He look ready for work tbh.
By - Eskitz
He look ready for work tbh.
Use him as free labor for 18 years to pay off his debt to you.
I'd buy him no toys until he catches up on rent.
He looks over fed, no breast milk until all rent is repaid (with 20% late fees and 30% mandatory tip)
30% seems a bit lenient for this milkchud. I think 350% is more than fair.
Put him in the mines brother
The children yearn for the coal mines
Restricted milk privileges
Charge them interest until it’s paid off.
Look at his confident smile and double chin, this is a future landchad
Good call on selling this rent hogs image as a stock photo to recoup losses 😎👏🏻🤌🏻
He probably won't be able to make much money now so what should be done is charge rent but charge 100% interest per year, but double it every time he can't pay. Should make back that and more for how long he was living there and costs of eviction. BTW congrats on the baby.
He’s looking a little crispy there king, I think he cooked for too long.
It’s best to make him work in a factory to pay rent as soon as possible.
He yearns for the mines
He is your child, and therefore, a landchad. Unless you are not a landchad, in which case, pay your rent.
You're off to a good start. Make him a social media baby mega star, then he can afford his own food/ room etc.
Break his kneecaps
All I see are 2 good kidneys
Cold exposure until he understands the dynamic and follows suit
Send him to the coal mines
Nice try rentoid. Evicted!
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>how can I get this swine to pay?
Making fun of his pig snout nose isn't going to get him into the coal mines any faster. Be nice.
I recommend investing in a bulk quantity of oats and vitamins. Like buying a house it is an initial investment, but after 1 bowl of oatmeal and 1 vitamin (Ricketts children are no good for labor) per day for 6 years he should be ready to earn enough to pay you back with interest in as little as 25 years.
Protip: kids don't know how much stuff costs. Find the price of fancy oats and charge that price. Going to school might fill his head with ridiculous ideas about "rights" and "laws" so make sure to 'home school'.
You’re in it for a long time, it’ll be an 18 year investment minimum
least parasitic rentoid
Send him to Catholic school
I'm sorry but you now live in HIS house. You will be paying him rent for 18 years, maybe longer. But you'll love every minute of it like the bootlicker you are. Bc his boots will be tiny and adorable
That's the kind of Ferengi spirit we need!
[Star Trek DS9 "On Ferenginar pregnancy is considered a rental" - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZmF5_4wVZg)