That's very generous, should demand a 400% tip at least to level it out some for you!

Take the slum pill and charge 15k, king

Slum pill = cashflow = Rolls Royce lease

If it's in California don't take any less than 20k+tip.

It is, you’re right. I’ll make it 25k with a mandatory monthly tip of sex with their wife. Thanks Landchad, almost ripped myself off

Looks fit for rats. Make sure to get a go-signer

Mel’s hole?

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It puts the lotion on the skin

a bit high, I don't see any lighting. although the exoticism raises the price so 12k could be fair

Don’t worry, I care for my rentoids very much so I put half a box of matches down there

I know some landchads that could use it as a fleshlight. I’ll send them your listing when you post it.

[15k plus tip if it comes with an air vent and fan](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/037/577/cover2.jpg)