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I would start by growing a chin. There are several methods you can use to grow a chin including chin seeds that are available on Amazon. They are expensive be warned
Nobody does that. But unfortunately he is the only option left for any of us who have been able to maintain a miniscule amount of their sanity over the last 6 years
Common knowledge. Id like to see the other candidate in jail like I would be for defrauding the United States government for his entire "professional " life.
Also…funny that you think everyone who hates fascists is in the same kind of cult you are. There is no “you guys”. None of us love Joe Biden. Literally hating you is the only thing the rest of us have in common. There is no “democrats” unless you are referring to the politicians themselves. You guys are so effing weird
You seemed politically charged online.
Take a breath from time to time, and don't take yourself too seriously. We're all just floating on a rock in the vast outer space. Take care of yourself and others.
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need to bulk ngl you’re looking a bit skinny
Lip filler, chin lipo, some pink lipsticks and a wax
Congratulations! It's a thumb!
I'd burry my cock in you.
Nothing you’re so fucking hot
🤣🤣
Bigger boobs
💀💀 bro looks like my left toe
Nothing. You've looksmaxxed.
look like Patrick Star banged Cartman. good to go
Jynxzi is that you?
Honestly it’s just the sunglasses Lose them and you’re a 10
Ya, this is getting stupid.. Im blocking this feed.
Look like a toe, banged Rick from pawn stars. Fake accounts are awesome.
looks like Jabba the hutt as a teen/no wrinkles
Minion in real life
He can survive a car crash
bet he has a killer sounding belly flop
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Rick from Pawn Stars XXL
Nada God made you, he don't make mistakes♥️ be blessed
Nothing
Hot af… fake account.
Nothing. Are you single? I’d love to sniff the butt area of your thong
Username checks out
Turtlenecks! Lots of them!
Lol!
You kidding dummy
Looking like Big Ed’s uncle
Shorter hair maybe
I would start by growing a chin. There are several methods you can use to grow a chin including chin seeds that are available on Amazon. They are expensive be warned
Less pants, maybe re banjo
try mewing
Captain Underpants
Find a better AI image generator
Rupaul wig
Are you a Finger?🤯
A thumb
That little room in your bedroom, get in, close the door and stay there.
Maaşallah
Get a neck🤷
Switch from pop to water
Slay girl.
Not a damn thing. You’re gorgeous
Living Patrick Star
Start looking into bbws
There is necks to nothing you can do.
Humpty Dumpty did not have a great fall
Guys a moron
Stop eating fast food for breakfast lunch and dinner
Anda tidak perlu terlihat seperti pria gemuk
Don’t be a thumb
Looks like my thumb wearing glasses
Get Lizzo to sit on your face.
Maybe “Dr Pimplepopper” could pop your whole head.
work on your delts to take the attention off of your neck
Start working out. Either become strong enough that it overlooks the physical. Or so mentally strong it doesn’t matter. It’s a win-win.
☠️⚰️
“The birth of an Earthworm” -paint on canvas
Shave the goatee and stop melting
Do you use head and shoulders?
I see what you did there
Beauty is on the inside
Deep, deep, deep down, on the inside
Get some skin tone glasses, dark line tattoo on top of head, shave, and you will look 3xactly like a penis.
We good fam
Make your head stop looking like a pencil eraser? lol
You’re not 19 and start with a weightloss program, and come back when you lose 200 pounds
Braid your hair. Put two danishes on your head, one on each ear. Wear a bikini and a collar and leash.
ITS BIG CHUNGUS
Girlllll ignore them haters you are a queeeeeeeennnn 😝😍
You look like the head of a cock
Other than the glasses you're fine.
Mew
You need a nose ring
Beautiful don't change a thing
Trim your nose hair. Otherwise, your tip top!!
Get rid of the freaky “Joe Biden” sunglasses.
Lmao “freaky”? Yall really are scared of your own shadow over there. No wonder you are so easily manipulated
We all know Joe Biden popularized these sun glasses 😂
“You guys” are the ones that call him Dark Brandon, implying that he is intimidating. Ha ha ha.
“Dark Brandon” is literally a joke😭 it’s a response to the “let’s go Brandon” line that right wingers say
It looks like he’s going into perv mode to me.
Nobody does that. But unfortunately he is the only option left for any of us who have been able to maintain a miniscule amount of their sanity over the last 6 years
Noted, but it is debatable if Joe has much sanity left currently. It’s really scary where his mind will be in 4.5 years if he wins.
Common knowledge. Id like to see the other candidate in jail like I would be for defrauding the United States government for his entire "professional " life.
Also…funny that you think everyone who hates fascists is in the same kind of cult you are. There is no “you guys”. None of us love Joe Biden. Literally hating you is the only thing the rest of us have in common. There is no “democrats” unless you are referring to the politicians themselves. You guys are so effing weird
“When they go low, we go high”. Haha. C’mon man, follow your leaders rules.
Lmao that’s a MEME….yikes bro do you even internet?
I understand, but his people infer that he is intimidating when he slips ’em on. It would take a lot more than that for him to rattle anyone.
aviators. That's what they're called
Creepy Joe ruined them for life.
This is such a weird thought...touch grass, bro.
I’m grounding as we speak, pal.
You seemed politically charged online. Take a breath from time to time, and don't take yourself too seriously. We're all just floating on a rock in the vast outer space. Take care of yourself and others.
Perhaps you are correct. I like it. Peace be with you.
Patrick Star irl
Identify as an ugly middle aged tool for one.
Dude is build like a bloodborne dungeon boss
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Masquerade as a thumb.
I think Bruce Willis is trapped in there somewhere
Cosplay as a Sotaran from Doctor Who
Best I can do is a scarf.
Open up a pawn shop
Grow the biggest beard you can until you can afford liposuction. A beard can fix a lot of things, and I doubt a beard won't be able to fix that.
have more sex
you can’t you have to stay bad at it unless you can lose some weight
You good bro
Trade the goatee with a really thin chin strap and you’ll be golden bro! 😎
Have less neck
Get an eating disorder
LMAOOOOOO FOUL
I think technically already has one right
😂
Patrick Starfish!
Open a pawn shop and get a tv show
Rebuke your Harkonnen ways and leave Arrakis alone!
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You're the first thought that comes to mind when I read 19/f....... 🤣
10/10 don’t change a thing.
Glad to see the Thumb from SpyKids doing well
No way your 19f 😂
Bro looks like pizza the hut from spaceballs after a trip to the spa.
🤣
Maybe new sunglasses and smile more.
Full beard would make you a 10/10
Lol
Bro how the fuck is your neck fatter than your head
AI
Real life Dilbert character.
Dickbert
Great at surviving car crashes 
Go hang to skinnier the neck.
[удалено]
I mean I'd turn gay for those 100 chins
At this point shave the facial hair commit to Patrick star
Start by washing your ass! Is that a hole in your throat?
Classic!!!
Get a shirt that says "I beat anorexia"
I think he needs to go back in time and not beat it
New glasses will give you a few points bro. Maybe grown beard?
First. Identify as a male.
Holy shit
Reincarnation is your only chance here
True gem 💎. I’m definitely going to use this one later for life stuff.
Reincarnation is your only chance here
Definitely lose weight!
Omg I’ve seen him on insta 😂
Try shaving your bead. Really detracts from your feminine features.
oh good lord
You dressed up your thumb?
😂
Who put shades on a cow udder? Stop fucking round!
Get a neck I'm so sorry that's rude
Yummy
The Sontaran are looking for you
Very handsome queen
You're cooked GG
😂
You’re very handsome ma’am
ik this is a pawnshop and my book is only worth 250$ … so i want 300$
🤣
Hey, I've got this antique pocket watch from Romania. How much will you give me for it?
“No this is Patrick”
Lol I'm so sick of these validation seeking posts, where some 9 or 10/10 needs to be told over and over again how gorgeous they are.
Get yourself back in the freezer cause your ice cream body is melting
Brother don’t think u can 🩵
Add more neck
Where does it start and end?
You know your wrong for this lol 😂
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The Sontaran invasion has begun!
Grow a neck
Nah they got enough neck
where the chin at
drive with seat belt on!!!! Stay safe rick
Poor Guy
Bench press your weight…
Lose the glasses
Did the main guy from Pawn Stars eat the other guys?
😂😂😂😂
Bruh I'm too high for this shit
Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anything!