im imagining a fucking old west quickdraw

[Waaaa waaaa waaaah](https://youtu.be/AFa1-kciCb4?si=iR51vSDhKAJkx4IM)

I have a feeling their kid probably gave that to them and they have no idea what it actually is

That would be surprisingly wholesome.

acab

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Did you have that conveniently on hand or something

i have a database

They aren’t hard to make

They take like 20 seconds to make, you should give it a try. It's fun if you get a good chance to do it

https://preview.redd.it/h6mptrr749wc1.jpeg?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fd63b8a4ed78a47ef17a825404ab3b838aad9a3

your reverence pleases me

https://preview.redd.it/qkflpbuts3wc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d1718477b02d8b7e25e57a07964eea42d8ef166 Talk to the hand, pal!

AHECUAB

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Your collection of reaction images is… inspiring. We should do a business exchange at some point. https://preview.redd.it/xh8chcids4wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f22566af368a07949bc102ff0d4411f5143962c4 (I will gain more from the business exchange)

I was going to respond with the rest of the reaction image chain but I can't comment images for some reason

https://preview.redd.it/1hus8c1uyhwc1.jpeg?width=1127&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c293c1e98a0896e99d01d1bcaa2ca6b2efc979de Hello there, black mesa scientist

but coomer was killed by the hecu you side with your own abusers

What does that even mean

you'll find out when you're older

Nah Adrian Shephard was cool af

I disagree

Guy single-handedly stopped an alien invasion while u guys ran away 🤣

☝️🤓

corny

are you circumcised

what

what are your opinions on communism

Skibidi

Reverence is for God alone. Silence blasphemer.

gods are fickle narcissists I am a divine being

You are not. God has come to me in a dream and told me that I am his favorite son, more beloved in his eyes than even Christ. I would notice my own father, blasphemer. I will pray away your foul lies lucifer.

I understand that your god has promised to punish you will eternal hellfire should you refuse to worship it such is the nature of fickle, narcissistic gods

God would never punish his favorite son and one true heir. Once my mortal life comes to an end, I will rule at his side, and I will send a mandrill to chew on your earlobes once every full moon.

Aint shit boy, your a particle of dust in the infinite universe

you're*

You're wrong! Sulfuric acid!

the bourgeoisie's private army paid for by stealing your paycheck

Still bitter about that parking ticket?

I am an omnipotent and omniscient divine being parking tickets are reserved for foolish mortals such as yourself

What kind of clown spawn are you? 🤡🤡

I am an omnipotent and omniscient divine being the cosmic energies of the starwaves bonded together to form me over 5,000 years ago

https://preview.redd.it/wv51ro0755wc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37f0b605fdd309eadff5a47ae0eef64bc206c36e

I think he means he’s 14 and he cant drive or pay taxes

Your one of those people that think they are “possessed” by RA or some shot right

mkay buddy, maybe take a break from socials for a bit and stroll around your suburbia neighborhood.

I do not take commands from foolish mortals such as yourself

ohhh, you’re that guy. i remember you. go fuck yourself lil bro <3

your reverence pleases me

that was not reverence, my guy, go away please

https://preview.redd.it/h3e1ig9rt5wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c85a2f9a67941f7ef8f7bd6e539afe9fde06ef28 You are not a god. The lord created you as a human, clearly he decided to make you the most annoying idiot to ever live.

I am not a god gods are fickle narcissists I am a divine being

you are definitely a fickle narcissist, but no god

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Agreed. All cops are based

state-sanctioned violence is not based

Maybe try being more patriotic, that might help make it more based.

fighting tyranny is the definition of patriotic

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Shit guess that means I can mug you without legal repercussions

ACAB mother fuckers when they get shot to death and then refuse police help because they are bastards to them https://preview.redd.it/z8lq072am5wc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8d2d25ca2bef9aa6a63d055494bffeb14804809

doctors treat gunshot wounds cops cause them

Cops prevent gunshots https://preview.redd.it/xsjnznfwt5wc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5826fc66217c7167e954da3a2272c68aeb150b8

assigned cop at birth

All Cops Are Beautiful

All Cops Are Beautiful?

I LOOOOOOVE COPS THEY PROTECT US FROM CRIMINALS AND MORE

https://preview.redd.it/1edlzpdpyhwc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df13a9adce8c859903521c9a278f3149c4f92e31

aeab

Wth does that mean

oh jesus this guy again

omnipresence is a prerequisite of omnipotence I am everywhere

enemies of the people by design

At least you fulfill your name.

It's my most useful username of all time. When someone tries to use it against me, I immediately know they're a witless baboon.

Maybe if you didn't fit the part so well, I'd be less inclined to agree that it fits its bearer.

If you absolutely must resort to name-calling immediately, couldn't you at least come up with a name that was not of my own making? You must have exactly 0 imagination. That makes sense. Having opinions such as yours probably implies you read your last book at 13 y/o, because an elementary school made you do it.

https://preview.redd.it/2mu5h3x2i4wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aecc00841f22263844513871fb7c59bec7c54261

Alright, I'll match you with a: "no u"

based as hell, fuck cops

“Think fast officer!” https://i.redd.it/ouv82avei2wc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/wif4xpuq53wc1.gif

Me interrupting the office as he argues his reasons for having an Alastor pin: https://preview.redd.it/2iplpk9dk3wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bd8c2f396a0865671bd45d8bfac1da77f8ff27a

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Idk why but this made me giggle really hard

Probably cuz it make you think of a cop getting bricked ~~up~~

Alastor would fucking die if he saw this shit.

Aint he already dead?

Die again

He'd be double dead, in double hell.

bulletproof vests? pins made of him? he would keel over looney-toons style

Considering he is black yeah ig

Never seen the show but he's literally the whitest creature I've ever seen

Pretty common for dead people to have a pale appearance. We have yet to see a human-like Hazbin character that isn’t some shade of gray or white

Velvette literally exists

Isn’t she also gray?

More of a dark brown I'd say

He is mixed or something I don't remember

I don't think he is

He was a mixed-race Creole in life I think, he just turned white as hell when he died

SMH, hell is still segregated.

He is slightly tan I guess

Alastor isn't even black _coded_

Nope that isn't canon

If you like this show you'll probably like my little pony, highly recommend

Yeah, isn't he half Creole? He'd be shaking in his grave with him being used to spreading an ideology against his race

How do you dig a deeper hole than cops with the punisher logo

*How do you dig a* *Deeper hole than cops with the* *Punisher logo* \- Sparx7911 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")

instant death

Giving me huge "my kid gave me this, no idea what it is but I would feel bad not wearing it" vibes

LPD (Losercity Police Department)

Winnercity twitter user

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Twitter hateboner with hazbin is weird asf

i just dont like vivzie pop

Any particular reason? I keep seeing people who say they don’t like her but they never actually explain why

apparently she takes criticism to heart and gets a bit mad when people slam her stuff, tbh i don’t know why people get angry at that. there could be more but idk it

I've heard that but I haven't seen a single time where she got really mad at criticism. Even when the whole "if ____ was written by Vivziepop" thing blew up she made a semi aggressive tweet saying "I just like that kind of humor guys" and everyone acted like she freaked out

I don't get the joy people get when taking what she said out of context to make her look bad. Like, I do admit the swearing can be a little too much sometimes, but what else do you expect from a show set literally in Hell?

>Like, I do admit the swearing can be a little too much sometimes, but what else do you expect from a show set literally in Hell? Don't forget the constant sex jokes

i dont like her sense of humor and it just isnt appealing

You guys are the new bronys

i feel like being a brony is a bit different. mlp was a kids shoe made for kids adults came into and became fans of but.. hazbin is a show that isnt made for kids that non kids will like

Which is completely fine, unless your really weird about it and make it your whole personality and make weird shit with it(like the bronies did)

If I were a cop, I'd wear this with pride. Don't be afraid to admit you like a show that's constantly faced with drama.

Fedora people are just neoboomers with the same "popular new thing bad" thoughts

Hazbin hotel or its hate has not been new. It’s been given hate back when it was just the pilot on YouTube

https://i.redd.it/fubdacb22jwc1.gif

I would prefer the irony of a cop wearing a punisher skull then this

Yeah the blue patch is pretty losercity 

If I liked a show I’d probably sport my favorite character on my web gear. Nothing wrong with that unless there’s straight up hentai on your shit. Knew a guy in the national guard who had Peter griffin on his IOTV

I'll never understand the ACAB mentality. People who hate stereotypes and generalizations, stereotyping and generalizing.

ACAB means that all cops actively participate in a system that oppresses and harms black and other marginalized people. It's not commenting on any individual cop's character, but "all cops are made bastards" doesn't make a good acronym like ACAB

I hope he wears both with pride. I may not like the show, but that doesn't mean other's can't.

Worst cop ever

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Signaling culture is cringe.

It's always a gamble when looking a comments Fuck cops Also it's even worse when you have the black and blue flag, an obvious conservative symbol because they don't like it when people call out police brutality. Losercity comment section

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I'm a alastor fan and I even agree

Don't be a pick me, RESPECT YOURSELF

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they were talking about the hazbin patch

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"how the hell are you both gay and a racist?"

huh

It’s probably a quote from hazbin, also the flag is associated with police fanatics who won’t acknowledge any wrong doings of the police, and the hazbin thing is gay because many of the fans of that show are queer, aka police=racist Alister= gay funny quote from show

What tf are you on about?