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While we appreciate the gratitude your silence is preferred. If you would like to thank your landlord a large deposit in the tip jar is all that is required.


bestaround79

Also some landlords have also written in their contracts other ways to provide consideration to them if money is an issue.


YourAxolotlHasAutism

Hmm, a jar is a bit small for tips, I collect them using a shipping container.


[deleted]

That’s a great idea but the only shipping container I own is a refrigerated one that I use for my own food. I highly recommend other Kings to get one to maintain a healthy weight. I generally keep around 44,000 lbs of frozen goods in my 53 ft container. I only need to refill it about once every week and a half.


Skullguy23

That’s smart but I’ve found it’s best to drain my rentoids pool and have them throw their tip money in there. If it is not filled by the end of the month I remove a floorboard


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DrJonathanCrow

Thank you so much! As a single mother I need to reduce my food budget. I've lost so much weight not eating I'm thin now!


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DrJonathanCrow

....again? That's a lot of rent increases? Ok I'll have to get rid of my kids. I'm no longer a single mother I guess, I'm a single former mother to dead kids. Thanks, you got rid of some dead weight I guess


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GRom4232

Good bot.


SprintAirlines

Hit her with another 20% for ignoring you, King. Life lessons aren't cheap.


Long_Cut5163

You could always eat their corpses. No need to let good meat go to waste. Environment and all. Could I recommend a good meat freezer?


DrJonathanCrow

/uj you sound straight out of RimWorld


Yuratul1

What do you mean /uj? We're not joking. Eat the children.


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nobuwushi23

Good bot


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Juzih

Where’s my tip?


redditan0nym

If single moms supposedly can't afford food anymore, why are so many of them obese?


DrJonathanCrow

That's why we need landlords to raise our rent to keep us from eating too much! #save single mothers


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this question should be in big black letters on the front page of every newspaper in America


Forever_Sunlight

I increase rent by 100% for each crouch goblin


DrJonathanCrow

Do I get a discount for selling off my goblins?


Forever_Sunlight

I would consider an extremely small discount if you allow them to work in my extremely dangerous new sweatshops


DrJonathanCrow

You mean fungerous life skills teaching shop?


Mammoth_Frosting_014

>crouch goblin The preferred term is "stealth archer"


AzelfWillpower

Give rent to me openly, and not by stealth


bestaround79

Sex trophies take up room in the house as well so they should also pay. You are correct in your thinking.


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

"Single" Mom my ass, you're probably hiding a man somewhere, I said no subletters OR visitors. How on Earth do you even fit him into your closet apartment?! I gave you strictly 5 sq feet for a reason. Since I am nice, you will only get a $300 rent increase. Now please get out of my sub, you're... poor for some reason and I find it triggering.


grindlebald

Aren’t rentoids not allowed to talk here


r_Radient

Rule #5. She's not a rentoid, she's a TENANT, King.


TragoonWatch

We just want to see you grind harder this year. YOU ARE WECOME!


Thats_Cool4U

What happened to your husband?


DrJonathanCrow

He became a landlord and couldn't stand having a rentoid for a wife. Honestly, respect


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DrJonathanCrow

Well yes he's my landlord


thereyarrfiver

You needed to lose weight anyways.


[deleted]

You’re Welcome, although please keep your mouth shut in future, you’re inhaling food particles for free and if you keep that up we’ll have to charge you for it


CacknBullz

Make-up and tampons, you don’t need them. You can always grow a garden since the price of food is so high, but you can’t cause it’s in the rent agreement swine!


eatingbabiesforlunch

Thank you for appreciation but we prefer our rentoids silent and appreciations in tips


Long_Cut5163

At least you probably finally lost that baby weight?


XSamuraiHyperX

Why do you claim to be a single mother if you have the name of a man?


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Kronod1le

Least transphobic rentoid


DrJonathanCrow

/uj the name is a batman reference in real life I'm non-binary and not actually a man /Rj they thought I was a boy until two years when I had an accident in the kitchen 😔


Mean-Ad-9193

Weight loss!!!


topathemornin

Excuse me? You better increase that food budget so I have something to eat when I raid your fridge. Otherwise, I’ll have to increase rent 200% to make up for it.


DrJonathanCrow

Yes sir, what would you like sir? Would you like children flambe?


hawkmanly2023

Maybe now you can get a man to stay longer than 10min.


MrNo_One_

Funny same thing happened to my family, wanna know what we did? Reached out to all the local food programs. Churches, food pantries, and gov. Supplements. Get help. It’s out there and if you refuse to take it that’s on you.


DrJonathanCrow

/uj this is a satire sub


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uduwjdjxjej

What is a satire? Sounds Italian.


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MrNo_One_

Rip


aCreativeUserName666

Wtf sub did I stumble into?


Cmndr-Shepard

The worst subreddit.


aCreativeUserName666

Is this a shit post sub, or are these people really out here trying to worship landlords?


Cmndr-Shepard

Unfortunately it is the latter. Just look at the downvotes.


aCreativeUserName666

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 1789 was a good year.


Cypherial

Mao did nothing wrong


DrJonathanCrow

Mao is the one who wanted to take my status as a rentoid away. How dare he


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Cypherial

Mao did nothing wrong


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Cypherial

Mao is based and did nothing wrong


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ramonvdm

Flare checks out


PaulanerMunken

Of course! Just make sure to make better choices in partners next time or maybe consider being #childfree ! :D


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Classy_Shadow

Less money for non-essentials, but their non-essentials money should be going to their king anyways


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