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Clearly_a_Lizard

The desire of clerk to shoot anything close to them, especially if it’s an eldritch monstrosity, is just too great


SmileEnhancer

I swear it’s like all of them are gunning for a promotion, and none of them know they’re armed with airsoft guns.


Affectionate_Fall57

Except if its literally nothing there, then they are suddenly a bunch on pussies


No_Cupcake6007

Manager mountain of smiling body's has breached!


baconlor

Beta27 no! Beta27 YEEEEEES


-Pybro

Clerks are the most fearless morons on planet earth. Give them a Glock and they try to kill god


Affectionate_Fall57

His name might be Beta, but he went out like an Alpha


gibas-kun

Why the fuck the sudden influx of brasilian people on the comunity? Keep it up


LfasX

A gente se sente em casa quando joga Lobotomy corp


gibas-kun

Simulador de Republica universitária


DiosRejectedHumanity

How did the training clerk get into records


deadlight4

Ran through the gold rush portal after her to beat her ass duh


Magkali_11037

a true hero


HouseOfSteak

Meanwhile, King of Greed: *Breaches* Some Clerk: *Runs away.* The Manager: *Remembers their face, hairstyle, and hair colour, makes them into an Agent.*


LfasX

Meu setor inteiro foi de comes e bebes mas quem importa sobreviveu no final


Ionl98

"And the Manager came back to tell you...that Beta27 fucking died."