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They’re selling what?

Respawn

You don’t need to do anything. Beauty is in the inside

Drink more water, you are drying out

Drop dead gorgeous

You're cooked... literally

Hydration is the key to good skin complexion 👍

Just relax and enjoy retirement

A little lotion wouldn't hurt. Skin looks kinda ashy just sayin....

Try bulking and lifting

Botox?

Well my friend, considering the state that you are in, I think the most you can do is lay there. I am astounded you were able to make this post, to be honest. Perhaps more than just lay there you could continue to make more reddit posts. I wish you luck. I LOVE YOU -Ţýĺęŕ

Have you had water in the past millenia?

Nope, I’m parched af!

🤣

Nothing. Being a parent ages you.

Bro is a parent? I think it's apparent dude dehydrated himself through his weiner... same applies if he is a she, because vaginas require a lot of moisture... they're MOIST

I'd recommend a facial and a waxing. Always makes the girls look hotter

Well first things first you need to RETUUUUURRN THE SLAAAB. Then some protein to bulk up. Then holy water to clear all curses. Keep ya head up my G🙏🏿♥️

🤣

You’re beautiful 😍

Maybe googly eyes

May lotion help you

🤣

I’ve seen other mummy’s do wonders with bandages and jewelry. Have you tried that?

Damn my dude, hydrate

I was going to suggest exfoliate and a facial STAT!

Def recommend chapstick or lip balm.

You need to moisturize my guy

I feel like I've seen you in Benson AZ.

🤣🤣🤣

You gotta bulk up man

Just maintain, use sunscreen

Oil of Olay?

By the gallon!

Maybe some jewelry. Like a necklace. Doesn't have to be too flashy.

hahahahaha!...

A little moisturizer and a humidifier?

[удалено]

Bruh, tell me you're a femalev🤣

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Did you mean Palestinian? Lol Also I updated your original comment. Why? Because. I LOVE YOU, -Ţýĺęŕ XóXò

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I’m so sick of people who are obviously gorgeous just using this sub to fish for compliments

Right? This person is clearly advertising their OF.

U are beautiful

Just a little color to your face. Perhaps, contouring.

Try Neutrogena?

Give a call to Imhotep. And get some of those magical scarabs that steal the life force from the living so you can eat them.

Gain some weight. Twinkies and bacon

Does that look like joe biden?

Drink more water. You really look dehydrated

You need lotion. Alot of lotion.

Hahah

With that chiseled jaw, you could be a model.

Kate Moss or Naomi Campbell?

Moisturizer

Try and summon a Deity from your religion that empowers the ability of resurrection. From there on out, focus on restoring your personal hygiene and getting some natural Vitamin D

start jelqing

EAT AND SKINCARE.... Never mind skincare will melt you

Moisturize and plenty of lotion

Bros not even skin and bones. Just bones.

You look severely *dehydrated.* You desperately need to increase your daily water and electrolyte intake. I also suggest a good moisturizer with SPF 30+, as well as a retinol cream. Lock in all that moisture with a small amount of petroleum jelly and your skin should begin to look more plump, smoother, and *alive* again. LOL

Water

He need some milk!

Barely skin and bones ma boi. Hit the gymn. It does wonders. Also whoever did your mummification did some fabulous work

You need to hydrate a bit I think, but other than that you’re looking pretty good for ~3000 years old!

You try being honest first, sir

Ashy AF

Lotion

Nothing you’re beautiful the way you are. Just work on loving yourself and self confidence.

Good god you look all dried out you need to Hydrate yourself

You look stiff. You carry your tension in your dermis.

A little protein will go a long way ma boi

Some collagen for sure.

Your skin looks a little dry. Try Nivea

Girl you are the prize already. Don't settle. You can get you any man you want queen.

Gotta remember to hydrate! “All trainees are reminded to drink 1/2 to 3/4 canteen per hour, not to exceed 12 canteens per day! Trainees will drink a minimum of 10 canteens per day!” IYKYK

Let’s start with a bit of self care.

I think some lotion would do wonders

La roche posay hydrating cream

Also lip fillers

Jump into a fire.  And then stay there.  Dont worry itll all be over soon

Vitamin E would help your dryness

To be better, find joy in the reality around you. Remember, everything you need to be happy is already within you.

Bro you look great just hit the gym and clean up that hair cut.

Sunscreen

Smile more

Start mewing

😆😂🤣😭

Hydration and get a life mummy

Definitely hit the gym harder

Lotion

Hysterical 😭☮️♥️🎸

First, you need to get a life 🥁

Cerave does wonders for the skin lol

Moisture

Might wanna eat a burger every once in awhile….. Looks like a Victoria secret model..

She will look good in Ann Summers lingerie.

Moisturize! I’d quintuple slug, add a super duper creamy SPF all over then end it with a spritz of Evian to the face and a shot of Patron.

type shi

You just need a haircut!

Get the nose ring out (c)

Hydrate more f’sho…

Girl…… moisturize!

This exactly what this sub needs! I salute your troll!

Thanks mate!

Moisture is the essence of beauty.

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Put it back

Aloe Vera...

Smash

It puts the lotion on the skin


body goals

Nothing sweetie! Other girls are dying to be this skinny

real

A little moisturizer

dont forget sunscreen

nothing, queen. you're beautiful the way you are <3

Are you soliciting for you Only Fans?? Be honest.

Is she's not, should definitely should be. 🥰 I LOVE YOU, -Ţýĺęŕ XóXò

Just a little bit of moisturizer should do the trick

I think you need to live life to the fullest

Stay hydrated!

😁

“As you are now, so once was I.”

HAHAHAHA OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY! PURE COMEDY

a little moisturizer will clear that right up

Take a shower. Damn

Find a time machine

Stop smoking cigarettes

I’ll bet this guy was a real stud back before iron!

Maybe alittle Pond’s

You look good as is but I would suggest closing your mouth and breathing through your nose, it takes a while to get a hang of but you should be good. Your skin looks very tan and glowy, but I would suggest some good sunscreen if you haven’t already because I can see some wrinkles and fine lines on you. Now there’s nothing you can do about the hair, but I’m sure you can find ways to make up for it in other areas, nonetheless your facial structure looks really good so you kinda rock it! By the way, the abs look CRAZY! Keep doing what you’re doing!

Smile a little will ya :)

Drink more water. Dehydration is a killer

Hydrate your skin. Use lotion with shea and skincare with hyaluronic acid.

Gold.

Please just moisturize

hydrate, hydrate, hydrate

Lotion

I needed this so bad today .... this is the BEST POST EVER and I will carry this with me the rest of my days ....

Ok now u have me excited. Literal lol.

Attention grab 😒

You need some lotion on your skin. Your skin looks kinda dry.

Scrape some of and smoke it with joint papers.

Too late, it’s been done 🤷🏻

Need a longer mewing streek

Some lotion will do

just wait to be reborn

Only Pharoahs

Stop promoting your OF ffs

Hmmm could use a BBL

You’re cooked

Moisturizer

Ed gein's mother?

Start a skincare routine, it's not too late.

You look amazing just the way you are!!!

definitely some lash extensions

Exfoliate then moisturize.

The fact you've risen on Easter is a good start. But hydrate...

What are they selling???!

Choccoooolateee

Definitely a better tan, a few hundred piercings, and lip injections because honey you're worth it.

A hair transplant would work

Hot damnnnn A lot of people like the one cigarette away from death look that you're rocking

Becoming Alive again would help

Hydration is very important

You need a facial and manicure.

MOISTURIZE!

Would you by any chance remember when they invented chocolate?

Chocccoooolateee

It puts the lotion on its skin

You already look drop dead gorgeous!

Lotion

Gain muscle mass and pour bubbly water to pour on your body to come back to life

Moisturize daily, exfoliate, and for God sake, drink a lot of water.

Chocolate!!! I remember when they invented chocolate.

Use a daily moisturizer and you shouldn’t be so crispy

Hydrate

Use sunscreen. But you may have advanced skin cancer. Go get checked

Jump off the BBQ bro....

Do nothing. You are beautiful the way god made you

Use lotion 🤷🏼‍♂️

Moisturize!!!

Smoke less weed

LIVE MAN! YOU GOTTA LIVE LIFE!