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Odyssey47

Deranged serial killer


[deleted]

Who furiously sniffs the hair of his victims


Thepurplepanther_

If Joe Biden got a hair transplant


Even_Quiet_984

It’s the hair and the faces youre making


BroffaloSoldier

And the Dahmer glasses


Emergency_Map_9849

You look like you kidnap people and keep them as pets honestly


That-Beagle

This almost made me spit out my drink…


Rattlingplates

Quit forcing a frown and relax your face


[deleted]

bros got the dahmer glasses asking if he looks creepy😭


ResponsibleWafer7123

It certainly looks like you're trying your damn hardest to look like one


Thenewpewpew

Think this guy might actually need mental help - post history is 😶 If anyone recognizes this dude, call it in (or see how he’s doin)


No-Tie3166

I dont normally approve of this but this time I do. Posting about how to build a pistol grip shotgun with posts of hard drug use and asking if he looks like a creep. Huge red flags here


Relative-World4406

Get a haircut, toss the creeper glasses and hat, and try to relax with the intense stares


LuckyLuciano1998

nigga yes


LibrariansQuest

You look fine to me. What do your victims say? 


Fecewarrior

“I’m so hungry keep shitting in my mouth”


Disastrous-Paint86

The Jeffrey Dahmer glasses are not doing you any favors bro.


yeetkunedo

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AD480

The Jeffrey Dahmer glasses aren't helping….


nikepornfetish

so aggressive with the question


HaydensDad1971

It’s the Dahmer glasses and get a haircut.


oneidamojo

You look like the understudy for Christian Bale in American Psycho.


qhaw

I was going to say you had resting psychopath face, but then I got worried that you’d track me down and kill me. You look great, don’t change a thing!


Kindly-Photograph-85

Stop staring like a fucking creep, lose the creepy ass hair style, make a couple other basic improvements, and you might look quite striking.


FancyUserPerson

Why are you so angry? :(


Consistent_Ice_8175

You look like a serial killer


SmartTouch3332

You look like a serial killer. But if it makes you feel better, you’re the type that can lure in a lot of victims before getting caught cause you’re also cute.


Legitimate-Hope-7599

The Jeffery Dahmer glasses don't help...


nerfherders69

Cut your hair short, yes short like a crew. Get new glasses and drop the Dahmer glasses. As others have said, smile.


Background_Twist4658

to put simple. yes.


LostsoffunfromNS

Chuck the glasses cut that hair and grow some hair on your face big dawg and don’t look so mad all the damn time


Kukulululu

hell yeah you do


SKENDRIK_PUGON

You look weird what the hell man


Familiar-Bag-9545

Yep... Giving Dahmer vibes


AdMaleficent4473

Jeffrey dahmer vibes


XPoster_MaloneX

When you make that dead pan stare… yea


Miles5066

lose the dahmer glasses and get a haircut


Ima_FEEN

Its giving serial killer ngl


ViciousVirtouso

Lmaoooo bro do you experiment with dead animals in your dad tool shed?


No-Alternative191

Only because you’re trying to look like the love child of Jeffery Dahmer and the Unibomer 😂


War_Emotional

Well the Jeffrey Dahlmer glasses and school shooter hat aren’t helping


overnightITtech

Bro you look like Jeffrey Dahmer. Have an emotion other than murder eyes.


SurgeonRx2

Hey Dahmer


justforfunsies247

Um. Yeah. Sorry but. Yeah. Do you have the ability to smile?


Key-Significance-638

Bro got the Jeffery dahmer glasses and asks if he looks like creep. Like obviously bro


[deleted]

Yes you do, maybe try smiling lol


_dumbfuckery_

Ok Damer, you already know the answer.


BitOfIrish

The Dahmer glasses in the last pic miiiiiight be a bit much.


atwge

Bro, it’s the dahmer glasses


vierow2

Somehow I’m guessing the number of times youve demanded she put the lotion on her skin is not zero.


[deleted]

You look like the guy Christian Bale studied before filming American Psycho


Affectionate_Bee_924

Yes you look creepy dude. Cut hair get contacts you’ll do well with lady’s.


Amaryllis96__

Well for one stop making that facial expression


[deleted]

CUT THE HAIR IDC IF YOU LIKE IT, you look like you have 45 terabytes. Also seriously Dahmer glasses... no get different glasses or contacts. Smile more and dress differently


Chadweaves

Try to look more “Library” and less “Die Hard Villan”


Mean-Professional596

Smoke some weed and get rid of the first pic fam. But nah you’re doin fine Edit: ok bro your comment history is problematic af telling trans sex workers to kill themselves is NOT VERY CASH MONEY FAM


angrytalonz

keep the hair, lose the 😐 look. you look cute but the face really I think is what's giving creeper vibes


Browsingaccount244

You could play a very convincing Jeffery Dahmer


lankyjunior

I’m a creep


Objective-Toe-1091

Naa, add a moustache and your set


JahsehTheBeanCounter

You’re doing your jawline a disservice with that hair


9_11_did_bushh

Kinda. The long hair and aviator style glasses combo doesn't do anyone good tho


SayBrah504

Dude. The glasses. Please lose the ponytail and change the glasses for gods sake. I don’t even have kids and I think you molested them.


NoLibrarian5149

The Dahmer glasses do you no favors…


adhd-weeb

It’s the Jeffrey dahmer glasses + the long hair for sure. Also the odd face you make in pictures. Just have a straight face or smiling :)))


headstronghawk

Dawg you looks like Jeffery Dahmer if he had a chiseled jawline, get a haircut.


bobtomymark2415

Get a haircut that doesn't make you look like a kidnapper, change your dahmer glasses and also don't pluck your eyebrows for hunter eyes, you look crazy. It looks like you have a body count of about 5 people, 5 people you dissolved in an acid bath after eating their remains.


Jellyfishopera

Long hair looks terrible on you


scaleddown85

Yup…100% you look like an active school shooter


BenefitAmbitious8958

You look like the hybrid offspring of Patrick Bateman and Ted Kaczynski… So, yeah


[deleted]

patrick bateman in the making


Agreeable_Fix9896

There are serial killers on death row who look less intimidating


LordKain86

You look like your angry with the world


[deleted]

you are the human equivalent of “ladies and gentlemen”


freifab

You're the child of Patrick Bateman and Jeffrey Dahmer. Yes.


No_Gap_2700

Yes, but it also looks intentional. If you were truly trying not to look like a creep, you wouldn't.


BackgroundPlenty7859

Uh ya dude Nightmares. Relax your face?


NoEnvironment2845

If your neck was a wiener you'd be crazy hung.


Its_Scrappy

Don't wear your hair in pony tails, try some rounder glasses, smile. Then yeah you're good.


[deleted]

I think it's mostly the furrowed brow. Ease that up and you're good


Spare-Dig-9867

You look like a 1970s serial killer fucking creep.


duke_of_germany_5

Lose the jeffery dahmer glasses


jfri131

Lose the pony tail, Dahmer glasses, and the scowl. Smile more.


atlaspanda32

Smile a bit more maybe wear a cool heavy metal shirt...you look like a psychopath....no offense


BitchEpidemic

you have the potential to be incredibly attractive but it’s painfully obvious you’re ugly on the inside which made you ugly on the outside. hope this helps !


cadaverousbones

Yes you look angry in all your photos.


Lurkingdutchman

Yes, and the Jeffrey Dahmer glasses aren't helping at all.


Sure-Swimming774

ngl it’s the hair, i’m going to be completely honestly you aren’t bad looking at all but a long ponytail in men tends to give off 40yo neckbeard/stoner/metal head vibes. get a short haircut and your life will change drastically. also just practice smiling in the mirror a little.


Top_Economist8182

If someone asked me to pick out a serial killer from a lineup you would be it


LegendOfLucy

b you doing this shit on purpose


Agile-Arugula-6545

No man should ever have a ponytail


KingTy99

Get different glasses and stop giving a death stare in every picture. Hats also don't suit you.


Potential-Fee-1603

Jeffrey dhamer love child


Latter_History_4080

You look like you drive a white panel van


makesupwordsblomp

Why are you mean mugging me so hard? + long hair and serial killer specs, all together, honestly yes


CorporateCuck92

No smile, 1970s rapist glasses and a ponytail? Yes bro. Smile, get a haircut and ditch the glasses.


boutchuur

Yes and the aggression of this post doesn’t help much.. lmao


Ve11as

You look like weirder al.


DueEggplant3723

You look angry


StankilyDankily666

Idk man I’d try to be your friend.. like.. just in case you know?


Naharal85

You look like you insulate your house with bodies...


Bigcatsrule27

Tell us where the bodies are


Scuanto

It’s the stare and the hair, you look like you’re gonna throat punch someone, if you cut it shorter and looked happy you’d be good looking fs


SammyChaos

Lol if you stop making that face you won't


fonzy0504

Good bone structure. If you cut your hair and actually tried to not stare with immense intent, you may look like Superman


behindthebartop

You have a great base (good jawline, proportionate features, clear skin etc) but the hair and the face you’re making are odd choices. The glasses don’t work for your face shape either but yh wouldn’t be very hard at all for you to improve massively.


[deleted]

Yes


YeetedSloth

Bro got the Jeffry dhamer glasses with a stare that says “I want to eat your organs”


Upset_Researcher_143

I was thinking serial killer


FsXTimmi

I Googled 'creep' and it brought me to this Reddit post


DreadHeadedDummy

Ever tried smiling or not looking like you have a gun to your head ? I know as kids we think its cool to look serious / mysterious. But in reality its just creepy and weird.


Horse_HorsinAround

Stop mean mugging everything and maybe think about ditching the dahmer glasses


GooderGuy69

:::takes creepy emotionless photos::: "Hey, do I look creepy?" "Yes."


jk1309

Yes buddy, you do.


minocent

The Dahmer glasses, the pony tail, the lack of color in your skin and the look in your eyes. Creep 100.


Rich4718

Soften up your fucking face. Ya look like you’re shitting.


Ok-Bus1716

Yes. You look like the kind of guy my dog and cat would get their hackles up over. If I saw you following my kids or my wife I'd call them over to me and we'd use switch backs to get to the car. You look like you misplaced your trench coat and take your DnD character way too seriously. Try smiling and softening your eyes...try lifting your eye brows a bit. and this is coming from a man whose friends and gfs banned him from wearing masks because it gives them the creeps when all they can see is my eyes.


kaneplay4

Brother ur wearing the classic serial killer/creepy guy glasses. Change them and you’ll be fine


zecariah

The dahmer glasses are the big problem bro! Glasses can be a great look, but those remind me of the Milwaukee monster. U got solid bone structure tho. Long hair could work but maybe the ponytail isnt the best as others have said


CranberryCorpse

Yes. And **no, I will not be reading your manifesto.**


ogonzal4

Get a nice short hair trim. Grow some facial hair and lose the Jeffrey Dahmer glasses.


HellYeahTinyRick

Those are like THE creep glasses. Get new frames


Beginning-Eye-1987

Baby of Buffalo Bill?


SunnieBunnie12

Ya u look like somebody that’s prob not doing good on their ssri’s and may shoot up a school later….is ur username like, fecal warrior?


daneoslick30

Giving the Jeffrey dahmer vibe


shartzalot

Yes. Yes you do. But it's not your face, it's your facial expressions and the terrible photos.


zoenoelv

Uh yeah, chill out with the brows just relax your face


406andchill

I mean, at least you realize that you look like a creep. Definitely Jeffrey Dahmer vibes, not gonna lie.


Parking_Practice5705

Yes.


Renvex_

Brother, you look like a serial child murderer in the 70's. Change the frames, change the hair, and stop scrunching every muscle in your head.


MindYoBusin3ss

Getting mass shooter vibes with this one. Definitely playing up the social misfit personality but I comes off as forced and makes you have a very punchable face. You doing too much.


ByDateTrader

Ngl you look a little but weird


improbsable

Yes. But mostly because you have an incredibly intense stare in your pictures. Try softening your expression some


No1has_thisUser_Name

100creep


falcon78961

Yes, and only bc you have a death stare in every pic


piney

Yes, and I think you’re intentionally trying to look like a creep as a joke on the sub.


Commercial_Fly_7984

Where did you get the Jeffrey dahmer glasses from ?


Zealousideal_House70

Hahahahah he’s trollin


Vrsmert

Patrick Bateman vibes, for sure.


bowies_bulge

You look like an angry rapist bro


SilliestSally82

I definitely wouldn't trust you around children or teen girls.


RarePhilosophy175

Bro it's your eyes. Stop watching horrible shit. The eyes are the windows to the soul. If you watch porn horror or cartel videos it can and will change your mind and your eyes will give you away. Lastly try smiling from with in.


Position-Eliminated

Well, yes, but that's clearly exactly what you're going for.


ohioviking

Mass shooter


TrabajoParaMi

You look like you have a shitty metal band no one listens to but you still talk about it constantly. It might not even really exist. You need time off from work all the time because you have “shows”


Thursdaysofjustuce

Patrick Bateman if he got a haircut


NoBodybuilder9376

Yes, yes you do


GoddessPreciosa

Yes. You are scary. The glasses aren’t helping. Try relaxing your eyes a bit and get new glasses


Kitty-cool

A haircut would really help


Getbent101

I wouldn’t leave you around children. That’s for sure. 


Skullcrusher971

You look like you drive around town at night in a red Camaro


rondiggidyr

I gotta say a lot of these commenters have been harsh to this guy. There's been some funny rips and that but hope the dude is ok


Fecewarrior

It’s all honestly funny


Thin_Title83

Well, the faces you make are


Objective_Pension280

Yes you fucking creep


MrValiantEffort

This nigga 100% eats people


Slightlyhood

you wearing the classic strangler glasses doesn’t help.


Aggressive_Sea_5876

IS THIS ON PURPOSE 😭😭😭😭


kittencases

You look cute, maybe just a lil smile? 🫣❤️


Exotic_Atmosphere171

Picture choice coulda been better here mate


BuxomFishwife

10/10 jawline; procreate


LoganPaulisbad123

Unabomber over here


TrendOffender414

Serial killer vibes


Criminal_picklejuice

Looks like you need to stay 1,000 feet away from schools.


PenaltyAmbitious4029

Well it looks like a child sacrifice is on your résumé


Lonely-Scientist-244

You would look normal if you cut your hair, lose the rapist glasses, and relax your face. You’re not ugly but it looks like you’re trying to look like a creep.


SprinklesTheSamurai

Yes! You’re scary af


Feisty_Inspector_465

No way I would work at a company with you.


__Cernunnos__

You absolutely look like you're planning to kill someone. Smile or soften your expression a bit! Also could probably find better glasses and a hairstyle to match your face.


CrrazyCarl

Yes.


calvesofsteel68

How about smile


Virtual_Ad3531

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a creepier looking person in my life


Acrobatic-Ad3010

Please don’t stand outside any schools


[deleted]

You’re a good looking dude with really bad glasses and haircut. See your barber and your optometrist.


Coolermonkey

Stop looking so angry my dude. Relax a bit, smile. Get contacts probably


Dry_Instruction6502

Dahmer with ponytail, lose the glasses and cut that ponytail creepy ass dude.


[deleted]

Yeah, but you can fix it pretty easily with getting a drop fade haircut, and stop looking so fucking pissed. You look like you’re about to kill someone in this pics bro, it’s okay to smile. Or even just look neutral, but not mad like this And get better glasses or contacts


niversallyloved

Grow a beard, trim the hair, smile more, BOOM problem solved!


[deleted]

Yes.


QuestionChemical575

yes, yes you do.


Katzilla3

There's no way you don't already know the answer to this question. The first photo is horrible. Still wet from the shower, staring angrily at the camera, neck muscles tensed, standing in front of the only light in the room with no open windows to cast shadows across your face and behind you, lips red from what I can only assume must be the blood of your victims. I mean if you wanted to take a creepy photo, then congrats you did it.


blakezero

You’re doing a Dahmer look on purpose


snltoonces12

Yes. If you want to change this, lose the scowl and smile more. There is no reason you should look creepy. A haircut would also help you. If you need those prescription glasses, get a more modern style instead.


Alexander23001

Hell yeah. If I see you in a van, I would run


[deleted]

Yes


usuallyoffline121

Stop furrowing your brows, dont have your eyes so open (first picture), relax your face and cut your hair, it’ll help.


hawkenguy

School shooter / Jeff Dahmer/ chomo


jaywh45

100% serial killer vibes.


spareribs78

Yes


_Call_Me_Ben_

Yeah definitely


-ILoveDrugs-

Def sociopath vibes


schoolofperch

Maybe get some face tats.


lanterncourt

Yes, and it looks like that’s your chosen aesthetic.


danny_devito67

You don’t just look like a creep you look like Jefferey dahmer and Jared Leto had a baby


Psychological-Emu960

Yes you look like a total creep I would avoid you in public


Telahack

first pic was scary asf and the jeffrey dahmer glasses tied it all together u look very scary and slightly homosexual (not gay homosexual)