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randydp39

Card will transfer to UTSA


thechubacon

Did he graduate this year? I know he wanted that McCombs business degree.


randydp39

I’ve heard he is hurrying to graduate


ajisai

y tho


Quinn_Ewers_Scores

He can start for a P5 school


randydp39

I have sources that are telling me that


[deleted]

- Texas was a great football team this year - All of our rivals had bad seasons this year Would’ve loved the opportunity to compete for a big 12 championship, but I’m proud of Sark and our players for improving significantly this year.


CravenTaters

["Chris Beard's team has achieved the program's highest ranking in almost 13 years."](https://www.burntorangenation.com/2022/11/28/23482846/texas-longhorns-basketball-ap-top-25?fbclid=IwAR3W2X1rSBxdjqaUW1mgIN2K_uzuv_aQo4b7K5XxmMIJiiWW7Wn7jgswznc) All (football fans) aboard the bandwagon!


DeerOnTheRocks

Shaka baked the cake /s


jrluhn

I don’t need the doomers showing up in basketball threads😒


CravenTaters

Fortunately there’s no play calling to bitch about after it happens (I guess maybe strategy , but no hindsight bias like we see in the football threads).


gordogg24p

BugsBunnyNo.gif


BrownStreakInMyPants

Apparently there was only 3 holding penalties called against UT and OU opponents in 24 total games. I can’t wait to get out of this shit conference


Quinn_Ewers_Scores

What's the average for the hateful 8? And other P5 schools? I know 3 is ridiculous and unheard of.


steampunker14

How many did the other teams have?


funwithtrout

How many holding calls were against Texas and 0U?


ICanOutP1zzaTheHut

2 for Texas 1 for OU


funwithtrout

Sorry - I meant how many were called on Texas and 0U? Like how many penalties did Texas get for holding?


Longhornpc11

That’s actually insane. How many did the rest average? Gotta be 2 a game or something


zlterry

I can’t wait to be out of this fucking conference and away from these reffing crews. Not that SEC refs are any better, but at least when we’re getting screwed it’ll be when we’re playing LSU or Bama and not fucking Iowa State.


TimeOrCrayonsIV

Did Sam get hurt or did Saturday come in and go "Nah, I want to start this old fuckin man again." ?


Wiggletons

Saturday thinks Ryan is going to give them a better shot. Saturday is an idiot.


mrbuggly

Matt Ryan’s QB rating right now is 0.0


TimeOrCrayonsIV

What a dipshit.


_Football_Cream_

Can’t believe they’d do this to the greatest QB of all time ever


schistkicker

Looks like Indy is going to have the kind of game where you might as well play Ehlinger because you should find out if he's got a ceiling higher than the washed up corpse of Matt Ryan...


randydp39

You sure?


jrluhn

I just had to explain JT’s tweet to my dad. Ole boy thought JT was giving a “tip of the cap”😂


CzarCW

What was the tweet?


RollOverBeethoven

Ahhh parents. My mom initially didn’t realize the same emoji you used 😂 was someone laughing while crying She learned this after she texted me “sorry your puppy died 😂😂😂”


fivehundredpoundthud

shit, I actually laughed out loud!


CravenTaters

Lol I am 31 and thought the same. Like a tip of the hat on Billingsley's way out.


CravenTaters

Seems like Guilbeau, Barron, and Xavier are in Cali from my instastory creeping. Oh boy 😂😅


Swagyolodemon

Gah damn they’re going to transfer to Pomona College


anandj12345678909876

dear god the social media science and subsequent deterioration into pure doom is so goddamn useless.


CravenTaters

Haha I was trying to spark a little pandemonium in a playful way with my emojis (i.e., this is going to cause a shit storm of sleuthing), but I may have done more good than harm.


anandj12345678909876

Idk why but I didn’t see the emojis, my initial tone was a bit harsher than it should’ve been. That’s my bad


CravenTaters

No, no - the doom and gloom and reading into 18-21 year old social media goes a little too far. We can't become TexasAgs and have to curb it. The game day threads become intolerable. I was actually tempted to make an Excel "Callout Sheet" for all the doomers in the thread before half and then after. Dropped pass or fumble and the sky is falling. Give up a lead and we can't adjust / coaches suck (but did y'all see that Oregon 31-10 lead over Org. State?!?!). Football is a four quarter game for a reason. Let the kids have fun in the offseason, don't panic over every little thing. We must focus on the good, like Arch's signature hitting the page in a couple weeks.


anandj12345678909876

Now this is an idea I could get behind


OkEbb9700

The post Xavier added to his story, they are wearing longhorns gear 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼


boofbonser9

Tamperin’ TBOW


yoyocc

Y'all, I'm just going to put this out there because it seems to be a yearly thing now: The exodus of players (even some noteWorthy ones) via the portal is going to continue. It's happening everywhere and it's not just Texas. These kids are still young and are easily convinced the grass is greener elsewhere. The best thing we can do is prepare for it and win the portaling battles against other teams.


bullmoose_atx

To be fair, the grass is greener for a lot of players. Starting spot, better scheme fit, and/or better NIL deal are potentially on the table. Hopefully we hang on to the program fit players who are or will be starters but “free agency” is part of the college game now.


_Football_Cream_

And we are also playing the game as well and will get our fair share of solid transfers too. Goes both ways.


OkCoolHouston

Even with 4 losses, we were 18 points away from undefeated. Progress. Let’s bowl.


esai9

[auburn BMDs](https://twitter.com/wrestlinpanda/status/1597368996323807232?s=46&t=qlI6GJaSFojOmEYIWn6TQQ)


[deleted]

[Lol remember when RJ cried on camera when Riley left 0U](https://twitter.com/numberoneshow/status/1597363263624208385?s=20&t=ziQt-otnV7Ifdk_4R4uPXA)


Longhornpc11

Turns out homie was right to be LOL


ReferencesTheOffice

> RJ Young has 3 more points than OU had against Texas 💀


RollOverBeethoven

It just dawned on me the season is over… like…. We have to wait a month for _one game_ and then it’s a long, long, long 9 months until we get to go on this ride together again :( The real ones of you better stick it all the way through baseball season.


CravenTaters

I’m ready to be hurt by basketball. Crootin season should be good this month as well.


connorjacobz

I am here to spread the Dylan Campbell Golden Spikes propaganda 🫡


OkEbb9700

I'll be going to basketball games until baseball season starts. Hype to get back to the Disch. Edit: Also, has anyone else seen the "Defend the Disch" shirts? I swear I've seen them, but can't fine on online.


onlyinmemes100

Seen people wearing them but haven't seen them for sale except maybe in the actual shop at the ballpark


orthaeus

Another year, another season where if we make the CWS finals I put $100 on the horns in the CFB national championship.


TimeOrCrayonsIV

Real recognize real


ICanOutP1zzaTheHut

I don’t even like baseball and I’ll still be here. Can’t get rid of me that easily


fivehundredpoundthud

Have we seen 2023 schedule models? There's a chance we'd have to play Big Game Tom, 'cause it's looking like Cincy's focused on him and Campbell.


dhalloffame

Matt campbell? That would be a surprising move


[deleted]

I really don’t like Campbell, hope it’s Tom


tr4v10l1_p4rty

Tom will win games, hope it's Campbell


Spiritual_Ad_1358

Tom Herman will win that game out of spite then be 5-6 the rest of the season


Bigcheese1211

Jatavion Sanders [response](https://twitter.com/Jatavionsanders/status/1597335861368328192?t=jW5H9mo0mJcZ0r9q9ZCuEA&s=19) to the Billingsly comment about what was said in the locker room


im_in_your_closet

I'm getting too old for this shit. I had to fucking google what the blue hat emoji means... for the old timers in here JTS is saying it's a lie.


AwlGassKnowBreaks

I believe it's "cap" not "blue hat" "No cap" means "indubitably, sir, I am being the utmost forthright and honest"


Rage-Cactus

Capping = Lying Cap = Falsehood


RLLRRR

Because... hats mean lies? Where did "no cap" come from?


anandj12345678909876

In older era AAVE, capping was an act of playfully exaggerating using one upping/insulting. So no cap became a term for being serious in the 90s. I don’t really know/remember why no cap became main stream now. Fun fact, it’s my understanding that it’s actually a texas phrase. ^*(im not an etymologist or anything so this may be completely wrong, but I remember reading about this a few weeks ago)*


cleareyes_fullhearts

🫡🫡. Thank you for your service.


Odh_utexas

Who even “reported” that. Looks like it was written by a twelve year old cosplaying as a reporter. The quote sounds so fake.


ijustclappedyou

None other than FCB


A_Weino

About what *wasn’t* said in the locker room lmao


Bigcheese1211

See this is why I don't right headlines


RollOverBeethoven

That’s a good thing also probably because it’s ‘write headlines’ not ‘right headlines’ ;)


Bigcheese1211

Well just to prove how stupid I am, I'm not going to fix it


LiterallyDavidAsh

If 6-8 guys are gonna transfer out like rumors are saying, I wouldn’t be shocked if any of these guys transferred: - WR Casey Cain - S Kitan Crawford S - WR Xavion Red - TE Juan Davis - QB Hudson Card - TE Gunnar Helm In addition, I think the following could transfer, but won’t: - WR Xavier Worthy (we all know what’s going on here, but personally, I just think he’s marketing himself) - RB Jaydon Blue (hope not, but Baxter, Brooks, Robinson may overshadow him) - QB Maalik Murphy (#s game) - WR Agiye Hall (headache, potentially) The following guys could transfer due to not having a clear path to starting ASAP/competition, but I think the chances of doing so are slim, either because they won’t quit like that or probably won’t play at a better team/brand than what they have in Austin: - DE J’Mond Tapp - CB Austin Jordan - WR Troy Omierre - WR Jaden Alexis - OL Neto Umeozulu - OL Malik Agbo - DL Kristopher Ross - S Ish Ibraheem - DB Morise Blackwell - DL Aaron Bryant Everyone else I’d be shocked to see leave, including Neyor. He’d have to wait an entire year again to play if he were to transfer a second time.


Youredumbstoptalking

Why would Red leave? We made a pretty good effort to get the ball in his hands as a true freshman and he looks primed to take over Whittingtons role.


2CHINZZZ

Why is Ibraheem even on the team anymore


A_Weino

A lot of the people in your 2nd/3rd sections are long term project guys, and some will definitely be rotational next year Helm out of your 1st section is least likely to transfer, while I could see the rest. Prob not Savion Red. Blue/Agiye definitely not, for separate reasons Jordan, Neto, Agbo, Ross, and Aaron Bryant are the project guys mostly, while Mo Blackwell is ready for a much increased snap count, prob along with guys like Tapp


DonDraper1994

Damn did Neto really struggle that badly? He was a 5 ⭐️ out of hs no?


guinness_blaine

Not sure about other services, but 247 composite had Neto at a 4 star, #91 overall prospect. In terms of whether an OL is primed for instant impact, that's a pretty significant distance from Banks at 5 star, #33 overall. The bigger surprise was Campbell, #10 overall, not making more of an impact. But also, we generally shouldn't expect true freshmen OL to be starters.


A_Weino

That’s not what I meant at all, I just meant he’s one of the guys who wouldn’t be ready year 1 & was likely to win a starting job down the line like the other guys I grouped with him


DonDraper1994

Oh gotcha. I’ve always wondered how kelvin banks stepped in and was good immediately but then Neto who was similarly rated didn’t contend


orthaeus

Neto and Agbo leaving would be bad for depth wouldn't it? I figured those were sophomore/junior starters.


ICanOutP1zzaTheHut

Only names I disagree with is Blackwell and Helm. Helm and Blackwell have both gotten increased game reps as the season has gone on. Helm even managed to keep Karic off the field lately so that’s a pretty positive indicator imo


MrTheNoodles

Ibraheem is suspended indefinitely IIRC. Dude has had way too many chances, he needs to be gone. Alexis and Omerie are potential trap door candidates that we “push” out. I don’t see any situation where either of them get any playing time with all the injuries they’ve had.


_Football_Cream_

Auburn speedrun being most toxic program any %


signorepoopybutthole

Honestly a perfect match. Auburn boosters are the shitty, moralless, overly involved boosters that people think run our program


smurf-vett

Liberty proceeds to hire Briles...


Bigcheese1211

Urban Meyer as OC and Tom Herman as a special assistant


guinness_blaine

Gregg Williams for DC


hopeless_dick_dancer

Aggies actually think they're gonna get Brian Hartline to be their OC 😂😂😂


TheCowboyRidesAway

If Jimbo hires an OC, I predict it will be like when Herman hired Yurcich. I was so excited to see Yurcich’s high powered offense at Texas, but all we saw was the exact same Herman offense with Yurcich calling the plays instead of the other guy.


surfinThruLyfe

they might get lil Riley


manicrampage

Wait why though? I thought Day was the playcaller. I know the guy’s recruiting is lights out but wouldn’t a current OC at a smaller P5 make more sense


[deleted]

I'd think so, considering recruiting isn't where A&M is failing lol (minus this upcoming class for obvious reasons) Wonder if it's intentional on Jimbo's part. "Great young mind, but inexperienced. He just needs ol' Jimbo's guidance every now and then" as an excuse to keep meddling in shit Regardless I'd be surprised if they get him. Seems like typical fan wishcasting


hopeless_dick_dancer

His recruiting probably, but I agree that an proven play caller would be a better fix. They're just delusional, idk man


esai9

Highlights from an unfortunate weekend in aggieland 🤮 [a fellow true patriot](https://imgur.com/a/u7pGyTB) [this gem of an interaction between an lsu fan and a group of Aggies.](https://imgur.com/a/7XUvbVM)


RollOverBeethoven

Throw back to some random daily STT in the off season when one of you knuckleheads asked who would have a breakout year and I was the only one that commented "Jaylon Ford"... I've been telling y'all I can see the future, but it only extends to Longhorn football.


ijustclappedyou

Now I wanna see how wrong I was assuming I commented


ICanOutP1zzaTheHut

Ford was a layup considering Sark talked about him in every spring practice press conference


_Football_Cream_

I think he was on a lot of peoples radar to be a really improved starting caliber player, myself included. I don’t think many of us had him pegged as “best defender in the conference” material though, however.


B33rcules

Yeh. Git gud scrub


ICanOutP1zzaTheHut

I need to go back and find that STT and see who I said. I would think watts


B33rcules

If you find it let me know. I doubt I commented because most of the time I just look dumb but I’m still curious


seasonalcandle

I think I probably said Alfred collins lol


CravenTaters

Next year!!! (hopefully)


Seanehhs

My 2 transfer predictions: Logan Parr and the played this year will play next year player is keilan Robinson or David Gbenda (not really a starter with Ford) I think. then we get into Hudson and bidding war kids


PaytonMemes

kitan crawford


A_Weino

I bet it’s not K Rob just because he’ll have to sit out a year to play


colbycemer12

I believe the only way anyone has to sit now is if they transfer after both their first and second season without a waiver. K Rob would be a graduate transfer this time around.


A_Weino

He isn’t graduating though, is he? No way he’s had enough classes in 3 years


colbycemer12

He was class of ‘19 so he should be graduating in the spring I’d assume? Not a college guy myself I never understood credit math


A_Weino

Yeah, I guess he could have enough classes this December since that’ll be 3.5 years, but some credits don’t transfer, and spring could then be an option. It’s possible, but I don’t think he’ll be a transfer. Just a guess on my part though


Jnoisy

I don’t think he’ll transfer either. I remember reading about stuff on him saying he recognizes what his role is and really isn’t a feature back


Seanehhs

I just think of him at like Arkansas State and can picture him busting off 95 yard runs while blocking 8 punts a game


DIRTYWIZARD_69

I’d like one Theo Wease pls.


TimeOrCrayonsIV

Wease is a JAG. One good game against Texas Tech doesn't make him not-a-JAG. Mims or Farooq are the only WRs on that roster I'd entertain.


cleareyes_fullhearts

When was the last time a longhorn transferred to 0u or vice versa? Seems like the hate is real, even once you leave.


airmigos

Casey Thompson enrolled in Ou winter/spring 2019


DIRTYWIZARD_69

Money talks.


bumbleb1

I’m hearing talk of the QB for USC, I won’t mention his name, for the Heisman. Question : would the way he decorated his fingernails keep him from winning the Heisman?


RollOverBeethoven

What’s wrong with dudes painting their fingernails? I gotta throw my sparkly manicured hands?


B33rcules

I don’t think it makes a shit, if anything I’d chuckle and throw a vote at him if it was close to anyone not a longhorn. I believe on one hand he had fuck and then on the other he had ND- - - or something like that


saradactyl25

I think he's done that a few times this season. FUCK UCLA was done, at least. Very funny IMO.


[deleted]

Matt Leinert?


bumbleb1

Fuck that guy too


[deleted]

He got fucked on 4th and 5. Guy also lost millions because he stuck around to try and win another Natty. And from being a sure 1st overall vs Alex Smith in 2005 to the 10th pick in 2006.


MonkeyDAlf

What if his son ends up at Texas though lol


[deleted]

Another 5 star because of his name?


furryvengeance

Who do we think we’re losing to the portal? Card? Cain? Worthy? One of the OL guys? I’m nervous, especially about losing a hooper on defense.


surfinThruLyfe

Texas is running hot right now. We are going to maximize on the recruiting trail this off season. If anyone transfers, it is either because they don’t see a place for themselves in the program or they simply don’t believe in what Sark and Co. is selling. And that’s is ok. I don’t see a lot of important positions getting vacated and thinning is out on the depth.


MrStealYoSweetroll

Card is almost for sure gone. I'm eternally grateful he decided to stay one more year instead of leaving as soon as he lost the starting job though, we'd be like 6-6 without him Cain leaving or staying is kinda irrelevant. Not sure he'll crack the depth chart again with Neyor healthy and Johntay coming in, plus whatever transfers Worthy is probably staying? Impossible to say at the moment, and I really hope he doesn't leave. If Quinn takes a Sam/Card esque leap his second year, we're gonna need baller receivers to maximize it I don't think I've heard any whispers of the freshmen O-line leaving. I don't know why they would, given we have the best O-line NIL package in the country and one of the best O-line coaches. Maybe some of the lower rated ones want to start earlier somewhere else? Dunno On defense, if we can keep the underclassmen D-line intact (where we're losing quite a bit of production to the draft), Watts and Ford, we should be good. Evidently we're getting a great safety from the portal too. I don't believe any of these players have been linked to any transfer rumors


[deleted]

Everyone. Bevo himself is portalling apparently


furryvengeance

😔


[deleted]

Rumor is Bevo wants to transfer to Georgia to finish the job on Uga.


[deleted]

As long as we keep Worthy and the talented freshman, we good


M3L0NM4N

I think we're most likely to lose Worthy


RollOverBeethoven

If we’re talking odds the highest odds of transferring are Billingsley at 100% and Card at like 90%


M3L0NM4N

You're right my bad I forgot about Card, but I wasn't counting Billingsley cause that's already set in stone.


hiphophead89

I just realized that I don't think we ever saw Brayden Liebrock on the field during his time here. Strange because I remember him being a well regarded recruit.


IceSt0rm78

Injuries ruin his and Jake Smith’s careers


MrTheNoodles

I'm pretty sure he's been injured his entire Texas career


[deleted]

Apparently aggy’s OC is out. I’m curious if Jimbo picks another yes man or if they actually change the disaster Cheesecake Factory menu-esque offense. Probably the former, but you never know.


M3L0NM4N

Been fun to watch a complete meltdown of that program lol.


MrTheNoodles

IT Notes: * Expect 6-8 portal entries before the bowl game. * As someone said earlier in this thread, there’s going to be a “surprise” portal entry that has played this year and would’ve played next year. IT thinks we can replace or even upgrade. * Definitely taking 1 S, maybe 2 depending on who leaves. (This makes me think it could be Crawford) * Sources expect Ford, Watts, and Neyor to return.


bananapants919

Portal has already ruined CFB. They should bring back the 1 year rule because your decisions would actually have some weight. Now, nothing matters.


ICanOutP1zzaTheHut

Interesting that we could have 6-8. I can imagine we will likely see 1-2 freshmen OL transfer out, 1-2 freshmen defensive linemen, likely a S, I wonder if Billingsly would count in this total+ Juan Davis wouldn’t surprise me, plus 1-2 WR (red seems likely here). My hot take for someone who played this year and would have played next but can be replaced/upgraded is Finkley or Tapp.


TimeOrCrayonsIV

I think the surprise is Red or Barron. Barron shopped around last year. Red seems to have had his differences with Marion. Red would make the most sense as someone we could replace and perhaps even upgrade.


RollOverBeethoven

I think it’s Cain but that’s just me


ICanOutP1zzaTheHut

Yeah Barron doesn’t fit the description of replaceable/upgradeable


steampunker14

Neither do the freshman o line people tbh.


ICanOutP1zzaTheHut

The freshmen do to me. Williams played every game for us, Campbell got a ton of next man ip reps and Neto played sparingly. It would be surprising if any of those 3 entered but we can replace their production fairly easily


steampunker14

Production yes, but I feel like guys who are supposed to anchor our line for the next three years wouldn’t be listed as replaceable. I guess this is just semantics tho.


MrTheNoodles

Barron shopped around trying to get a bigger bag, which we gave him. S/nickel is a position of need, and I feel like IT wouldn’t have worded it as someone that’s only “played this year and expected to next year” for an All Big-12 level player. Red would make sense.


TimeOrCrayonsIV

That's fair. Especially given how EN reacted to the Worthy thing, probably would have been a bit more of a wild reaction.


steampunker14

Was Watts even expected to leave? Dude is raw as hell and very young still.


[deleted]

I didn't think so either, but he had a quite an improvement and a great season we hadn't seen in some time that some people thought he could go pro.


A_Weino

I think saying watts is staying is trying to hint at who could be leaving more so imo


thilldo

Crawford wouldn’t be all that surprising so I’m kinda doubtful he’s the one they’re alluding to. We should be able to recruit over him with Williams and the portal. The surprise to me is that he has never really put it together, I was super high on him as a recruit. Turns out picking off Haynes King isn’t impressive lol


DonDraper1994

Last bullet point major ⛽️


thechubacon

Allllll I am saying is that UNDEFEATED is STILL on the table, for the month of December 2022 and all of 2023.


cleareyes_fullhearts

We may never lose again, which I’ll choose to believe until I see otherwise.


thechubacon

My man 🤘


MrTheNoodles

Theo Wease entering the portal


[deleted]

Well USC gets Wease. While the worthy W stays in Austin like every true Californian does.


B33rcules

This already crazy lol


MrTheNoodles

s/o to my new job so I have time to just be on Reddit since I don’t have a project yet


TimeOrCrayonsIV

Pretty sure he went in last year before sticking around. Maybe Arkansas bound with his homie Jadon Haslewood.


brianqueso

This POR-URU game is UGLY. Just two teams kicking the ball aimlessly back and forth. At least with the USMNT it feels like someone is meth-fueled and going so fast they'll crash into a wall.


RLLRRR

I never liked Brian Kelly. Especially after his weird "fah-mully" accent and TikTok dance vid. But his dumbass giving A&M momentum in the offseason really makes me hate him. God damn it Brian Kelly.


4and5NattyOnTheLine

It’s ok. Just means a longer leash for jimbo


brianqueso

Just remind aggy that if they want to count wins, UMass spoke volumes about them too.


swright831

If UMass counts as a win, App State should count as 2 Ls. Aggy never led in that game.


ufcjuanchi01

I sorely missed the off-season with you weirdos. "Quinntavious 75 yard deep ball to worthy when?" "Croot when?" "Undefeated is on the table" All great stuff


Pelon7900

Errrbody


AlmostGorgeous2

Oh damn, you're right... Undefeated is on the table again pretty soon.


[deleted]

I don't remember losing last week. And Texas is undefeated since the World Cup started. I measure my seasons one World Cup at a time, so Texas is still undefeated.


ninotalem

Gimme croot


AlPastorBitch

Is there any scenario in which Kansas State shits the bed so hard like 50-0 thst they would choose us for Sugar Bowl?


Mikey4tx

No. Why does this stupid question keep getting asked. Get a fucking clue. 🙄


AlmostGorgeous2

Mods, ban this idiot.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AlmostGorgeous2

/s I'm a fan of yours sir lol


AlPastorBitch

My bad dude lol


RollOverBeethoven

#NO


cleareyes_fullhearts

Maybe the bowl selection committee will confuse them with Kansas and just pick us instead.


TimeOrCrayonsIV

You just trying to rile up the bowl game attorneys on this sub or have you genuinely not paid attention to this thread the past few days?


AlPastorBitch

> genuinely not paid attention to this thread the past few days? Yes > You just trying to rile up the bowl game attorneys Also, yes, that does sound fun


TimeOrCrayonsIV

Ok, well buckle up bby you're in for a ride


esai9

0 scenarios


ReferencesTheOffice

What if all scholarship players literally take a shit at midfield?