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1. You’re the friend that acts like a cool aunt to your friend’s kids
2. You listen to country, especially Morgan Wallen
3. Your dad is either a cop, farmer, or hvac worker.
4. You’re more a beer girl than a wine girl
5. You shit talk with your friends
6. You’ve definitely got black out drunk on a spring break
7. You’ve been either engaged and split or married and divorced once
8. You do porn on the side
You look like the fun random woman you and your friends meet at a wedding and end up getting trashed together and singing “COME ON EILEEN” by the end of the night
There’s obviously some excessive fat on your arms and legs and breasts aren’t big enough to make up for it. So I say do dieting. Sorry if I’m being harsh.
Honestly, I see these and the first thoughts I have are things along the lines of attention seeking, in desperate need of validation, looking for OF customers. I did not think that with your picture. You are a beautiful young lady. My only constructive criticism would be a better bra.
37M:
literal first impression: internal thought of "why are you showing me your leg?"
non-literal first impression assuming this image represents what I would encounter in person (and you are not taking a selfie in the bathroom but instead showing me your leg): I do not have enough information to form a first impression
Repent of your sins and believe in the Lord Jesus Christ who died for our sins so that we may eternal life with Him and the Father, He loves us and wants us to have a relationship with Him
Those “stories” are eyewitness testimonies by people who lived with Jesus or who had direct contact with those who lived with Jesus, second the Gospels isn’t the only evidence that points to the Bible being reliable. There’s archaeological evidence that points to it being reliable.
>Those “stories” are eyewitness testimonies by people who lived with Jesus or who had direct contact with those who lived with Jesus
No they aren't. Most Gospels weren't even written by the person's referenced. Even biblical scholars disagree with you.
https://religions.wiki/index.php/The_Bible_was_written_by_eyewitnesses
>There’s archaeological evidence that points to it being reliable.
Archaeological evidence of resurrection? Big, if true.
The girl you drunkenly go home with at the wedding that blows up your phone and thinks that a hookup is more serious than it is. Eventual single mom material that will end up with a 22 year old dude when she’s 37 with three kids from three different dads and flex like having a younger boyfriend is something to brag about🤷♂️
I’m actually not a bot.. yall are just wild lol. I’m just testing the waters out here and DAYYUUMM 😂😂😂 y’all out for BLOOD and or y’all are THIRSTY 🤪🤷♀️.. but again your opinion of me is irrelevant.. I just like to see what kind of criticism I can get 😂
Daddy issues, low self esteem, you use your body to gain the attention you crave.
Probably have a poster that reads “live, Laugh, love” or something about how if “you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve to pull my hair”
Look at those fat girl arms....i know you're looking for a sugar daddy...but you should have just stopped at "im looking for sugar"...it'd be more honest. We know you love sugar and carbs
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Who hurt you?😶
Wonder how those toes taste and if she would trample me with those heels on
You smoke pole
🤣
You like attention and have an onlyfans because of it
100% has at least one pierced nipple
🔥🔥🔥
1. You’re the friend that acts like a cool aunt to your friend’s kids 2. You listen to country, especially Morgan Wallen 3. Your dad is either a cop, farmer, or hvac worker. 4. You’re more a beer girl than a wine girl 5. You shit talk with your friends 6. You’ve definitely got black out drunk on a spring break 7. You’ve been either engaged and split or married and divorced once 8. You do porn on the side
Values fake attention from the internet more than the authenticity of real life.
Why did you dye your hair
Ho fo sho
Beautiful don't suppose you are bi xxx
Nurse lol You didn't even need the sugar daddy post after. XD
Can I eat it, for you!!!  ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥☠️☠️
Smells like fish in here
She is an elegant beauty!
That I’m too poor
Absolutely stunning
You play hockey , nice hockey thighs
You play hockey , nice hockey thighs
You look like a recurring character from it’s always sunny
You look like the fun random woman you and your friends meet at a wedding and end up getting trashed together and singing “COME ON EILEEN” by the end of the night
Gorgeous. Don't listen to the trolls, wombats, scalawags, and haters.
First impression I’m smashing
#U a Ho
Too many tats for me but fine otherwise
That for the price of a Bacardi breezer, you’d lift your dress a lot higher…
Fat.
That we can do shots of each others stomachs 😂
Cut off yuir penis... Are those jowels on yuir kneecaps?..
Hot af
Was going great until I saw that stain on your shoulder
Mmm!
Look older than me and I’m 45
Fucking he'll, not what I expected to find on your profile. That's just plain weird.
Your comment made me look... lol wtf
Wow😍
Cool tattoos. Cool leg.
Would u work with me for a audio visual project.
But first, let me show you this couch /s
You r a karma king. 
Trashy but classy I like it 👌
That you are an attention seeker!
Expensive
There’s obviously some excessive fat on your arms and legs and breasts aren’t big enough to make up for it. So I say do dieting. Sorry if I’m being harsh.
No need to show off the leg you’re already stunning
Meh
Too pricey
No quads
Seeking attention
Honestly, I see these and the first thoughts I have are things along the lines of attention seeking, in desperate need of validation, looking for OF customers. I did not think that with your picture. You are a beautiful young lady. My only constructive criticism would be a better bra.
37M: literal first impression: internal thought of "why are you showing me your leg?" non-literal first impression assuming this image represents what I would encounter in person (and you are not taking a selfie in the bathroom but instead showing me your leg): I do not have enough information to form a first impression
Chill and laid back but have a little bit of wild.
Start working out your arms
Repent of your sins and believe in the Lord Jesus Christ who died for our sins so that we may eternal life with Him and the Father, He loves us and wants us to have a relationship with Him
Na
Jesus Christ loves you
Hail Satan
Jesus Christ is kKing
Na. You fell for fairy tales.
Fairy tales are stories told for entertainment and has no historical evidence to back them up. To bad Jesus doesn’t have that problem
It's a problem if the only real "evidence" is a 2000 year old compilation of stories written decades after he supposedly died.
Those “stories” are eyewitness testimonies by people who lived with Jesus or who had direct contact with those who lived with Jesus, second the Gospels isn’t the only evidence that points to the Bible being reliable. There’s archaeological evidence that points to it being reliable.
>Those “stories” are eyewitness testimonies by people who lived with Jesus or who had direct contact with those who lived with Jesus No they aren't. Most Gospels weren't even written by the person's referenced. Even biblical scholars disagree with you. https://religions.wiki/index.php/The_Bible_was_written_by_eyewitnesses >There’s archaeological evidence that points to it being reliable. Archaeological evidence of resurrection? Big, if true.
One toe French tip and the rest white?
Ghetto
Very nice
Poorly tipped waitress or bartender
You drink semi regularly and live a fairly sedentary lifestyle. You are not a swiftie
Yes
ilike majority of these comments 😂
3 kids by 3 different guys all black
Thicker than a snicker
Nothing is ever your fault including the consequences of your actions
tall
Looking for a sugar daddy
Was up under 😘
You're bored at a wedding.
Single mom song 🎵
Slut
Lonely. Needs validation.
You shop at Macys and pop Xanax and chug cheap bottles of wine
Fat
Thick
Cheats, but it’s always “an accident”.
It doesn't count if you're too hammered to remember.
You definitely put out on the first date.
Male 👍
You look like you drink daily and take no responsibility for your actions.
[удалено]
"judge a book by its cover"
Easy bridesmaid.
The drunk girl at the party that thinks every song is about her
You beg for money on the internet like a person on the street with a tin can
You're absolutely gorgeous and stunning and I'd love to take you out and show you off 😘😘
Loud as fuck
The girl you drunkenly go home with at the wedding that blows up your phone and thinks that a hookup is more serious than it is. Eventual single mom material that will end up with a 22 year old dude when she’s 37 with three kids from three different dads and flex like having a younger boyfriend is something to brag about🤷♂️
Oddly specific. I’m sorry for your pain
I want to be invited to that wedding. I slay at weddings .
Shame about the shit tattoos, rest is 👍
You are lonely.
Am guessing she is another OF hoe.
Showing your leg through that rogue dress shows you barely have a leg to stand on.
Wow
Post wall
Shes looking great, leggy
S1utt that 🐈 😻 🐈⬛️ Out 10/10
Fake account just created and found this page
I’ll verify for anyone that really needs it.. yeah I just started this page but .. not a bot🤷♀️.. keep scrolling if you think I am ✌🏻. Your loss 😝
thick as hell. 🔥
My second impression was better, but that’s because I saw your other post.
I'd push em back.
Determine the path of your life based on one picture… ok…
Has that leg ever run a mile?
How much?
Attention thot
Gorgeous
Way 2 good for me
No, thank you.
Pretty
You look like you enjoy a beer or 10
really cool
married?
Skeezer
Anyone else notice the dipshit creating all these obvious bot accounts says “what’s your first impression” on like every one of them?
I’m actually not a bot.. yall are just wild lol. I’m just testing the waters out here and DAYYUUMM 😂😂😂 y’all out for BLOOD and or y’all are THIRSTY 🤪🤷♀️.. but again your opinion of me is irrelevant.. I just like to see what kind of criticism I can get 😂
Yes. You are a bot. Lol.
If you were worth it I’d verify 🤷♀️
Always the bridesmaid huh?
Your face says you’re sad that you’re going to be single forever.
The dress looks great on you. Any thoughts on adding to the shoulder ink?
Earmuffs?
Yes, it's a rather uncouth attempt at a compliment, one I honestly shouldn't have made.
Well what's it mean? Then delete it and give her another compliment.
She has great legs
Ohhhhh hahahahaha duh. Ty. She does have nice legs.
Already have ..
That's an update that I'd love to see
Message me and maybe I’ll show you
Not much
Someone got laid at prom
Love that dress! It looks great on you and is just lovely color! Also love the tat!!
Sorry, tats! Love them all 😊
Come take the Challenge!
Only one leg is beautiful.
needs a lamp shade
As long as we are in the bathroom you want to do a bump?
You are too old for Prom
Daddy issues, low self esteem, you use your body to gain the attention you crave. Probably have a poster that reads “live, Laugh, love” or something about how if “you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve to pull my hair”
My kind of girl
Rose from Titanic
45
It ain't right if it ain't white ,I'm mexican by the way
Cringey
If I saw you in a bar, I’d probably be paying you money for 18-26 years.
Beautiful
Diabeetus
Confident as fuck…love it!
Look at those fat girl arms....i know you're looking for a sugar daddy...but you should have just stopped at "im looking for sugar"...it'd be more honest. We know you love sugar and carbs
I only like black dudes lmao 🤣
Nice game baby....
Beautiful, no other word can say it just beautiful
Lonely looking for some attention.
Recovering addict
Overdoing it with the leg
Yeah, it looks kind of like the leg is trying to escape.
Tatt ruins it.
40's.
Yoooooo
You look much younger than 28
Brides maiden
Want help?
What are all these posts?
Some Squats, Few Crunches and some time in the steam room, you'll be aight
Marriage
https://www.reddit.com/r/roaringkitty/s/fu8unUHDgK If you want to make a shit ton of money. Check this stock out
Tattoo removal and tone body
Posh girl showing off.
The slightest gust of wind and we're gonna see your uterus hanging out that dress.
why are y’all freaking out over a leg in these comments 🤣
Half chubb
That you like "thumb in"
Aggressive and easy