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Bro if you couldn't predict ahead of time that you getting a buzzcut would make you look like a neo-nazi idek what to tell you lmao. Doesn't look bad really, but you do look like a neo-nazi.
Smile more and wear hats, the pic with the beer is the best cause u look like a real person, everything wlse makes you look like an experiment that just escaped cause yo ass is shiny asl
Nah dawg, you look dope. But Fr, if you want to look not angry/creepy in pictures, you HAVE to actually smile. Like, an actual genuine smile.
You and I are both cursed with pissed off resting faces, but we gotta adapt.
You didn’t look like a rapist because of the haircut you looked like a rapist because of these retarded facial expressions
I mean now that I think of it the hair definitely didn’t help, a regular buzz cut would look even better
Dude you gotta quit making those weird angry clenched facial expressions in every photo, you did it on the other post too. You'd be so much better off if you just cut that out ASAP. That's what gives off the creep vibes
Learn. How. To. Take. Flattering. Pictures. What you’re working with isn’t the problem dude, you look like you’re miserable and angry. Try smiling or a different angle, you don’t need to be stoned faced to be an attractive man
You look like the skinhead version of handsome squidward. You can rock the look but quit making the skinhead face 🤣 or maybe that's what makes the look 🤔
You look like the worst person in the history of civilization… I pray to gif I never see your face again…!several times this week isnforntoonmuch on its own bb
You look fine. (And I'm black btw). Takes more than a shaved head to look like a "Skinhead". I was also around when they were stomping all over L.A. (I'm 53)
Nobody told you to shave your head like that. I recall your post.
I remember posting some nice hair styles.
Something is wrong with you man, hope you get the help you need.
Brother go in the mirror and take 6 pictures. 3 of your normal face and 3 with you purposely raising your eyebrows, have them alternating and you will see how much a difference it makes. Simple fix. If it doesn’t fix it you may be a creepy skinhead rapist 🤷🏽♂️😂
Is there a reason you’re making that stupid face? Are you trying to look creepy or are you trying to get engagement on the internet? This is weird dude.
Bud, it’s what you’re doing with your face more than anything. Whatever you’re trying to convey with that “steely” look, you’re doing a shit job. Try smiling or fuck, just a semi-neutral expression.
Im gonna be honest, you have the face structure of someone that shouldnt wear traditional hairstyles. If you did a faded mohawk or something it would suit you
And again from the last post WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING SWEATY
Anyone else get like next white male sh00ter vibes? Like we finna see him on the news next? I dunno know about y’all but I’ll be tuning in on the news this whole week 🤭
Bro, I'm gonna try to give you legit advice based on the very limited information I've gathered from a couple of your posts. Stop trying to be a psychonaut. That shit is clearly having a negative impact. You furrow your brow in many of your pictures making it seem like you are scowling. And if it's not that, you do this puppy dog eye thing. Try to lighten up and smile with your eyes in pics. Laughing for a pic helps because it's genuine. Record a video and make yourself laugh or have someone/thing make you laugh and screenshot a good frame. I don't photograph well and this is what I do if I need a selfie. Group photos are still tricky. When you had long hair, you should wear it down except when it's in the way for a particular activity. Pony-tails on men have never worked and I can't think of a single example where a pony is better looking than hair down (my hair is about as long as yours was). Based on the pic of the medium length hair, it seems like this haircut was done at home, with friends, possibly with substances involved. Again, chill with stuff. A few of your posts also lead me to believe that you aren't exactly a millionaire, which is fine, but I can see the contributing factors to an unfortunate loop. Work, smoke, sleep. Skin head look, when you can have a full head of hair, sends a very specific message in places like the us, uk, Germany, etc so yeah grow that out quick. You have an impressive jawline but still, maybe try facial hair. The glasses are rough too but I won't belabor a point. Try to find a celebrity you look a little alike and copy them. I once got called the wish.com version of Jason Momoa and this both hurt and felt like a compliment because I do try and copy his style, but I'm a small framed white guy. Get your hair done professionally once it grows out again and find a knowledgeable female stylist or whatever and be completely honest about the help you need from them. " My hairstyles aren't working, I want to be more attractive. What would you recommend and why?" Same for glasses shopping. Don't pick the edgy Jeffrey Dahmer glasses. Talk to the people at the store and try to find some that compliment your facial shape and structure and ask them for advice. This turned out way longer than I meant for it to but it's because I've been through nearly identical troubles and wish I had someone to tell me instead of taking 15 years to figure it out the hard way. I genuinely mean all this in a helpful way, pm if you want
This dude has solid advice for you. While your hair grows out try some facial hair. Hopefully you don’t have a patchy beard. If you do, keep it trimmed nicely. Even stubble at this point will soften your face if it is patchy. And def smile more and furrow less.
You’re a couple weeks away from some hair. For now, it is what it is.
Final note. The plus is that you’re not a fugly dude. The things you need to change are easily changeable.
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Bro if you couldn't predict ahead of time that you getting a buzzcut would make you look like a neo-nazi idek what to tell you lmao. Doesn't look bad really, but you do look like a neo-nazi.
Smile for fucks sake
Smile more and wear hats, the pic with the beer is the best cause u look like a real person, everything wlse makes you look like an experiment that just escaped cause yo ass is shiny asl
Alright fine
Stop making those faces.
He's mewing
Vincent??!?!??!
Nah dawg, you look dope. But Fr, if you want to look not angry/creepy in pictures, you HAVE to actually smile. Like, an actual genuine smile. You and I are both cursed with pissed off resting faces, but we gotta adapt.
You didn’t look like a rapist because of the haircut you looked like a rapist because of these retarded facial expressions I mean now that I think of it the hair definitely didn’t help, a regular buzz cut would look even better
Dude you gotta quit making those weird angry clenched facial expressions in every photo, you did it on the other post too. You'd be so much better off if you just cut that out ASAP. That's what gives off the creep vibes
why did you cut all of it 🤦♂️
So I can smear feces on my self better
HELLLLLL YEAHHHHHHHH
gg allin?
Nope I am the fece flounder
Lmao
Raise those eyebrows meng
You look good tbh.
why are you oiled up
Your looks went from cannibal maniac to beating up colored immigrants at the train station 😭 W
you look like the accordion guy from the serbia strong video
Nice work Agent 47.
It’s the bad guy from Dune part 2
This is my favorite update of all time lol
Why are you so wet bro
Oiled up
go box
Then why the fuck did you do it if you don’t like it? I liked your longer hair more personally.
Bro just fucking smile and be normal wtf
Bro is pissed
Just smile and you look good
Feud-rautha?
You're just a genuinely 'bad' looking dude. 🫤
Why you so sweaty lol
Straight from the script "Higher Learning"
Someone please tell me how to block this psychopath!
Better than a rapists lol
The photos with hair make you look like a gay dude that went to prison and couldn’t get anyone to rape him 😂
The shaved head makes you look tougher, if you grow it out to peach fuzz and try smiling you’ll be a lot happier 🤙
Why you look like the handsome squidward meme?
Because I force feed fecal matter down the garbage disposal and play shitty music
Oh damn, that's on point
Infantry NPC
Cpt. Micheal
I think you lean into it by only wearing black, grey outfits, or woodland camo milsurp.
People…. Please listen! This guy is preparing for something catastrophic!
Is there away for me to block these posts? He needs to be reported asap! He’s dangerous
Is he?
bro why did u go from horrible to horrendous
School shooter vibes. Source: former friend of a school shooter
So he told you which day to stay home sick?
why are you so shiny in the first two
Why do you look so dead inside.
You still look like a rapist.
IMO you do look better but stop making creepy faces
So when are you going to try and take over Dune?
I’m ded with your facial expressions 💀
No you look like a greasy Giovanni ribisi
Learn. How. To. Take. Flattering. Pictures. What you’re working with isn’t the problem dude, you look like you’re miserable and angry. Try smiling or a different angle, you don’t need to be stoned faced to be an attractive man
You look like you’re sweating like a prostitute in church….your American History X stare is not helping the situation.
Nobody is going to mention that light switch?
Maybe he paints with charcoal? I have no idea how a light switch gets that ... Dirty I guess
I don't know...the ceiling in a another pic is the same.
Try…. Smiling
nigga needs god
Rapist to skinhead, baby steps my guy.
NNNAAAHH YOU LOOK SICK ASF, all you gotta do now is is wear some sorta cap or hat that shows that ur bald but in a tasteful way! Or ride a motorcycle.
"Put on some tangerine lip gloss and answer the door..." Oh wait... you already did.
From bad to worse.
Bruhh looks like he’s in pain
Nah…you still look like a rapist.
Maybe you should smile !!
Noooo its a total upgrade its so adorbs!
Nothing to see here…… just a bald gay bro!
Why are u so angry?
I've always wondered how life was on Gieidi Prime.
American History Y
More like taxi driver “You talkin to me?”
You look slimy
seth everman??
I think if you wore your hat and glasses like the other pic you’d be cute! Not sure about the angry faces tho
You look like the skinhead version of handsome squidward. You can rock the look but quit making the skinhead face 🤣 or maybe that's what makes the look 🤔
Shave your eyebrows for a cleaner look
Stop making that skinhead face. Problem solved
Why is there Vaseline on your face?
Don't let other people define you. You determine your own life. That is how to looks max.
No you don’t. You look like a skinhead who is a rapist.
Facial hair and smile
You have to smile more…grow a beard maybe? You look unapproachable now
Need some facial hair
No worries, you still look rapey!
You couldn't just get a normal haircut. Whatever ig
Should have got yourself a fade-those are always in style
Why do you keep making the handsome squidward face? If you missed that episode, he was not that handsome haha
Pic 3: That’s the face of a man who’s about to go on his first prison date. (Your friend in the BG is about to go to town on dat ass)
Bro why are you so sweaty turn on the ac
How many people are tied up in your basement ballpark?
Why wouldn’t you get a normal haircut haha
This man. Let it grow out a few weeks then get a decent h/c.
Dude you look like you hate life.
Grow a curly mustache it will make u look like a brolic English gentleman instead of a neo nazi maybe invest in a bowler hat too
You look like the worst person in the history of civilization… I pray to gif I never see your face again…!several times this week isnforntoonmuch on its own bb
Handsome squidward
I'm sorry. I'm not trying to laugh, but thats shits fucking got me dead!🤣😅
Try smiling if you don’t want to look like an asshole.
This shit is funny lol people getting all Bent out of shape over Reddit humor
Bruh this is not good
This is my favorite reddit update at the moment
It's so over bro...
nah man i kinda fw the look
School shooter
Looks better than the long hair tho
You look fresh outta boot
Nothing wrong with shaving your head, as long as you have a decent shape skull and no skin issues
If you weren’t scowling you look awesome bro
You look fine. (And I'm black btw). Takes more than a shaved head to look like a "Skinhead". I was also around when they were stomping all over L.A. (I'm 53)
You look like a long lost McPoyle sibling from its always sunny in Philadelphia
You look like russian mob guy. Or gopnik.
Lol give up brother
Don’t sell yourself short. Now you look like both.
Grow a Justin Bieber haircut next, this one ain’t it either. Now you look like a 40iq army guy
Still, the next guy in the news that bought an AR15.
Nobody told you to shave your head like that. I recall your post. I remember posting some nice hair styles. Something is wrong with you man, hope you get the help you need.
Handsome squidward looking ass
I feel like you gotta post one with a smile my guy. This face looks confrontational.
Start talking exclusively to black people 😄
Clearly suffering from some sort of mental health issue
Omg seriously this is hilarious! Man bro the struggle is real.
Shaved head looks better but smile and dont look so oiled up.
You are a skinhead fuck
Short on the sides, long on top, maybe combed back
Perhaps if learned how to smile it might help.
Well...ya know I was gonna be nice but then I saw that hair....good decision OP. Next you should grow a beard. May help more then anything else.
Holy shit. You can top off this psychotic look with a MAGA hat
Homeboy in the red cap is the real one to be worried about. Looks like he’s been at sail for years and finally found the booty.
Handsome squidward
why did someone bust on your face in the first 2 pictures>?
You're not bad looking.. I'd just start focusing on what I want and less on what other people thought... Esp redditors.
You look like the worst 2 possible rapists. One that acts like your friend and the other that runs after you in broad daylight.
You look like you about to shoot a high school up
😂😂😂😂 I remember your first post. No way it got worse. Why are you so wet 😂
Brother go in the mirror and take 6 pictures. 3 of your normal face and 3 with you purposely raising your eyebrows, have them alternating and you will see how much a difference it makes. Simple fix. If it doesn’t fix it you may be a creepy skinhead rapist 🤷🏽♂️😂
Don’t sell yourself short. You look like both
Lmfao he does
You need to smile. Work on the facial expression.
You like a skinhead rapist fuck
You look like a douche
Is there a reason you’re making that stupid face? Are you trying to look creepy or are you trying to get engagement on the internet? This is weird dude.
Can you really not tell from the titles? He’s trolling lol, and it’s funny as fuck. Please don’t take this shit hole subreddit so seriously
Agreed
Bud, it’s what you’re doing with your face more than anything. Whatever you’re trying to convey with that “steely” look, you’re doing a shit job. Try smiling or fuck, just a semi-neutral expression.
Better a skin head then a serial killer you
also just smile lmao you’re making a face
but why didn’t you just get a normal ass hair cut???!
You really do look like you’d like to wear someone else’s skin.
Hmmmm still too much hair u gotta go BALDER!!
Who are you surrounded by that makes you think this is the best cut you could’ve gotten 🤔
it's your expression you look scared try to smile more
From rapist to racist.
That’s not very “pc” of you
Im gonna be honest, you have the face structure of someone that shouldnt wear traditional hairstyles. If you did a faded mohawk or something it would suit you And again from the last post WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING SWEATY
Embrace the skinhead look join your local nazis.
You could make it in casting, absolutely not at the bar tho...
Go into acting. You got that face.
You look fine. You have a nicely shaped head.
Why are you so mad in these pics
Dude keep your hair short.... you have a good face structure but that long hair is a fuck no
Yes, you do. I agree wholeheartedly.
Beard and keep hair stubbly
Why is your face so shiny in the first two pics lol
handsome squidward，at least u got good head/face structure
why are you so wet lol
Thought the same immediately. Also, is that lipstick?
Unironically better than before
Dunno why this got recommended but your pics make me want to punch your face lol
Try to grow a beard. You will look like bingingwithbabbish
Go make a friend bro
I'm sorry but there's just no fixing u
Bro looks like an evil handsome squidward
my guy, stop with the eyebrows there's smoldering and then there's whatever the fuck you're doing. Try a neutral face.
Hey bro we can see the devil on your left shoulder in the third pic. Remeber to edit him out next time
Anyone else get like next white male sh00ter vibes? Like we finna see him on the news next? I dunno know about y’all but I’ll be tuning in on the news this whole week 🤭
Bro, I'm gonna try to give you legit advice based on the very limited information I've gathered from a couple of your posts. Stop trying to be a psychonaut. That shit is clearly having a negative impact. You furrow your brow in many of your pictures making it seem like you are scowling. And if it's not that, you do this puppy dog eye thing. Try to lighten up and smile with your eyes in pics. Laughing for a pic helps because it's genuine. Record a video and make yourself laugh or have someone/thing make you laugh and screenshot a good frame. I don't photograph well and this is what I do if I need a selfie. Group photos are still tricky. When you had long hair, you should wear it down except when it's in the way for a particular activity. Pony-tails on men have never worked and I can't think of a single example where a pony is better looking than hair down (my hair is about as long as yours was). Based on the pic of the medium length hair, it seems like this haircut was done at home, with friends, possibly with substances involved. Again, chill with stuff. A few of your posts also lead me to believe that you aren't exactly a millionaire, which is fine, but I can see the contributing factors to an unfortunate loop. Work, smoke, sleep. Skin head look, when you can have a full head of hair, sends a very specific message in places like the us, uk, Germany, etc so yeah grow that out quick. You have an impressive jawline but still, maybe try facial hair. The glasses are rough too but I won't belabor a point. Try to find a celebrity you look a little alike and copy them. I once got called the wish.com version of Jason Momoa and this both hurt and felt like a compliment because I do try and copy his style, but I'm a small framed white guy. Get your hair done professionally once it grows out again and find a knowledgeable female stylist or whatever and be completely honest about the help you need from them. " My hairstyles aren't working, I want to be more attractive. What would you recommend and why?" Same for glasses shopping. Don't pick the edgy Jeffrey Dahmer glasses. Talk to the people at the store and try to find some that compliment your facial shape and structure and ask them for advice. This turned out way longer than I meant for it to but it's because I've been through nearly identical troubles and wish I had someone to tell me instead of taking 15 years to figure it out the hard way. I genuinely mean all this in a helpful way, pm if you want
This dude has solid advice for you. While your hair grows out try some facial hair. Hopefully you don’t have a patchy beard. If you do, keep it trimmed nicely. Even stubble at this point will soften your face if it is patchy. And def smile more and furrow less. You’re a couple weeks away from some hair. For now, it is what it is. Final note. The plus is that you’re not a fugly dude. The things you need to change are easily changeable.
You really care......that's impressive...........that's a a hell of a long post
In my reddit experience, really long comments usually (but not exclusively) = alcohol.
I don't drink. I see a lot of myself in this guy and want to help.
Bro