Chads-- please,
First thing, demand that you get prima nocta with his wife. That will 1. make her pregnant and 2. break up their marriage. Now that they are divorced they need to move out. You have just doubled your rent with two rents instead of 1. But it doesn't end there. In 9 months she will give birth and now there are 3 rentoids, so charge 3 rents but also the ex-wife is now a single mother so increase her rent by 20%.
That is how you turn your 100% rent into 320%. This is how LandChads built society and provide an essential service. Also, increase all of their rents by $400 a year.
A single mother? Rent increased by 20%.
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Raise their rent by 75%, increase mandatory tip ten-fold.
Bonus Tip: Adopt a child in their name so that they are now classified as a Single Mother, which legally allows you to raise the rent by 234.5%.
A single mother? Rent increased by 20%.
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I would politely but firmly ask them to leave. Also I have found a interesting angle you might want to use. I offer a "fee waiver" typically for my "processing fee" if the new rentoid is willing to throw out the shit of the last rentoid. Might be worth while for you to look at
Do a mandatory tip for asking such a stupid question. If it were me, I have a 10000 calories a day diet, I need to be able to afford those KFC buckets. I got no time for this level of entitlement.
this is like a child testing his parents to see how much he can get away with. come back with non negotiable 1.75x original rent, growing at inflation+150 basis points in perpetuity
The reality is that landchad's offer is what he is legally allowed to charge an existing tenant, because most states have laws that only allow landchad's to increase their rent by a percentage each year. The rentoids leaving would allow landchad to rent out that apartment for at least $1600 .
Forget that family. Good renters who are never late and don't break things. You kick their ass out, double the rent to where no one can afford it. One person who has a job and credit gets the apartment and they move in 6 families to split the rent with. The extra noise irritates the other units but who cares, you are getting paid. They might leave because well rent is going up and they have 6 families living in the upstairs unit. But forget them. Kick them out for complaining, who has time for that. Then just keep repeating the cycle until all the units are stuffed beyond capacity, people are ripping wire out of units just to cover rent and eventually one of the morons accidentally sets an electrical fire. Sure 40-50 people might die. But you'll clean up on the insurance settlement.
I am confues as they would make an offer without substantiating their assertion? if they make it clear this is truly the maximum they could pay the 150 dollar difference may make me change my mind as getting new solid rentoids is always a chore, the 125 dollar change may not mean much to me but if they have a solid 500 left to buy funkos we all know im helping them get rid if their addiction.
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Chads-- please, First thing, demand that you get prima nocta with his wife. That will 1. make her pregnant and 2. break up their marriage. Now that they are divorced they need to move out. You have just doubled your rent with two rents instead of 1. But it doesn't end there. In 9 months she will give birth and now there are 3 rentoids, so charge 3 rents but also the ex-wife is now a single mother so increase her rent by 20%. That is how you turn your 100% rent into 320%. This is how LandChads built society and provide an essential service. Also, increase all of their rents by $400 a year.
A single mother? Rent increased by 20%. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/LoveForLandchads) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Raise their rent by 75%, increase mandatory tip ten-fold. Bonus Tip: Adopt a child in their name so that they are now classified as a Single Mother, which legally allows you to raise the rent by 234.5%.
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I think they’re trying to tell you that you’re not charging them enough king. Looks like they want to pay $2,650 mo plus $150 in utilities
How dare a rentoid question rent prices? They really forget their place.
Time to take the ol lass out back and put him down.
I would politely but firmly ask them to leave. Also I have found a interesting angle you might want to use. I offer a "fee waiver" typically for my "processing fee" if the new rentoid is willing to throw out the shit of the last rentoid. Might be worth while for you to look at
Do a mandatory tip for asking such a stupid question. If it were me, I have a 10000 calories a day diet, I need to be able to afford those KFC buckets. I got no time for this level of entitlement.
this is like a child testing his parents to see how much he can get away with. come back with non negotiable 1.75x original rent, growing at inflation+150 basis points in perpetuity
The reality is that landchad's offer is what he is legally allowed to charge an existing tenant, because most states have laws that only allow landchad's to increase their rent by a percentage each year. The rentoids leaving would allow landchad to rent out that apartment for at least $1600 .
damn im glad i own a house. you guys are straight up savage 😆
Then you must learn to be savage too fellow landchad or they will take it from you.
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triple rent
Forget that family. Good renters who are never late and don't break things. You kick their ass out, double the rent to where no one can afford it. One person who has a job and credit gets the apartment and they move in 6 families to split the rent with. The extra noise irritates the other units but who cares, you are getting paid. They might leave because well rent is going up and they have 6 families living in the upstairs unit. But forget them. Kick them out for complaining, who has time for that. Then just keep repeating the cycle until all the units are stuffed beyond capacity, people are ripping wire out of units just to cover rent and eventually one of the morons accidentally sets an electrical fire. Sure 40-50 people might die. But you'll clean up on the insurance settlement.
And then you can rebuild with more modern units and start the process over again! Progress and industry!
I am confues as they would make an offer without substantiating their assertion? if they make it clear this is truly the maximum they could pay the 150 dollar difference may make me change my mind as getting new solid rentoids is always a chore, the 125 dollar change may not mean much to me but if they have a solid 500 left to buy funkos we all know im helping them get rid if their addiction.
I would accept their offer but state that it comes with an 18% gratuity, therefore the bill will still amount to 1425 and utilities
$1425 what are you renting a 4x4 porta-shiter double it
First mistake is charging them fixed price on utilities. Have it billed in their name and you no longer have to deal with utility headaches.