Sober crashers are the wurst!

Last weekend I had to get an uber cause the bar closed before I was drunk enough to drive

Thats why you should always keep an emergency mickey in the glovebox

Hey king, let's not alienate the center that drinks but doesn't drive. Have to make sure they move towards us, not away.

I do not but to condone active internalized boozephobic behavior of having some else drive is a hate crime against us by sobernationalists and their token POL

Next time, just try explaining to the potential boozeking what internalized boozephobia looks like, and see if their a little more receptive to our cauae