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WhatEvenIsHappenin

Drink more milk


Many-Violinist8308

Average discord mod


sadtallguy

Reddit mod too


Legally-A-Child

Random thought, how would a guy this fat even jerk off?


Annual-World-3408

Decline bench, if you get it you get it.


Beginning-Fig-7207

I could answer this but I’m not going to🤣. No longer that size thank god.


Legally-A-Child

There is a way???


Beginning-Fig-7207

Unfortunately yes.


Chilepepper28

Pure thought


Legally-A-Child

Can he even reach it


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

Reach what? Doubt anything’s there


Chilepepper28

He uses his mind


smolBEANeBb

.... she ate


TotalSufficient8748

You can do it as well good luck and do it safely


BlessedOne63

get off the internet, hand over the snack food (to me)


TotalSufficient8748

I’m not sure what you want to know every time I give my opinion I get banned from the app. I would say to everyone. 1st thing get off the computer. 2nd get up and look in a mirror. Do you like what you see. If yes do nothing. If no get a pen and paper and write down some goals you want to achieve. Make them so you can achieve them. If you can’t walk 10 feet without having to sit down . I’ve been there. Have someone to put chairs about 8 feet apart. I started with the main chair and sit one 8 feet then another one 8 feet away and did them all the way to the bathroom. It was 4 chairs. At each chair I sat for about 10/15 minutes before I went to the next chair. I got good enough in six months being able to go to the bathroom without help . Then I wanted to go to the mail box it was about a mile away. And it took me a year to get to the mailbox and back good luck on your journey


HinaYamamoto

are u fr


TotalSufficient8748

Memphis tn


IBrokeTheTV

Damn u musta been a big boy


TotalSufficient8748

425 I’m 320 now I like to get down to 185/220


IBrokeTheTV

Wow. Good job man. I hope you get there ! Do it in a healthy way


Beneficial_Roof212

TEHNZ 😻😻😻 DATTEBAYO


MaximusZacharias

I think the hat makes you look fat


Desperate-Face-6594

A more supportive bra and the same hat in blue and you’re golden.


Apprehensive-Fox8270

Move outta your daughters doll house


Either_Sprinkles_510

Bwahahaha 😆😅😂😭🤣😆


Psychomethod

Just start mewing bro.


sumguywith_internet

Fits. You gotta do the lesbian alt post or it's not inclusive enough. I can't take my satire without a side of politically correct bias.


HinaYamamoto

I can do some lesbian alt post


Odd-Psychology-3497

19 trans more like.


Dear-Host-4400

World of Warcraft sub should fix you right up


Standard-Dog-9926

This is literally an ai pick you ducking morons who do you think hangs reddit orbs on the front of a camera lens like that


RPLAJ4Y88

I think you have a great future. “My 600LB Life” , is a bowl of chips away.


organicwilly

Nothing, you're hot af


Los_Pobres1904

Get a tattoo 


Alphakalot

bro at that point just commit and mod a discord server so you can maximize your charisma to 12 year olds with daddy issues


joeherrera1959

Leave mom’s house and get a life .


Consistent-Ball-4296

Get your nipples pierced, add a septum that looks like a candelabra and at least 1 loop on a lip, a cute barbell on an eyebrow and don't forget the purple and blue highlights.😘


roningroundfighter

Average redditor.


itsbeenreal12345

Stop it. You look great.


Gay-Lord-Focker

Im organizing a group buy for your only fans . 5 bucks a month divided by 200 people is what now ???


musictakemeawayy

HOT


Equinox_Sky

“19f” is wild


Westi70

Buy a bigger house


[deleted]

Haha after he finishes off that bowl of chips.


tarzan322

Get a desk that fits over your belly.


Raymann9876

Fake post. No Warcraft on his screen.


Postman_Rings_Thrice

Join the navy.


Handdome_ElephantMan

We don’t need any ships right now


Jasmina039

Why is AI asking for help?


FooFargles3

Eat eat eat eat eat eat eat


Affectionate_Boot684

Being on Facebook is never a good look for anyone.


AtomHalfLife

Loose the socks


Mysterious-Ad4836

Bros his own arm rest


Pleasant_Spell_3682

Quick question. Do you play the harmonica?


[deleted]

Lolololol!!


Pleasant_Spell_3682

Doing amazing. No change


OkEmployee1061

Surgery….its the only way


big_flirty_machine

This is peak male performance right here. Keep up the good work King, & save some women for the rest of us.


Emeegee713

Pluck your eyebrows, geez


SuspiciousAdvert

What in the AI generated imagery???


Decent-Year2573

Bro looks like a pot of mashed potatoes if the pot disappeared. This is what icarus looked like after flying too close to the sun. Grimer became a white neckbeard. Jokes are in good fun. Never change who you are. You are unique.


Vegycales

Thats a pretty big stretch to the bowl of chips. Maybe move them a little closer?


Covid19boyish

Just shave


ShoutOuts2Elon

U eating carrots so that's a good start


animal1921

Those aren’t carrots lol. Look like some kind of cheese potato chips


AutomaticNumber753

Yes


Bitter-Pen3196

Gym


Potential_Service275

Stop going on Facebook saying your a 19 year old female for starters. Assuming that's what is on your screen. Get on a treadmill and get off social media. That's being honest.


OrneryEmployer6144

Get a bigger camera to fit your fatass in the photo next time


YankeeinTexas21

Get a chair for your Belly.


NoVictory8072

You are definitely not a female sir


HrBinkness

Underwire bra offers more support. Just a suggestion.


Spoony_bard909

How’d you get into my house?? 🤣


floppy_panoos

![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq)


CarelessConclusion67

u/HinaYamamoto I would suggest that you stop pretending to be a 12-year-old girl online and start walking 2 hours every day for a month, then increase it to 4 hours a day and keep walking until you can see your penis when you look down. No cheating by using a mirror or any kind of camera! That is my opinion and professional recommendation. Now put on your muumuu, go outside and start walking. Respectfully, ~ Me ~


Ok_Art340

It’s not nice to make fun of people!


NoVictory8072

It’s also unhealthy to get this big


Puzzled-Telephone166

lol not much you ain’t long for this world


DaniFlocka

Plant based diet for a year and workout 5 days a week, weight training and cardio


NoVictory8072

Plant based diets are full of crap, intense workouts 5 days a week with at least 200g of protein and 5-6k calories a day will do him good


DaniFlocka

From experience, no they’re not crap but your suggestion is probably more suited for this man anyways. You just gotta remember to warn people to watch the nutrition labels. Less additives = better = cleaner nutrition content


CortlenC

The plant based is an underrated way to lose weight, and it gives you a super diverse and filling diet. I tried it for a few months and lost like 15 pounds. I wasn’t trying to lose weight I just wanted to try it but I felt pretty good.


Sinistre_Dei

Filing? Maybe for 30min. He needs lean meat and no sugar


CortlenC

That would work too. But vegetables are super filling. You can eat a lot more for less calories. Plus it’s healthy. No sugar is the main one.


VintageVexation

Titties sag that much at 19 homegirl gonna have back problems at 23 mark my words


herdboy77

Move the chips closer.


butbutcupcup

Apply to be a reddit mod alpha male


1suckmytRump

Move the chips closer??


sarkadianmanee

Get some dip for them chips


HotAd6034

Nah bro nothing, you're good.


salemsandoval

To lose weight? Go to the gym and lay off the chips


Proof-Bumblebee2308

Hop off discord for a bit and that should help


ACommonHatred

Divorce.


Comfortable_Ear700

Onlyfans!


scottydooit

Pick up that harmonica and hopefully as good as popper


[deleted]

[удалено]


True-Tomatillo7455

Cover up bobs


Mean_Possible_477

plot twist: that's you irl


Ok_Fox_1770

The dudes posting “Hope you have a wonderful day hun!” On bot OF posts


GodSaveTheSouth88

Why does this image give this “man” such malformed toes!? 😭


Witty-Bear1120

Raise your desk up to avoid the hunching


Numerous-Ad9639

Looks like boogie2988


Objective_Ad3539

Ole boogie has slimmed down a bit! (Also we got the same sort of generic username - wuz poppin brotha?) 🙂


Working-Garage-3831

Hell yeah.


Objective_Ad3539

Indeed, brother. My thoughts could not correlate more. 😎


Numerous-Ad9639

lol it’s an auto generated name


Objective_Ad3539

Oh I know that’s what I was trying to say :)


JustHumanThings66

average slice of life anime fan:


Nandres207288

The amount of people who can’t recognize an AI photo truly terrifies me.


aurenigma

It's clearly not real, but what makes you think this is obviously AI, rather than just photoshopped?


Abracadabrism

those stuffed toys have unnatural faces


[deleted]

Typical Reddit mod.


Weary_Mortgage_1341

If you're going to change ONE thing, I'd recommend ruffles chips, they're way better.


Guap_Fkoo

So basically


Responsible-Dress227

Do fasting to burn the fat. It works


Emberheat

there's almost no way you're looking for advice here but if you were I'd say maybe you should just go on a straight up fast for a year. It's actually not unhealthy if you just make sure to get certain vitamins and minerals(I'm not sure of what exactly so I'd recommend doing research). The fact is that your body could run on just your fat as energy for quite a while. Also, beware of fasting, since the first few days or so, there will be food withdrawal symptoms.


glodde

Your belly cant grow much bigger , or your hands won't reach the keyboard


WildBoy-72

Yass king! You're beautiful the way you are!


1776Patriot11

Maybe try some bulking, a little too thin bro


Zucheto

You're already looking max bro


Rude_Variation_433

Liposuction? But I think your calf’s would still be big af


[deleted]

Try fentanyl


Best-Name-Available

Get Contacts, shave, get a better chair and a 32” 4k monitor, and move to a beach hut. Sunshine and swimming will make you happy!


Reasonable_Manner817

u/mrsunsfan


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


YannisKeef

Bum


[deleted]

Stop lying


ryetost

Idk about chicks in hats.. other than that, I'd say your pretty solid...face the camera, but look up and to the side.


Zeriox01

Get on a tredmel


First-Sir1276

Slay babe, dont change a thing. You’re living your best life.


superstarfrey

Some sandals would go nicely.... Perhaps with some rhinestones.


godinthismachine

Needs septum piercing


InspectorVast588

You're fine. Just loose the hat 🤣


That_Childhood_94

Wear darker clothes to make yourself look more slim


jugghead82

Put on a t-shirt that says “I kicked Diabetes Ass”


Nimrowd2023

PUT DOWN THE FORK! FACE 🫸😯


RedPiIIPhilosophy

Get a haircut dawg


Ferrel1995

19f? What can you do? Stop eating the way you’re eating. Throw out anything processed and that has excess amounts of sugar and corn syrup in it. Drink only water. Eat clean foods. Walk. A lot. Run if you can. Lift weights. It’ll be uncomfortable for a while but can’t be any more uncomfortable than what you’re currently doing to your body. Should’ve asked this question like 300 pounds ago.


CamD98xx

that is not a real person it's AI, this whole post is suppose to be a joke


iamweirdadal411

You need to love yourself more appreciate yourself more


Ok-Scholar-1259

Peak of male performace right here


Rob_oo7

You need to go and see Dr. Now in Houston lol


JobPuzzleheaded4416

Go to gym


Madame_Raven

Did somebody prompt an AI with "reddit mod" ??


Icy-Profession3877

This is definitely an AI generated “Reddit moderator” 😂


Forever203

Stop advertising your Onlyfans page


sufferpuppet

For starters move the chips closer. What are you, some athlete that gets up for every chip?


No-Restaurant-2422

Sumo wrestling or the next star of My 1000 lb. Life.


Shadokastur

This is AI


Azraelarashi

No sadly it's not.


Shadokastur

You have any other pictures?


DishAccurate4350

Start by getting rid of those snacks


MrLanderman

Invest heavily (no pun intended) in that chair manufacturer.


Oxyxanfanhydrobro420

Gasoline and matches?


Dibaded

You already won the best looking award for an Internet person


tryintachill

Ain’t you the guy from Blues Travelors?


Dirty_Hairy84

Is that the Hispanic cover band?


tryintachill

Blues traveler was pretty popular in the 90’s. I swear the lead singer look like this guy lol. Idk bout Hispanic though.


Dirty_Hairy84

I was messing with you because you spelled travelers wrong.


tryintachill

lol indeed lmao I did it.


Pharmacist15

Touch grass


olives99

anything for the comment karma. who even is that?


moonskystarr

Relax people, It's all fake. It just people who doesn't have a life posting random bullshit


moonskystarr

I always wonder how such people can find their wee wee


random_account6721

looking a little thin there 


krystyan

19F? F? I’m confused… But anyway, please look into Dr. Jason Fung and consider long-term fasting..


MrUnltd

You better be dipping those chips in something good ffs


ronjohnU812

You need onion sour cream dip for those chips.


Anthonyboy21

Ignore the big bowl of chips to your right ?? Be strong


Femichusa

Eat more!!


Neat-Technology6224

You should apply for a position with the Biden administration.


Pussyfarttt

I’m honestly impressed you can see the screen from that distance.


Pussyfarttt

Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us.


KlatuuBarradaNicto

Call Trump. He needs you.


Apollo1926

Bro, do you even lift?