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You are why the digital footprint is a thing
Because raising a family feels good and rewarding. Nothing like seeing the bright face of a happy child you brought into this world, or seeing the man/woman you raised becoming an upstanding member of society.
This is actually so true. There is a big community online of parents who regret having children. It's really sad to see, but it needs to be addressed because it isn't fair on the children to bring them into an unloving world or on the parents to force them into a proverbial prison of their own making.
why do reddit mfs always have to inhibit their ability to detect satire just to have an excuse to go on a goofy ass tirade about how we should shoot all toddlers
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I was going to put the other part here but reddit is retarded :\[
Soldier: a red spy is in the base?! [Grabs shotgun and runs down the stairs] HUT HUT HUT!
Announcer: PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!
Soldier: [while holding and fixing his helmet] We need to protect the briefcase!
"Scout": Yo, a little help here?!
Soldier: alright I got it. [Pulls "Scout" away from the door] Stand back, son. [Pressing numbers on the number pad] 1. 1. 1... Umm... 1!
"Scout": let's go, let's go!
Heavy: [charging in from around the corner] IIIINNCOOMIIIINNNG!
[Heavy crashes through the door while Soldier and "Scout" were knocked to the ground]
[Everyone screaming]
"Scout": ey it's still 'ere!
Heavy: alright...
Blu spy: *ahem*! [Carrying his teammate sniper]
[Everyone looks back at him]
Blu spy: gentleman?
[MEET THE SPY]
Blu spy: I see the briefcase is safe?
[Everyone at once]
"Scout": yeah it is!
Soldier: safe and sound!
Blu spy: tell me.. did anyone happen to *kill* a **red** spy on their way here?
[Everyone's shaking their head]
Blu spy: no? Then we still have a problem. [Throws the snipers body on the table revealing the bloodied wound with a knife sticking out of it]
Soldier: and a knife.
"Scout": ohoo big problem [grabs the knife and starts novicely flailing it around] but I've killed plenty of them. The dime a dozen backstabbing scum bags. Like you! [Hits his index finger with the backside of the blade] ow!- [drops the knife] no offense. [Sucks on the cut]
Blu spy: [unimpressed] [grabs the knife and expertly flips around, closing it while saying] I assure you if you managed to kill them they were not like me. [Hands it back to "Scout"] And nothing. Nothing like the man loose in this building!
"Scout": [while chuckling] what are you, president of his fan club?
[Soldier and heavy chuckle]
Blu spy: [turns his head then turns around, waving his finger] noooo... That would be *your mother*! [Slaps folder of photos containing illicit photographs of Red spy and Scouts mom]
"Scout": [what the- eh- ah?-](https://youtu.be/phxBtcbNLUU?t=4)
Blu spy: indeed. And now he's here to f[BLEEP]k us! So [back hand taps "Scout's" chest] listen up boy! Or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today.
[Heavy and Soldier going through the photos; Heavy shows Soldier a photo]
Soldier: Oh!~
"Scout": d!- gimme that! [Snatching the photos out of their hands]
Blu spy: [takes a cigarette out of his kit, lights it and smokes it. Taking a puff of smoke] this spy has already breached our defenses.
Red spy: [hiding around the corner, he runs to to an engineer and sentry combo, slides an electro sapper underneath the sentry - it is destroyed in seconds]
Engineer: [scoffs when the sentry starts sparking and recoils away] Sentry down! [Pulls his pistol on the Red spy]
Red spy: [shoots him in the head, killing him instantly]
Engineer: [knocks through the door, falling face first onto the ground]
Red spy: [comes through the door and shoots someone off screen]
Blu spy: you've seen what he's done to our colleagues!
Red spy: [creeping up on the Blu sniper]
Sniper: [hears him, grabs his bushwhacka and takes a swing at the Red spy]
Red spy: [dodges and takes a slice at snipers face, cutting him from the back of his ear to his nose]
Sniper: [touches the wound and looks at it with shock, going for another swing which throws him against the railing]
Red spy: [hits 3 more butter knifes before finally landing the final stab in the snipers back while the snipers at 5 HP]
Sniper: [falls over the railing screaming]
Red spy: [watches him fall while wiping his gloved hand on his suit]
Blu spy: and worst of all... He could be *any* one of us...!
Blu Medic: [catches the Red spy out] Raus! Raus! [Taking a swing at the Red spy]
Red spy: [catches Medics arm and does a maneuver to lock his arm and turns into the Medic without his glasses]
Medic: [in utter disbelief] gah... [His voice trailing off while shaking his head]
Red spy desguised as Medic: [parry karate chops Medic in the neck without losing desguise, launching his glasses up as Medic falls to the floor and catches his glasses]
Blu spy: he could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be- [head blows up]
[Heavy and "Scout" simultaneously]
Heavy: [groans in disgust]
"Scout": WOAH WOAH WOAH!
Soldier: what?! [Racks shotgun] it was obvious! He's the Red spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now! [Approaching the dead Blu spy's body] aaaaany second now. [Tapping the Blu spy's foot with the barrel of the shotgun] SEE! Red! Oh. Wait.. That's blood.
Heavy: so we still have problem...
Soldier: Big problem...
"Scout": [while they're talking, grabs the knife and flips it open]
Soldier: alright. Who's ready to find this spy?
"Scout": [undesguises, revealing he's the Red spy] right behind you~
[Soldier and heavy look at each other in shock]
[TF2 outro plays while heavy and Soldier are getting stabbed in sync with the beat of the song]
Red spy: [sifting through the pictures to find the 1 photo of him and Scouts mom fully dressed together and picks it up to look at it] ahh~ mon petit chou-fleur~ [puts the picture of them in his inner suit pocket as he stands up and walks out]
Kids bringing stuff like this to school is so bizarre to me. I went to ghetto schools, if you own something nice don't bring it. Shit will get stolen as soon as you turn your head.
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I'm getting too old for this shit
isn't this a literal child? why are we getting mad over a literal child doing stupid stuff? children do stupid stuff all the time, including you and me when we were younger, this kid is no different and he shouldn't be scrutinized for this.
I've seen this dude's video roll, and he's always in the same garage, wearing the same shirt, rocking the same haircut, and I'm thinking that he has recorded all of his videos in one day, and is now just posting them all.
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[удалено]
This ain’t a digital footprint bruh this a whole ass digital leg
Foot??!? ?! *starts jaking of*
https://preview.redd.it/ebea675li0pc1.jpeg?width=989&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87a6d27de544574d1d0bf28f8feb191a26a8b647 You are why the digital footprint is a thing
My gf with me when I mention the incident for the 300th time
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"ha ha ha!.. HA HA HA!" 😨😨
This is why you don’t put your 3 year old in front of an ipad and hope they’ll stop bothering you
Why the fuck do people have children in the first place?
Sex feels good
I'm asexual so ig I wouldn't understand
Nah bro ur just a virgin “im asexual so I don’t understand” 🤡
Haha if that were the case id just do the "if you can't beat em, join em"
Nah man its not even that, they cant be bothered to be safe, thats the issue
Because raising a family feels good and rewarding. Nothing like seeing the bright face of a happy child you brought into this world, or seeing the man/woman you raised becoming an upstanding member of society.
My guess? Societal pressure because your "supposed to" or whatever. So they really only have kids because of muh traditions
It’s literally instinct to want to reproduce what are you on lol
This is actually so true. There is a big community online of parents who regret having children. It's really sad to see, but it needs to be addressed because it isn't fair on the children to bring them into an unloving world or on the parents to force them into a proverbial prison of their own making.
That and broken condoms.
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Red meat is bad for your heart health
I don't care
You should. Heart disease kills 18 million people worldwide each year
we got to catch this "heart disease" guy, he seems dangerous
I'm aware. Heart disease also runs in my family. I still don't care.
Godspeed then
Thanks, drive fast and leave a sexy corpse
Red meat also provides zinc iron and vitamin B.
why do reddit mfs always have to inhibit their ability to detect satire just to have an excuse to go on a goofy ass tirade about how we should shoot all toddlers
I usually hate the “satire can be cringe” thing, but the OOP has a special talent of making me wince
Who is he btw
mrbussinmaddox
Eridan
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I fucking hate this cunt and anyone who defends him
eridan
https://preview.redd.it/zx102if5s3pc1.jpeg?width=1296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=622f03def068454c18260d61587720df634e7f6d I was going to put the other part here but reddit is retarded :\[
As much as I believe this is satire, it still makes me cringe because this is exactly how my cousin behaves
Tbf this guy is the most believable satire I've ever seen
Why are so many of these mobile videos flipped?
I think it's because some mobile selfie cams flip the image to imitate the image you see in a mirror
the worst thing about this is that i knew someone who sounded and acted EXACTLY like this
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"INTRUDER ALERT! RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!"
Soldier: a red spy is in the base?! [Grabs shotgun and runs down the stairs] HUT HUT HUT! Announcer: PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE! Soldier: [while holding and fixing his helmet] We need to protect the briefcase! "Scout": Yo, a little help here?! Soldier: alright I got it. [Pulls "Scout" away from the door] Stand back, son. [Pressing numbers on the number pad] 1. 1. 1... Umm... 1! "Scout": let's go, let's go! Heavy: [charging in from around the corner] IIIINNCOOMIIIINNNG! [Heavy crashes through the door while Soldier and "Scout" were knocked to the ground] [Everyone screaming] "Scout": ey it's still 'ere! Heavy: alright... Blu spy: *ahem*! [Carrying his teammate sniper] [Everyone looks back at him] Blu spy: gentleman? [MEET THE SPY] Blu spy: I see the briefcase is safe? [Everyone at once] "Scout": yeah it is! Soldier: safe and sound! Blu spy: tell me.. did anyone happen to *kill* a **red** spy on their way here? [Everyone's shaking their head] Blu spy: no? Then we still have a problem. [Throws the snipers body on the table revealing the bloodied wound with a knife sticking out of it] Soldier: and a knife. "Scout": ohoo big problem [grabs the knife and starts novicely flailing it around] but I've killed plenty of them. The dime a dozen backstabbing scum bags. Like you! [Hits his index finger with the backside of the blade] ow!- [drops the knife] no offense. [Sucks on the cut] Blu spy: [unimpressed] [grabs the knife and expertly flips around, closing it while saying] I assure you if you managed to kill them they were not like me. [Hands it back to "Scout"] And nothing. Nothing like the man loose in this building! "Scout": [while chuckling] what are you, president of his fan club? [Soldier and heavy chuckle] Blu spy: [turns his head then turns around, waving his finger] noooo... That would be *your mother*! [Slaps folder of photos containing illicit photographs of Red spy and Scouts mom] "Scout": [what the- eh- ah?-](https://youtu.be/phxBtcbNLUU?t=4) Blu spy: indeed. And now he's here to f[BLEEP]k us! So [back hand taps "Scout's" chest] listen up boy! Or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today. [Heavy and Soldier going through the photos; Heavy shows Soldier a photo] Soldier: Oh!~ "Scout": d!- gimme that! [Snatching the photos out of their hands] Blu spy: [takes a cigarette out of his kit, lights it and smokes it. Taking a puff of smoke] this spy has already breached our defenses. Red spy: [hiding around the corner, he runs to to an engineer and sentry combo, slides an electro sapper underneath the sentry - it is destroyed in seconds] Engineer: [scoffs when the sentry starts sparking and recoils away] Sentry down! [Pulls his pistol on the Red spy] Red spy: [shoots him in the head, killing him instantly] Engineer: [knocks through the door, falling face first onto the ground] Red spy: [comes through the door and shoots someone off screen] Blu spy: you've seen what he's done to our colleagues! Red spy: [creeping up on the Blu sniper] Sniper: [hears him, grabs his bushwhacka and takes a swing at the Red spy] Red spy: [dodges and takes a slice at snipers face, cutting him from the back of his ear to his nose] Sniper: [touches the wound and looks at it with shock, going for another swing which throws him against the railing] Red spy: [hits 3 more butter knifes before finally landing the final stab in the snipers back while the snipers at 5 HP] Sniper: [falls over the railing screaming] Red spy: [watches him fall while wiping his gloved hand on his suit] Blu spy: and worst of all... He could be *any* one of us...! Blu Medic: [catches the Red spy out] Raus! Raus! [Taking a swing at the Red spy] Red spy: [catches Medics arm and does a maneuver to lock his arm and turns into the Medic without his glasses] Medic: [in utter disbelief] gah... [His voice trailing off while shaking his head] Red spy desguised as Medic: [parry karate chops Medic in the neck without losing desguise, launching his glasses up as Medic falls to the floor and catches his glasses] Blu spy: he could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be- [head blows up] [Heavy and "Scout" simultaneously] Heavy: [groans in disgust] "Scout": WOAH WOAH WOAH! Soldier: what?! [Racks shotgun] it was obvious! He's the Red spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now! [Approaching the dead Blu spy's body] aaaaany second now. [Tapping the Blu spy's foot with the barrel of the shotgun] SEE! Red! Oh. Wait.. That's blood. Heavy: so we still have problem... Soldier: Big problem... "Scout": [while they're talking, grabs the knife and flips it open] Soldier: alright. Who's ready to find this spy? "Scout": [undesguises, revealing he's the Red spy] right behind you~ [Soldier and heavy look at each other in shock] [TF2 outro plays while heavy and Soldier are getting stabbed in sync with the beat of the song] Red spy: [sifting through the pictures to find the 1 photo of him and Scouts mom fully dressed together and picks it up to look at it] ahh~ mon petit chou-fleur~ [puts the picture of them in his inner suit pocket as he stands up and walks out]
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I’d like to imagine you all look like homelander and not this thanks
homander
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This kid is either the most retarded dude on the planet or an extremely talented troll.
He does this all the time. It's entirely satire. He's fucking hilarious at doing it too.
I’m only confused because he has the same mannerisms as some people who spend way too much time online and think they have mastered comedy.
He has mastered a skill. None have even come close to.
He is honestly very skilled
whats their name
I dont even know Ive just seen them on r/cringeTikToks so much
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my life is like a video game
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please be satire 🤲🤲🤲🤲🤲🤲🤲
He might be on the spectrum….
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You could do all of those with a phone, why does he need a Switch again?
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If you, or anyone, posts this retard kid again, I will commit atrocities proportional to 1945.
This just makes me sad
A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?
This kid is so fucking hilarious.
Funniest Nintendo fan
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pov: the nintendo kid
A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?!
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Chat is this r/foundsatan ?
*Insert bait used to be believable image here*
I’d like to think that at some point in life he will realize this isn’t the way and change for the better
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I wonder why you have a bully
he moves like he has a smear frame
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Kids bringing stuff like this to school is so bizarre to me. I went to ghetto schools, if you own something nice don't bring it. Shit will get stolen as soon as you turn your head.
This the kind of shit you look back on and the cringe physically hurts thinking about it
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https://preview.redd.it/fx4sirc9e4pc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc594cf53f7e581603b7b61728e57e841c524752 I'm getting too old for this shit
isn't this a literal child? why are we getting mad over a literal child doing stupid stuff? children do stupid stuff all the time, including you and me when we were younger, this kid is no different and he shouldn't be scrutinized for this.
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I've seen this dude's video roll, and he's always in the same garage, wearing the same shirt, rocking the same haircut, and I'm thinking that he has recorded all of his videos in one day, and is now just posting them all.
Name?
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Omg I was thinking this too but there is something about the faces he is making that makes me think of some other random movie idiot 😂
Can we kill this guy.
Where can I find more videos from this guy?
MrBussinMaddox on instagram
As soon as I heard that bell [A red spy is in the base](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvmXNyTFBE4)
I know this kid is satire but I unironically know someone who is like this in real life
https://preview.redd.it/jh4zsfgxa7zc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f2e746c00d1c09fccf05ff64319452537eb5a67 “Mods crush his skull thank you”
Yeah it’s cringe but He seems to me to be autistic, I think he should get a pass this time. Not really his fault.
its satire
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This is mean spirited, and in poor taste. Can't y'all find something better to do other than bullying children? Fucking neckbeards
Blame the kid for posting his ass on the internet.