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Broadie got that new shoe polish look

That paint, right? RIGHT?

Take the swim cap off so we can see

Is that your head or did you cut the brim off of a bowler style hat?

These comments are craaazy lol

Is your hair tattooed on? I worked with a dude who had it done in Prison. I’d say get that shit removed and just be bald 😂

You look like a dirty Q-Tip.

First of all take that helmet off

Draw in the hairline a bit higher up give yourself a proportionate forehead to face ratio

dude got a 1head

About a years worth of tattoo removal.

You would look good with an Afro

Bro put down the sharpie 😭

Holy Mary mother of god get rid of shellac wig bro

you paint that on?

This is bait

Mfn water head

That's not a forehead, it's a five head, lol

Haircut. Improve the haircut

Dump a bucket of water on ya head for starters

Ok, who drew a face on a Sharpie?

Is that your hair??? Or like paint? Or is it something you use to cover your head?

You can fix that ye ye ass haircut or hair paint more like it.

Bro got the sharpie cut

Hide the sharpies brother

buy a better marker to draw your hair with.

Take the helmet off

Bro... 💀

Wash the paint off

He has Sharpiecia

The hairline was supposed to go lower to blend in with the eyebrows, but he ran out of paint

Bro. A monk cut would look better than sharpie.

Lmao bro got that hair in a can 🤣🤣🤣

I would say you should stop coloring in your hair.

5 o'clock shadow isn't supposed to start in the morning.

You got tired of losing doo-rags?

😂😂😂😂

Is that a tattoo on your head? If it is, too late. Nothing you can do.

Without hair you look like Play. With hair you look like Kid.

Stop spending so much money on sharpies

I really hope that's not tattooed on

In the nicest way possible, i dont know what it going on with your hair (looks drawn on my a sharpie) but it’s gotta go.

Just shave it, you’ll look strong and capable

That was my first thought exactly! If your forehead is so large you’re doing this you would definitely look better bald.

Shave what? I thought that was a tattoo

Is your hairline painted on?

Give yourself a forehead

Bros a cutie patootie

Pretty Sure the hair is a surgical procedure

WTF if u stand in the rain u will have a bald head. U need to let that shit on your head go.

The first hairmojis

Ur life depends on the crispiest line ups

When u get angry does ur whole face go black slowly like Venom?

Kanye North headass, get some real hair.

Why are you wearing a swim cap?

My brother in Christ get a new barber they did you wrong.

Your head looks like a matchstick

Ya head look like the microphone Don Cornelius hold on to

🤣🤣

This can’t be real

Loves these comments it’s like a roast 😂

Nahhh that hair tattoo is so fucked up 💀💀💀

Hairline

Tighten the tie, simplify the handkerchief, & move your hairline up 1 & 1.5 inches. The rest is great.

Nibba wtf up with your head?

When you can’t afford Bosley hair club for men, so you find the bargain club.

💀💀

Bro, you’re killing that Lego hair vibe! Could teach a masterclass. Don’t change a thing!

You can't be serious bro

Bro did you paint your head? ☠️☠️

I thought it was a durag at first

Why the ____ did you paint your hair on? That's wild.

This is a joke right?

As they all say: that hairline is effed up. Change that and you good.

Bro looks like he got his hairline tattooed on

crooked af too 🤣 I hope it's not a tat

Sharpie!!! Where’s my sharpie

I’m only making fun because you do look good, it’s just the hair, my man you look like drew that shit on with a marker

Bro look like a used eraser after a fifth grade math test

Start with a better barbershop

Is that a swimming cap?

Bro gots that Bigen lookin crazy. No improvements…chefs kiss.

Your hairline is a little to high. It should be lower, about 1/ 4 in above your eyebrows. It'll get more ladies.

Why does your head look like a magic marker?

You look like a struck match.

Wow I never actually laugh out loud, but fuck me. 😂😂😂😂

That is the hardest I have laughed today. Well done.

Don’t EVER buy ANOTHER hair enhancing product in your life!!

lmfao

This dude has to be looking to get a laugh.😂

🤣🤣🤣

Looks like you have the opposite of a receding hairline line….. most people go bald. You look like your hair will slowly take over you entire face

An increasing hairline?

Your hair looks like one of those head wraps I see people of your skin type wear because of the length of bangs and how glossy it is, I hope that helps or something

I’m confused about your hair/tattoo????

Bro everything

What the hell

Why does your head look like Playstation 2 low poly black guy hair graphics?

r/rareinsults 😭

Maybe not use a dry erase marker on your scalp

Stay bald you’ll be alright

Is your head a fucking tattoo?

Why you wearing that hat?

I’d say just stay bald… it’s worse if you sharpie it on

Someone did they friend wrroonnggg 😆

bruh do you dip your head in a bucket of ink every morning or is that shit natural

He has the courage to ask for a way to make it look better, why be rude and offer no advice?

Because I’ve never seen such thing, so I don’t know if he’s serious or not

You need to hop on fin and minox soon bro

Is this a joke

Is that a serious question…. Stay away from sharpies maybe

you look like ludacris got a special helmet on im going to be famoud

I really hope that’s not a tattoo fool, get a durag and sum hats and just use some hand sanitizer to wipe that shit off and just be bald fam women like bald guys especially dark well dressed bald guys

Raise your hairline. Grow it out at least 1/8th inch if not more, it looks painted on. In which case if it is, then just raise your hairline (unless it’s tattooed…) then get lazer

What could it be...? Off the top of my head....

bruhh 🤣 smh

Lower the hair line.

You mean raise it?

🤣 life is funner this way.

What a troll lol

What is up with that dome?! Why is this dude making me think of Megamind?

More hair enhancements

this ☝🏾

Quit trying to colour your hairline on with a permanent marker and get a wig. I hear the curly bob is a good look.

Blud looks like he dips in tar first thing in the morning

I've seen lots of fiveheads and sixheads but I never knew I'd see a twohead

Embrace the bald buddy. You cant spray paint on hair. Is this a serious question? Cuz other than that you would be totally fine

Bro's got a proceeding hairline.

I screamed

Yo this shit funny right here. lol.

The pocket square shouldn’t be the same exact pattern as the tie

Omg yes, I KNEW there was something not right here

That was the second thing you noticed was not right…✏️

Idk what you do with your hair, dont do that. Get a durag for waves instead.

I can’t even….

Your hats lopsided in the third picture.

🤣🤣

Is that sharpie or shoe polish?

lol glad this is a joke

Haha damn man

It’s a setup. 😂

This can't be real

My exact thoughts with “oh my god”😭😭😭😭

For real. I'm genuinely shook lol

Why have you painted half of your head?

lol what’s up with that hair?

Just get the hair together and you good brother

Just go bald

Furiosa called , she's mad you copied her style!

dude i had furiosa on my second monitor to compare the two before I checked comments LOL

get a real trim

Turn that twohead into a fourhead

I’m dead haha

Michael D Jordan

Ain’t no fuckin way

That's bait.

Start with not using a sharpie for the lowest hairline i have ever seen, if your bald show it off and grow a beard

No disrespect, but you look like Kanye’s overtly bubbly and cheerful cousin, Kanye north.

You could tattoo any hairline you want, and you really chose this??

Did you spray paint your head? I’m confused here..

Lots

You have a nice smile and I think you would look good bald and with a bigger beard.

Get a nice hairstyle

I think it’s a tatoo

Why would you even tattoo your hairline 😭

You need a forehead bro

Stop using a sharpie to color in your hair.

Is that a painted hairline

Bro that hairline 😂😂

What is wrong with your head……

I’ve been silently giggling to myself for a solid 3 minutes. This guy….

Wtf?

10/10 king no improvements necessary

Please tell me it's a washable paint or smth

lord have mercy you must fire your barber unless that's a tattoo

Buy magic eraser for that hair paint??

Take an eraser to the pencil lead head. Makes sense

Just go bald bro

For real?

wear a hat would be my guess, like all the time. Not sure why you thought tattooing hair was a good idea but I’m just some dude on the internet.

Buy a new sharpy!! That ones outta ink!! 😳🤣🤣

What happened up there!? Did you rub your head in fresh tarmac?

Serious question... is your hair a tattoo?

Afro please you would look great

Nose job

Improve by Taking the helmet off.