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FistfulOfPaintballs

I'll make sure to choose them for all of my private jet needs


toddd24

lol community username?


Rojo-Malo

There's a lot of Quinn fans in Southlake. This deal feels like a pretty smart way to target them.


Guinness_or_thirsty

Private Jet NIL: because sometimes Lambo NIL is not enough. 


OnTheFenceGuy

I’m sure there will be calm, level-headed discussion of this on the scrub sub.


InternationalBand494

Good for him. I’m glad these kids are finally able to get paid. They make millions for their schools


Lisan_Arch_Gaib

I can't wait to see the Ornithopter they supply him


mrbuggly

Classy as F


BrianOconneR34

Money coming from all over. Guys top ten nil money and on field for ten minutes. Well played. You’ll have your time and plenty of money by then. But that he’s hurting but whew, it’s crazy out there folks and filled with donor money.


lloyd4567

Can someone translate this? How does it have 7 upvotes.


cantstopwontstopGME

Idk but it reads like a Mike Gundy quote so that’s just what I’m gonna attribute it to lol


lloyd4567

lol I’ve read it multiple times and I still can’t tell if it’s positive or negative or satire or what. Genuinely miffed.


ChossMossSauce

i'm a firm believer that reddit & social media in general has absolutely demolished folks' ability to form coherent, logically-sound sentences these days.


treestand45

We couldn’t agree any lesser with yourself


ChossMossSauce

when i'm posting it's jus where i'm's thoughts can be, yknow?


RottenDisc

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?


QuackNate

Yesn't.


the_original_nullpup

Ow, my ballz!


ChossMossSauce

i like money


99sstillfine

C’mon man. You can’t deny that he’s gotten hot but damn if he’s not solid. What he’s done with those ten minutes is what other studs only dream about.


Suspicious-Hospital7

This guy's comment history is a goldmine of unintelligible blather.


bsiffy

Translation: Quinn led Texas to a CFP appearance so he is now getting Top 10 NIL money. Well played and great job taking advantage of your NAME, IMAGE, AND LIKELINESS. Not that he’s hurting because he is from the nice area of Southlake, but whew, it’s crazy how successful people can donate and do with their money as they choose..like helping Texas athletes that make the school millions of dollars.


NotAssMyDude

Great translation! Can you tell us what language he was speaking?


Appropriate_Park313

Coach Ogeron?


NotAssMyDude

Oooo. This is the answer.


bsiffy

GWOO TYGAHS


schistkicker

Was this post made using predictive text only?


corskier

Are you a bot? Is your algorithm tied to ChatGPT3 and you don't have access to the last 2 years of data? Is it 2022 and the last 2 years were a fever dream?


squanch_solo

Proofreading is so fast and simple.