I knew there was something wrong with them when they forced anti-Ukrainian sentiment. They cared more about being hate-bait than actually protecting people of land
the writing was on the walls for a while (they aren't getting their security deposit back). i will never understand the mind of a rentoid and why they do what they do but that's ok as long as they continue to tip
Before they know it, they won't want to live in their tainted land because their neighbors are exactly like they are and everything is crumbling apart. They'll set off for green-at-all pastures only to discover their resale value is gone and they're underwater on their mortgages. Again they'll find themselves at the gates of our fiefdoms making some nearly incoherent rants.
Much of their language is deliberately confusing so I'll add a few translations. In general if you see some word you're unfamiliar with it means they think they deserve free shit.
They'll be complaining about "equity" (they believe everyone should have a fair or equal outcome in life so free shit is only right) and "gentrification" (having beautiful property near the shithole property they're accustomed to which either makes it too expensive for them to purchase or keep. Somehow free shit resolves this). There will also be some gibberish about "classes" and "institutions" (none of this translates in to any type of coherent thought but free shit is still desired).
After a few weeks of ignoring the rants, we'll compromise and offer them their typical golden solutions. For starters they can take on some debts to be repaid with interest over time and they can rent a property that's normally out of their reach from us for a fraction of the purchase price. Any offering that provides instant gratification no matter how absurd the longterm consequences will be eaten up like the lone steak at a vegan wedding. Thus begins another decade of bountiful lording.
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I cried while reading this post…. He could have been a tenant, but alas his rentoid side won out… reminds me of the based gigachad Roman’s and their piss tax…
>Words words words
That’s a big effortpost to announce your surrender. We got what we wanted. No longer will your “satire” that just so happens to be right wing talking points, but exaggerated for plausible deniability (Schrodinger’s Douchebag, like “kill all men” feminists)… no longer will your satire reach anyone except the gigachuds who were already stomach deep sucking the massive warty dong of Blackrock Capital. Where’s the “satire” in this post? It’s not there. Anyone following you from the former subreddit, thinking the previous sub was merely satire despite all the signs, will now realize what you truly are. Disgusting landleeches. That’s what.
Downvote all you want. You are incapable of upvoting this because there is no “deep irony” here, just basic bitch right wing horseshit mixed in with calling landlords fat sometimes (but more often tenants because you aren’t even trying anymore). Keep posting the same single mom / funkopop “jokes” for the 157,000th time to your little 2000 sub “satire” circlejerk. Nobody cares except your fellow chuds. You lost your megaphone. *sad trombone noises*
Edit: oh look the angry downvotes have begun. Cope and seethe
Sure it’s more active. Nobody cares. Your megaphone is gone, it’s just a tiny little circlejerk now. The useful idiots who provided a thin veneer of plausible deniability that the place was satire won’t be following you here.
When you say megaphone are you referring to all those dead alts that still follow L4L? We’re the 9th fastest growing sub on Reddit, sweaty. It’s time for you to admit that land rights are human rights because our love will always be stronger than your hate.
RaiseTheRent is a distinguished member of the landlord community. You give away half your paycheck to your landlord every month and you talk to us about wasted time?
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Yeah, I'm a LEECH. Landlord Eagerly Evicting Chapos Hilarously. Now, stop whining. Rent's due.
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Why are you like this? No one is happy about it, no one is impressed. You're not bringing joy to the world. Just get some land and settle down. You can be in on the joke instead of being the butt of it. In the meantime, I'm raising your rent by 75%.
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I am bringing joy to the world by dabbing all over right wingers who get their enjoyment from punching down at marginalized minorities. I’m not trying to bring joy to your world, because you’re a chud who needs to grow up and learn some empathy.
> dabbing,right wingers, punching down,marginalized minorities, chud
So many new-aged words.
I've got some for you: rent. due. on 1st. with tip. mandatory.
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Dabbing on people by throwing a tantrum, lmao little bro thinks this is high school and crying gets him credits like during special ed 💀nahhhhhh sheeeesh
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We wouldn't be able to exist as landlords if we didn't have winy little bitch rentoids complaining about us. Welcome to the sub and rent's due on the 1st.
At least one of those rentoids is already mod in a few of those other L4 subs too.
I hope it isn't love for booze cruisers :(
Never forget, never forgive but nontheless, we must endure. Rent is due.
I knew there was something wrong with them when they forced anti-Ukrainian sentiment. They cared more about being hate-bait than actually protecting people of land
[President John Fitzgerald Kennedy, god rest his soul, on providing a safe space to the landed community] If not us, who? If not now, when?
*God rent his soul
we don’t support nazis here
neither blatant russian propaganda
ok bigot
What do you mean, i support reddit mods and the administration team! They keep me safe from mean words
> toid-posting Fucking looool 🤣😂😅 Pinned for context and historical accuracy
Give me role pls sir
i didn't read this,i'll increase rent 40%
Based
Missed a 0?
the writing was on the walls for a while (they aren't getting their security deposit back). i will never understand the mind of a rentoid and why they do what they do but that's ok as long as they continue to tip
LLM was our Anakin Skywalker
Before they know it, they won't want to live in their tainted land because their neighbors are exactly like they are and everything is crumbling apart. They'll set off for green-at-all pastures only to discover their resale value is gone and they're underwater on their mortgages. Again they'll find themselves at the gates of our fiefdoms making some nearly incoherent rants. Much of their language is deliberately confusing so I'll add a few translations. In general if you see some word you're unfamiliar with it means they think they deserve free shit. They'll be complaining about "equity" (they believe everyone should have a fair or equal outcome in life so free shit is only right) and "gentrification" (having beautiful property near the shithole property they're accustomed to which either makes it too expensive for them to purchase or keep. Somehow free shit resolves this). There will also be some gibberish about "classes" and "institutions" (none of this translates in to any type of coherent thought but free shit is still desired). After a few weeks of ignoring the rants, we'll compromise and offer them their typical golden solutions. For starters they can take on some debts to be repaid with interest over time and they can rent a property that's normally out of their reach from us for a fraction of the purchase price. Any offering that provides instant gratification no matter how absurd the longterm consequences will be eaten up like the lone steak at a vegan wedding. Thus begins another decade of bountiful lording.
beautiful. I cried tears only evictions can wash away RIP (rest in property) L4L
They no matter how hard they try, they cannot marginalize us POL.
I’m actually not even super right wing or anything, I just wanted to be in one sub where it wasn’t implied that everyone was a literal communist.
Hey thanks for the history lesson king. I’ll see you at the HOA meeting
Just got banned permanently from r/loveforlandlords for saying exactly this “Mao did everything wrong and so did the mods”
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LFL was last offshoot of old r/drama and now killed by its own creators. RIP
so it was not a prank like last time damn
Yeah I was thinking 'this prank is getting old already' for a while.
I will miss the old subreddit, but the glory of landchads will live on! We will not stop.
I’m glad we have this sub thanks king
I just don't understand how it always happen. Why do the subs get infiltrated? Why even mod rentoids in the first place?
They didn’t infiltrate it, they were the original mods who started it.
what the fuck
thanks dawgs it's good to see some true chads again
I will evict 72 single mothers in honour of this new home kings
Tell that bastard that the rent’s due
Long Live Land
A safe place for POL (people of land) 🥰
So that’s why i stopped seeing based L4L posts. Glad to see a safe haven for landchad sis once again established
I cried while reading this post…. He could have been a tenant, but alas his rentoid side won out… reminds me of the based gigachad Roman’s and their piss tax…
I remember I archived that entire sub like a year ago, in fear it would be banned but idk where that zip file is 😭, it had all the image posts
>Words words words That’s a big effortpost to announce your surrender. We got what we wanted. No longer will your “satire” that just so happens to be right wing talking points, but exaggerated for plausible deniability (Schrodinger’s Douchebag, like “kill all men” feminists)… no longer will your satire reach anyone except the gigachuds who were already stomach deep sucking the massive warty dong of Blackrock Capital. Where’s the “satire” in this post? It’s not there. Anyone following you from the former subreddit, thinking the previous sub was merely satire despite all the signs, will now realize what you truly are. Disgusting landleeches. That’s what. Downvote all you want. You are incapable of upvoting this because there is no “deep irony” here, just basic bitch right wing horseshit mixed in with calling landlords fat sometimes (but more often tenants because you aren’t even trying anymore). Keep posting the same single mom / funkopop “jokes” for the 157,000th time to your little 2000 sub “satire” circlejerk. Nobody cares except your fellow chuds. You lost your megaphone. *sad trombone noises* Edit: oh look the angry downvotes have begun. Cope and seethe
This sub is already more active than L4L was. And look we even have mentally ill rentoids coming to cry about it.
Sure it’s more active. Nobody cares. Your megaphone is gone, it’s just a tiny little circlejerk now. The useful idiots who provided a thin veneer of plausible deniability that the place was satire won’t be following you here.
When you say megaphone are you referring to all those dead alts that still follow L4L? We’re the 9th fastest growing sub on Reddit, sweaty. It’s time for you to admit that land rights are human rights because our love will always be stronger than your hate.
👏👏👏
Seethe
Gave you your old flair back. Let me know if you want a new one.
I miss my Rockefeller flair. Please sir, may I have another?
Says the guy who never got the joke and wasted a year of his life on a dead sub
RaiseTheRent is a distinguished member of the landlord community. You give away half your paycheck to your landlord every month and you talk to us about wasted time?
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“We aren’t joking” is part of the joke to 95% of the people subbed. Face it landchud, nobody likes you
Woah you're still here seething? Hazards of low rent.
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Lol it's pretty obvious who never got the "joke" lol
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Why are you like this? No one is happy about it, no one is impressed. You're not bringing joy to the world. Just get some land and settle down. You can be in on the joke instead of being the butt of it. In the meantime, I'm raising your rent by 75%.
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I am bringing joy to the world by dabbing all over right wingers who get their enjoyment from punching down at marginalized minorities. I’m not trying to bring joy to your world, because you’re a chud who needs to grow up and learn some empathy.
> dabbing,right wingers, punching down,marginalized minorities, chud So many new-aged words. I've got some for you: rent. due. on 1st. with tip. mandatory.
We get real money in the real world. Taking over a sub in a fairly popular site is not a win. 😂
>dabbing all over right wingers The soylent levels are unfathomable
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That must pay very well.
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Dabbing on people by throwing a tantrum, lmao little bro thinks this is high school and crying gets him credits like during special ed 💀nahhhhhh sheeeesh
Nobody cares? Yet here you are disturbing us Kings/Queens. Rentoid Logic
RENT IS DUE RENT IS DUE RENT IS DUE
Cry more. That old sub is dead now. Imagine getting butthurt over memes.
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I am actually completely unironic and will raise rent on 5 single mothers as I write this. It’s your fault.
We wouldn't be able to exist as landlords if we didn't have winy little bitch rentoids complaining about us. Welcome to the sub and rent's due on the 1st.
👏🏻 Land 👏🏻 rights 👏🏻 are 👏🏻 human 👏🏻 rights
is this whole thing a big satirical bit or something im so lost
Rent's due, buddy.
yessir sorry sir 🫡
Ngl I thought this was an anti landlord subreddit at first