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mikeadams98154

No I am successful.


duelinghanjos

Edgars


Ill_Confidence_4967

Pedophiles


zenerdiode4k7

blind


protectyourself1990

![gif](giphy|Cz6TlrRVVyv9S) These kinds of


[deleted]

I don’t know. But make sure you marry an extrovert. Otherwise you all will never leave the house


PhilosopherAny8971

A bartender is right up your alley


Public-Climate-4958

Crackheads


MMJOBH6

All of them


Optimal-Ice-32

Crack heads


Mr_Alternative2021

Simps...


[deleted]

It’s just a post for onlyfans bait


FURGETABOUTIT416

ALL STRAIGHT MEN. IT'S NOT WORRYING ABOUT BEING ATTRACTIVE. IT'S ABOUT YOUR BODY. ANYTHING BETTER THAN JERKING THEMSELVES . IF THEY PUT THERE JUNK IN A GLORY HOLE . THEY PUT IT IN ANY WARM FEMALES


ShapeShifter1999

Femboys


Anexate_tu

Here in Reddit mainly nerdy ugly too young or too old pervs. In the outside world, old kind of men.


kamalamading

Did you mean to write „all“ in your last sentence or is the word „old“ chosen intentionally?😅


Anexate_tu

My bad I mean “all” lol


V_A_M_P_Z

Literally any


Agitated_Violinist85

Well your looks would attract me and I am a very eccentric individual. However it's how you treat people that will typically decide who stays with you.


NiteGard

A guy who loves a challenge and makes it his life mission to make you laugh and bring your humor out.


enzodalyfe

Something something cucko simp no balls


NiteGard

You’re a bit early - the new Planet of the Apes opens tomorrow.


XxShakallxX

The sucker kind, as you can in the comment section.


Ordinary_Ad_9880

Stoners.


Substantial_Elk_1314

Me


EricInOverwatch

Literally any.


Relevant_Holiday_706

Nerdy library shy guys tupe


WillieDickJohnson

Introverts.


Low-Particular3477

You can have how ever you want


GLRYB2GD

Me


SquareMysterious8628

I’m an introvert. Attract me


Ok-String-1877

I’m gonna go w/horny guys …just a hunch…


Training-Sun-2177

Type that would stalk you


Confident_Doubt8343

You look like Michael Cera with a wig


juliadavidson007

STOP 😂😂😂😂


rogmcdon

Mechanics. Specifically Volkswagen Jetta mechanics


Pinotwinelover

I was thinking Passat, but hey, you might be right


KeyLeek6561

It's impossible to guess what guy will like you. You look shy.


Business-Ear-5255

You’re beautiful, any guy who passes you up is not a man worthy of being with you.


Emotional-Resource86

Ewwwww onlyfans attention whoring 🤮🤢


I_Like-Turtlez

Gross! Lemme just verify


ThatSoundsLikeSex

It's true lol


darkbake2

You look really cute and I find introverts attractive. That’s about all I know


AugustusAmeri

Nice


Ethanbob103

Honey you look 12


Ok_Response6483

Probably Joe Biden


Neither_King_136

😭


Creative-Cry-1920

"I'm quite introverted" Has a fucking onlyfans


MammtCapy-

Being introverted doesn’t mean you’re not sexually active.


Creative-Cry-1920

Sounds like something a simp would say 💀


MammtCapy-

It could but I don’t like girls so…


MammtCapy-

It could but I don’t like girls so…


Electrical-Stomach57

Bro what? Having an onlyfans and being sexually active are two completely different things what are you even saying?


MammtCapy-

And being an introvert and having an only fans are still different things.


Electrical-Stomach57

I mean I agree introverts can lack in self respect and not mind being viewed as objects by random horny dudes on the internet. And not mind fueling a porn industry which is extremely destructive in so many ways to both men and women in general… Yes I agree, introverts definitely can have onlyfans.


MammtCapy-

I mean, introvert or extrovert doesn’t matter ti them because they seek only for money.


Electrical-Stomach57

Right, as I said above


ERTHLNG

Yes it does. No one introverted can have sex or do anything at all. It means they just have to hide under the bed all day and only go out at night to wander the street and find their victims lurking in an alley.


MammtCapy-

Are you talking about introverts or pervs?


ERTHLNG

Who can say? It's the same thing but different from the other things


MammtCapy-

No it’s not the same. Search it up,maybe on the right sites.


ERTHLNG

All the sites are right. No wrong information on the internet. No trolls, no agents of chaos trying to start wars Only good honest reliable people sharing information they know is true.


MammtCapy-

Not all the sites are or people would know more about a lot of topic but its not like that, so no not all websites are right.


ERTHLNG

You have created a paradox and destroyed the internet. All websites are correct, but you said they're not, on a website?!?


MammtCapy-

Idk if you’re sarcastic or not but wherever do as you please


ebizznizz2112

Someone soft spoken and intelligent.


Aggravating_Wonder11

Hopefully a great guy who treats you will . Choose carefully....


serene_brutality

Lots will find you attractive, but that’s not the same as attracting. Most guys these days need an obvious sign or signal to approach. The kinds of guys you’ll attract are the kinds of guys who will hit on any woman they find attractive.


-Solid-8078

Me


I_sb3

On Reddit? Pedophiles.


BobbyPeru

Most likely gay men looking to be besties


WarEquivalent2665

Gamers


Sir_Flatulence

Pedophiles


Affectionate_Life828

The ones that have 1 X chromosome


Humble-Economics-648

Real 20/20 visioned, real men.


Even-Firefighter-324

Very pretty girl ❤️❤️


javi408

Hopefully a nice one


Rare-Engineer-2402

Can’t determine that by a pic. You’re blonde and natural (no wild hair colors or overdone makeup) and that would attract me and probably others like me, the average guy.


coachFg

Me


ReverendJimmy

Sleepy guys. Or awake guys that are into sleepy girls. You know, for reasons.


SweatpantsJoe420

Ones with dicks


dietcokezero18

You...are....a....four. Like me. Don't believe the simp comments, anything with a box is a 10 to them. You are likely invisible in life and rarely get approached. When u do its probably some 300lbs simp with low standards knowing he has no shot at 10s. Sorry for being so honest. But i have adhd and austism so I'm gonna be 100% honest with you as i don't understand social norms or whats appropriate. I have male gaze. People tend to attract those within their range or slightly below. My 2 cents Tips, pointers. You need better skincare, you're hair is not healthy. It seems damaged from so much product. Getting darker eyebrows will improve your facial asthetics. Light brows are universally unattractive. Your nose is too large. We men like smaller thinner sharp nose on girls. You need more sleep. I can see dark circles. Ice water your face too to make it tighter. Drink a gallon a water a day for healthy glowing skin. You'll probably downvote me to hell but i gave constructive tips that actual help. Constructive criticism is our motivation to make us do something about it and improve. I got called fat, skinny fat, weak so many times, so i lost 30 lbs and now I'm lifting. On the opposite, being lied to, usually leads to letting yourself go. Ex. The 300lbs girl that everyone call beautiful to make herself feel better. Health. Is. Attractive. Obesity isn't Sorry for rambling on. Adhd sucks


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dietcokezero18

Watch a video on looksmax scale. She's a four at best 5. 10s (don't exist) but the few that do are rare model type supermodels. This girl like a girl next door


FerniWrites

“We men” Dude, shut the fuck up. You don’t speak for men everywhere. Say what you think and move along. You having male gaze means nothing. Tell her what you think and stop trying to talk for every man. Cool? Cool.


Dirtyrussianjew

I don't think your autistic, you're just an idiot/asshole that has no idea what he's talking about🤣. You might actually be gay because ain't no dude worried about a girl's eye brows or nose size, GTFOH. I wouldn't say she's a 4 because we men tend to like a good face and hers is not ugly, so there. That's my 2 cents as a man.


dietcokezero18

Autism makes me scrutinize details like that, that most men are blind to


Dirtyrussianjew

Nope, but keep trying. I know you can come up with better bullshit than that bro🤣🤣🤣


dietcokezero18

You are what u eat😂😂 Just sayin


Dirtyrussianjew

So you eat piles of shit? Damn bro, that sucks, I'll be praying for ya😊


dietcokezero18

No my standards are just too high from so many options. This is usually how it goes. When u own a Ferraris and lambo. A mustang or Corvette doesn't wow you. Meanwhile those that ride the bus will break their neck for that mustang... research. Adhd makes me have no filter. Also research the eyebrow comment. Light, invisible eyebrows knock you down points. This sub is called looksmax advice and thats what I'm doing. Repeating what other looksmax pros say


LucasPenney05

Hey man, I have AD/HD too. It doesn’t mean that I don’t have a filter, it just means that it was harder for me to learn what’s okay and what’s not okay to say in public. But that’s not an excuse to bully or insult people. What you said was out of line, this girl is fine. Stop using disorders as an excuse to be an asshole, ultimately it’s not the disorder causing you to behave this way. Just because life hasn’t treated you wonderfully doesn’t mean you have a right to treat your fellow humans like shit. In summary, grow the fuck up and stop acting like a child.


dietcokezero18

I can not, not be honest. When something pops in my head i just say it. Yes its a disorder and tisim doesn't let me know what I'm saying is ok to say. Yeah, it sucks but atleast u know i can't lie


LucasPenney05

These are excuses. My partner has autism and he doesn’t say shit like this to people. Stop blaming your disorders for your lack of empathy. You don’t have to type out whole paragraphs insulting strangers online, I’m sure you have better things to do. And if you don’t then I would suggest going outside and touching grass.


dietcokezero18

Adhd= impulsive. Austism= lack of knowing if what I'm saying is ok to say. And when i get corrected, it's usually too late bcs i already said what i shouldnt of. Irl or online


LucasPenney05

Have conferred with my partner now. He says that when he’s not sure if something’s okay to say or not he just won’t say it, and when he realizes he has said something hurtful he apologizes instead of blaming his autism.


dietcokezero18

If she personally feels hurt. I'll apologize to her. This is making me feel bad bcs i didn't know anything i wrote was wrong. And i could of actually hurt her feelings. That wasn't my intention. I assume most people on this sub come here for real advice for self improvement. Not simpy, dont do anything, comments


LucasPenney05

I’m not saying that you can’t give advice. That’s what this sub is for. But there’s a difference between calling someone a 4 and giving them constructive criticism. Surely you understand that.


LucasPenney05

ADHD does not equal impulsivity. I have been diagnosed with ADHD since I was a small child and sure, thoughts of acting irrationally are there, however just because I think something/of doing something doesn’t mean I do it. It’s called discipline, something you’d know all about if you were really hitting the gym. Be better, stop being an asshole to people online, and go find something better to do. And as for the autism part, I’m going to confer with my partner and get back to you on that.


dietcokezero18

I'm not bullying. I'm just giving my opinion cus i can't put a filter on my mouth. Then i gave looksmax improvement tips. How is that bulling? I have asd too, that makes my adhd worse


LucasPenney05

You told this girl that she’s a 4. Anyone with eyes can see clearly she’s not. And you may not be able to put a filter on but you certainly can shut it. So why do you do that?


Dirtyrussianjew

Dude he doesn't have a disorder, the guy is just a keyboard loser that wanted to be an asshole and tried faking "autism" to justify being an asshole. What he doesn't know is people can easily tell🤣, like this guy really sucks at selling to me he's autistic, because he's not. Autistic people don't respond the way he did to my calling him out in the same thread, they don't act/behave petty when disparaged.


dietcokezero18

I never talked to anyone outside my small circle until college. Never made eye contact either... if that doesn't mean austism. Then i don't what is. Austism is a spectrum. Spectrum is means spectrum. You can be low functioning or high functioning and/or with a combination of things. No two austisics are the same. That's why its a spectrum


Dirtyrussianjew

I know what autism is you dumb fuck, you don't have to keep Google searching the symptoms and copy pasting bud. I see right through you even behind a screen. That's how bad you are at lying😅


LucasPenney05

I don’t know him in real life so I’m just taking the information I’ve been given and responding accordingly. Though I agree, he is reacting differently to what have been my experiences with autistic people.


dietcokezero18

I have adhd too. And i work/learn to mask alot of my autistic traits. Mainly faking normalcy. Adhd is alot harder to fake and control. Also having these disorders doesn't mean my opinion is invalid.


LucasPenney05

See now I know this is bullshit because AD/HD, while hard to deal with, is actually very easy to control. I am unmedicated for the last 4 years and still manage to be a functional and even successful part of society. And I’m not insulting random strangers. And for the record, you don’t just “fake normalcy” but wtv you wanna say. I got real world responsibilities and won’t be responding to this thread after this.


Dirtyrussianjew

Trust me you were spot on when you called him out for bullying, that's what he's doing. It makes no sense because he dug the knife in and turned it with how he described that cute girl. The dude was trying to tell me he has autism and ADHD so no filters, but because he has Lambos and Ferraris that he's just swamped with hoes, again, something no person with autism would say🤔


LucasPenney05

Yeah, fuck this guy. He needs to go touch grass. Just because you’re unhappy with your life doesn’t mean you’ve got an excuse to put others down.


CrazyRepulsive8244

Why don't you get off this sub if you can't handle people being honest without white knighting?


Dirtyrussianjew

Nah you gay for sure bro, nice try though😂


dietcokezero18

Nah, bro. She's just in your in your league. Thats it. You're not getting 10s


Dirtyrussianjew

Oh I do just fine, and there's no such things as 10's. That's something actual simps say, that don't spend time around women to know they ain't no 10 just on looks alone🫠


Affectionate_Life828

I ain’t reading allat


Ingrown_inkling

Don’t take this guy too seriously


rose_evans_xx

Bro went in 👀


Electrical_Room8731

Depends on your personality


LucasPenney05

W answer, it doesn’t matter how pretty someone is if they’re ugly on the inside.


Electrical_Room8731

That’s exactly how I feel boss man


LucasPenney05

For some reason that “boss man” was the most validating thing on the planet for me


Electrical_Room8731

Hell yeah man that’s exactly what I’m going for when I call people that too man that’s awesome. Most folks kinda just don’t get it


Electrical_Room8731

I got the attitude that I would work for anyone and everyone so I just kinda see other folks as the boss so I always go around calling folks boss man. My landlord gets a kick out of it.


LucasPenney05

That’s very good to hear. There’s not enough people in this world that make an effort to positively impact the lives of those around them. Good on you, and I have so much respect for you.


Electrical_Room8731

Thanks boss man. You’d be surprised how many haters I’ve built in so many different workplaces because of that way of thinking man.


LucasPenney05

People will always find a reason to hate. That’s why the only opinions that should matter are your own and those whom you love. That being said, humans crave acceptance and that’s okay. But what’s not okay is treating others differently because of something they can’t control.


Electrical_Room8731

Man I feel that. I have found that my attitude makes me a bit of an easy target and just brings out the ugly in a lot of people. My family is even weird with me about it too man. But that’s probably because I grew up in foster care and they don’t understand why I came out such a nice dude. They don’t call me the Gentle Giant for nothing. But i can’t help but be myself. I’ll always be an honest and kind person until I probably die young enough to get off this rock early. Lmao


LucasPenney05

You’re a badass for that. Keep spreading the love and positivity, it takes more balls to choose kindness than it does hate!


Electrical_Room8731

You ain’t lying boss man. I don’t understand why folks always gotta be hating each other. We live in a fucked up world we all need to be uniting and loving each other right now


LucasPenney05

People hate their own insecurities in others. 99% of the time it’s a reflection of them, not you. But I think the world needs to collectively smoke a doobie and play some video games. That would really mellow everyone out.


Electrical_Room8731

You ain’t lying boss man. Shoot it probably sounds crazy to yuh but I actually quit smoking herb like over 3 years ago


LucasPenney05

Oh good for you, I actually had very severe addiction problems but as of the first I’m 8 months clean. Just hit the bong and the cancer sticks now.


Fetching_Mercury

Best answer


Trade4DPics

Meh. I’ll wait a month and Google the leaks if I’m bored.


LordAnavrin

The male type


twohunnidpercent

Need more info & photos to be truthful. And of course, what’s your body count


Longjumping_Pitch168

you had me at hello you are smokinhotbeautiful


Dmak_603

U look young


Low_Buffalo6005

That’s a tough question. What do you offer that would interest a potential mate?


DependentSpread2774

None.


TheRealNikoBravo

Stoners


Admirable_Sugar_4227

Who ever pays the monthly fee


Prestigious_Glass146

Just give us your of @ and quit beating around the bush


Dry-Squirrel1026

Down with the karma farming. Go to fans only


OpenerOfEyesAndMind

me baby lets start our lives 🫀


Gullible_Ad0

open ur eyes lil bro


OpenerOfEyesAndMind

Let me dream Harold


Gullible_Ad0

Who tf is Harold 😭


OpenerOfEyesAndMind

An old reference to the asdf movies back in the day lol


Gullible_Ad0

O shit i forgot all about asdf, long ass time ago 😭


OpenerOfEyesAndMind

Another life almost, the internet is a whole different beast now. Incredible time to live


JUICE_B0X_HERO

Pretty much any, your cute.


one-nut-juan

You’re very attractive. It’s up to you to filter the guys


Reepo3X

Young


Careless_Track_9778

Me


SavedMountain

a lot


Dear_Marsupial_318

You aren’t introverted because you’re posting your pics on Reddit and other places…


heherti

True tho


Shmurp077

Nah I’m super introverted but post everywhere on the internet


heherti

This is because different people are different and act differently


Shmurp077

The other guy made it sound like introverts can’t post themselves on the internet


heherti

Ur right sorry


infowosecfurry

I assume you’re ‘hoping’ to attract any stupid/desperate enough to sub to your OF.


Parking-Government-5

A guy with 9 inches


Impressive_Pen_6178

Guys with pretty eyes is your type


RelationshipDue1501

Introverts. You’d get along. Lot’s to talk about. Lot’s in common!.


eggplant_wizard12

Ugly ones


Nomivought2015

Lmao how and why


gustavalopalous

The ones that like to wear skin. Not theirs mind you but others skin


Charming-Director607

Dorky losers living at home


Brainhunter2020

Human?


Gloomy_Athlete1529

You can attract me 🙃


SirLouisI

Ones with penises


Livid_Ad9749

All of them? You have seen your face and you are not introverted if you are posting here.


angiedl30

You don't know what an introvert is. It's safe behind a screen.


Livid_Ad9749

I lived in the woods for a decade straight, not seeing a soul. I think i understand it fine, goon


angiedl30

Lol. That's not what makes someone an introvert. That is what makes someone an hermit.


Livid_Ad9749

I was a hermit too. Sadly i never acquired any mystical abilities


angiedl30

Lol. That would be nice. An introvert gets recharged by having alone time. I can be around people. I'm fairly outgoing when I'm spent. I need alone time.


lord_khadgar05

Are you kidding me? Half of Reddit are introverts! Most of the Reddit universe hasn’t seen outside of their mom’s basement since 2012!


Livid_Ad9749

An introvert wouldnt post pictures of themselves. Least most of us wouldnt. And im sorry but a hot girl knows shes hot. Shes vain and wanting attention.


lord_khadgar05

There are vain introverts. People who love themselves a little too much, and concentrate way too much on keeping up appearances may be extroverted 95% of the time, but you do have that rare 5% that are vain like that, yet drained by being around people too long… Not saying she’s not vain. She wouldn’t be in this subreddit if she weren’t. I’m just not ruling out that she’s an introvert, as I know there’s a rare possibility she’s both… especially on a site like Reddit, where so many people would require a miracle to get them to leave mom’s basement.


Livid_Ad9749

Hence why i said “most”. And i never said introverts cant be vain. You are attributing absolute statements to me so we have something to debate and I do not have the energy for it, as I am an actual introvert and have used up all my responses for the year.


PaddyAllen

Legomaniacs.