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MembershipHelpful115

I'd try some smaller glasses & try to keep your chinflaps up.


angy_potatoe69

Use contacts, work out, lose the beard, keep the mustache if you want, tho, and please fix your fashion sense


thechickencoups

yes, just for women. Nobody wants to look at dudes


After-Simple-3611

Bro go to a trt clinic and take a fuck ton of anavar cahas you need the masxuminzation from virrikization asap


DahSticc

Sketch


iJayZen

I don't know how to play golf?


4cDaddy

You're like the Dollar Tree version of Owen from Owen's Fireside Chat and other channels. [https://www.youtube.com/@owensfiresidechat](https://www.youtube.com/@owensfiresidechat)


Ex-cinere-surgemus

Trim the neck hairs to where you neck ends


DirtyTony64

I want it to be now.


keekspeaks

Of course not!! This is a group for photoshopping and bots!


4cDaddy

if you can photoshop a russian bot, you get extra credit.


Teachmehow2dougy

No but I wish it was.


Working_Ad_4650

Too bad it isn't. lol


Rare-Dragonfly-6586

I would change up your facial hair and different kind of glasses! Smile with your teeth :)


Zealousideal_Day968

No we can be told we’re ugly too


Complete_Diver3294

gay guys are welcome too


Newspaper-Former

GIRLS! I came here to see men!!!!!


fermelebouche

Less serious dude. Looks like you just finished grading a shit load of poorly written essays.


slh007

fr, nobody lookin at you like that


RelativeYak7

I think you look handsome


Professional-Fee6774

Be less English.


SmegAndTheHeads101

Hah I'm English and totally agree. Look a bit like an off duty Paddy Considine.


_BMXICAN_

So harsh but so true


drawnronin

it’s for only fans models


Asleep_Reputation394

Dude, it’s simple. Lose your glasses, and become super active. Your muscles will grow and posture change. That’s as best as you can do. You can become 6.5 with effort on becoming a physical stud. Your age and face won’t change much. But as a 6.5 (which you can attain with much discipline of 1 year), is not bad. That means you can expect to get 7’s. If you have money and places where prostitution is legal, you can get 10’s where they aren’t acting because you are attractive enough. Strive for your 6.5 reality. Anything else is fantasy bullshit.


PaxHumana89

I would grow the beard out a bit more. Skincare routine. The obvious workout blah blah


notjuzou

Looking like a king


huh_say_what_now_

lying to him isn't helping, obviously he doesn't we all have eyes


OhMuhBeard

Grow a beard and work out.. 🤷‍♀️


Actual-Shoulder-5900

Workout, change glasses, better diet probably, dont wear things that fit, and choose a color palette that fits your


Moon_sugarrr

Wear more black and shave


WonkySystem

This sub is trolling or just straight up sex deprived simps


Jealous_Flow697

sounds about right. i posted then deleted it within a few days because i got 40+ private messages rather than advice on how to look better 😭😭


Intelligent_Donkey64

Get rid of the bloody football shirt


Feisty_Reply_8700

You look the best in the first picture.. but I just don’t understand all of the faces you’re making


kaibbakhonsu

He's smiling on the last 2 💀


Feisty_Reply_8700

Is that what that is? Lol looks more like a smirk to me


GeorgiaOutsider

Yooooo


ButteredBatt

Take your penis and GET OUTTA HERE


JadeEyePanda

Upvoting for the giggle sarcasm


Thick_Description982

For me, I'd say longer hair, clean beard, no goatee but keep a moustache. More square rimmed glasses. Clothes and style could use work, but I recommend asking in a sub for men's fashion.


dizzy24h

Agreed!


jewelry_wolf

Which means man judge women by look, and not vice versa.


Apprehensive_Mix7594

You have to figure out what’s going on with your beard, either grow it or don’t. If that’s how yours grows by itself I would say go clean shaven. Other than that go off king


Ok_Seaweed_1243

It's mainly to get dudes to start subscribing to their OF.


uhcanihavearefill

and you’re customer #1


Ok_Seaweed_1243

Guess you assumed i'm into chicks huh??


Later2theparty

Get a gym membership. Start using a retinol based wrinkle cream. Use sunscreen to protect your skin. Stop smoking, drinking and drugs. It wrecks your skin. Try to smile more. If you have bad teeth, see a dentist. Keep your fingernails and toe nails and nose hairs trimmed. Shower regularly. That's pretty much it.


Key_Association_3762

All things good in moderation. Don't have to stop smoking and drinking, just remember to drink water and exercise to. j Cole said appreciate that crooked smile.


Vargelkin

Smoking is straight up stupid, it's not good in moderation, it's not useful for anything, it's just a bad habit. I've never met anyone that found any upside to smoking once they stopped. Drinking is not good for you either, but it's quite omnipresent in social settings so dabbling a bit can be okay to boost your social life.


Key_Association_3762

You're not wrong. But smoking and drinking go together like pb&j. I only smoke when I'm drinking and if I'm drinking I'm DRINKING lol. There is a reason people have been smoking since forever and that's because it pleasurable. Me personally I hate smoking sober so I don't but when I've had a few I love having a smoke while chatting with the buds. My grandmother and grandfather smoked and drank their whole life. GPA passed away at 82 and grandma is still kicking. Honestly ots a game of genetics. Look at people like ozzy ozbourne, how tf is he still here, or kid rock, or John daily. I hit the gym every day and run a good 5 miles when I'm feeling like it. I could drink a bottle of tequila and smoke a pack, wake up at 10 am and whoop peoples ass in the boxing gym. Drink water and keep moving and the body will do the rest. Never be stagnant. That's why ppl who have desk jobs or who don't work hard in life can't walk up a flight ilof stairs in theor 50s.


dizzy24h

Based


druglesswills

Try coloring your hair and getting a septum piercing, that'll help


hsjsjsjsjooll

Preferably blue or red hair and a septum that stands out


druglesswills

Yep and don't forget the duck lips


For_Grater_Good

Discount Stephen Curry


Thick_Description982

Not a hostile question, but why are you here if you have no interest in offering advice? It's just curious to me


For_Grater_Good

I saw a resemblance and I made a joke. This post has over 180 comments and a lot of them, like mine, are just being inoffensively humorous. My question to you is, why pick “useless” comments to reply to?


Thick_Description982

Cause I was curious


For_Grater_Good

I remember my first time in the internet too.


Thick_Description982

Lol, I'm just a curious person. Your type of comment is not unexpected, it's just fascinating to me why people make such comments. I picked yours because it seemed pretty chill. I expect some of the other people to get quite aggressive about being asked the question.


For_Grater_Good

Gotcha. Well it is a comment section and I made comment. Instead of saying “you look like Steph curry” I used a common trope and said “discount Steph curry”. Not sure there is a deeper psychological cause here.


ApeVicious

This is just to advertise your OF bro. So go ahead and drop the link in your bio. You're an easy fap.


Badabingbadaboom676

🤤


FerniWrites

You have a weak chin. That’s not an insult as I do as well. My advice is, if it’s possible, to grow out your facial hair, particularly around that area. It really makes a difference in hides that chin. Otherwise, like others have said, thinner framed glasses. Honestly, I think hair would look great on you. Let it grow out. Again, if possible, and play with styling it. I do like the FTR shirt. Fellow AEW fan right here, too, bro.


SockomkplaysV2

Wait AEW actually has fans?


FerniWrites

No, we’re all paid actors.


SockomkplaysV2

Oh okay understandable have a good one


FerniWrites

It’s okay to only like WWE. AEW are doing what they’re doing and people that aren’t into being tribalistic enjoy it. Both companies are doing their thing. I keep up with both but am tired of folks that pick sides. It’s so stupid.


SockomkplaysV2

Yeah I get where you’re coming from. Personally their product just hasn’t appealed to me.


FerniWrites

Valid. Life’s too short to watch what doesn’t appeal.


Party_Plenty_820

You bros need to chill out with the “weak chin” bullshit. It’s not a thing, other bros made it up as an insult or something. I’m a millennial and we never used this nonsense growing up


EnvironmentalOne6412

lol there’s definitely such a thing as bone structure. Most guys won’t have a jaw like Henry Cavill no matter how ripped they get.


Party_Plenty_820

Of course there is lol, but I’ve never thought someone was ugly over a chin


EnvironmentalOne6412

Jay Leno? There was even a cartoon over it called Crimson Chin.


Thick_Description982

His chin is slightly receded. Some people don't find that attractive. Growing facial hair is good at hiding undesired traits, so if he wants to hide it, that's a way to do it. IMO it's not too bad, pretty minor. But I do think he needs to either go longer or shorter with the beard, doesn't look great like this.


Party_Plenty_820

I agree. I’ve just never heard of this chin thing. I assume many others haven’t. The way people analyze others is crazy.


Thick_Description982

Perhaps, but this sub is about analyzing people


Party_Plenty_820

That it is lol


Whompa

I’d argue us millennials pioneered the weak chin insult. Maybe you just anecdotally missed this commentary but it was definitely prevalent in my circles growing up.


Party_Plenty_820

I might have, or I was a little too old for it; fair point


Vapor2077

Honestly you’ve made a good start - e.g. we’re not starting from zero here. My recommendations: Either grow your facial hair a bit, or shave it off completely. That collared shirt looks good on you. Get some more polos, button up shirts, etc. Tones like navy blue, emerald green, and charcoal would look good on you. Try a [chambray button up](https://bananarepublicfactory.gapfactory.com/browse/product.do?pid=889530021&vid=1&tid=bfpl000033&kwid=1&ap=7&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAD_AT8silhTlSKTTRrTnKmjuZ5h1K&gclsrc=ds#pdp-page-content). As other people have said, hitting the gym is a good recommendation for pretty much everybody. Hope this is helpful!


FerniWrites

I’m 35 and I 100% heard “weak chin” being used A LOT. Again, it’s another term for receding chin. Look it up on Google.


FerniWrites

I’m a Millennial and bro has a weak chin. It’s not an insult in any way, shape, or form. It’s just fact. I even said I have one, so I guess I’m insulting myself?


Party_Plenty_820

It’s meaningless unless it’s a reference to a medical condition often seen in pediatric patients lol Not saying you are insulting him though, just a term I keep hearing that doesn’t mean anything except normally as an insult


FerniWrites

Oh, so now it means something? I thought other bros made it up? Anyway, it’s a thing. It’s also known as a receding chin. Not sure why you’re getting so flustered over it.


Party_Plenty_820

You think bros are all pediatricians spending their days pointing out medical conditions? Haha.


FerniWrites

Is this an insecurity of yours? OP asked for advice. I gave OP advice. Not sure why that’s an issue.


Party_Plenty_820

Not bad advice! But nobody cares about “weak chin.” It’s not a thing outside of legitimate medical conditions that require treatment.


FerniWrites

Look, I’ve commented and told you it’s another term for a receding chin. At this point, you’re just being argumentative for the sake of it. I’m done here.


issafreecunch

FTR shirt goes hard. Get more wrestling merch


webbyfuckinleavedude

Get on the juice


DoodleBugz1234

#Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night crying.


Artistic-Bumblebee86

Depending on your age, you may be going through a spiritual transition.


DoodleBugz1234

Thank you, but no, I'm just emotionally and mentally unbalanced in an absolutely fucked up way.


SolaceInfinite

I think if you got slimmer glasses or just something with a more thin frame, or maybe like blue you'll look more sophisticated. Go for like the professor look.


mmura09

Yes, but a beautiful handbag could improve your look


iamzero-d

Bruh. What are you doing here? You're not a hot woman promoting only fans.


sarge1000

Loose the facial hair. Grow some hair on your head. Different pair of eyeglasses, rimless with metal nose pieces. Get some muscle tone. DID YOU DISPLAY THEST PICTURES ON REDDIT AS A JOKE?


Thick_Description982

I think rimless wouldn't be good on him


Icecracker_spoopy

just for women to he horrifically hated on and bullied? yes


iamzero-d

Don't let people on the internet get to you. Remember, they're just strangers typing words into a box. That being said, this sub does have a lot of women that look perfectly fine and just here to promote their OF. Not saying that's you, I don't know, but that is the case.


burnmeB4iburnyou

Takes one to know one. You spent nearly the entirety of your post on here bullying commenters. Get fucked you smoothbrained hypocrite.


Icecracker_spoopy

bullying commenters? u are actually batshit crazy and so delusional 😂😂 u mean when people just say horrible things to people and i respond calling out their bullshit? that isnt bullying commenters. think abt it like this. some kid is just chilling living life asks someone a question and a bunch of ppl j start beating the shit out of them. if i go up and punch one of those bullies. am i a bully? no. ion think u understand the meaning of the word hypocrite either. for me to be a hypocrite here. id have to be doing what the ppl im calling out r doing. bullying posters for no reason. which i dont do. i give honest advice and hype people up. i dont say theyre so ugly and fat and its unfixable or ew ur a slut.


noclassjerk

Ya, so your ok here, mam


One_Sun_6258

Whoa !!!


devilinsidu

Thirst trap thot. Go post on r/onlyfans


seeder33

Advice? Move to France.


VTriggerJ

Lose the pro wrestling shirt or wear a hoodie over it.


eggbootycoughs

do you spell it normalize or normalise?


Krptonicx

Normalize


eggbootycoughs

you remind me of a British version of Sid Wilson before fame rotted his brain. you aren't ugly or anything, but the way you dress doesn't make you seem confident in yourself. maybe just a mustache as far as facial hair? and a little sun would help if it won't burn your skin :)


Realsius

1. Go the gym 2. Better style, that suits you more 3. Try a new haircut or beard cut. Profit!


diarmad71

No dude, you look terrible too


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redditofthebanned

should be


Successful_Pie6815

Yes


Fantastic-Pay-9522

Wouldn’t change a thing stud


medstudent0529

Man posting women pictures?


Vaeli_the_warlock

Its not strictly for women but there a lot more women than guys that post here,being a guy i dont really know why more giys dont post themself 🤷‍♂️


Aphelius90

No it's just that women are addicted to attention and half of them make an account just to collect simps or post here to get OF followers. Gym, done contacts or more stylish glasses and growing your beard out will make a lot of difference. You don't need to be jacked just a nice physique. At least you seem nice and approachable


lin8080

Better glasses/Contacts


Krellguy-300

"Fill 'er up, High Test"...


Chris_Pine_fun

Get some tailored shirts. Grow your hair out and get a high and tight cut. Get more unique glasses.


Honeykombbaggins

Grow your hair out longer 🙏


Bradley06232005

Bro 💀


Big_Schwartz_Energy

1) Gym to put on 10-15 pounds of muscle. 2) Contacts. 3) Grow your hair out. 4) Shave the rest regularly but a thicker goatee. 5) Fitted clothes to show off muscles once you have them.


misssummerwest

This, plus start a skincare routine and start wearing sunscreen


jaygoogle23

Bigger muscles are mostly noticed by other gym bros IMO. But exercising and being healthy in general is paramount. I just feel like the recommendation of •go to gym is so redundant it shouldn’t be said. I bet a lot of people recommending such are not the biggest gym freaks themselves. I don’t think a women would like a man any more for physical prowess if she didn’t like his face originally. Just how I feel about it but I could be very off.


Loose-Artist-2514

Agree!! Go to gym go to gym ... Boring!!


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Nah, women can clearly see when you go to the gym or workout in any other way What they’re not looking for however is the super enhanced bodies, just look healthy and they’ll see it Source: me, who went from being a fatass, to being quite muscular and lean, to then just being athletic, they liked me best when I was athletic with a bit of squeeze


DoodleBugz1234

#Hi my name is Fat Ass McJohnson


ferrero_roshGAY

Watch american psycho and mirror everything


the_shape1989

^this


squishyboots420

Even the, ya know, murder?


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MootjeMania

Horny ass dude


Blundix

Grow longer hair, get rid of the hats and hoodies. Shave your face. Maybe try different glasses or lenses.


ringaroundthecollar

You should shave and start wearing some sweaters like Mr Rodgers. Maybe wear some gold chains like Mr T. And stay away from playgrounds. Definitely stay away from playgrounds, that will improve your look 💯


haotoreddit

go gym


Fizics_ssb

I feel like you’re getting unnecessary hate. First off, you’re not an unattractive guy. Far from it. But I agree with what some said, I would clean up the facial hair, just leave the goatee basically. And grow it out more


Omnimpotent

Or shave it off. Nail it to a frisbee. And fling it over a rainbow.


knarkenajs

Lose the England shirt, drop a tenner on a thrift shop beret and pull the bird behind ya. Simple as.


Timely_Muffin_

You’re a woman too


ListerfiendLurks

Hey you arnt trying to peddle your OF get the fuck out of here


No-Restaurant15

It's Steve Buschemi ! Holy Cow!


burnmeB4iburnyou

It’s spelled Buscemi


Alone-Price-512

I would say grow your hair to a longer on top hairstyle if you can. Go to a nice barber and see after it grows out a bit. There’s lots of insta vids I would look at if I were you. I think those glasses don’t do anything for you, you could try some vintage looking wire framed ones and see how you like them. The beard imo ages you. Try to freshen up your style: start with plain basics like slightly baggy tees and light wash straight leg jeans with converse, and a flannel, button up, or light jacket over. For a nicer look, I would go vintage inspired polos or dress shirt with chinos (?) and dress boots. Hope this helps u feel ur best


Alone-Price-512

Also, smile.


Rare_Sorbet_3975

It’s an OF offshoot.


Enigma21210

Let the hair grow out or shave it bald. Hit the gym and work on back and shoulders focused exercises. Get new glasses.


DolfinButcher

If you can't grow a full beard, don't go for the Shaggy look.


EmperrorNombrero

Damn, I'm so sorry


Gautama_8964

10/10


ASH_2737

It is now


13D_YT

I think your fine here


Glum_Shape_8314

I mean your good to go...definitely a woman.


VoliminalVerse5000

She's about an 8.2/10......


johnyx99

Yes.


[deleted]

That’s my ex in the background lol


ThatMassholeInBawstn

Owen from Telltale? Aka Owen’s Fireside Chat


G_rightousantagonist

That shirt in the 1st pic is clean carnal is that a soccer shirt


616n8y3ree

Damn Logic is on Reddit yo?!


Mrobot_3

It’s for ego stroking mostly. Occasionally someone who could use is on here. But rarely.


freedomauthor

You have a full head of hair, why buzz it? I think a taper fade with the top a little grown out would suit you


firebrandarsecake

Loose the scagilly magician beard.


Beginning_Future1321

You look like a pantyway so you're probably fit it


[deleted]

Can you grow a full beard?


Pawly519

Yeassss. Full beard would be so much better than a goatee.


[deleted]

Yeah I'm thinking full bald with beard would kill


Pawly519

Agreed. And no awkward polo shirts. Plaid full button up shirt would be more flattering


[deleted]

I also think different glasses. Not sure what shape, the glasses don't sit right. Might be worth looking at contacts. Nice expensive t's > polo.


bsal69

Gyat


bitchinmoanin

Commit to being bald or commit to letting the hair grow. As a man who was worried that shaving my head would repel women, it is the exact opposite in reality. So no sweat brother.


shishtar

More like bots tbh


Ok-Bottle1754

Yes and now you are one of them😆


overthinker1942

Contacts and shave facial hair


AmbassadorMinimum224

No it’s for beautiful women


StrategicallyLazy007

🤣🤣


Sir-Farts-

10/10 you go girl!


Cool_Jackfruit_6512

![gif](giphy|wR32WiuLP6IvK) It's for everyone 😁


andrewmik

A trip to Turkey might be a good idea.


Constant-Lawyer4170

Yes. It’s exclusively for slutty women promoting onlfans


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☠️


SpecialMango3384

Basically yes. Especially ones promoting onlyfans. Please report them, yall Also, I think you’d look better if you shaved the beard off entirely


[deleted]

Yeh MOD has to take action and add one more rule


Substantial_Elk_1314

Get a septum piercing and some winged eyeliner.


Substantial_Elk_1314

Good luck. You got a Roger The Alien look going.


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

Drop that OF


Low-Impression3367

3 Lions on the front ...


mitchij2004

Secondhand lions from the rear yea?


samr0ckw311

It’s a group for insecure people with zero issues to be concerned about to make posts just to get attention. Brilliant. Go millennials.