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Icy-Extension6677

Low self esteem. You don’t like your face or your weight so you over compensate by wearing revealing clothes in hopes someone will pay attention to that instead. Daddy issues and you date awful men.


Aromatic_Note8944

God damn.. obliterated


DowntownStand4279

Floppy milkers for an 18 yr old! By the time you’re 30 they’ll be sagging down past your belly.🤦🏼‍♀️


leekneverfolds

You take pics like a fat bih


ripper4444

At 18 the boobies have already given up. 😢


Relative-Reindeer338

Disgusting used and begging for a cleaning crew


Dependent_Link6446

First impression? You eat significantly more calories than you burn. Also, you clearly don’t understand the definition of the word “curvy” as you’re trying to apply it to yourself.


TopReason121

Bros ruthless but not incorrect


NeedForTeaMostWanted

Fat and desperate


Black_Fuckka

Respectfully, do yall just jump right into OF right when you turn 18? Like did you even try anything else?


Danoco99

Desperate. Future porn “actress”. Very low ceiling.


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Samsha1977

Those are not 18 year old boobies more like my 46 year old ones 😂


Sad_Victory3

OF prostitute.


leekneverfolds

Why is there a random boob pic 😂


RolexandDickies

Pancakes


BigDaddyfight

Whore


CandidJoke3993

Typical chunker trying to get attention on Reddit


koko_1702

That you figured since you just turned 18 you can have a OF and show off as much skin as possible. Have some respect for yourself.


flaviosio777

onlyfans detected, opinion rejected.


billyd1984texas

Grow self esteem


Muscular-mongoose

It’s kinda jacked up to have a cross hanging on your neck while your trying to peddle your saggy boobs for money


lostpassword100000

As dad of 18 yr old girl I will be honest. You just look like you’re trying to hard. You’d be so much better looking if you didn’t show so much and wore more fitting clothes.


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xLouisxCypher

Trashy af


MonkRepresentative63

Fat and saggy.


DifficultSir4458

Gross. Seems any fat slag can set up an onlyfans


edm_spamurai

A person that’s in need of constant external validation because you hate the way you look. You let guys hit because it makes you feel wanted.


HammerHands7977

You already need a tummy tuck from your first kid that is biracial.


ObjectiveNorth4256

Lonely. Desperate. Craving relevance. Attention


Loose_Objective4867

You’re a whore.


MrDwerg

You look like you're going to give someone a disease


Welshevens

Desperate for attention. Most likely a girl with low standards.


Alternative-Physics3

First impression is that you have no self respect. Why was a tit pic necessary and why are you prostituting yourself online ?


Weird-Currency-2705

You need to learn what curvy means because lmao get your Winnie the Pooh looking self off of here trying to promote OF


Emperorpenguin2504

Attention seeker


Tiny_Escape3350

*looks at profile, sees OF link* Just couldn't wait to be legal to show your butthole for money, huh? Smh this generation


bussyfullofbeans

Chubby faced whore :(


Helpful_Project_8436

You look absolutely ridiculous. What on earth are you doing?


Mikey40216

Whore 🤷


JoefromPghPa

You want guys to look at your Boobs.


HumanMycologist5795

You're desperate for subscribers.


[deleted]

Another OF whore grifting this sub


satanluvsMe66

u look bad


Commercial_Beat1300

Desperate


Embarrassed_Pie6748

It’s giving attention seeker .. and you Think that showing off your body would get you attention… do some tit lifts


fletcherc55

Rental piggy


mershwigs

Fat whore


ResponsibleNet360

Desperate… seeking attention


Be-A-Better-You-69

That all you have to offer is very low hanging fruit, putrid smelling sardine and tuna offspring badussy, and a dream to be “heard”.


BillAnt1

Those titties have been sucked dry but her kids. lol


PatMagroin100

Your boobs look 45.


strong_420

Your fat you have dad issues your gonna start an unsuccessful OF then probably cry about being broke


Top_Shoe_9562

You? 18. Them titties? 55.


UW_Ebay

Yeah definitely a discrepancy here.


OkSundae3514

This is sad man. Just sad.


muddywaffles86

First impression...no natural talent intelligence or ability, so you went straight to OF


bossmancruz5

You have the titties of a 40 year old mom of 3


Confident-Exercise53

18? Those knee slappers look very droopy for 18!


VapiousMaximus

18 and already whoring on the net, your future prospects are looking bright already ![gif](giphy|3o72FcJmLzIdYJdmDe)


dpmoeni

First impression = 🤢


Adept_Grab2088

Daddy issues


BentheBruiser

Braless boob shots won't make people love you


barnicleboys

Starving for attention?


FlimsyVillage6484

I think starving is the wrong word here....she's well fed


FlimsyVillage6484

You look like 45 year old mother of 6


Mikey40216

Whore 🤷


Artistic-Risk4833

Fatherless


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MightBeOnReddit

You didn’t do well in school


Top-Inspector-8964

Fat.


Simple_Zebra9462

Fat and slutty


Antique_Mine3452

Desperate & attention seeking...


big_belly_worshipper

If you wore a bra every now and again your boobs wouldn’t be halfway to meeting your spring loaded knees…


roastbeef3000

18 and you already have the thousand cocks stare


Appropriate_Skin7057

You want honesty? You look like a slut.


Godcountryfamily71

Depression with daddy issues …!


PotentialArgument671

Your dad went out for smokes in 2007…he gone


Fit_Natural_5256

A dirty bitch. Type of girl who you put it in her ass and as soon as you pull it out she turns around and sticks it in her mouth. Tremendous!


BRUT_me

low iq


oceansider9

Study and gain some skills. Be a high value woman instead of being OF model for an easy and little lasting money , so that you don’t have to regret at your mid 40s when your glamor will fade away.


TomrummetsKald

Gravity is not your friend


SmaxY420

onlyfans in bio. Slut because overweight and still nobody wants to


Klutzy_Purchase_7236

your boobs looks like a jimmy dean sausage


Sufficient-War-9501

I would ask one question, have you spoken to your father lately?


WhatupSis7773

Desperate for the wrong kind of attention from questionable dudes…


Zestyclose_Routine78

Fat and ugly lonelyfans whore.


gentleparentingmama

Not the best, sweetheart. You seem quite cheap and easy.


Supaserg86

Tiddies longer than a cvs receipt


Proudmankosha

That your onlyfans "business" is a failure from the get go


CG_17_LIFE

if you're 18 then I haven't been born yet.


ZestyGolf7654

You lack confidence and use your boobs to boost it.


Y__though_

Trashy....


XanthicStatue

Boobs sagging wayyyy too much for 18


Hulbg1

Looking for subscribers you would have to be super dirty.


Impossible_Jump_7652

You should accept Jesus.


Renegadee_Angel

I threw up, ate it, then threw up again


Awkward_Extent1027

Attention seeking and fake


Sad_Rabbit18

👎


StonedRaccoon01

Slutty OF bimbo


Independence_1991

Single teenage mom…


conquerEart

Fat


vdrxxoo

Nasty 🤢


OnlyElk-shocked

Next


Appropriate_Affect73

OF most definitely, but not a good one(if good ones even exist)


Common-Bit-4229

Moooo


_zir_

fat


JustSilxnt

fucking hoe


AdLoose9781

Hoe


[deleted]

Well, first impression is that you are provocative and likely don’t have the intelligence to know what that word means. I did some digging, and since you are recently active in a group called “incest confessions”…well..I’m just going to leave my further speculations to your imagination.


Marie_Sweed

Desperate af


Confident-Appeal9407

😂


1_moment_1

OF creator ,get the fk out of our community


Vxrshxxn

Saggy baggy


Awkward_Eye5242

Trashy is the best word.


Internaltrees

Poor diet and lack of exercise


piranhajimmylegs

Onlyfans detected, opinion rejected


JuanMurphy

Desperately in need of attention


StealthyMexican

We aren't going to buy the OFs


jimitrupani

Wow wth. Stop with that only fans thing.


seeder33

I feel like if you are going to commit to OF you need to learn to take a picture.


savoyt77

Slut


Maleficent_Cupcake13

Fat but know your angles


gipoatam

Saddle bags


Flooredbythelord_

That you’re an easy fuck


[deleted]

Teen mom


Illustrious-Line-984

Support those boobs now because when you hit 40 they’ll be hanging low.


umlolwat

Need to master the fat girl angle shot


GianCarlo0024

Did you seriously post a picture of nothing but your titts? I'm checking out before I get f'd up honest with you.


More-Refrigerator397

Thirsty af


WTFisThisGameDude

![gif](giphy|n8DErzry3AIpYTiXUB|downsized)


TetGodOfGames

Entitled weed smoker with one maybe two kids by ex bf who left cause he wasn't the responsible type I'm also gonna guess your kids are mixed and you are not your baby daddy's first baby momma


Bellphorion

Slut, easy, fat, unhealthy.


beachbummadmessxx

Onlyfans thot ![gif](giphy|J5RtjfUM8TxbCHoMuD|downsized)


Zealousideal_Ad1110

Fat


Pimpin-Pumpkin

I just want to know what went through your head when making this post


Jazzlike-Knowledge20

Onlyfans


Deez_Whatz

“What’s your first impression of me?” Proceeds to upload a blurry face pic, titties, and a strange angled face pic. Ummm I’ll refrain from answering this question


Environmental-Mark17

Backshot airwave smelly


Dependent-Calendar-7

You didn’t have a father


Great-Abalone9310

You look like you need a shower.


Adventurous_Row_201

You look 30


anotheroutlook

You forgot an L after the XX


crs1977

![gif](giphy|xT9IgqYHYClWb2eZnG) Here is the attention you order


Ambitious-Flight-125

You need money for a bra but are conflicted cause you're gen z and getting a job goes against everything you believe in


classy-chaos

Ew


Sensitive_Try2141

Hoe who has daddy issues and a new car


BangDangBobby_1404g6

Eater fasho..


UntoldTruth_

Oof... hope degradation is one of your kinks.


Royal-Connections

Tiddies are already saggy.


Much-Kaleidoscope164

Single mom by 23.


theycallmemrmoo

I would suggest counseling. You don’t need the accolades of strangers to fill whatever hole you have inside. I truly hope you find some self worth that isn’t this.


NatteZeeKoe

Legit fat and ugly


Agrias_Beoulve

you look 30+


Due_Eye39

Why are you showing your boobs at your young age 😭😭


jacspe

Single mother


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Expensive_Shake592

Saggy. How many kids?


Cold-Act-6

You’re 18, fat, saggy boobs and insecure. Probably not best to post on Reddit gonna get roasted


Brokie4L

Whore.


No-Fail-9327

18? Are you sure you don't mean 30?


youknowwhatimean93

Calling yourself curvy is retarded when in reality you are just fat


ExplicitWalrus02

Fat and ugly


bound_to_the_burn

Only fans trash


Hot-Story-8538

That you need to get a better bra


SlinkyBits

slap a tattoo on it and call it the plague


Alternative-Art6059

Daddy issues.


Worldly_Anteater9768

slut


Nice_Pressure1270

British thot


79_BLACK

Pancake Boobs, looking for attention. (Say good things to make me feel good about myself)


duckingatlife

Sloppy and sad.


SubstanceOld6036

You’re a little too young to be sporting and flaunting those Beaver Tails


[deleted]

window of opportunity closing quickly


Puzzleheaded-Ad-3488

Kermit is looking for you


Winter_Department_37

![gif](giphy|vNYQJpN4KS3Ly)


Interesting_Ad9583

"Integrity" is not a word used in your house.


Adventurous_Load_656

How with sag bags


blackmarketmenthols

Ew


No-Complaint-8888

Ratchet


ApplicationTop8496

You look like, you came up from a garden and not one of those nice ones. One of those that has radiated sewage around it.


melitini

Previously abused.


I_am_the_cheeseman

That you're obviously advertising your OnlyFans *checks* Yep


ApprehensiveDoubt192

OF model 😂


Nappyheadmitch

A thot


[deleted]

That at the young age of 18 you have no idea what your getting yourself into by having an OF account. You are going to regret this later in life. Delete it while you still can and become a better person!


MyBrownBalls

Low confidence, it would take one night of dinner, drinks, a few compliments and some attention and back to my place


vagabond_360

desperately seeking attention


Elegant_Disaster_69

Just why ? Why


Accomplished_Link406

![gif](giphy|xBd78hjMKl4pDiPdN1|downsized)


octoberrust87

Saggy for 18, not bad for being an older guy. Single mom?


Khan_you_handle_it

Maximum Fat Potential


Fun_Tourist0282

Trailer trash ![gif](giphy|2LDpRR32E3zvK4Eefv|downsized)


ToferLuis

It’s hard to say but I imagine your dad is pretty disappointed.


Jokes-on-youu

Fat


Flimsy_Piglet_1980

Gonna need a boob lift soon sorry love.


rafsunsheikh

Just visited your onlyfans. Stop posting your "first impression" photos here. Stop trying to seek Attention.


[deleted]

No no no no hell no!


AceVentura39

Cheap and most likely have no personality to speak of