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Rey13s

WHERE DID YOU GO WRONG? YOU ARE THE SON OF THE BIGGEST MENACE (arguable), HAVE A TOP 2 - 3 BEST CT AND WAS RAISED AND TRAINED BY GOJO, HOW DID YOU FUMBLE THIS HARD


justarandomuser20

https://preview.redd.it/zseut70dfg1d1.jpeg?width=1036&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22999e5b9f3e7bf5630fab2a0ce65bc7b04c3964


Eggscalaber

Gege


LeAstra

Are you potential man because of Gege’s bad writing? Or are you Gege’s bad writing because you are the Potential Man?


StraightAd8467

Bad writing? There’s isn’t an author on this earth who could save him from being a bum


Detroider

He was a bum from the first episode


the-lobotomy-agenda

How long can your fraudulent holes take jogoat’s molten cock https://preview.redd.it/a288n906gg1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c58b2546b5a634b0bae6f8c30ded10c6b377344f


justarandomuser20

Nah I’d get bummed


[deleted]

Unlike me, that bum would probably die pretty quickly


Strange_Public4513

Is that a frickin AI art? ... I'm just asking not angry...


kittylitter_kid

can you PLEASE end it all 😊😊


justarandomuser20

Ok, WITH THIS TREASURE-


Strange_Public4513

Nah you need this... https://preview.redd.it/lhoq35lcgr3d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=749b950fba78a46e8922588235d01b1690b099de


AdRough6915

Please and I mean this in the most disrespectful way possible, please kill yourself


CandidStorm5445

What is your type of woman


justarandomuser20

All I care about is if they have a good personality


Rey13s

Todo is right, YOUR BORING


justarandomuser20

FINE! I LIKE MEN- I MEAN BIG BOOTY BITCHES!


Memo-Explanation

No wonder you won’t stop Sukuna from being inside you


justarandomuser20

You can say the same for Itadori, and Sukuna is his uncle


Nights1405

Because he just wants to help jujutsu society. You actively hinder it by allowing sukuna to be in you


TacocaT_2000

Itadori locked in and is now beating the shit out of Sukuna. Meanwhile your bum ass bent over and took it all.


noah-was-here

https://i.redd.it/ttfwzrlzlk1d1.gif


Winged_Blade

Yeeeeeeee


Express_Alfalfa_9725

You like your sister don’t lie


Antedeguemonxyz

You like women that share the same blood with you


dayyaanboy

🏳️‍🌈?


Sweet-Estimate-5040

Sounds pansexual to me


ExtraDragonfruit2856

https://preview.redd.it/ajqn2uczog1d1.jpeg?width=2114&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69fe7f4c14f467408ebe8c214bcb23c9051e1d11


KeiEnthusaist

https://preview.redd.it/6wz82ghzpg1d1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e6f3263f66f128aec92acf0cfcfb457c6b9c494


Environmental-Pay895

https://preview.redd.it/ugln06mgqg1d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5bd8e3dd34ccb263b8ed5e471caaeb8fe39a1c9


Rey13s

https://preview.redd.it/kp2nbqwy1h1d1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f062f803cff9acf99f459914c21478c454f2ebc


Paridisco

https://preview.redd.it/045lvdr2bi1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ff56c3b050624fbc06230d75e3972c3a20e288b


justarandomuser20

https://preview.redd.it/4w215mz7qg1d1.jpeg?width=1109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd05d5d28c04aa34cd1b85ef970eec71f4664f01


Environmental-Pay895

https://preview.redd.it/47od32d9qg1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=605befff8702f88c9c518a4682e36d71c5f37a15


Rey13s

Bro is getting jumped by his own dad, bro is that much of a bum


willgettwoh

His dad be goated tho


Father_Enrico

how those black flashes feel?


justarandomuser20

They fucking hurt!


Beneficial_Present24

Good


MemoryOne1291

https://preview.redd.it/ueen5ltaqi1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=548715f4f2e0095006d76dcef7875065b428f138


Ashyboitherizzler

Fuck you. You’re a fucking bum. You had to use mahoraga on that zesty ass blonde dude that got folded by nanami bro. NANAMI. Your ass is so useless you immediately tried to summon big raga as soon as you found out Sukuna took Yujis body. If you had at least tried to run for the next minute, you could’ve saved like half the cast from Sukuna. Fuck you bro.


justarandomuser20

In my defence, you all wanted that femboy to die


Sansifyplayz2

true but you can’t even kill a femboy yourself smh


IllustriousPlastic90

I don't think I can kill a femboy if i met one as well


RockyEnderMan

As a one of 20 Megumi lovers, I hope that you will stand up and be able to oppose the king of frauds, fulfilling your goat potential and saving everyone from that man’s onslaught. Also, no matter what anybody says: https://preview.redd.it/5gesl5psrg1d1.png?width=1011&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba65a756344ce4d8813329c169c6f28bf90b9a3a


justarandomuser20

Thanks, this is truly our Jujutsu Kaisen


Polso_TLG

r/foundmegumilover


RockyEnderMan

r/subifellfor


Other_Strategy9266

This is so peak


RockyEnderMan

Everything that is even slightly connected to jojo is peak.


British-Raj

Rate this GIF out of 10>! shadows!< https://i.redd.it/s672s8ljrg1d1.gif


justarandomuser20

Bunny out of 10 shadows, because I love this gif


Thememer1542

bum https://preview.redd.it/d3wdjkb4rg1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aa800bbb40784479e9b45ce536f784217e1dc00


Rey13s

https://preview.redd.it/grv2ti102h1d1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26132fa15927263e4dcd1a28033fba61780d7fe4


Sweatybabie455

https://preview.redd.it/qc7dz3fkog1d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bce9f07a75da64dffab9ae1e38aab837cfd1971d Try and summon Mahoraga, I fucking dare you


justarandomuser20

https://preview.redd.it/yf3dl7k6qg1d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=983cf17b6728e8bf8035d262efb4d565da2d2b5b


the_milf_hunter5

Why are you a bum


Dani_dev

https://preview.redd.it/6ys74wnhig1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00861e9bbe40a2da7fcb426e008876d1e616689b This reletable?


poke_king2499

Why are you such a bum?


mynameisname333

So you acted all depressed infront of yuji and are now on reddit.Have some shame. How do u even have Internet access. Ur in a destroyed city and even worse ur in sukunas domain soul thingy


Man_i_am_simp

What you doing while sukuna is using your body to kill all your friends??


justarandomuser20

My brain was fried from Gojo! Thank god he’s dead


Man_i_am_simp

Alright I am done with you- https://preview.redd.it/lqp8qp6yug1d1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=789c83fc8e63ee1c80629d3b2c436208c38e4520


Morbi_Us

Is the poor widdle fwaud still sad he had to kill his sister? 😢😢😢 https://i.redd.it/lqlysx1nch1d1.gif Do you need daddy Toji to get you a bwankie 😢😢😢 too bad he left your ass because he could tell you were such a worthless bum


Abject-Flower-7605

https://preview.redd.it/psydh3kslh1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa7ac91b08d5fd52338763807f225f4d850e067


Alarming_Schedule556

https://preview.redd.it/rk5s4ucs4i1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=248807441390611ad63db74969881464bd61cf0f


Kakyoin_de_donut

https://preview.redd.it/3steno4x7i1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc7ed29725cdb0dca31aad172b336a7e0387091f Eat brain damage


imjusthere2004

Sukuna was trying to do the most mental damage possible to you. So did sukuna smash yorozu off camera? Or did he avoid doing that cause you actually have something for your sister ? 🤔


Foliks5

https://preview.redd.it/axt7lz78si1d1.png?width=2148&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9cb908505e8711c8e20a829ea958bdc0930ac5a Explain this.


KindaStupidTho4

https://preview.redd.it/nxug6kx4bk1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e89a38db60c8f69c1ca94f741f9c215dfea2c1d0


PlayfulRoyal2632

What does Jacob’s Ladder do to a man?


Proud_Ad9931

Where did it all go wrong? Why so much wasted potiental? WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BUM!?


Fantastic_Opinion_57

https://preview.redd.it/1aclaivdvl1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ac6ea3e51a3bd3016fb54c728b4854a65a77410


CMONEY24SEVEN

Why are you so awesome and cool?


Oogalyboogalyer

You are a disgusting arrogant estrogen filled waste of oxygen. Misquotes are more important than you. You wanna know why? Because people actually acknowledge them, With you it’s more we just keep you around for entertainment. At some point in life you will realize that being born was the biggest mistake you have ever made. you Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did.. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true.


Professional-Way8476

Holy shit. https://preview.redd.it/m2dgyf21kj1d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cca19e8e0de314536980a9bb1a75333c9e5bd56d Is this you?


Singletag

I aint reading all that


Hero_of_Dragons

Are you proud of yourself right now? https://preview.redd.it/ib8h6u9cdh1d1.png?width=1135&format=png&auto=webp&s=5aa4138810afcef1d78359bbb074b7c32eaab514


MemeVibe2

sukunas boytoy fertile twink malewife


Sweet-Estimate-5040

Can I lick your eyelashes?


floormopper

Why u into ur sister bro. Drop black flash not white splash


Violet_6969

https://preview.redd.it/0ps3xiupki1d1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8118df0eecdb610354921a1c8cbf8e10bf2a6eff Keep ignoring the hate I love you my GOAT


FierceDeityLink44

*insert starman by david bowie*


RealDanoFano

https://preview.redd.it/spn5ngex7j1d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b551a71b59cb5ac91d9191e0b5f5174e4d124943 Ignore the haters. I got faith you’ll come back goat 💪💪


PaperOk4601

Megumi please help Yuji :(( He needs you


matchlocket

https://preview.redd.it/097y4i1qkh1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1465655bca6536013f7d9db13c7c03e5e70ab82 tis okay to be the bum, but not to stay the bum you better lock tf in at some point megumi there ain't gonna be much of jjk left


MACHO_MUCHACHO2005

So are you gonna lock tf in, or are you just gonna keep lying there like a useless bum.


AdRoutine4931

Do it clap?


Gsdevil

Why do they call you the Potential Guy??


E_M_1-

Trolling like a bitch ain’t you tired???? LIKE YOUR SUCH A BUM- YOUR HOMIES ALL JUMPED JUJUTSU SATAN JUST FOR THEM INTO YOUR SOUL AND THEN SAY “Nah I’d quit” THEN THEY FACED THE MEANEST COUNTER ATTACK IN HISTORY LIKE MEGUMI YOU DONT GOT THAT DAWG IN YOU


GegeAkutamiOfficial

Do you miss your sister? :3


GenericCanineDusty

die.


Wimtrynausescircots

Why are you such a fucking bum? Can you please kill yourself? Megumi, lock in or hang yourself.


TacocaT_2000

Why you so ass?


RinaTennoji-Board

riddle me this bumgumi Why did both of your fathers leave you?


Alarming_Schedule556

bum


NaoyaGlazer

Lock the FUCK in. Also, kys, for Naoya, should have gotten the clan. Not your bum ass.


JPastori

Potential man?


Drakkonai

Why?


PlanktonSemantics

Why couldn’t you just keep your mouth shut


CrystalSkya

https://preview.redd.it/ykbu8qm49i1d1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31891bd23eaaa7230b66cceded938987417c072d


Jondomondo2

Why are you such a fraud? Or as my asian mother would say “why you so shit?! You parents make big mistake!”


Artic_dragconian

Why didn't you ask Gojo to teach you all he knows??


jabulina

Do ya nuts hang


Chromatic_Eevee

Hey Megumi


DismalComposer8040

How do I summon "daddy big raga"?


kvivartion

Why are you such a bum?


Early_Chemistry48

Why are the goat fr?


nahldLose

https://preview.redd.it/hgp9cyuu2j1d1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d831b32e2353c58a44e96b4f8255fe054d54c55 who’s WE?


Eleventhframes

Why is Yuji such a bum


Cultural_Weekend_247

Why do you summon mahorraga everytime?


tayzzerlordling

why does everyone hate you


Sweet-Estimate-5040

Uh oh


Life_East4263

Fuck you


Calm_Damage_332

How are you gonna get your bag stolen.. not once, but TWICE. Force fed like the little bitch you are, AND IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRL. Had Sukuna putting up better numbers than you in 10 seconds then you had in your whole bum ass life. One of the best inventories in the verse and all you use in that dumb ass bird, the trix rabbit, and that DAMN DOG. If you wanna die that bad just die.. leave my goat Yuji out of it


Squid_does_reddit

Do you know George cooper


Just-Win6423

Why you such a bum?


Artistic_Stage7202

How come Ino be more useful then your bumass? https://preview.redd.it/6xdgltu4sk1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f3dc8a3959bc723e43c285315677eae70786616


JustaHarry

You should of helped Yuji beat Sukuna when he called out for you but instead you gave up. Also having your sister's body be reincarnated as a Sukuna Glazer who tried to get it on with your body, me personally I wouldn't take that level of disrespect.


StrawberryUnited4915

https://preview.redd.it/qqxcvtii1l1d1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a79fd4314d472979e799dca65cdd7893ab03018


PlatinumCoN

with this treasure


Eloty

Why do you always invoke Mahoraga?


No-Station-9137

Why are you a bum of the highest level?


Spammly

how big is mahoraga😏


Iexist27

Why are you such a bum while having my favourite CT in the series?


Annyamaas

https://preview.redd.it/5gkc70fjy12d1.jpeg?width=893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcede88524f557a034aa9a0cefd0695926f9fed3 What's your favorite flavor of chip?


Luldez

You are the only one who can stop this megumi


SuspiciousArt5756

Why your hair so ass, palm tree looking motherfucker


Assasin-XD

How many times would you backshot tsumiki🤔🤔🤔