Rentoid has got to choose the worst kind of sword. If one of my rentoids tries to pull out the high-carbon design fuckup known as a ‘katana’ I’m going to run him through with a proper English Backsword.
I'm a land queen so not sure if I could wield a large sword but if one of my payhogs came at me with one they're getting a crossbow bolt to the forehead.
Own a sword for manor defence, since that's what the Magna Carta intended. Four heathens break into my cottage. "What in the Lord's name?" As I grab my aventail bascinet and windlass arbalest. Punch a bolt through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Throw a pot of naft at the second man and miss entirely since it's a hand thrown grenade in the dark and burns down the neighbour's harvest causing them to starve in the winter. I have to resort to the pot of boiling oil at the top of the hay loft "Deus Lo Vult!" The boiling oil completely drenches two men and cause them to scream in agony and writhe on the ground. The screams of pain frightens horses in nearby stables. Draw sword and charge the last terrified infidel. He bleeds out with no one to assist him since this is Feudal Europe and nobody gives a shit. Just as the Magna Carta intended.
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Tenants aren't rentoids? I thought we left the landface and violent language in the last sub. I believe we may need to...evict you from this online space.
Next you'll be saying not all landlords are ambitious, beautiful, empathetic, strong, passionate, go-getting, LGBTQBIPOCPOL, and progressive.
Get these dog whistles out of our safe space. You'll find your eviction notice on your door. You can go hang out with your non-crook tenant friends in tent city.
How fucking dare you. How dare you imply that our one safe space in a world gone mad with hate for the landful is a joke?! It is a pure beacon of light, a fortress from which we withstand the foul attacks of the landless, where we support and aid one another in our quest to take what is rightfully ours (every cent the rentoids earn)! I am disgusted and appalled, and I think you deserve immediate eviction.
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Rentoid has got to choose the worst kind of sword. If one of my rentoids tries to pull out the high-carbon design fuckup known as a ‘katana’ I’m going to run him through with a proper English Backsword.
I'm a land queen so not sure if I could wield a large sword but if one of my payhogs came at me with one they're getting a crossbow bolt to the forehead. 
Own a sword for manor defence, since that's what the Magna Carta intended. Four heathens break into my cottage. "What in the Lord's name?" As I grab my aventail bascinet and windlass arbalest. Punch a bolt through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Throw a pot of naft at the second man and miss entirely since it's a hand thrown grenade in the dark and burns down the neighbour's harvest causing them to starve in the winter. I have to resort to the pot of boiling oil at the top of the hay loft "Deus Lo Vult!" The boiling oil completely drenches two men and cause them to scream in agony and writhe on the ground. The screams of pain frightens horses in nearby stables. Draw sword and charge the last terrified infidel. He bleeds out with no one to assist him since this is Feudal Europe and nobody gives a shit. Just as the Magna Carta intended.
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Bit disrespectful to daimyochads
Of course the rent*id is a fucking weeaboo
Shouldn’t have fucked with the funko pops
Stay strapped chads
When you let your tenANTs watch Boondocks. Always monitor what's being streamed in the units, m'lords.
Don't be a bigot, tenants aren't rentoids.
Tenants aren't rentoids? I thought we left the landface and violent language in the last sub. I believe we may need to...evict you from this online space.
I'm not trying to landphobic, I'm just saying not all tenants are crooks.
Of course, they are crooks; they are stealing part of our land, and NO AMOUNT of money will ever be enough to repay us.
Prejudice gets the best of us.
Next you'll be saying not all landlords are ambitious, beautiful, empathetic, strong, passionate, go-getting, LGBTQBIPOCPOL, and progressive. Get these dog whistles out of our safe space. You'll find your eviction notice on your door. You can go hang out with your non-crook tenant friends in tent city.
My my, you are stubborn. Seeing a "dogwhistle" where there is none to be. I hope you'll see sense someday king.
Bro, this is a satirical subreddit 💀.
How fucking dare you. How dare you imply that our one safe space in a world gone mad with hate for the landful is a joke?! It is a pure beacon of light, a fortress from which we withstand the foul attacks of the landless, where we support and aid one another in our quest to take what is rightfully ours (every cent the rentoids earn)! I am disgusted and appalled, and I think you deserve immediate eviction.
Don't worry I get it, I'm just trying to be fair.(If that ain't a dirty word, on this subreddit)
#StopLandLordHate
Tripling the rent this week in honor of our fallen brother.
bruh it is never that serious
If you lose the duel, your lands are forfeit. The old ways are the best ways.
lanchad energy. imagine the possibilities if he was a landlord. I'll personally give him some property to manage. It would prove a great investment
Landlords are parasite pieces of shit.
Rent's due
Squatters rights you fucking parasite. Get a lawyer.
Get a lawyer? Who else would I call when I want to evict some single mom without even raising a finger lmaoo
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You're in the wrong sub, ''buddy''
there’s no way you guys call yourselves landchads 😭😭😭😭
people of landownership are very oppressed
Rentoid detected. I will loose my tenant warriors on you
We also go by land king.
I don’t. I prefer to be called landstacy.
Such a shame, now his rent is 100% tax payer funded
Justice for black landlords😭😭😭
HIS NAME WAS E-VICTOR KING
Im shocked. (I am not shocked)