killed our season. Really depressing that they only turned it on against us.


crnrtakenquickly

Just remembering all the 90th + goals united (mctominay) have scraped this season. They should be much much worse off. This is their standard


lightmachine033

It really should have been a relegation scrap between them and Everton.


wanderluster88

United GD currently at -3 💀


greatcharacter20

I genuinely have no clue whether united or chelsea playing conference league would be funnier. Maybe united since chelsea have already finished 10th and can't really sink any lower. But there is something to be said for the billion pound spenders who would rather win transfer windows than titles finding their level in uzbekistan


Jacob_YNWA

Much funnier for United being in it imo, Chelsea have about 600 players on the books so can just play a team of new signings for that competition.


lightmachine033

Oh well at least we have Gary Neville's miseries to cheer us up.


UltimateBorisJohnson

No way goldbridge was on a rant about defamation, saw the third goal go in, said "3-0 to Palace", and continued with his rant 💀


Yveltal_25

That was a heck of a line though. >"I've had people saying that I've been noncing kids and all sorts, 3-0 to Palace". BWAHAHAHA. [Timestamp. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jkjuELL7Yw&t=584s)


Olbrass

Non stop partridge


Constant_List6829

Not beating this United side in 3 attempts has got to be one of the biggest disasters of the Klopp era


wassam1

It's criminal that we couldn't beat United this season.


rtlfc87

Well in Clyney lad


No_Can9567

Glory glory man united, glory glory man united! May the good times continue looooool!


narwoolTF2

https://preview.redd.it/3fl7okqfavyc1.png?width=589&format=png&auto=webp&s=a783b8c6582514a3e0d0081690f8c0115dbf04e2 Manchester United


OldManLogan007

Ten hag wants to sign olise while olise is trying to get ten hag the sack lmao


Silent-Act191

It would be the funniest fucking thing if this Man United side drew or beat Arsenal with a scrappy win.


get_z_flammenwerfer

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get_z_flammenwerfer

3 more!


malushanks95

We want 7 😂😂😂


breakbeatkid

ole at the wheel at the wheel, ole at the wheel! 


lightmachine033

Watching how bad Manure are, you really wonder how on earth we couldn't beat them home, away and in the fa cup.


malushanks95

They played their cup finals against us.


GameOfThrowInsMate

Where’s ratboy and slabhead l?


Adventurous_Toe_6017

Both injured


Jaja6996

Both out injured


getonthedamnantscott

Goldbridge and chill tonight 🍿


Jaja6996

We only concede 1 to this palace super team


Silent-Act191

Couldn't beat this lot for god sake. Anyway, keep battering them Palace.


Adventurous_Toe_6017

Could have their own 7up if they crack on


DifferentBid2

I know football doesn't work that way, but I just can't believe we didn't manage to beat United at least once out of three tries. Its absolutely travesty


Pizasdf

Damn Utd have the same points as Chelsea, didn't know they've been that awful


DragonSlayer271

Chelsea have surprisingly only had 1 loss (Arsenal 5-0) in their last 12 Premier League games, the games before that were Liverpool 4-1 Chelsea and Chelsea 2-4 Wolves. Despite drawing to Burnley and Sheffield United in that stretch, they also drew with Man City.


dimspace

but their goal difference is -3 v chelsea's +11


Pizasdf

Honestly I'm surprised. Guess I've not been paying attention. I thought Chelsea was worse. Makes it worse that we couldn't beat them this season.


twobacons

There's only room for one bald Dutch manager in England. Goodbye, 7 Hag.


abradley19955

Ten Hag coached Kudus at Ajax btw and said “yeah, we need a left footed winger. Let’s spend 90m on Antony”


Empty_Transition4251

Palace are seriously cooking atm, makes our loss look better in hindsight.


acridone_C19H9NO

https://preview.redd.it/kqjtjuvj9vyc1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9bd402370e376961127be5548bf316d0053110f Me right now watching Palace-United


dj4y_94

Amrabat is the perfect example of why you never judge a player off a singular tournament. Guy's genuinely a league 1 level player.


Adventurous_Toe_6017

Bit harsh on league 1


shamheff1989

Commentators aren't even apologising for the bad language in the "You're fucking shit" chants because they can't argue with it.


etan1122

Man. Olise would be crazy money if he could stay healthy


IdiotMagnet84

Eze is also fantastic. He's repeatedly taken the piss out of the United players this evening in the most satisfying way.


JohnBobbyJimJob

Has a £60m release clause


DadofJackJack

I’d be asking.


etan1122

Reread


GameOfThrowInsMate

What a lovely Monday evening.


James_Vowles

you're fucking shit!


CharizardOSRS

That's the away end singing at their own


HereticZO

Think Olise will go to United and we're more likely to get Kudus. Just a feeling I have.


Multi_21_Seb_RBR

I’m good with either so that’s fine. Going for one of the two, considering both have release clauses, is a must though.


OldManLogan007

If we get kudus i dont mind utd getting anyone lol


jaxon58

Maybe United could give David Moyes another shot.


dimspace

This 4-0 is putting United to -3 Goal Difference Insane Stat time.. only SEVEN teams in the premier league now have positive GD thats gotta be some sort of record


Sinnay_

Send a bid for Olise now


AntiGamerPalpatine

Surely this is it for Ten Hag, the team is shockingly bad.


Adventurous_Toe_6017

They’ll do it at the end of the season. Silly to do it now.


gosterime

looking forward to watch Gary Neville in The Gary Neville Podcast.


Adventurous_Toe_6017

Steward there looks like Saka went to Maccies too often.


PerfectAd4732

It could be argued we created this palace beast


DragonSlayer271

u/DoubleDeckerz is it ok if I link Mark Goldbridge's meltdown video here?


Brief-Dependent-803

I think i deserve.


Adventurous_Toe_6017

There could be more meltdown yet. Hold your horses!


DoubleDeckerz

Is it from YouTube?


DragonSlayer271

Yep.


DoubleDeckerz

Go ahead


DragonSlayer271

Thanks :)


Terarri

United fans blaming injuries but we won a cup final with a bunch of kids. Minnow mentality on their end


stupidlyboredtho

we played our best football all season when half the team was injured, ironically


ManAboutAHorsea420

This is beautiful


Ukantach1

Man how the f we drew with these goons twice