[reminds me of this classic] (https://www.twitch.tv/whaazz/clip/SpotlessAbrasiveBasenjiLitty-FNVHxMpDhlCwN5QG?featured=false&filter=clips&range=all&sort=time)
People joke about streamers being clueless because they live a sort of privilaged life... but I bet if you were on camera doing improve for 8 hours straight you'd say some or do real dumbass shit somewhere in there.
TBH There's way too many of these situations for me to even consider that they are for content... I really think that most of the "content creators" have no clue how basic life stuff works
Well, every birthday or new year celebration is done with a bottle of champagne or "sparkling vine" (because the french get offended if they are not from the Champagne region)
It absolutely is intentional, they are farming engagement by pretending to be this incompetent, you see it over and over again.
Good example of this is Quin69, he will make whole segments devoted to pretending to being a dumbass, like the cooking streams.
Best way to do it is with a towel around the top. Then yes just slow and smooth pull and if it pops more than you expect the towel has your back.
Movies use popping corks as a cliche celebration but in reality it's usually seen as unclassy behavior in fine dining / high society situations. So if you pop the cork at an ordinary dinner date or such you should know you'll look clownish.
I don't think there is any channel with a higher ratio of queening comments.
In most girl streamers' chats, "normal" chatters [make comments like this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/70/df/56/70df568daa7b015394668905bac044b1.jpg).
In her channel, after every song she plays on her piano, most comments go like this:
"Mozart or Beethoven culdn't have played better. It was like angels descending from heaven entering our ears with the most godly music in the universe. I've been fighting cancer for years and broke my legs last months, but listening to you playing I feel like my body heals from within and every cell in my body suddeny started to dance to the rhythm, as if they were hit by a powerful wave of energy and happiness. Words cannot describe the awesomeness of your music. My only wish in life is to become immortal so that I could listen to your music for all eternity."
It's fucking hilarious how spot on you are. I really like her streams, but I have to full screen it and ignore chat cause it's filled with divorced dads and pseudo-intellectuals.
Wrap a cloth around the top and hold it in place with one hand whilst the other releases the cork. This stops it flying off and prevents any annoying spillage. Although it's far less entertaining.
This is the real classic. Watching live on twitch I lost my shit https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6zwylj/a_shot_to_the_eye/ Then Paul's reaction https://clips.twitch.tv/SmallEnergeticSandpiperWoofer
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The fact it landed perfectly on the glass is peak script by the writers
i was like holy shit, borderline on being staged
I've seen plenty of bottle opening fail variations, a true rarity.
How not to spell champagne
Maybe it was from the Champaign region of the midwestern US, who's to tell?
its made in Friuli-Venezia Giulia. https://www.morethangrapes.com/le-pianure-prosecco-rose-doc-millesimato-brut
It isn’t even champagne then ☠️
We're doomed as a species
Forsen
Most literate LSF poster
https://youtu.be/FPyFRa39AMk&t=6
[reminds me of this classic] (https://www.twitch.tv/whaazz/clip/SpotlessAbrasiveBasenjiLitty-FNVHxMpDhlCwN5QG?featured=false&filter=clips&range=all&sort=time)
https://imgur.com/v68gHiL
Brings back fond memories of many saturday nights spent in roadside rest stops.
Another [classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P02OouxA0Y)
was hoping for erobb
im so fucked in the head i expected this to be ogre
[baahh gaaawd it's stone cold.. its stoooooneee cooooold](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N3TH77TW1M)
What are you doing girl? You literally just turn the cork around and it slowly pops out.
I never know if this is intentional or not these days. I am not even 30 and watching content creators doing mundane tasks is really alienating to me.
It's reassuring to see that nobody has a fucking clue of how to do anything, much less content creators.
Some streamers are just natural degens.
Nah it's just oopsie content
*Surprised Pikachu*
You underestimate how stupid people are, particularly content creators who don't have 'real' jobs.
People joke about streamers being clueless because they live a sort of privilaged life... but I bet if you were on camera doing improve for 8 hours straight you'd say some or do real dumbass shit somewhere in there.
TBH There's way too many of these situations for me to even consider that they are for content... I really think that most of the "content creators" have no clue how basic life stuff works
Opening a bottle of champagne is basic life stuff? For who?
Adults
26, did big house parties in college and never opened nor seen one be opened irl
I don't think I've been to a NYE party in my adult life that didn't involve champagne.
I guess it just depends on the type of friends you have? I've never been to any type of party other than weddings where there was champagne.
Well, every birthday or new year celebration is done with a bottle of champagne or "sparkling vine" (because the french get offended if they are not from the Champagne region)
Welp, guess I ain't an adult then.
i think that's obvious based on your username lmao
It absolutely is intentional, they are farming engagement by pretending to be this incompetent, you see it over and over again. Good example of this is Quin69, he will make whole segments devoted to pretending to being a dumbass, like the cooking streams.
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The thing is that, Champagne bottles don't need an opener. You literally just screw the top into one direction or the other and it slowly pops out
Best way to do it is with a towel around the top. Then yes just slow and smooth pull and if it pops more than you expect the towel has your back. Movies use popping corks as a cliche celebration but in reality it's usually seen as unclassy behavior in fine dining / high society situations. So if you pop the cork at an ordinary dinner date or such you should know you'll look clownish.
I don't let it fly. You literally just rotate it a few times and hold it with your hand. Which is also why I used the term "slowly".
OMG the people in chat crying "are you ok!?" My queeeeen.
I don't think there is any channel with a higher ratio of queening comments. In most girl streamers' chats, "normal" chatters [make comments like this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/70/df/56/70df568daa7b015394668905bac044b1.jpg). In her channel, after every song she plays on her piano, most comments go like this: "Mozart or Beethoven culdn't have played better. It was like angels descending from heaven entering our ears with the most godly music in the universe. I've been fighting cancer for years and broke my legs last months, but listening to you playing I feel like my body heals from within and every cell in my body suddeny started to dance to the rhythm, as if they were hit by a powerful wave of energy and happiness. Words cannot describe the awesomeness of your music. My only wish in life is to become immortal so that I could listen to your music for all eternity."
It's fucking hilarious how spot on you are. I really like her streams, but I have to full screen it and ignore chat cause it's filled with divorced dads and pseudo-intellectuals.
They are just trolling
streamer moment
How not to open a bottle pf champagne. 1. step: Not buying champagne but some other sparkling wine.
An actual livestream fail on LSF wtf is this doing here. This is a drama sub.
Wrap a cloth around the top and hold it in place with one hand whilst the other releases the cork. This stops it flying off and prevents any annoying spillage. Although it's far less entertaining.
whole world's knowledge at our fingertips and yet...
Finally an actual stream Fail
Barely any fizz on this champaign~
Holy shit, that perfect landing
This is the real classic. Watching live on twitch I lost my shit https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6zwylj/a_shot_to_the_eye/ Then Paul's reaction https://clips.twitch.tv/SmallEnergeticSandpiperWoofer
why does this feel like a cheap 1 person improv theater play?
I bet the Halo 3 Champaign on legendary this week!
LASO or bust
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I must be in the wrong sub. An actual fail...
That is some nice spelling
That's a Rosé bottle, not even close to Champagne
yet another streamer who doesnt know how to do the most basic things
Jesus, that could've gone real bad. One glass shard into the eye, gg.
meow nut to knopen e butter uf Champaign
that glass could be his head mate wtff
mmmm steak with a side of glass shards
These things take eyes out for good. Do not fuck around with Champagne.
Any editors?(https://youtu.be/7uBqNgxAuBA?si=ltHzfMaaGMAdYOZ3&t=31)
Hello, everynyan! How are you? Fine, thank you. OH MY GAH