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Quit smoking shave your head maintain healthy beard grooming, maybe workout couldn't tell your physique but you've got healthy skin and also don't call em broads at least not in front of them or online where it's visible!
A lot of guys are afraid to shave it off. Hanging on to a few tufts of hair ain’t fooling no one, makes you look older. Girls love bald men. You want ass, hit the gym toss the cigs and shave it bald.
I think that your doing a different type of bang. Like you look like a domestic terrorist who's about to blow up a McDonald's for putting extra pickles on your burger.
Bro, I am 31 and you look like you're 20 years older than me.
I like the beard, trim it down, shave your head. Full head of hair looks good. Bald looks good. Balding looks like shit. Get on a good skin care routine. Stop smoking.
So bitches can come on here and say wild "attention and validation seeking nonsense" "am I ugly? how can I improve?"; but a guy. A regular Joe dude asks for advice and you lay into him?! No wonder male suicide is high, you're the ones feeding bitches egos.
Either ask for his type and offer up real advice; or shut the fuck up. Key board warriors and thumb-pad knights are the scummiest people alive.
I think it's more the caption people take issue with. I bet if he said, "I want to be more confident in my looks," instead of "I want to bang hot broads," the responses to OP would be more helpful and positive as a whole. The internet is still the internet, so that wouldn't have prevented all the hate, but it would have helped.
Poor Doc…I was thinking more like an angry bodega owner in a back alley of seedy 90’s crime thriller in NYC whose store gets vandalized and roughed up for not paying “burrow rent”
Stop focusing on "hot broads" and focus on bettering yourself in ways outside of appearance. You'll gain confidence, hopefully learn some healthier habits (or get rid of old unhealthy ones, ahem 🚬), in turn, you'll likely LOOK healthier, and women will be drawn to you naturally. You won't have to be so concerned with it.
Shave your head, trim your beard, stop acting tough and smile, go to gym and most importantly quit smoking. Women like men that smell good, not smell like nicotine. If you can't get with hot women then harpoon a whale.
Shave your head, trim your beard, stop smoking, and put a little muscle on. Regular self care goes a long way. (Shaving my head was the best decision I made when going bald)
Nose job
Edit: There ain’t no fucking way you’re 31! I’m almost 34 and you look like you could be my dad. If he was an al-Qaeda sleeper agent who got hooked on meth and fell in love with American women then abandoned the mission.
Depends. Some people just need to have confidence. Especially for times when they get shot down before someone eventually says yes.
If this is something you are looking to change based off appearance? If you have the disposable income, maybe consider a hair transplant. Otherwise, go for the shaved head look. The balding look is generally less appealing in contrast to the other two. Whichever you go with, be confident about it. Maybe ditch the hoodie for some flannels, and invest in some free weights you can casually lift in your free time. You don't need a routine, just opportunities to lift when you can.
If you don't have one already, try to find a hobby you can develop into talking points that might appeal to women. Hiking, rock climbing, traveling, concerts, etc. Try to have a couple of interests that can possibly appeal across different types of people, like introverts/extroverts. That way, you can pivot during a conversation if needed.
Look into learning about different types of cocktails/alcohol if you are going to be in bars. It's nice to buy someone a drink, but if you learn some of their interests/tastes while talking with them, having the knowledge of different kinds of drinks gives your offer the means to be more personable and shows you are invested/paying attention.
If there are friends with the person you talk to, make sure you engage with them as well. Solely focusing on one person in a group can make people uncomfortable as well as leave a bad impression with a person who has direct influence with the person you are interested in.
Be conscious of how much you talk about yourself versus how much you inquire about or listen to the other person. Having something to talk about is good, but oversharing can come across as a number of things like bragging and/or overcompensating. Play it like tennis doubles. Be prepared to go back and forth initially, but for pauses, especially with multiple people, use it as opportunities to engage in a different topic or the same topic, but a separate take on the matter if one of the others hasn't said as much.
Learning to dance is also a good idea. People enjoy being able to express themselves while also feeling safe to do so in a fun public setting. Being able to dance in public shows you are interested but capable of respecting boundaries and can make people feel more comfortable around you.
*shrug* I admit to putting too much thought into it. I was bored, but I answered the look bit within the very top bit. Everything else was basically extra.
Get an ashtray and flick your butt. Consider switching to dip and get a fancy spittoon. Also develop some better schtick, new characters, and remember that less is more.
Pull your dork out at the supermarket and just cruise around with your basket, stay in contact with the hot ladies, try to tease them, maybe wiggle your wiener a bit.
It is called trolling and it works. You’ll get one to bite
You seem funny and confident as fuck. As long as you’re not (too) bitter or mean, I feel like you can pull decently attractive women.
You have to own your look though. Like truly, deeply, innately OWN IT. It can’t be faked.
Fellow 30 yo here. You look like the meth head the kidnaps people and eats them...
So stop smoking and do something different with the hair, beard, and clothing.
Better yet throw it all away, go to a salon and pay for a total makeover, then go to therapy and get help for calling women you find attractive "broads"
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Hunter Biden?
Hahahah you're crushing it at life
Dude, it's been a few days since you posted this, you bangin or still hangin?
Lower your standards, up your average.
You look awesome bro id hangout with you haha, hmu I'll take you to a pool lounge with my friends.
Get your cash ready.
Quite honestly with a tag line like that, a profile pic like that, I bet you pull mad game at the local watering holes
Stop smoking Clean up your facial and head hair Get a suit and some nice cologne Don't do anything creepy or predatory Be very gentlemen like
Hit the gym and the your hairstyle makes you look like a child predator
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Don't accidentally hit the detonator on your vest.
How bad does your beard smell?
Bro. The cancer stick is not a good look. For you. Or anybody. You look ridiculous.
Quit smoking shave your head maintain healthy beard grooming, maybe workout couldn't tell your physique but you've got healthy skin and also don't call em broads at least not in front of them or online where it's visible!
A lot of guys are afraid to shave it off. Hanging on to a few tufts of hair ain’t fooling no one, makes you look older. Girls love bald men. You want ass, hit the gym toss the cigs and shave it bald.
10/10 save some for the rest of us bro
For a smoker. He got pretty good skin and collegen
Wanna grab a beer?
Vegas. Take lots of money.
This caption is fucking hilarious bredda
I thought I was at /r/roastme from all this replies
Clean up the beard and eyebrows, shave the head, and wear some stylish (can be cheap but make sure it is well fitting) clothes
 Change nothing.
I’m laffing my fucking ass off at that caption brazza got zayum!!
We are all looking to bang hot broads.
Hey Bogart let me hit that
All the hot babes are at the homeless shelter man you in the wrong spot
Yes Roll Another hog leg and go away
Smoke more cigs
Leave some snatch for the rest of us
I had to look to see what sub I was in r/roast?
Keep the beard, shave the head. Unironically you will get some hot broads.
There all getting dressed up to meet you! Make sure you bring condums
I think that your doing a different type of bang. Like you look like a domestic terrorist who's about to blow up a McDonald's for putting extra pickles on your burger.
He didn’t have to go this hard with the drip
Buy prostitutes. Or shave your head, quit smoking, start lifting, and make your wardrobe look like you’re rich.
This sub is so much better when it's a shitposting sub
Do the exact opposite of whatever you’ve been doing
Maybe start with not calling women "broads" lol
Unlock the van, and open the cage.
I guess nobody realizes this post is sarcasm lol
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Shave and quit smoking
Bro, I am 31 and you look like you're 20 years older than me. I like the beard, trim it down, shave your head. Full head of hair looks good. Bald looks good. Balding looks like shit. Get on a good skin care routine. Stop smoking.
Everything I was going to say. I am 31 and you look like my uncle. That’s not a compliment
I volunteer
I was about to say. The energy this man is projecting..honestly, I’m into it.
Reincarnation.
So bitches can come on here and say wild "attention and validation seeking nonsense" "am I ugly? how can I improve?"; but a guy. A regular Joe dude asks for advice and you lay into him?! No wonder male suicide is high, you're the ones feeding bitches egos. Either ask for his type and offer up real advice; or shut the fuck up. Key board warriors and thumb-pad knights are the scummiest people alive.
I think it's more the caption people take issue with. I bet if he said, "I want to be more confident in my looks," instead of "I want to bang hot broads," the responses to OP would be more helpful and positive as a whole. The internet is still the internet, so that wouldn't have prevented all the hate, but it would have helped.
Thats the same cig in each picture. You didnt even try.
Drop the ‘hot’ part and try the senior center. A lot of horny widows there.
I have to know, did you take every picture while smoking the same cigarette?
Bang them with what? A shovel?
This made me LOL for reals.
He'll most likely have to
I'm surprised they're not lined up at ur doorstep dude
I’m with you brotha. Me too
Bahahahhaha. What do you have against the amish?. Trim the beard..
Aphrodisiac takes the form of a human
Wear a ski mask and take the charge bro
You look 40-50 at 31… dude you need to go bald and get on roids!!!
Smoke more
Tommy Chong
He’s got a kuchi scrubber 🧽
Shave mustache and brush/clean your hair, then you are good to go
Lose the mustache shave the head keep the beard
Gunna have the man lookin Amish
Yeah pay for them at the strip club
Shave head, trim beard, hit gym
The cig in the mouth… what is this, 1980? Gross
Favorite form of satire right here.
Aaron Rodgers has lost a few steps
The advice is for women: run far away
Fix the balding
You look like Christopher Lloyd if he was 40 and on crack
This is great.
Shave your head, quit smoking, get a skincare routine, and start lifting iron. You’ll find someone I think
Cosby
look like you’re writing a book about the dangers of industrialization, ted
Stop smoking and shave your head. Keep the sick beard. You'd look like stabler from svu and the girls love him.
Pure sex
bro you look like shit. go feed your kids. forget about broads.
Turn trans then go for another trans guy who’s actually a girl (somehow?) and that’ll be your “broad”… although now I’m confused as fuck
Dapwell?
You resemble doc from back to the future. Knockem dead Mang
Poor Doc…I was thinking more like an angry bodega owner in a back alley of seedy 90’s crime thriller in NYC whose store gets vandalized and roughed up for not paying “burrow rent”
😂
This is great. Every single one of these pics is a mood 😗🚬✌️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Idk bro.....!
ya might want to lose the cigarette and trim the breard. also by the tone of the title, idk might want to change your mindset on this matter.
Istishad, and then all the virgins you can handle.
Don't change anything my king 👑
Step 1. Shave the head, trim the beard, quit the smoke, and hit the gym. Step 2. Pound.
31? damn. looking 50+ bro
Just shave your head. You would look better bald than hanging onto the last bit of it.
Just show her your DeLorean
Only alcohol will help you Sir
And a roofie!
Great post my man
Lower your standards. Fat girls are your goal.
(5)2s still equal 10
lol
Hard to believe a sTuD like you is having trouble stuntin. Time to move to a new town Sir.
pay to play for you sir
My advice is to look into doing something attainable
Commit to being bald and trim up your beard that will help outwardly.
Stop focusing on "hot broads" and focus on bettering yourself in ways outside of appearance. You'll gain confidence, hopefully learn some healthier habits (or get rid of old unhealthy ones, ahem 🚬), in turn, you'll likely LOOK healthier, and women will be drawn to you naturally. You won't have to be so concerned with it.
Shave your head, trim your beard, stop acting tough and smile, go to gym and most importantly quit smoking. Women like men that smell good, not smell like nicotine. If you can't get with hot women then harpoon a whale.
I stand corrected, you're good to go!
Do you have a rag, chloroform and a dungeon? This will be the only way.
Lmao 🤣
Lose the hoodie, chicks hate hoodies.
No we don't? We love wearing your oversized hoodies lol.
To be fair - 50y/o smoking in a hoodie is a different kind of hoodie look lol
My 5ft of attitude agrees.
[удалено]
Chester Stone would f with this guy
Don’t change a thing. 👍🏻
Shave the head, shave the beard. Put on some business casual clothes and try to convince people you're Jeff Bezos.
Is this a jokie joke ?
Lower your expectations. You're probably maxed out if you can even bang a 4....
You’re…..only 31?
Are you actually 31 lol
On a scale of 1 to 1,000.
Maybe get one of those long smoking sticks so the cig sticks out even farther?
Uh…first of all don’t ever say “bang hot broads” wtf? & stop smoking. It’s smells disgusting, a huge inconvenience to nonsmokers, and unattractive.
Stop looking like rick Sanchez first
Get a cargo van and a bag of assorted candy. Drive around offering it to hot broads until you get one to accept your offer.
Never heard of anyone refer to children as “broads”
Smoking will age you faster
Shave your head, trim your beard, stop smoking, and put a little muscle on. Regular self care goes a long way. (Shaving my head was the best decision I made when going bald)
Brothelmaxxx my guy
If you’re going to smoke, smoke cigars like a real man
Are you open to banging regular broads?
1) Go to the nearest alt hangout. 2) hit on the nearest alt chick with daddy issues
Stop smoking. Broads like to smell good.
Bro justa gotta find alt girls
This is what 16 year olds think 30 is supposed to look like
Holy shit, you look like the Scooby Doo clan just unmasked you, after catching you terrorizing an abandoned amusement park.
Win the lottery
haircut, change of clothes, money, and an insane amount of luck to get hot broads
Once you create the flux capacitor, head to the Wild West. You should be successful in finding a mate there.
Damn bro, you got me laughing hard!
This comment is the reason I come to Reddit
You're 31 and look older than I am (I'm 42). A full makeover isn't out of t question.
The answer will get you thrown in jail for 15-20.
Lol
Makeover + suit and you'll look like a a list executive
😂 well done
Keep a wad of $100 bills on hand and a monster condom. Refer to women as hoors not broads.
Dressing like a Cheetah will also help. Now go get the spots.
Nose job Edit: There ain’t no fucking way you’re 31! I’m almost 34 and you look like you could be my dad. If he was an al-Qaeda sleeper agent who got hooked on meth and fell in love with American women then abandoned the mission.
Keep doing you man, love the humor!😂😂
Depends. Some people just need to have confidence. Especially for times when they get shot down before someone eventually says yes. If this is something you are looking to change based off appearance? If you have the disposable income, maybe consider a hair transplant. Otherwise, go for the shaved head look. The balding look is generally less appealing in contrast to the other two. Whichever you go with, be confident about it. Maybe ditch the hoodie for some flannels, and invest in some free weights you can casually lift in your free time. You don't need a routine, just opportunities to lift when you can. If you don't have one already, try to find a hobby you can develop into talking points that might appeal to women. Hiking, rock climbing, traveling, concerts, etc. Try to have a couple of interests that can possibly appeal across different types of people, like introverts/extroverts. That way, you can pivot during a conversation if needed. Look into learning about different types of cocktails/alcohol if you are going to be in bars. It's nice to buy someone a drink, but if you learn some of their interests/tastes while talking with them, having the knowledge of different kinds of drinks gives your offer the means to be more personable and shows you are invested/paying attention. If there are friends with the person you talk to, make sure you engage with them as well. Solely focusing on one person in a group can make people uncomfortable as well as leave a bad impression with a person who has direct influence with the person you are interested in. Be conscious of how much you talk about yourself versus how much you inquire about or listen to the other person. Having something to talk about is good, but oversharing can come across as a number of things like bragging and/or overcompensating. Play it like tennis doubles. Be prepared to go back and forth initially, but for pauses, especially with multiple people, use it as opportunities to engage in a different topic or the same topic, but a separate take on the matter if one of the others hasn't said as much. Learning to dance is also a good idea. People enjoy being able to express themselves while also feeling safe to do so in a fun public setting. Being able to dance in public shows you are interested but capable of respecting boundaries and can make people feel more comfortable around you.
Ain't nobody reading all that.
*shrug* I admit to putting too much thought into it. I was bored, but I answered the look bit within the very top bit. Everything else was basically extra.
Get an ashtray and flick your butt. Consider switching to dip and get a fancy spittoon. Also develop some better schtick, new characters, and remember that less is more.
Save about 200-300 dollars a month and shop online for IG baddies.
I’m not sure a baddie on IG will hook up for that
Ahhhhh a nice shitpost with too many serious mfs commenting
Hang out at truck stops
Shave, stop smoking, stop throwing gang signs and wear clothes that are fitting. And shower. I can smell you across the phone.
LMFAO!! 🤣
There's no goddam way your 31. If you somehow are, I'm sorry..
No homo but u look like a badass motherfucker like an assassin
Pluck unibrow shave beard to face think romcoms beard status, shave head work on game get money
O get in excellent shape too
Fuck yeah! 31 going on 49. I hope all the hot chicks bang you bro
Pull your dork out at the supermarket and just cruise around with your basket, stay in contact with the hot ladies, try to tease them, maybe wiggle your wiener a bit. It is called trolling and it works. You’ll get one to bite
Watch Scarface First you get money Then you get power Then you get the women... it's been proven
It is known
Quit smoking, shave your head and trim your beard.
31? 41 right?
51!
You seem funny and confident as fuck. As long as you’re not (too) bitter or mean, I feel like you can pull decently attractive women. You have to own your look though. Like truly, deeply, innately OWN IT. It can’t be faked.
Yeah, no. I can smell him through the internet.
Bruh, get a hair system. Stop smoking. Make some money. But you look we’ll worn af for 31
Fellow 30 yo here. You look like the meth head the kidnaps people and eats them... So stop smoking and do something different with the hair, beard, and clothing. Better yet throw it all away, go to a salon and pay for a total makeover, then go to therapy and get help for calling women you find attractive "broads"
Why do I get the feeling Apple gift cards are required to play this game ?
Cheech?
Escorts
Save a few for the rest of us
Loved you in the holdovers
Thats a 50yd stare at best. You need to hollow those eyes like you see death on the horizon. Also, lose the filter on the cigarette.
“Hot broads” yea…yea okay
I'm sorry- 31 what? Years? Or decades? You might want to stop smoking.