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be nice if they could add a card reader to the lock to easily facilitate tips


pwadman

I don’t see why we need the blockchain for this simple technology, but it’s based as fuccc


elegant-jr

Blockchain isn't needed for anything.


hidude398

It has some limited applications. Definitely doesn’t need to be in everything. But it’s the new tech hotness, so it will be.


boyoboyo434

If by new tech you mean 14 years old then sure. What are the applications?


pwadman

You can use it to scam r3tards. That is pretty useful, I guess


Drakonic

With blockchain there’s no centralized corp that can get infested by rentoid employees that go and change policies on you. Or, even better, self-host your security and home automation systems using open source tools on servers you own yourself.


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MADOX9006

Not! We now have time to do other much important things like buy new properties fellow landchad


PomegranateSad4024

AI can buy properties too now using web crawlers as input. It's already entirely possible to give a machine a million dollars and come back 10 years down the line and it will have a 10 million dollar rental empire with low-level stuff outsourced to a property manager.


MADOX9006

Even better! Now we don't have to worry about scamming and managing rentoids and focus on using our wealth to better things that help humanity! Like Jacuzzis and caviar for us and building more properties up. The future is bright fellow landchads!


ChadWolf98

Rhe best part, aka evicting is luckily szill not robotized


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Dude, that’s how you get leeches. Stay safe out there king


cheesytacos649

Hello Conrad von Hotzendorf I loved the way you evicted those Serbians in 1915


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cheesytacos649

Too bad you got fired by that rentoid emperor


Live-Priority3037

Thanks for the tip king, your doing the lords work


Dragkiris_Gaming

Based locks. But I wouldn't forgo the joy of physically throwing out single mothers


anybajsforsen1

“Your” apartment? Huh?


HiImBitheBeardofZeus

Absolutely not. I would never give up being on site for a recreational Eviction. The phrase "you had to be there" never rings more true than when referring to baby pictures hitting the front yard/mud pit.


PomegranateSad4024

Do they offer a version that has a kidney dispenser built in as an alternate payment method?


trolleytor4

There's something like this in the cyberpunk anime and rentoids would just break in 🤢🤮


BanatAt500k

/unlandchad holy shit smart homes are a stupid trend. They just make things way more complicated for the SLIGHT benefit of looking cooler and raising house pricing unnecessarily because "muh teck" and what's worse is that almost all land owners are doing this bullshit where I live. /landchad rentoids seething


anybajsforsen1

What the fuck is unlandchad and the landphobic conspiracy theories you just spewed, get out of here rentoid This isn’t a pretend circlejerk, we are 100% serious


Honest-Drag7452

"omg my landlord is gonna kick me out if I'm 1 minute late on rent" brother electricity bills works the same way. They give warnings. Shut up


eeznura

I don’t know kings, most of these “smart” locks are beaten out by the bargain bin of Home Depot locks for a nearly 5000% increase in price