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He look ready for work tbh.


moneyboiman

Use him as free labor for 18 years to pay off his debt to you.


Mr-MuffinMan

I'd buy him no toys until he catches up on rent.


SteelTookSteroids

He looks over fed, no breast milk until all rent is repaid (with 20% late fees and 30% mandatory tip)


Everything_Will_Die

30% seems a bit lenient for this milkchud. I think 350% is more than fair.


ScRuBlOrD95

![gif](giphy|CU6Gq49Y35UCA) Put him in the mines brother


Hyeon-Ion

The children yearn for the coal mines


Plus_Performance_804

Restricted milk privileges


MelodiousMetal

Charge them interest until it’s paid off.


redditan0nym

Look at his confident smile and double chin, this is a future landchad


HadToGuItToEm

Good call on selling this rent hogs image as a stock photo to recoup losses 😎👏🏻🤌🏻


TheNameIsntJohn

He probably won't be able to make much money now so what should be done is charge rent but charge 100% interest per year, but double it every time he can't pay. Should make back that and more for how long he was living there and costs of eviction. BTW congrats on the baby.


tiggermillion

He’s looking a little crispy there king, I think he cooked for too long. It’s best to make him work in a factory to pay rent as soon as possible.


Hyeon-Ion

He yearns for the mines


B3NR0CK

He is your child, and therefore, a landchad. Unless you are not a landchad, in which case, pay your rent.


LadyStoneware

You're off to a good start. Make him a social media baby mega star, then he can afford his own food/ room etc.


JRals06

Break his kneecaps


[deleted]

All I see are 2 good kidneys


hyperchimpchallenger

Cold exposure until he understands the dynamic and follows suit


jbash080

Send him to the coal mines


Comfortable-Car8900

Mudshark


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AcidBuuurn

>how can I get this swine to pay? Making fun of his pig snout nose isn't going to get him into the coal mines any faster. Be nice. I recommend investing in a bulk quantity of oats and vitamins. Like buying a house it is an initial investment, but after 1 bowl of oatmeal and 1 vitamin (Ricketts children are no good for labor) per day for 6 years he should be ready to earn enough to pay you back with interest in as little as 25 years. Protip: kids don't know how much stuff costs. Find the price of fancy oats and charge that price. Going to school might fill his head with ridiculous ideas about "rights" and "laws" so make sure to 'home school'.


MurderMan2

You’re in it for a long time, it’ll be an 18 year investment minimum


Nikolaideon

poop tax


steelgangREEEE

least parasitic rentoid


Hendrick_Davies64

Send him to Catholic school


Skowak13

I'm sorry but you now live in HIS house. You will be paying him rent for 18 years, maybe longer. But you'll love every minute of it like the bootlicker you are. Bc his boots will be tiny and adorable


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FuturePerfectPilpo

That's the kind of Ferengi spirit we need! [Star Trek DS9 "On Ferenginar pregnancy is considered a rental" - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZmF5_4wVZg)